(The show opens with random clips from last years' event, including the formation of Elimination Enterprises, and Weston Steel capturing his first World Heavyweight Title.)

(The promo ends, and the scene opens as an Elimination Enterprises' silver stretch limo pulls up to the arena entrance. The right side passenger door is opened by the driver who has exited the vehicle. His black suite and driver's hat is absolutely spotless and perfect. Out of the door steps Nightmist dressed in street clothes and his camo mask. He extends his hand back into the limo and the camera catches sight of a sexy silk stocking clad leg as it emerges out of the limo. The rest of Nightmare's curvaceous body is caught by the camera as she stands in full view. She is wearing an evening gown with black sequence making her look like a movie star about to go into an awards show. She winks at the camera. The driver opens the Left rear door and the Soviet Silencer emerges closely followed by Marvelous Michelle "The Texas Belle from Hell". Both women are dressed in their wrestling gear as they follow behind the other duo with a determined look on their faces. The scene changes back to the inside of the arena where Herb and Frank are seated at the announcers table.)

FJ: The lovely but dangerous Nightmare is looking spectacular tonight.

HS: What does she this is, an evening out on the town? This is a wrestling Pay Per View where there is blood, sweat, and tears. Not champagne and caviar wishes!! And what is Nightmist doing here? He is not slated to wrestle tonight!

FJ: Who knows what the "X-factor" of the AWA has planned and what role Nightmare has him playing tonight? You never know what moves will be made tonight between Santini and Nightmare. They are two masters in the art of human chest.

HS: My money is on Santini! He has been playing the most recently in the AWA.

FJ- Maybe so. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to our second ever Hell On Earth 2K1! We've got a great show lined for you. Without further ado, let's get to the ring for the first Hell Bowl qualifier!

(”Agnus Dei” begins to play over the PA system as Black Dragon comes out from behind the curtain with Ayana Sugah by his side. They are still standing at the top of the stage when “Jump Around” begins to play and Danny O’Shea comes out onto the stage to join them. All three make their way down to the ring and await their opponents. “How many Wanna” begins to play and C-Rock comes running out from behind the curtain with The Reverend. They get to the ring and this fight starts right away. C-Rock goes for Danny but is quickly taken down with a drop toe hold turned into an ankle lock. The Reverend doesn’t even get a chance to go after Dragon. As soon as the Rev is to his feet, he is sent tumbling over the top rope thanks to a super kick from Dragon. Danny is now picking C-Rock up to his feet, and Dragon joins him. Danny and Dragon send C-Rock running to the ropes with a double irish whip. On the rebound, they follow up with a double drop kick and C-Rock is on the mat again. The Rev is climbing back into the ring, or about to anyways, but Danny and Dragon see him coming and stop him before he can get in. They send him back out of the ring with a double baseball slide drop kick.)

FJ-This match is a total squash!

( Dragon then climbs out of the ring while Danny turns his attention back to C-Rock. C-Rock is getting to his feet and Danny runs into the ropes behind him. C-Rock just gets to his feet when Danny comes flying off the ropes and delivers a flying face crusher. C-Rock is back down, once again. Dragon has just sent the Rev flying into a guard rail. When the rev comes stumbling back his way, Dragon plants him with a dragon suplex. Dragon then pics the Rev back up and rolls him into the ring, via under the bottom rope. Dragon then climbs up onto the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle. When the Rev begins to get to his feet, Dragon sets himself up. The Rev gets to his feet and turns around just in time to see Dragon come flying off the top rope. Dragon lands on the Rev like to grab him in a headlock, and turns it into a spinning DDT. The Rev goes down hard. Danny has just placed C-Rock up on the top turnbuckle. Dragon picks the Rev up to his feet, and then lifts him up into the air like the stalling part of a stalling suplex. Danny runs towards the corner he has just set C-Rock up in. Danny jumps up to the top rope and grabs C-Rock by the back of his head. Dragon drops the Rev down with a brainbuster. Danny has just jumped back off the ropes, still holding onto C-Rock and hits an “L-Train/ X-Factor” off the top rope. Both Dragon and Danny cover their respective opponents and get a very easy 1… 2… 3…)

HS-Easy win for Dragon and O'Shea, and now both of them will advance on to Hell Bowl 2K1!

{The camera is searching around in the back and then focuses in on Shadow and the Southtown Kid. The two men seem to be in a conversation with the mystery person again as we can hear the disguised voice.}

MP: Well I think that I have something for you guys but it will mean giving up a possible world title shot.

S Kid: Man right now I really don't mind. I really wasn't thinking about that title anyways. I was thinking more along the lines of tag team gold but that is just lately.

MP: Hey Shadow, does he always go on and on and on like this.

(Shadow drops his head and laughs.)

MP: As you two can see however, I am more than willing to compensate you for your work again.

(The person opens a larger breifcase and again there are many bundles of twenties packed tightly inside. Shadow and STK waste no time in accepting the offer as they are guided inside a room.)

MP: Ok lets talk about things further in here ... the walls have ears you know.

(The cameras cut to the outside of the arena as Dave Santini and Louise arrive as the Dodge Viper screeches to a halt in the reserved parking space. Louise emerges from the car with her Lethal Louise silk jacket on and the rest of her wrestling gear in a duffle back. Santini has his own bag in his hand as he gets out of the car. His US Title belt is strapped around his waist. The Couple of the AWA walk together toward the entrance. The door swings open and Chapman is there waiting for them. Santini begins to speak rapidly to them as they disappear down the hallway.)

HS: It seems as though Dave Santini is getting his moves in order. When those three get together, all of the AWA better look out.

FJ: Of course, with the AWA security forces under his control, who wouldn't stay on their guard? Santini has been known to manipulate a situation to suit his needs a time or two.

HS: And now, we will have to see who makes the first move.

(“I Disappear” begins to play as Punisher comes out with J.P Daniels. They make their way to the ring when “Let’s Get It On” begins to play. The Ladies’ Man comes out from behind the ring with two clients by his side. They too begin walking to the ring. The Ladies’ Man and Punisher climb into the ring. J.P and the clients walk around to the other side of the ring by the announce table. “South Town” begins to play over the PA system. A few moments go by with no entrance from anybody. Then it begins again from the beginning. This time, Kra-Z comes out and looks to be looking around. He looks to be wondering why STK hasn’t come out yet. Kra-Z walks down to the ring and pauses for a moment before climbing in. Kra-Z decides to climb in and then all three men wait for a moment for STK to come out. A few moments go by, Kra-Z is leaning over the rope looking up at the top of the ramp, still waiting for STK. TLM and Punisher decide that it’s time to get this match started. They both grab Kra-Z from behind, with one arm each between his legs, and one arm each under his arms, they pick him up and slam him back in a dominating fashion. The ref runs over right away and begins telling TLM and Punisher that one of them have to leave the ring. They look at each other and Punisher decides to let TLM have the honors of being first. TLM picks Kra-Z up and sends him back to the mat with a snap mare take down. He then grabs Kra-Z in a reverse chin lock. Kra-Z is some how able to get to his feet, while TLM is still holding him in a reverse chin lock. It is now more of a sleeper hold than anything, but Kra-Z soon gets out of it. Grabbing one arm, Kra-Z twists the arm of TLM around and comes up behind him in a hammer lock. TLM begins throwing elbows to the side and catches Kra-Z with every one of them. He then runs backwards, forcing Kra-Z into the corner where Punisher just happens to be. Punisher makes a blind tag and quickly climbs in. Kra-Z doesn’t notice, and kicks TLM in the back of his knee, still holding him in the hammer lock. TLM drops to his knees, but when he does, Kra-Z is caught by a wicked right hook from Punisher that sends him back into the corner. TLM gets back to his feet and assists Punisher in sending Kra-Z saling across the ring and into the opposite turnbuckle. TLM then climbs out of the ring. Punisher takes off running across the ring and hits Kra-Z with a back elbow. Kra-Z falls in the corner so that he is sitting down in the corner. Punisher places his foot on Kra-Zs’ throat and begins choking him, holding onto the ropes for the extra leverage, like he really needs it.Punisher is choking away until Kra-Z throws his fist up as hard as he can delivering a low blow, but the ref doesn’t see it. Punisher removes his foot from the throat of Kra-Z and grabs his lower regions. Punisher stumbles back towards his corner, he gets into the corner. Kra-Z gets to his feet and comes running at the big man. TLM makes a blind tag. Kra-Z is still running. TLM begins to climb in. Kra-Z looks like he is about to go for a spear, but Punisher grabs him and picks him up high into the air and plants him with a hard sitting power bomb. TLM is now in the ring and jumps towards the corner to pull off the “Cherrie Popper”. TLM lands the move while Punisher is still holding Kra-Z. After TLM lands the move, Punisher just stands to his feet and TLM makes the cover. The rest is academic. The ref hits the mat, the refs’ hand hits the mat three times and this one is over.)

FJ-Kra-Z never had a chance...

(Post match, Shadow and STK hit the ring with bats! They both lay out Punisher from behind, and really deliver a pounding! They batter Punisher with bats, then they laugh and leave. On their way up the ramp, they pass Ray Owens! Owens hits the ring running and starts pummeling Punisher on his own!)

FJ-No! He's had enough!

HS-That's payback, Frank.

(Security finally breaks it up, and Owens leaves with a smirk.)

FJ-It's already been a wild night, folks. Let's go to the ring again.

(”The Way I Am” begins to play over the PA system. D-Struction, Low, Leena, and Ramona come walking out. All four NHL members make it to the ring. D-Struction and Low climb in and “In My Hands” begins to play over the PA system. Rick Wagner comes out from behind the curtain. While he is walking down the ramp, “Fat” begins to play as Jack Happy comes out form behind the curtain with Luscious Lori by his side. Already there is tension as Wagner looks back up the ramp at his tag team partner. Happy motions for him to keep walking to the ring. Wagner doesn’t seem to like that idea very much though and begins walking towards Happy instead. Low and D-Struction jump out of the ring. While Wagner is walking up the ramp, he is attacked from behind by the two NHL members. Happy takes his sweet time walking to the ring stopping off to talk for a moment with each and every fan he passes. Meanwhile, his tag team partner, Rick Wagner is being mauled by the team of D-Struction and Low. Wagner has been rolled into the ring with D_Struction and Low following behind them. Happy is still talking to his beloved fans. Wagner on the other hand is getting in his licks where he can. Sending rights here and lefts there. But the team of a very large D-Struction and a notorious career ending Low is just too much for the one man at this point. As soon as Wagner gets one man off of him, another is all over him. Wagner gets Low off of him, and D-Struction grabs him from behind and hits a german suplex. The ref is trying to get one of the NHL members to leave the ring, but they don’t appear to have any intentions of doing so any time soon. They have just sent Wagner into the ropes with a double irish whip. Then Low runs into the ropes to the side of the direction they sent Wagner. On the rebound, D-Struction grabs Wagner and hits a back breaker. Then Low comes bouncing off the ropes and hits a leg drop while Wagner is still bent over his knee. Things aren’t looking very good for one Rick Wagner at this point as Low as just locked on the “Low Profile”. Happy is now to the last fan standing along the ramp way and looks in the ring to see what is happening. Happy then takes off running with love handles flying every which way with each sudden movement involved in running. Oh how pleased those chubby chasing women in the stands, and at home must be over this site of happy proportions. Happy slides into the ring, just as D-Struction is climbing through the ropes at his corner. Happy stomps Low in the forehead, forcing him to release the hold. D-Strucion is now back in the ring after seeing this. D-Struction gives Happy a swift kick to the gut and then sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Leena sees Happy coming and decides to insert her help here. She jumps up and grabs the top rope, pulling it down just enough. What Leena doesn’t see however is D-Struction following right behind Happy. D-Struction hits Happy with a clothesline just as he hits the ropes and they both go flying over the lowered top rope.)

FJ-These men are putting on one helluva match!

(They fall to the ground outside the ring. Low and Wagner are both making it to their feet at about the same time. Wagner gets to one knee and throws a right. This doesn’t do much to the still pretty fresh Low. So Low returns the favor with a right of his own. This staggers Wagner a bit and Low quickly stands upright. Wagner springs up out of no where with a rising clothesline and just about rips Lows’ head off. Low is back down. On the outside, D-Struction and Happy are making it back to their feet. Happy hits D-Struction with an even flow DDT and then begin stomping him. Happy then grabs onto the bottom rope for some of that good old leverage and begins choking D-Struction with his foot. This goes on for a few seconds before D-Struction is able to use his brute strength to lift the foot of Happy off of his throat. Happy then takes a few steps back and D-Struction gets to his feet. Inside the ring, Wagner has just hit a suplex on Low. Back on the outside, D-Struction has just taken Happy down with a clothesline from hell. D-Struction then grabs a chair. Happy is gets to his hands and knees before D-Struction slams the chair over his head. D-Struction then looks in the ring to check on the situation of things. He sees that Wagner has the upper hand, but Low looks far from finished so he decides to turn his attention back to Happy who is slowly coming to a stand. All of a sudden, the sound of a body hitting the mat with extreme force echos throughout the arena. Leena and Ramona scream to D-Struction who in turn turns around. Low has just been hit with the “The Final Alternative”. Happy is now back to his feet. D-Struction is just about to run tot he ring when Happy snatches the chair out of his hand. D-Struction turns back around and Happy slams the chair over his head. D-Struction goes down. In the ring, Wagner makes the cover and gets the three count.)

FJ-Wagner and Happy advance! That means that Wagner, Happy, O'Shea,Dragon, Punisher and TLM are all in the Hell Bowl. We've still got a few more qualifying matches, and much more coming up!

(”Gamma Goblins pt. 2” begins to play over the PA system as CarnEvil begins to make his way to the ring. He gets to the ring and climbs in. “Broken Crutch” begins to play and Jarred Shephard comes out. Jarred gets to the ring and climbs in. Right away things are all wrong. As soon as Jarred climbs in, CarnEvil slaps him like a little girl and well, Jarred didn’t like that too much. The two begin to brawl with each other. While Jarred is landing about thirty punches a second to the gut of CarnEvil, CarnEvil’s punches seem to be more powerful for some strange reason. It is nothing more than a back and forth slug fest. The New Age Alliance hit the ring running before any music is cued. They slide in under the bottom rope and help CarnEvil and Jarred turn their attention away form one another. The big Jake Fox takes Jarred down with a clothesline. Dee Jay goes after CarnEvil but is met with could only be describe as running head on into a freeway full of nothing but 18 wheelers. As soon as Fox hit Jarred, CarnEvil turned his attention to DJ and hit him with a meteor shower of lefts and rights back DJ up into the corner. CarnEvil then sent DJ to the outside through the ropes. CarnEvil follows DJ out. Fox is in the ring still, helping Jarred to his feet. Fox then sends Jarred right back down with an implant DDT. On the outside, CarnEvil is ramming the head of one Dee Jay into the guard rail as if a million dollars will come spilling out if he cracks DJs’ head open. CarnEvil pulls back for one huge slam, but DJ is able to stop it and deliver an elbow to the gut of CarnEvil. CarnEvil then releases the hold he has on the back of DJs’ head and takes a couple of steps back. In the ring, Fox was running at Jarred, but Jarred hit a drop toe hold sending Fox flying face first into the second turnbuckle. All of a sudden, The Paramedics come running through the crowd, jump the guard rail and slide into the ring. They quickly double team and destoy Jarred. Before leaving, they decide to do a little surgery and give Jarred a little something to remember them by, by cutting his forehead wide open. On the outside, CarnEvil isn’t aware of what’s going on inside the ring as he is busy with DJ. The medics leave the ring the same way they came, through the booing crowd. Fox doesn’t waist any time what so ever and quickly covers Jarred. CarnEvil has just sent DJ to the floor with a choke slam and hears the ref making the count. He turns around and slides in. But he is far too late. By the time he actually gets into the ring, the three count has already taken place bringing this match to a close.)

"She's always in my Hair" by Prince plays as the lovely Nightmare emerges at the top of the AWA ramp with a microphone in her hand. The fans respond with whistles of approval.

Nightmare: Louise, I bet you are wondering why I am dressed up in this black sequence dress.

HS: Yeah, why is she dressed that way?

Nightmare: Well, it isn't every day that I will get to dance at your funeral, so I decided to do it in style.

Fans begin to laugh and cheer

Nightmare: You say that you want to silence me once and for all in the AWA. Santini says he wants to take away my editor's position at the AWA Magazine to stop me from spreading propaganda in the AWA. So he comes up with this match. Her eyes take on a mean look When my women are done with you Lethargic Louis and that tub-a-lard that you call a bodyguard. It will be my turn to stipulate a match. But for now, without further delay! Introducing the Soviet Silencer and Marvelous Michelle "the Texas Belle from Hell"!

"Strays of the World" plays over the loudspeaker as the two women step out from behind the curtain and begin walking down the ramp with Nightmare. The Soviet Silencer's blonde hair and piercing blue eyes immediately capture a few men's hearts as she stares out over the audience. Her crimson body suit is emblazoned with the Russian hammer and cycle. Marvelous Michelle carries a cowbell in her hand and rings it loudly getting the fans riled up. Her brown curly hair hangs on her shoulders as she is dressed in a cowgirl shirt and a pair of cut-off jeans with cowgirl boots. As they approach the ring the cat-calls and whistles continue.

"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain plays and out walks the duo of Chapman and "Lethal" Louise.

HS: There she is a former ladies champion from another federation and one-half of the "Couple of the AWA"

Louise is dressed in a pink robe with the name "Lethal Louise" embroidered on the back. Her matching wrestling boots stick out from under the robe. A few fan's whistle as some of the others boo. Chapman has his usual business slacks on and shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbows. He whispers in Louis's ear and they laugh.

Louise: I am about to prove exactly who is the top female in this federation! It's not Nightmare! It's not Leena! It's not any of those third rate women that accompany the wrestlers to the ring. It is me, Louise, one half of the AWA's Couple! And Nightmare after my partner and I dispose of your rent-a-floozies, I am going to slap you right across the face like I did before.

With that said, Chapman and Louise stalk down the aisle toward the ring. Chapman holds the ropes for Louise to enter the ring where the Soviet Silencer stands. As Louise get's into the ring, Nightmare circles the ring to her location and begins to have a heated exchange of words. Chapman goes to his neutral corner while this goes on. The Soviet Silencer delivers a dropkick to the back and springs back to her feet. Louise is sent forward two steps into the ropes and bounces back into a neck breaker from the Soviet Silencer (SS). The referee signals and the match officially starts. SS drops the knee but misses as Louise rolls out of the way and gets to her feet. The two women circle with Louise and the SS exchanging slaps in the center of the ring. Louise slaps SS across the face loudly and the audience reacts to the sound. SS goes for a slap of her own but Louise ducks under the blow and fires a chop to the chest. SS clutches her chest as Louise grabs her by the hair and pulls her toward her corner. She hurls her by the hair to her corner with the lurking Chapman. As soon as the SS climbs to her feet, Chapman follows Louise's lead and slams her back down to the mat by her hair as she began to walk toward Louise. Louise rushes the corner where SS is down and begins to stomp her. The fans boo as they see the short cuts. Nightmare is on the outside complaining about the hair pulling. Louise tags in Chapman. Louise and Chapman pull SS up and Chapman aids Louise in executing a sit-down powerbomb with authority. SS lays limply on the mat as the referee demands Louise leave the ring. Louise sasses back as she slowly makes her way out.

HS: Chapman and Louise are working well together.

FJ: What do you mean they are out there cheating?

HS: One man's cheating is another man's ability to control the pace of the match.

Chapman pulls SS up and whips her into the ropes. SS clings to the ropes as Chapman telegraphs a backdrop. SS hit's a swinging neck breaker on him. She staggers up to her feet and Chapman get's to his a second later. SS is heading for her corner for the tag. Chapman charges the corner. As he does so SS lunges for the tag, Marvelous Michelle (MM) springs over the top rope catching Chapman with a hurricanranna. Chapman lands hard as MM follows up by springing into the ropes and baseball slides into his face. Chapman gets to his knees holding his face and having an angry look on his face. Louise is going nuts in the corner trying to get Chapman to be careful of the former ladies tag team champions speed. Chapman get's to his feet as MM springs into the ropes again. Chapman goes for a clothesline and MM grabs the arm and swings her body around locking her leg around the other arm. She takes him over for a pinfall attempt. He breaks out on two. Once again shown up by the woman, Chapman wipes a trickle of blood from his nose and charges the woman. He tackles the woman to the ground and begins to choke her. The referee ask for the break but he refuses keeping the smaller woman on the ground gasping for air. The referee begins to count. Eventually, Chapman breaks the hold leaving MM limp and gasping for air. He pulls her up by the hair. He lifts her in a body slam and tosses her across the ring as if she was a bag of garbage. He stalks his mauled victim only to be taken down by a toe hold. MM follows up with an ankle lock that has Chapman groaning in pain. The referee asks if Chapman submits. He shakes his head no as his face turns deeper shades of red. It looks as if he is ready to tap when Louise runs in the ring and kicks MM in the head. She breaks the hold. The referee yells at Louise who sasses him all the way back to the ring apron. While this is going on, the Soviet Silencer get's the attention of MM and tosses her the cowbell. MM waffles Chapman with it as he had hobbled to his feet. He goes down like a ton of bricks. She tosses the bell out to Nightmare who smiles and puts it behind her back and out of view. The referee turns from Louise to find the downed Chapman and he begins to count. Louise mounts the turnbuckle quickly and delivers a leaping face jam to the referee in mid count. And rolls him out of the ring to Nightmare's surprise.

FJ: What the hell's going on?

HS: I think that attempt at checkmate has just been countered!!

He says this as "Pour Some Sugar on Me" plays and he sees Dave Santini running down to the ring with a REFEREE's shirt on! He gets to the fallen referee and assists him up before delivering a Ravin Driver to him. In the ring, MM and Louise are mixing it up. MM makes the tag and SS comes into the ring running over Louise. Dave slides in the ring as SS executes a meltdown maneuver known as Chernobyl. She covers Louise. Dave counts 1..2..and stops wagging his finger in her face. Chapman is on his feet and pulls her up by her hair and delivers a chokeslam to her. MM rushes the ring. "A Little Warm Death" is heard as Nightmist charges down the ramp in street clothes he slides in the ring as Chapman chokeslams MM. Nightmist jerks Chapman back and delivers an inverted DDT. Santini charges over as AWA security comes running down the ramp. Santini is greeted by a face full of black mist from Nightmist before he locks in "A Little Warm Death" on him. AWA security pull him off and chase the EE out of the ring. Santini calls for the microphone.

Santini: (Catching his breath) The winner due to outside interference "Lethal" Louise and Chapman!!

HS: I told you Santini had all of the bases covered.

FJ: They were beat!!

The fans boo as Nightmist and Nightmare assist the Soviet Silencer and Marvelous Michelle to the back

(Pour Some Sugar On Me is cued up, and Dave Santini steps out onto the stage with Louise carrying his title, and Grendel following close behind. They come to the ring slowly, both men ignoring each other. They roll in, and Santini suddenly turns on Grendel! He delivers two Ravin' Drivers on Grendel, then throws him out of the ring!)

DAVE - So Hangman, you wanted me...Come on then, let's prove who the better US Champion is ? Just you and me, one-on-one !!!

(Hangman and Force have slowly made their way to the ring. Hangman looks towards Force, who looks nervously back and Hangman demolishes Force before hitting the ring running...)

FJ-We're going to see another classic battle between these two men!!

(The bell rings and Hangman slides in. Dave immediatly begins stomping at him, but Hangman fights to his feet and clotheslines Santini down! About this time, Marvellous Michelle comes to the ring rolling a Texas Pinebox! She pushes the casket up against the ring then starts ringing her cowbell! Suddenly from backstage, Chapman hits the ring and grabs Michelle by the hair! He throws her to the ground stiffly and takes the cowbell! He then heads back to the back. Back in the ring, Hangman is still in control. He scoop slams Santini, but then he notices what's happening with Michelle he goes to help her. He steps between the ropes, but Santini crawls to the ropes and lifts the second one, crotching him on it! Hangman falls back into the ring, and Santini drops a leg across Hangman's neck. Santini pull Hangman up and backs him against the rope, then fires him off. He rebounds and Santini drops him with a shoulderblock. Santini then rebounds off the ropes, and jumps over Hangman's still form. Hangman quickly returns to his feet, only to catch a back elbow by Santini! Hangman drops to his knees and Santini takes the time to blast him with a stiff punch! Hangman wavers but doesn't fall. Santini drives his fist into Hangman's head again, and this time Hangman does fall! Santini begins to strut, not expecting Hangman to get up as fast as he did. Santini turned around only to catch a Facial Claw!)

FJ-Southern Comfort Slam! (Santini quickly rakes the eyes,and Hangman breaks the hold. Santini follows it up with a punch, but Hangman blocks it and delivers a devastating punch of his own! Santini falls hard and rolls out of the ring! Santini attempts to clear his head, and Hangman points upwards! The crowd goes nuts as Hangman climbs up to the rope(not the turnbuckle, but the actual rope) and springboards off into a huge body press! Both men go down in a heap, and an "AWA" chant breaks out! Hangman is up first, and pulls Santini up by the hair! He then drags Santini over to the Pinebox!)

FJ-Oh my God! He's trying to bury Santini in the pinebox!

(Hangman tries to scoop Santini up and into the box, but Santini is able to block it. Hangman tries again, but Santini slips out of it and whips Hangman into the gaurd rail! Santini then retrieves a chair! Hangman makes it back to his feet, but Santini blasts him with the chair! He nails him twice more, then Santini drops the chair and rolls a shaken Hangman back in the ring. Santini makes a quick cover, and gets a 1,2, kickout! Santini then clammors to the top rope and comes off with a big elbow drop, but Hangman rolls out of the way! Hangman quickly crawls to Santini, but instead of pinning him, he grabs him by the hair and drags him to the ropes! Hangman lifts Santini up, trying to drop him in the pinebox from over the top rope!!! Again, Santini fights it, so Hangman simply executes a massive Gorilla Press Slam! Santini falls hard and writhes in pain. Before Hangman can go to pin Santini however, Louise jumps up on the apron! Hangman stares a hole through Louise, and Louise quickly realizes she is in danger. She drops down from the ring but Hangman dives out of the ring between the ropes, and catches her! Louise tries to break free, and she then slaps Hangman. Hangman quickly connects with a Southern Comfort Slam outside the ring! The crowd is horrified, and Chapman comes running from the back, cowbell in hand. He is met with a big boot from Hangman, and the cowbell goes sailing into the ring! Hangman delivers another Southern Comfort slam to Chapman, then grabs the KO'd Louise! He pulls her over to the Pinebox and attempts to put her in, but Santini finally is up! He sees what is happening and grabs the cowbell. Just as Hangman is about to pick up Louise, Santini grabs him by the head and pulls him up onto the apron! Santini then begins to pound Hangman in the forehead with the bell! His mask has a few holes punctured in it, and Hangman begins bleeding badly! Finally Santini drops the bell, and delivers a Ravin' Driver THROUGH THE PINEBOX AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! The crowd is near rioting, as Both men are down. Finally, Santini crawls under the ring and retrieves Hangman's branding iron!!)

FJ-He's got the branding iron! I can't believe the ref is allowing this to go on!!!!

(Santini pulls a lighter out of his tights and lights the branding iron! Chapman has awoken, and he rolls Hangman into the ring as Santini climbs in slowly. Hangman is laying on his back in the center of the ring, out cold, until Santini drives the iron into his forehead! Hangman writhes in pain, and tries to climb to his feet. He gets to his knees, but Santini nails him with a swing from the iron! Hangman continues to fight to his feet, and Santini makes to drive iron into Hangman's chest, but Hangman sidesteps it and grabs the handle of the iron and wrestles it away from Santini! He kicks Santini in the gut, sending the US champ to his hands and knees, and Hangman drives the branding iron into Santini's back!!! Santini rolls in pain, and Hangman comes after him again with the Iron. He drives it down, but Santini rolls out of the way! Hangman drives it into the mat, which puts out the flaming iron! Hangman turns around but Santini is waiting for him! He kicks Hangman in the gut and lifts him into a Ravin' Driver, but Hangman is able to use his weight to bend Santini backwards and reverse it into a Ravin' Driver of his own! Before he can execute it, Santini slips down and lands on his feet! Hangman immediatly goes for the Souther Comfort Slam, but Santini grabs Hangman's wrist with both hands, blocking it! Santini quickly delivers a low blow kick, doubling Hangman over. Santini then scoops him up and hits another devastating Ravin' Driver! Santini hooks the leg, and gets the 1....2....3!!!)

FJ-Dear Lord! I've NEVER seen anything like that. NEVER.

HS-Grendel and Santini move on, but how the hell is Dave gonna compete after a match like that?

(Both men are helped to the back by their respective valets, while the crowd continues to chant "AWA".)

['The Way I Am' begins to play out over the PA system as Drake Hyde comes out form behind the curtain with Leena by his side. The crowd goes crazy booing Drake as he makes his way to the ring. Drake gets to the ring and climbs in as 'Unforgiven II' begins to play. Rage comes out with the Light Heavy Weight title over his shoulder and Vampress by his side. Now the crowd is cheering. Rage begins to walk down to the ring. Drake decides he doesn’t want to wait and jumps right back out of the ring and takes off running up the ramp. Drake and Rage meet each other with a fist fight. Drake nails Rage with a hard right that sends him staggering, Rage comes back with a right of his own but Drake doesn’t seem to be phased by it and nails Rage with another right to the face. Rage is staggering still as Drake continues to nail him with hard rights. Rage is sending rights of his own towards Drake and landing them, but Drake is like a mad man. Drake has the early upper hand as he gets Rage down to the ground and is continuing his onslaught of hard right fists. Rage manages to roll Drake over though and begin his own onslaught. This is stopped however when Drake grabs Rage by the back of the head and pulls his head as hard as he can into his own for a painful looking head-but. Rage falls over off of Drake and Drake gets back to his feet. He is suddenly attacked from behind by Vampress as she jumps up onto his back and begins choking him. Leena puts a stop to this before it can even take any kind of effect on Drake. Leena pulls Vampress down off of Drake and slams her head into the guardrail. Rage is now back to his feet, but Drakes’ attention is turned towards the girls. Rage grabs Drake from behind and hits him with a reverse dragon suplex. Drake goes down hard but quickly gets back to his feet. When Drake gets back to his feet, he is taken back down by a running clothesline from Rage. Rage then turns his attention to Leena who has just sent Vampress into the ring post with an irish whip. Rage takes off running . He grabs Leena by her hair and runs her face first into the same ringpost. Drake is now back to his feet and running at Rage. Drake hits Rage with a running chop block to the back of the knee. Rage goes down and Drake jumps to his feet. He begins stomping away at Rage as if Rage killed his mom or something. Drake then picks Rage up to his feet and hits a double underhook suplex. The ref is yelling at Drake to get the match in the ring. Drake flips the ref off and the ref begins to make a count. Drake picks Rage up to his feet and begins walking him around the ring. Drake gets over by the announce table and throws Rage into the guardrail.

All of a sudden, we can see Drakes’ dad but we almost don’t recognize him. He is now clean cut and shaven. Wearing a brand new suit. Drakes’ dad grabs Rage by the back of his head and begins pulling him down on the guard rail choking him. The ref starts screaming out of the ring and Leena jumps up on the mat and gets in his face, distracting him. Drake takes a few steps back and begins running towards Rage, who is still bent over with Drakes’ dad pulling on the back of his head. Drake delivers a hard kick right between Rages’ legs as if he were going for the winning field goal in the Super Bowl. Drakes’ dad then lets go of Rage and Rage drops to his knees, grabbing his throat and groin. Drake then turns and slides into the ring. Vampress then pulls Leenas’ legs out from under her. Leena falls, smacking her head on the apron. Rage gets back to his feet and nails Drakes’ dad with a hard right that sends Drakes’ dad falling back into his seat. Drake sees this and takes off running across the ring, he jumps up onto the top rope and comes flying off with a moonsault. Drake lands on Rage, who still has his attention turned towards Drakes’ dad, until Drake lands on him. Both men go down and Drake jumps up on top of Rage and begins nailing him with hard rights again. Vampress is slamming Leenas’ head into the apron. But her last attempt fails. Leena is able to get her arms braced up on the apron to stop the force of Vampress pushing her head down. Leena then gives Vampress a well placed elbow to the gut and Vampress staggers back a few steps back. Leena jumps up on the mat and comes spinning around with a downward spinning heel kick that just buckles Vampress at the knees and sends her crashing to the ground. Drake picks Rage up to his feet and gets him up onto the announce table. Drake grabs Rage like he’s going to go for a double underhook through the table, but Rage stiffens up and stops Drake from lifting him up. Drake tries it again but Rage lifts him up over his back. Herb and Frank have to jump out of their seats when Drake comes falling off the table and lands on the chairs. Drake is now on the ground, arching his back. Rage gets down off the table and begins to pick Drake up to his feet. Rage gets Drake to his feet and hits a jumping pile driver to the ground. Drake falls over side ways and Rage gets back to his feet. Rage looks around the arena for a moment, when he goes to look back at Drake, Drake is standing about 1 ½ inches from his face. Drake grabs Rage and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but half way through it, Drake lets go and Rage goes flying into the air and come down on the table. Drake quickly jumps up onto the table as Rage is getting back to his feet. Drake gives Rage a swift kick to the gut and Rage bends over.

Drake grabs Rage like he’s going to go for a DDT but Rage pushes Drake off the table and follows up with a falling head-but of the table. Rage lands the head-but to the shoulder of Drake. The ref is outside the ring trying to break up Leena and Vampress who each have a firm hold of the others hair. The camera jumps back to the action between Rage and Drake. Rage has just grabbed a chair and Drake is getting to his feet. Rage goes for an overhead swing with the chair, but Drake side steps. The chair hits the ground and Drake grabs the chair. Drake does a quick spin move snatching the chair out of Rages’ hands. As Drake comes back around, he slams the chair in the back of Rages’ head. Rage goes limp and falls to the ground. Drake slams the chair over Rages’ head a couple more times for good measure. Drake then throws the chair down and picks Rage up. Drake places Rage back on the table again and doesn’t waist any time letting Rage get to his feet. Drake picks Rage up and quickly picks him up for a power bomb. Then Drake jumps back so that his feet off to the side of the table and sends Rage crashing through the table with a falling powerbomb. Drake still doesn’t waist any time as he picks Rage up again and throws him in the ring. Drake then walks around the ring to where the ref, Leena, and Vampress are still caught up in their own affairs. Leena and Vampress are still pulling each other every which way by their hair. Drake pulls then apart, slaps Vampress and then hits her with a double underhook DDT. Drake then tells the ref to get his a$$ back in the ring. The ref climbs in the ring and Drake slides in under the bottom rope. Rage is getting back to his feet. Drake is walking towards Rage when Rage all of a sudden jumps up and hits Drake with a jumping dropkick. Drake falls to the mat. Rage gets to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Rage comes flying off the top turnbuckle and lands a flying head-but once again to the shoulder of Drake. Rage then picks Drake up to his feet and pulls him up over his head. Rage begin running and is about to drop Drake for the shoulder breaker. But at the last minute, Drake wraps his arms around Rages’ waist and sends his legs flying back with enough momentum to send himself and Rage toppling over in a mid-air flip. When they land, Drake is still holding Rage and it is basically a flipping tombstone piledriver. Rages’ head bounces off the mat. Drake takes advantage and makes the cover. The ref hits the mat and counts the 1...2...3]

Winner and new Lightheavyweight Champion: Drake Hyde>

FJ: NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!

HS: Oh my...a big win for Drake Hyde! After so much trouble and toil with Rage, he is finally able to capture the Lightheavyweight gold.

FJ: I never thought he'd win...

HS: Don't ever underestimate the NHL, Frank. It's a sin.

['When the Smoke Clears' by Ghostface Killah blares over the soundsystem, as Crimson Dream steps out from the black. He is flanked to his right by HardKore, and the two begin to make there way to the ring. Once inside, they wait for a moment or two before 'Sabotage' by the Beastie Boys begins to blare out. Nobody steps out from the back for a moment or two, and then Sabotage and CON step out at the same moment. They are yelling at eachother, and bickering. After making it half way to the ring, they stop and begin to hit eachother. After about thirty seconds of fighting, CD and Hardkore run out of the ring and begin to beat the hell out of them. The bell rings as both CON and Sabatoge are whipped into the ring by Hardkore and CD. Hardkore takes Sabatoge and throws him into the ring. He quickly follows him in and begins to stomp on him on the inside. Hardkore lifs Sabatoge to his feet and begins to knee him in the stomach. He whips Sabatoge off the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. Hardkore takes the opporunity to tag in Crimson Dream. Sabatoge has barely enough time to get to his feet before CD is in the ring and hits him with a standing side kick. Sabatoge goes back and lands against the ropes. CD lifts him back to his feet and whips him against the ropes but on the way back, Sabatoge is able to lift his knee and slam it into CD's face. However, Sabatoge goes down alongside CD, out of pure exhaustion. Sabatoge struggles up first after several seconds of a motionless-ness and CD is up seconds later. They each struggle for there appropriate corners, but Sabatoge makes it to his seconds earlier than CD. Sabatoge reaches forward and is able to tag in CON, and two seconds later CD tags in Hardkore. CON rushes in, full of energy, and knocks down Hardkore with a clothesline. CD gets up and CON knocks him down too. Hardkore is back up but CON hits him with a powerbomb. He quickly gets down and makes the pin...1...2...but Hardkore is able to kick out. CD launches forward and knocks Sabatoge off Hardkore. Sabatoge is able to get up long enough to take CD and knock him on the outside. The two of them begin to dual on the outside, as CON takes control over Hardkore. He whips Hardkore against the ropes and lifts him above his head, in a guerilla press slam. CON pumps him up and down for a few seconds, while on the outside CD takes out Sabatoge with a whip into the stairs. CD quickly dashes into the ring as CON is making the last pump to throw him out of the ring, his back turned...and as CON is about to releave the ring of Hardkore, CD hits him with a spear. CON goes down with Hardkore on top of him and the ref rushes over to make the count...1...2...but CON gets one arm up at just the last second. With Sabatoge out cold on the outside, Crimson Dream is able to stay inside. CON makes it back up, but Hardkore whips him against the ropes just as he stands. On his way back, he lifts him in the air and Crimson Dream flies forward. They are able to hit whats looks like a modified 3-D. CON is down, but Sabatoge runs inside to try and save him. However, CD takes him and hits a powerbomb. Hardkore gets CON up and whips him into the turnbuckle. He sets CON up on the top, and hits a powerbomb off the top rope. Hardkore makes the cover...1...2...3.] Winner: Hardkore and Crimson Dream

FJ: Oh my God!!! What an amazing matchup!

HS: What a slap in the face...

FJ: Wait a minute Herb...I don't think Sabatoge is finished...

[Sabatoge struggles up to his feet after a minute of lying on the ground. He gets into the middle of the ring, and shakes the dust off. After a moment or two to compose himself, he asks for a mic.]

Sabatoge: This match was a joke! I had this won for us, but the Creature of the Night got his ass kicked! But guess what...I'm STILL the King of the Deathmatch champion, and am I still more hardcore than GOD! So any loser back there that has half a sac, come out here and take me on for my belt!!

FJ: Wow strong words from Sabatoge...

[Frank Jackson is interuppted mid sentence however, when the lights in the arena go out. After a second of total darkness, red lights begin to flicker. Smoke slowly begins to rise from the floorboards in front of the entrance. Suddenly, 'Gamma Goblin pt.2' by Hallucinogen begins to play over the load system. CarnEvil slowly walks out from the back, hand bowed, and then raises a mic to his lips.]

CarnEvil: Hey hey kiddo...guess who? If I can't take a belt from one of the Family, maybe I can take the others, eh? It's been a long time comin' for this clown, so if the Prez doesn't wanna schedule me for a title match, I may as well take it!

[CarnEvil throws down the mic and rushes to the ring. He slides in under the rope as the bell sounds. He immidiatly spears Sabatoge to the mat and begins to punch him in the forehead. He lifts Sabatoge to his feet and whips him off the ropes. On the way back, CarnEvil lifts one big boot to his face. Sabatoge goes down hard and CarnEvil is right back on top of him. He hits the fallen Sabatoge with a fury of rights and lefts. CarnEvil helps him back up to his feet and hits a piledriver. With Sabatoge safely on the ground, the clown slips outside to grab something. After a moment or two, he slides back into the ring with a pipe. He climbs to the top rope with it, and holds it to his forearm. He flies off, aiming the pipe at Sabatoge's forehead. However, at the last second, Sabatoge swirls to the right and CarnEvil hits nothing but mat. The clown is down, holding his arm in agony. Sabatoge gets him up and whips CarnEvil into the ropes. He kneels down and picks up the pipe, bringing it into CarnEvil's stomach. The clown back steps into the ropes, and Sabatoge rushes at him, weilding the pipe above his head. He brings it down, but at the last second CarnEvil picks up his arm, blocking the blow and with Sabatoge's momentum, CarnEvil flips him over the top rope and onto the ground. CarnEvil gets up and rolls out after Sabatoge. He takes the pipe and cracks it over Sabatoge's back. He pushes the timekeeper out of his chair, and grabs it. CarnEvil cracks it over Sabatoge's head, sending him back to the ground. He cracks the chair over Sabatoge's back. He throws aside the chair, and slides Sabatoge into the ring. CarnEvil goes under the ring and fumbles for a second before pulling out a table. He slides the table into the ring and follows after it. Sabatoge is ready for him, however, and hits him with a flying forearm. Sabatoge begins to stomp on him, before lifting CarnEvil back to his feet. Sabatoge throws him against the ropes and is able suplex CarnEvil hard on the mat. The two just lay on the mat for a moment, but Sabatoge is up first. He walks over to CarnEvil to lift him to his legs, however the big clown is able to punch Sabatoge in the stomach. Sabatoge falls back and CarnEvil clasps one big white hand around his neck. CarnEvil delivers a staggering Hell's Circus to Sabatoge. He quickly makes the cover. 1...2...but Sabatoge gets his arm up just at the last second. CarnEvil gets up and takes the table over to the corner. He sets up, lengthwise leaning against the turnbuckle. He picks up Sabatoge and brings him to the opposite corner. He puts his head between his legs and lifts him up, delivering a Hell's Carnival through the table! The entire table blows into a million pieces as Sabatoge lands hard, and so does CarnEvil. With both men laying on the mat in a pile of splinters, CarnEvil is able to lift one arm and drape it across Sabatoge's chest. The ref makes his way over and counts...1...2...3.]

Winner, and new King of the Deathmatch: CarnEvil

FJ: OH MY GOD! CARNEVIL IS THE NEW KING OF THE DEATHMATCH!!!

HS: What an amazing night for the NHL...first Drake, now CarnEvil!

'Back In The USSR' begins to play as Anton, Huey, and Katie come out form behind the curtain. The crowd goes crazy with cheers as the make their way to the ring. They get to the ring and awaits their opponents. 'Sludge Factory' begins to play as Michael Storm comes out from behind the curtain. He stops at the top of the ramp way and awaits his partner. 'Who Wants To Live Forever' begins to play, but there is no Shadow. The song starts again and Shadow still doesn’t come out. The ref motions for Storm to get to the ring and get this match started. Storm begins to walk down to the ring. Storm climbs in and Anton climbs out of the ring to let Huey start the match off against Storm. All of a sudden, the Paramedics come running down the ramp. They don’t realize that Jarred is right behind them with a chair in his hand, blood still pouring heavily from his forehead. The Medics slide into the ring and are going after Huey. Anton jumps in the ring to help his friend. Jarred slides in before Anton gets in though. The Medics have Huey cornered into the corner. Huey is fighting them off the best he can, but he doesn’t need to for very long. Jarred levels John Lightening with the chair. Steven Striker turns around just in time to be caught with a chair shot to the head himself. Striker begins to fall, but before he hits the mat, Jarred cracks him in the head two more time while in mid fall. Jarred then goes crazy slamming the chair over Strikers’ and Lightenings’ heads. He hits them both like 13 times in the head each. Storm grabs Jarred by the shoulder to get him to stop. Jarred spins around and slams Storm over the head with the chair. Jarred then begins slamming the chair over the head of Storm. The chair is beginning to look like it has been run over by a semi. Huey and Anton look surprised at this violent site of Jarred. Huey taps Jarred on the shoulder. Jarred swings around and almost cracks Huey in the head. But he is able to stop himself. The camera focuses in on the face of Jarred and he looks like he doesn’t know where he is. Anton decides to take the moment to pin the bloodied Storm while Huey tries to calm Jarred down. Huey isn’t doing a very good job though being as hyper as he is and all. The ref declares Anton and Huey the winners. Jarred slams the chair into the heads of Lightening and Striker a few more times before leaving the ring, blood still pouring from his forehead. Winner: Chekov/McReedy

FJ-AWA fans, it's been a wonderful evening. But things are about to get serious. Up next, one of the most famous events in AWA History... the Hell Bowl! We're about to start with the first two men, and every 2 minutes there after, another man will enter. Let's go ahead and kick this off, shall we, Herb? -Dragon -Happy -Fox -Chekov Santini

("When The Smoke Clears" by Ghostface Killah is cued, and the crowd erupts!)

FJ-Crimson Dream is the first competitor!!!

(The former World Champion comes stalking to the ring slowly as his fans chant his name. He rolls in, and his music stops.

HS-Who's next?!

(House of Pain's "Jump Around" is cued up, and O'Shea hits the ring running! He slides in and the bell rings!)

FJ-and we're off!

(The two men begin to brawl, with CD getting an obvious advantage with his size. They trade punches back and forth, with Dream's doing more damage. Finally O'Shea sways a bit, and CD drops him with a hiptoss! Dream drops a knee on O'Shea's head, then he pulls the Major Players turncoat up by his hair! CD quickly gorilla presses Danny, and carries him to the ropes! CD tries to toss the much smaller O'Shea over the top rope, but Danny wriggles free and lands on his feet! CD turns his attention to O'Shea, but The Green Clad Lad plants him with a dropkick before he can react! CD goes down, and O'Shea follows up with stomps. Dream fights his way back up to his feet, but O'Shea immediatly backs him against the ropes with stiff chops. The countdown begins!)

FJ and HS-8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1!!!

(A buzzer sounds, but O'Shea keeps laying into Dream. Finally, "Witches Dance" by Wumpscut is cued, and Grendel hits the ring running! He gets no reaction whatsoever as he rolls in and joins O'Shea. O'Shea continues to baste CD with kicks, and he then rears back with a big punch. Dream blocks the punch this time, and drops O'Shea with one of his own! Grendel takes a swing at CD, but Dream blocks it and rocks Grendel with another punch! Grendel staggers backwards, and CD grabs him by the head and tosses him over the ropes!)

FJ-Grendel is eliminated!

(Dream turns back to O'Shea, but O'Shea was waiting! Danny makes a run at Dream, but Dream catches him in a huge powerslam! The crowd is totally behind Dream at this point, and Dream pulls O'Shea up, whips him into the ropes, and delivers a massive Spinebuster! O'Shea is completely out, when suddenly the countdown begins again! 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... The buzzer sounds.)

FJ-Who could it be?

(Immediatly, "In My Hands" by Fuel is cued, and the crowd goes nuts! They boo like no tomorrow, and as soon as the song hits, CD completely loses interest in O'Shea. He leaves Danny lying in the middle of the ring and simply waits for Wagner. Wagner takes his sweet time coming, and is very calm. He walks slowly to the ring, circling it once. CD motions for him to get in, and O'Shea simply lies flat on his back in the center of the ring. Finally, Wagner rolls into the ring, and Wagner and Dream have a staredown. The two men get within an inch of each other's face, neither saying a word. The crowd is rocking the building to it's foundations, when finally, as if on cue, the two begin swinging! It is a brawl, pure and simple, and it gets ugly fast. The two man blast away at each other, and eventually slam each other to the canvas. They continue to brawl, as O'Shea simply lies there KO'd. Wagner begins to get the better of the winded Crimson Dream, when the countdown goes off again! 5,4,3,2,1.. the buzzer sounds, and "Agnus Dei" by William Byrd is cued! Black Dragon hits the ring running, and the crowd pops big for him. He slides in the ring and plants a stiff martial arts kick on Wagner, who had CD straddled. Dragon begins battering Wagner, who is still taken back by the suprise attack. Dream finally joins in, and the two men stomp Wagner into the dirt. They finally stop, and Dragon and CD finally look at each other. It comes down to another staredown, when finally both men shake hands! The crowd eats it up, but it doesn't last long. the countdown hits again, 5,4,3,2,1, and the buzzer sounds off. "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica is piped in through the sound system, and Jake Fox hits the ring running! He double clotheslines CD and Dragon, then immediatly goes to work on Black Dragon! Fox hits a vertical suplex on the much smaller man. O'Shea has also regained his composure and resumes his attack on Crimson Dream. Wagner is up again, and he and O'Shea double team CD! Meanwhile Fox stomps away at Black Dragon, then pulls him up by his hair and lifts him for a scoop slam! Dragon slithers free, and comes down his back into the Dragon Sleeper!)

FJ-There's one we haven't seen in a long time! Dragon's got the Dragon sleeper on Fox, but Fox can't tap out in a battle royal!

(Meanwhile, O'Shea and Wagner are working CD over the top rope! He is about halfway over, when Dragon releases the Dragon Sleeper and comes running! He dropkicks Wagner from behind, sending him over the top rope and to the apron! Dragon then clotheslines O'Shea, allowing CD to fall back safely to the mat. He and Wagner stand at the same time, but Crimson Dream is the first to act. He dives at Wagner, delivering a shoulderblock and sending Wagner off the apron and crashing into the guardrail!)

FJ-Wagner is eliminated by Crimson Dream!

(As all of this is happening, the countdown hits again, and this time Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'" is cued! DeeJay hits the stage and comes running to the ring, where he immediatly attacks Black Dragon just after Dragon helped Dream. Fox joins in, and DeeJay and Fox doubleteam Black Dragon. O'shea comes after CD again, but CD uses his size and power and simply muscles O'Shea up to the top rope! CD begins working on getting O'Shea over the top rope, but he doesn't realize Wagner is still at Ringside! Wagner quickly jumps up to the apron and grabs CD by his mask, pulling Dream and O'Shea over the top and to the floor with him!)

FJ-That dirty cheater! He eliminated both men and he's already out!

(Back to the action, Fox and DeeJay are trying to get Dragon over the top. They finally do, but Dragon lands on the Apron and rolls back in. The tag team begins stomping at Black Dragon, when the countdown hits again. 5...4...3...2...1... "Broken Crutch" by Sloth is pumped in through the PA, and "Hardcore-Hyper" Huey hits the ring, running! He immediatly goes nuts on DeeJay, peppering him with rabbit punches from behind! They branch away from Fox, where he is still working on Black Dragon. Fox continues to stomp at the smaller man, while McReedy begins to suplex DeeJay all over the ring! He never slows down, until the countdown goes again! 5...4...3...2...1... Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" is cued, and The Ladies Man comes running from the back. McReedy had just slammed DeeJay in the center of the ring and clammered to the top rope for the Drop Zone Splash, when TLM slid on the ring and ran to the corner where McReedy was, and sent him flying off the top rope and down through the timekeepers table!)

FJ-Critical mistake by McReedy, and it got him put through a table for his efforts!

(TLM began to celebrate, but it didn't last long. DeeJay jumped TLM from behind, driving forearms into the back of his head. Meanwhile, Black Dragon has regained his composure against the big Fox, and Dragon begins chopping away before deliving a devastating Inziguiri! Dragon connects with a standing moonsault on Fox. In the meantime, DeeJay is trying to work TLM over the top rope! Suddenly, the countdown hits again, 5,4,3,2,1... "Fat" by Weird Al is cued up, and the crowd goes wild as Mr. Jack Happy hits the ring! He plays to fans a bit before entering, then he slides in. He goes right after Jake Fox. He spins fox around and delivers a devastating clown kick! Fox collapses in a heap in the turnbuckle. Dragon and Happy take turns stomping him farther down. Meanwhile DeeJay nearly has TLM eliminated. He finally gets TLM over the top, but TLM lands on the apron. TLM rolls back, and DeeJay has already turned his back to go after Black Dragon. TLM hits him with a running clothesline, then drops a quick elbow on him. TLM starts to go to work on DeeJay, when the countdown hits again...5...4...3....2...1! "Back in the USSR" is cued, and Anton hits the ring running(like an old man). He rolls in and produces a pair of brass knuckles from his tights! He goes straight to TLM and blasts him! TLM goes down in a heap, and Anton stands over TLM and delivers another shot, busting the Giggolo open! Anton then grabs both of TLM's legs and spreads them, then does a fist drop to the groin with the brass knuckles! The crowd eats it up, as Anton and DeeJay lift TLM up and toss him over the top rope!)

FJ-A little sweet justice from our Russian friend..

(Happy and Dragon almost have Fox over the top rope by now, when DeeJay breaks it up! He starts to lay into Jack Happy, and Anton goes after Black Dragon. These men pair up, and Anton tosses his knuckles out of the ring. Anton scoop slams Dragon in the center of the ring, and quickly locks on the Figure Four! At the same time, DeeJay is using his suprise attack to his advantage, and is choking away at Happy. He finally breaks the choke and delivers a DDT on the former World Champion. DeeJay and Fox then double suplex Happy, just as the countdown starts again.)

FJ-It's gotta either be HardKore, Punisher, or Dave Santini! 3...2...1!!!

(The buzzer sounds, "I disapear by Metallica is cued up. Punisher hits the ring running to a massive pop! The fans go wild as Punisher slides in the ring. DeeJay comes at him, but Punisher drops him with a punch. Fox is next, but Fox goes down as well. Anton takes a shot at it, but Punisher slams him down! HardKore obviously doesn't care to wait any longer, and comes running from the back as well! He slides in and attacks Punisher from behind. Punisher quickly shakes off the blows and grabs HardKore around the neck. Then, as if it were nothing, Choke tosses HardKore over the top rope!)

HS-Wow! What an impression Punisher is making!

(Punisher turns his attention back to DeeJay. He drops DeeJay with Pump Handle Slam, then sets him up for the Extreme Punishment! Fox tries to break the hold, but Happy and Dragon attack Fox from behind, and start battering him. Punisher drives DeeJay into the mat with the Extreme Punishment, then picks up DeeJay and starts working him over the top rope! He almost has him over, when Fox gouges the eyes of Dragon and Happy and lifts Punisher from behind as well! Both Punisher and DeeJay are hanging precariously, and Anton comes running to help Fox! They slowly work him over, when Dragon clears his head and comes over, only to help Anton and Fox! The three of them finally flip him, and Punisher and DeeJay go crashing to the floor! Happy clears his head as well, but it is now too late to help Punisher. Happy waits in the corner, as Dragon and Anton go after Fox. Fox drops Dragon with a high knee, but Anton persists and finally slams the big man! Anton begins working Fox over the top rope, when the countdown begins for the last time. 5...4...3...2...1! "Pour Some Sugar On Me" is cued, and Dave Santini limps to ringside carrying the Equalizer! He leaves the Equalizer in a corner of the mat and slides in! Santini and Happy immediatly go at it, and they go back and forth across the ring. At this point, Anton is finally able to dump Fox over the top rope, eliminating him! Dragon goes right after Anton, taking him down with a Savat Kick to the head! Dragon tries to lock on the Dragon sleeper, but Anton fights his way out of it! Meanwhile, Santini is getting the best of Happy. Santini hip tosses Happy to the center of the ring, then drops his knee across his head. Santini then begins to blatantly choke Happy. At the same time, Anton attempts a pulling piledriver on Black Dragon, when Dragon suddenly backdrops Anton over the top rope! Anton falls hard to the floor!)

FJ-There are only three men left! Black Dragon, Dave Santini, and Mr. Jack Happy!

(Dragon notices the blatant choke and attacks Santini! He fires off several kicks, sending Santini across the ring. Santini crawls on his hands and knees to the corner, but Dragon follows up. Little did Dragon realize, Santini went to the corner with the Equalizer. Dragon reached down to grab Santini, but Dave came up with a big shot to Dragon's ribs with the night stick! Dave then took a baseball style swing at Dragon's head, sending Black Dragon over the top rope and to the floor!)

FJ-No! Santini is using that weapon to win this thing!

(Happy gets up slowly, but Santini is waiting. Santini blasts Happy with a big shot from the nightstick, dropping him like a stone. Santini comes down again with the stick on the prone Happy, hurting Happy badly. Santini pulls Happy up and drops the night stick. Happy is out on his feet, and Santini fires off a big right hand, sending Happy back, leaning on the rope. Santini fires off another big shot, nearly sending Happy over! Santini rears back even harder, but Happy just BARELY hangs on and comes back down on this side. Santini steps back and takes a big swing at Happy, but Happy ducks and pulls the ropes down, and Santini goes flying over the top and to the floor!)

FJ-Happy wins! Happy wins!

Announcer-Your winner, to recieve World Title Shot at All Jakked Up 2001... Mr. Jack Happy!

(The crowd is whipped into a frenzy by now, as the last competitors of Hell Bowl 2K1 leave ringside. The camera cuts back to the announce table, where Frank Jackson and Herb Summer try to talk over the croud.)

FJ-Ladies and Gentlemen! It's been a helluva night! Jack Happy has amazed us all and won Hell Bowl 2K1! That was quite a pitched battle, eh Herb?

HS-It's hard to beat last years finish, but tonight was truly something special. Let's get to the ring, where we are about to make the introductions.

Announcer-Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing first, the challenger... he weighs in at 231 pounds. He is a former Light Heavyweight Champion, TV Champion, United States Champion, and World Heavyweight Champion.... Ray "Hitmaaaaaaaaaan"" Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens!!!!

("The Hollow" by A Perfect Circle is cued up, and after a few seconds Ray "Hitman" Owens steps out onto the stage! He is booed loudly, but he completely ignores the crowd and focuses on the ring. He walks slowly, his eyes glued on the ring. Owens rolls in and leans in the corner, waiting for the champion.)

FJ-New music for our former World Champion, Herb.

HS-Yep. It looks like he's put some weight on as well. I'm not even sure if he qualifies as a Light Heavyweight anymore.

Announcer-and his opponent... weighing in at 229 pounds... He has also held the Light Heavyweight Title, the TV Title, The US Title as well as the Tag Team Titles. He is our current AWA World Heavyweight Champion, and is the AWA's first ever Triple Crown Winner. Ladies and Gentleman, Lars Fredrickson!!!

("Blood and Whiskey" by the Dropkick Murphys is cued, and Lars steps out onto the stage, belt over his shoulder. He draws more heat than Owens, and he too ignores the crowd. He hands over the title to the referee, who holds it above his head. Fredrickson then rolls in the ring, and the two circle.)

FJ-This all started with Owens jealousy over Lars' accomplishments. These two men enter that ring as friends, but will they leave the same?

(The bell rings, and both men immediatly lock up. Lars puts Ray in a headlock, but Ray reverses it into an arm bar and twist. Ray works on Lars' arm, until Lars executes a front flip and lands on his feet, and in the process armdrags Ray to the ground! Ray is up quickly, and he runs at Lars, but the champ quickly takes him down with a japanese arm drag. Ray is up again, and the two men circle. They lock up again, and this time Ray fires Lars into the ropes. Lars bounces off and leapfrogs Owens. Lars rebounds and comes at him again. Owens executes a hip toss, but Lars lands on his feet. The champ quickly fires a clothesline, but Ray ducks it. Lars turns to Owens only to catch a boot to the gut. Ray next attempts a Rocker Dropper, but Lars flips him over and he lands on his feet. Lars is waiting however and he clotheslines Ray to the ground as soon as he lands! Both men stand up and slowly circle, and the crowd goes nuts for the great series of moves. They lock up once again, this time having a battle of strength. The two men shove their way around the ring, and finally Owens whips Lars towards a turnbuckle. Lars leaps up to the top rope and executes a moonsault, but Ray ducks under it. Simoultaniously Lars lands on his feet, and Ray ducks under the moonsault and springboards onto the top rope himself! Owens then comes off the top with a big spinning heel kick, but Lars catches Owens' leg and lifts him up into a one-armed powerbomb! Owens hits hard, and the crowd explodes at another amazing exchange. Owens fights his way to his feet, and Lars runs at him from behind. He puts Owens in a rear waistlock and pushes him up against the ropes. Lars then attempts to roll backwards into a bridging pin, but Owens hooks the ropes with his arms. Lars rolls back anyway, and leaps to his feet. He takes another run at Owens, but Owens fires off a superkick! Lars goes down hard, and Owens quickly scales the second turnbuckle. Without waiting at all, Owens leapt off the top rope and drove his elbow into the side of Lars' head! Lars is obviously in pain, and Owens makes the cover...1....2...kickout! Owens rises again, and he pulls Lars up with him. Owens then executes a perfect snap suplex, followed by a floatover into a pin attempt.)

FJ-These two young studs are really putting on a wrestling clinic here tonight, Herb.

HS-"Young Studs?" Thanks J.R.

FJ-Who's JR?

HS-...

FJ-I'm serious. Who is he?

HS-Sweet Jesus... (Owens only gets a two count, and he rises again. Lars is fairly closes to the ropes, and Owens jumps to the second rope and springboards off into another moonsault, but Lars get's his knees up! Owens hits hard and rolls off, holding his ribs. Lars rolls under the ropes and stands up. He waits for Owens to stand, and when he does he shoulderblocks Owens through the bottom ropes then slingshots over the top into a sunset flip! Before the ref can count, Owens keeps rolling and ends up on his knees. He grabs Lars by both legs and drags him to the center of the ring, where he immediatly attempts to lock on the Doubleshot Cloverleaf! The crowd is on it's feet as Owens attempts to turn Lars.)

FJ-The Double Shot! We haven't seen that in a long time!

HS-And more importantly, few people have EVER gotten out of that move! This could be OVER!

(Owens tries to turn Lars, but Lars fights it. Suddenly, Owens switches his momentum and goes the other way, and he locks it in! Lars is obviously in pain, and the ref asks him if wants to tap. Lars keeps shaking his head, and inch by inch fights to the ropes! He finally grabs ahold of the ropes and the referee forces Ray to break the hold! Ray is reluctant, but does so. Ray finally pulls Lars to his feet and backs him up against the ropes, before he calls for the Shot-In-The-Dark. Ray fires Lars into the ropes and attempts the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Lars lands on his feet! Lars comes at Ray with a clothesline but Ray ducks. Lars turns around and comes at Ray again, but Ray connects with the Shot-in-The-Dark! Owens quickly covers and hooks both legs, but Lars powers out of it at the last second!)

FJ-Ray Owens is one wrestler you will never see make a sloppy cover. He is possibly the best purely technical wrestler living.

(Owens sets up Lars for a piledriver, but Lars blocks it. Lars then backdrops Ray over the top rope, but Ray lands on his feet on the apron! Lars turns on Ray, but Ray slingshots over the top rope for a DDT! Lars catches his opponent and then fires off a huge release Northern Lights Suplex! Both men are down and winded, and the fans are eating it up. Never mind the fact that they hate both of these men, this is wrestling at it's purest. Lars finally crawls to Ray and covers him, getting a 1,2,th-kickout! Lars signals that it's over, and pulls Owens up! He sets him up for a cradle piledriver, but Owens pulls Lars' legs out from under him! Owens again goes to the Doubleshot, but Lars uses a monkeyflip type manuever and launches Owens over him! Owens, using his atheltic ability, manages to land on his feet just as Lars kippup's to his! Owens comes at Lars, but Lars quickly kicks him in the gut and delivers the Cradle Piledriver! Lars hooks the leg and the ref counts 1...2....thre--KICKOUT!)

HS-Owens kicked out!!!!!!

(Owens isn't moving, and Lars is obvously winded. Lars finally signals that it's over, and goes to the top rope. Again, Owens shows amazing reserve and climbs to his feet. He shakes the ropes, crotching the champ! Owens climbs to the top rope and hits a Superplex, leaving both men down! The ref begins the count, and gets all the way up to 7 before both men start to stir.)

FJ-This match has been-wait a minute!

(The crowd suddenly explodes as The Punisher comes stalking down to ringside! He begins to circle the ring, and when he passes the announce table he grabs the World Title Belt! The fans are eating this up!)

FJ-Punisher, no! After what happened earlier, Punisher must be here for a measure of revenge on Owens!

(By this time both men are to their feet. Owens grabs at Lars, but Lars connects and fires Owens at the ropes. Punisher jumps to the apron and swings the belt, but Owens reverses it and Punisher nails Fredrickson! Lars stumbles backwards blindly, and Owens quickly locks in The Sweeper!!! The ref asks Lars if he wants to tap, and Lars shakes his head no. Owens continues to lock on the hold for nearly a minute, until Lars passes out and the referee calls for the bell! Owens releases the hold and colapses to the mat. The referee hands the battered Owens the belt and raises his hand, and Owens quickly rolls out of the ring as Punisher slides in with a chair! Owens begins to taunt Punisher, as he retreats to the back. Owens continues to back up, taunting his enemy who is still in the ring, when suddenly he bumps into something. The camera pans behind him to find..)

HS and FJ-JACK HAPPY!!!!

(Owens turns around to see Happy, only to catch a massive Clown Kick, followed by the Happy Daze! Owens drops to the stage hard, and the PPV closes as Happy stands over Owens, holding the Title Belt!!!!)