Hell on Earth The scene opens high above Altel Arena in Little Rock, Arkansas FJ-Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Hell on Earth. This is Frank Jackson. With me is Herb Summer. What a card we've got tonight! HS-Yea, and we've got to fit it all in three hours, so let's get to the ring! Johnny Cool vs. John Blaze Ladder match for 10,000 "Too Cool for You" by The Cool Brothers is cued, and Johnny Cool makes his way to ringside, alone. He gets a few boos, but most of the fans haven't settled in yet. He leans against a corner turnbuckle, as the ref pulls the ladder out from under the ring and sets it up in the runway. FJ-This is a huge match, folks. One of these two up-and-coming stars is about to be 10,000 dollars the richer. (Listens to his headphones) What's that? Folks, i've just been informed that the winner of this match will be declared the first contendor to the TV Title, and will get a shot this wednesday! HS-You can bet "Sexy" Rexx Jansen will be watching this match, Frank. "Victory" by Puff Daddy is cued, and John Blaze hits the ring to a moderate pop. The crowd obviously likes this guy, and he takes the time to slap some hands on the way to the ring. FJ-Here we go, the first match of Hell on Earth! HS-I can feel the electricity in this building! The two circle slowly, and when the bell rings, they lock up. Blaze quickly moves around behind Cool, but Cool counters with an elbow. Blaze makes a running clothesline attempt, but Cool is able to turn it into an arm twist sumbission. Blaze then wows the crowd by flipping over on his back and back up on his feet, to pull off an arm twist take down. Cool gets up slowly, and eyes Blaze, before going for a test of strength. Blaze moves to lock hands, but Cool kicks him sharply in the guy, and connects with a big pump handle slam. Both men scramble to get up, but Blaze had the wind knocked out of him. Cool began to take advantage, and was setting Blaze up on the turnbuckle for a superplex attempt, when the camera cuts back to the back suddenly. FJ-Apparently folks, we've got something going on in the back! The scene starts out in the lockerroom of Mr. Jack Happy and "Coltrane" Dupree. Dupree-Listen, if she's in the building, then we can find her. Happy-(In a much more serious tone than normal) You're right. Let's go. Both men leave the lockerroom, and begin to search through the rest of the building calling "Lori, Lori." The camera then cuts back to the match, Where Cool is still in control. FJ-I wonder what's going on there.. HS-Gee, boy wonder, my guess is Happy is looking for his wife. FJ-...... Let's get back to the match Cool is still dominating Blaze, hitting a couple of scoop slams, and then setting up for the Loser Destruction. Blaze was playing possum, however, and as Cool climbed the turnbuckle, Blaze was able to stumble to the ropes shake them, racking Cool. Blaze then climbed the turnbuckle and hit a Hurricunranna, leaving both men devastated. Blaze finally made it out of the ring first, and came back with the ladder. He began to slide it in longways, but Cool made a running baseball slide and hit the ladder, slamming it into the face of Blaze and knocking him to the ground. Cool then sets up the ladder, and begins climbing, but Blaze is able to get back in the ring and dropkick the ladder down, sending Cool crashing to the floor. Blaze then lays the ladder flat and picks up Cool by the hair. He sends him into the ropes, and hits a drop toe hold, slamming his head against the ladder. Blaze then tries to set up the ladder, but Cool catches him with a low blow. After pummeling him with punches, Cool lays the ladder flat again, and sets Blaze up on the top rope. Cool then connects with Belly-To-Belly suplex on the ladder, which drives the crowd wild. Cool drags Blaze clear of the ladder, and goes to the top rope. He taunts the crowd enough to whip them into a frenzy, before leaping off and hitting the Loser Destruction elbow drop. Cool then gets to his feet and celebrates, before setting up the ladder. Cool makes it nearly to the top, when Blaze starts to stir. He rolls over to his hands and knees and tries to get up, but falls back over to the side as the pain sets in. Cool pauses on the ladder, then points to the sky, and leaps off the ladder, hitting the biggest Loser Destruction the wrestling world has EVER seen! Both men are hurt, but after a count of 8, Cool gets up, and climbs the ladder once more. Once again, Blaze begins to stir, and Cool shakes his head, and once again points to the ceiling. This time, Cool leaps off, but Blaze rolls out of the way! Cool is hurt, and Blaze is able to roll him out of the ring. Slowly but surely, Blaze climbs the ladder, and was reaching for the money, when Cool climbed back in and made a running charge at the ladder. He hit the ladder full force, and sent Blaze sailing all the way over the top rope, to the outside! Blaze clammored to his feet, however, with the money bag in hand! Blaze pulled it off, grabbing the cash on his fall. Winner via getting the $$$, John Blaze! FJ-That was amazing! HS-Gray is gonna be pissed! FJ-Let's head to the back, and see how Coltrane and Happy are doing.. The two men are stand at an intersection, planning. Happy-We're gonna have to split up. You go left, I'll go right. yell for me if you find her. Dupree-Right. The men go their seperate ways, and the camera follows Dupree to the first door he comes to. He calls out for "Lori", but gets no answer. Finally, he enters the room, and to his dismay finds a bathroom! Coltrane is disgusted, and waves his hand in front of his face. A stall opens, and President Gray exits, tucking in his shirt! Dupree's face turns a shade of green, and bolts out of the bathroom. The camera fades back to the announcer's table. HS-Uh, well, there was our fine president. What a charming man, right Frank? FJ-... HS-Right, Frank? FJ-... Uh... yes.. HS-... Anyway! We've got the first round of the Hell Bowl tournament next! Black Widdow/Erik Van Pelt vs. Lars Fredrickson/"Showstopper" Bruce Baines ("What's on your mind" by Information Society blasts on the P.A. as Erick Van Pelt makes his way to the ring carrying his newly aquired Tag Team Belt.) ("Hall of Illusions" by ICP hits as Black Widdow makes his way to the ring. Him and EVP get together in the ring discussing stratedgy while waiting for there opponents) ("Blood and Whiskey" by the Dropkick Murphys play as Lars makes his way to the ring accompinied by what's left of Blood for Blood, Ebin and El Hefe, Ebin is carrying a bloodied putter in one hand.) (Next "Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC plays as "The Showstopper" Bruce Baines makes his way to the ring with a huge pop from the crowd.) (The moment Bruce hits the ring, he and Lars already begin to argue, The ref singnals for the bell but the two just ignore it. Suddenly Black Widdow begins to nail Bruce Baines and Lars reluctantly goes to his designated posistion on the outside. Black Widdow whips Bruce into the ropes but is met with a big running forearm by Bruce which levels BW, knocking him to the ground. He is quickly up again and the two men lock-up. Black Widdow gets Bruce into a headlock in which he turns it into a massive bulldog, and then makes a quick tag to Van Pelt. Van Pelt quickly capatilizes with a eye rake and then goes for a ddt which knocks Bruce to the floor hard. EVP then picks up Bruce and whips him into the turnbuckle. He begins to run at Bruce going for a corner splash but is met with a big boot to the face. Bruce picks up EVP and delivers a nice jackhammer suplex onto EVP and then follows it up with some quick stomps. Bruce then walks over to Lars who is busy talking to Ebin and Hefe, not paying the least bit of attention to the match. Bruce slaps Lars in the back of his head signify a tag and Lars looks and bruce with an evil glare as he proceeds to the ring. By now EVP has groggely began to stand back up but Lars gives him a big mafia kick to the head knocking him back down. He then picks up EVP and throws him over one shoulder and preforms a running powerslam with a pin...1...2. EVP kicks out. Lars a little bit frustrated runs to the ropes and goes for a springboard dropkick leveling EVP, who is already worn out from his tough battle with Onslaught. Lars then lifts EVP to his feet and throws him out of the ring, Lars then walks over to Black Widdow and gives him a good punch to the mouth, BW tries to come into the ring but the ref stops him. Meanwhile Ebin and Hefe are beating down EVP on the outside of the ring before rolling him back in. Lars begins to climb the turnbuckle over by Bruce to finish off EVP, but as he's climbing Bruce slaps him on the back getting the tag in. Lars not likeing that he's not going to get the win pushes Bruce. Bruce then pushes Lars back. Lars gives Bruce one final massive shove knocking him backwards over EVP who was slowing getting back up. EVP schoolboy pins Bruce but Bruce counters it into small package. 1...2...3 Winners Lars and "The Showstopper" via pinfall.. Post match Blood for Blood hits the ring, but "The Showstopper" escapes unscathed. The angry stable takes their aggression out on the helpless Black Widdow, who is then carted off by EMT's. FJ-Wow, that was a good match. This shaping up to be a great main event. We've already got Lance Mason, Lars, "The Showstopper" Bruce Baines, and Weston Steel. HS-The fact that the redneck bastard will be completely fresh is going to help him a great deal. He's my prediction to win. The camera then cuts back to the back again, where Happy is searching in vane for Lori. FJ-Well, Happy's having no luck, apparently. It's time now for a tag title defense! "What's on your mind" by Information Society is cued, and the team of Siren/Van Pelt make their way to the ring. The crowd is unfamiliar with this team, and they get little response. HS-This will be a one sided battle. The champs are gonna kill these guys. Somebody get me some scotch! "Walk" by Pantera is cued, and Onslaught hits the ring at a run. The crowd explodes, some cheering, some booing, as Legion goes to work on Van Pelt, and Siren trades blows with Killspree. The first minute of the match is a free for all, and the ref almost throws it out. Finally, Legion and Siren get out, leaving Killspree to face off against Van Pelt. The immediatly start trading punches, and Killspree gets the upper hand. After a snap mare, Killspree fires Van Pelt into the ropes near Siren, who makes a tag without Killspree noticing it. Van Pelt jumps over Killspree, and Killspree then caught Van Pelt on the return trip with a spinebuster attempt, but as soon as he spun around to bury Van Pelt, Siren came off the top rope and hit a cross body block on Van Pelt's back, both men down on Killspree. They both went for the cover, but Killspree's foot was under the rope. HS-Wow, impressive teamwork! Maybe I won't drink after all! Siren then went to work on Killspree, connecting with a burning hammer driver. Siren then hit some big headbutts, and then dropped Killspree with a top rope clothesline. Killspree tried to get up, but Siren hit a spinning leg lariat and dropped him again. Siren then tagged Van Pelt, who had caught his breath. Van Pelt went to the top rope, and hit an axe-handle smash, staggering Killspree. EVP connected with a European uppercut, then sent him flying with a running flat kick. EVP climbed the turnbuckles and goes for a diving headbutt, but Killspree gets up to a kneeling position, and catches EVP's headbutt on his knee. Both men are battered, and they both crawl to make the tag. Legion gets the tag first, and makes it to EVP before he can. He drags EVP by the foot to a neutral corner, and then stomps repeatedly. Legion nails a top rope elbow drop, and then gorilla presses EVP and drops him neck first onto the ropes. Legion makes the cover and puts his feet up on the ropes to get added leverage. The ref counts 1,2,3, and that's the match! Legion begins to celebrate, but another ref runs to ringside, and informs him of what happened. After a few seconds of confusion, the referee yells something at the announcer. Announcer-Ladies and gentlemen, the decision has been reversed, and this match has been RESTARTED! FJ-Wow, the referees are showing some unity! Legion began arguing with the ref, and that bought EVP time enough to tag out. Siren came in on fire, and laid into Legion with a series of hot right hands. Siren then fired Legion into the ropes, but Legion ducked a clothesline and nailed a crossbody block for a two count. Legion tagged in Killspree, and they hit a double powerbomb on Siren, which got another two count. Killspree then got frustrated, and fired Siren into the ropes, Siren held on to the ropes, and Killspree bent down to deliver a back drop. When Killspree realized no one was coming, he looked up just in time to catch a superkick from Siren. Killspree stumbled backwards from the kick and leaned against the ropes, where Legion tagged with and charged Siren. Siren also made the tag, and EVP catapulted over the ropes between Legion and Siren. This confused Legion enough to allow EVP to catch Legion in a monkey flip. As Legion flew backwards and upside down, Siren caught Legion and deftly dropped him into his patented Emerald Fusion Driver. EVP made the cover, and Siren clotheslined Killspree out of the ring, allowing EVP to get the 1,2,3! Winners by pinfall with Emerald Fusion Driver, and NEW tag team champs, EVP/Matt Siren! FJ-Wow! HS-I never saw that coming! FJ-That can only be considered an upset, Herb. HS-I agree. These fellas showed us exactly what they were made of, though. FJ-(Listening to his earpiece again)We're going to the back again, apparently Happy has located his wife! Coltrane and Happy have regrouped, and are making their way down the hallway quickly Coltrane-I swear I heard her yell for you, Jack! Female voice from afar-In here! Happy-She's in here! Happy throws the door open, and A woman in a veil is standing there. He pulls the veil off, but instead of getting his wife, he see's "The Soviet Silencer"! Coltrane and Happy are taken back with suprise, and that gives Nightmist and Crimson Dream a chance to leap of the closet and beat both men to the ground! CD, the woman, and Nightmist leave, laughing, as the two remain unconscious. the scene cuts back to the announcers table. HS-I wonder if Happy realizes he's set to wrestle next? FJ-Someone better get him out here! ("Mr. Rogers Neighborhood" is cued, and Mr. Bob heads out to a pretty big pop, even though he's been silent recently.) FJ-Haven't heard much from him lately, Herb. ("Sellout" by Reel Big Fish is cued next, and Too Sexy Tim makes his way to the ring. He only gets about halfway, though, when he notices Nightmist in the crowd! Nightmist yells at him, and Tim turns to acknowledge his presence. Before Tim can do anything else, though, CD slips out from the crowd on the other side, climbs up on the gaurd rail, and leaps off, bulldogging Tim to the ground! Nightmist then began assualting Tim with a chair, before security broke it up. Tim finally made it to the ring, injured, as Bob kept himself busy by playing rock-paper-scissors with himself. "Victory" by Puff Daddy is cued, and a beaten John Blaze limps out to the ring. FJ-Things aren't looking good for Blaze and Happy, they've goth gotten the crap beaten out of them. HS-Uh, Tim isn't looking great either, and Bob is.. well, Bob. FJ-You're right. "PartyMan" by Prince is cued, but Happy doesn't show. The crowd waits, and the ref starts counting Happy out. Finally, Happy crawls hand and foot to the ring, and rolls in painfully. Mr. Bob starts the match out, and attacks Happy with a flurry of bites and headbutts. Bob then drags Happy to the ropes and chokes him with his boot. Bob continued to dominate Happy, slamming him face first into all 4 turnbuckles, and tagging in Too Sexy Tim. Tim was a little winded still, but was able to mount a pretty good offense against Happy. Tim connected with T-bone suplex and a release german suplex, taunting Blaze. Blaze tried to enter the ring, but the referee stopped him. meanwhile, Tim blatantly choked Happy, leaving him nearly out. Tim then struggled to the top rope, and went for a moonsault, but Happy was able to get out of the way. Happy made the tag to Blaze, and Blaze lit into Too Sexy Tim with several stomps. FJ-Man, this action is hot! HS-With the beating these men have taken tonight, I wouldn't put my money on ANY of them to win the battle royal. Blaze continued to work over Tim, using a few submission holds and a missile dropkick from the top rope. Blaze got a two count with a springboard moonsault, before tagging out to Happy. Happy began to work on Tim, but Happy's luck seemingly changed as Nightmist and CD came to ringside. Nightmist ran along to the other side of the ring and jumped on the apron, distracting Blaze, Bob and the referee. Meanwhile, CD hit the ring and used his finisher on a stunned Tim, then another on Happy. Happy hit the ground, but was able to roll and drape an arm on Tim. The ref made the count, and Happy/Blaze advance! Winner via pinfall, Jack Happy/John Blaze FJ-Man, Dream and Happy are gonna kill each other later! (Listens to headset) Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that Weston Steel has arrived in the arena! Let's take you to the back. the screen cuts to the back again, in the parking lot. After a moment, and beat up, smoking Cutlass rolls in. Irons and Steel finally climb out of the car. Steel is decked out in a "God Bless The NRA" t-shirt and jeans. Irons is in a wifebeater. FJ-Man, he looks hungry! HS-No, he's got nacho cheese stains on his shirt. I think he just ate. FJ-...... HS-What? FJ-You're an idiot. HS-Right.. uh, let's watch some wrestling. (“Root Radicals” by Rancid hits the P.A. as Dark Assassin accompanied to the ring by Blood for Blood make their entrance, and begin setting up tables on the outside of the ring) (“One” by Mettalica blasts onto the P.A. as Theoren Spencer makes his way to the ring waving the “Theoren Spencer Memorial Belt” to the crowd.) ( The bell rings and Spencer immediately charges at Assassin delivering a massive short-arm closeline to Assassin. He follows it up with a quick leg drop and then picks Assassin up and knocks him back down with a spinning heel kick to the head. Spencer goes over toward where Blood for Blood is gathered and starts yelling at them to leave. Assassin is now back up and turns Spencer around and kicks him in the stomach and drops him with a nice DDT. Assassin then signals to Lars on the outside of the ring to get him a chair. Lars complies and right as he’s about to hand him the chair he nails Assassin in the head with it instead, knocking him to the mat. Then Ebin, El Hefe, and Lars all make there way into the ring and Ebin begins to beat down Assassin viciously with his putter. El Hefe then sets the chair ontop of Assassin’s head and Ebin begins to pound the putter ontop of the chair. Lars then takes the mic as the other two continue the beating on Assassin.) Lars(pointing at Spencer who is now up and looking puzzled as the crowd) Spencer, this doesn’t involve you so just stay out of this. (Hefe and Ebin are now holding up Assassin and his bloody face) Assassin, you little piece of shit! First off you have no business being in a hard-core match and especially not the title match, you are far from hard-core, you have trouble enough winning a regular match...you and only you are making Blood for Blood look bad with your wannabe talk of hard-core, you my friend are not hard-core WE are! And as a matter of fact with a name like Dark Assassin I don’t even consider you PUNK!.(Slaps him a couple of times) Consider this your release from Blood for Blood and...well...wrestling and the AWA all together. (Lars throws the mic at Assassin’s face and then has Hefe prop him up on the ropes and holds the chair in front of his face. Lars then nails “the gunshot” on Assassin making blood fly everywhere. Lars then picks him up and performs a running crucifix bomb on Assassin through a table on the outside of the ring hard. Ebin quickly goes to the outside where he props a chair on another table nearby and takes Assassin and almost kills him by delivering a swinging cradle pildriver (AKA “The Death Row Driver”) through the chair and table to the cement floor below. The trio all spit a good logey onto Assassin and then throw him back into the ring for Spencer to finish him off, as they leave to the back.) (Spencer takes full advantage of this and to add insult to injury, instead of just pinning him for the easy win he applies the Dark Vengeance on Assassin and since he’s unconscious and can’t tap out the ref throws for the bell....) Winner via Submission and still AWA “Theoren Spencer Memorial” champion, Theoren Spencer! FJ-Man NOBODY crosses Blood for Blood... HS-Apparently. Let's get to the next round of the Bowl. Matt Siren/Sexy Rexx vs. Mercenary/Johnny Cool Mercenary and Cool hit the ring first, accompanied by Leon Cho. They look very confident, and shake hands with the ref before the match. Siren comes to the ring, head bowed, and ignores his opponents. He simply slumps in the corner, Raven style, and waites. "Sexy" Rexx Jansen is the next to arrive, and gets a huge pop. Vessa accompanies him, but Mercenary yells something at the ref, and he sends her to the back! Unvexed, Rexx tries to shake hands with his partner, who simply stares at him, then rolls out of the ring(signalling that Rexx will start.) FJ-Well, if Rexx and Siren want any chance in this, they're gonna have to work together. Cool and Mercenary have tagged before, and they obviously know the ref. HS-Don't forget about Cho, either. With him outside, it might as well be 3 on 2. The bell sounds, Cool starts out against Rexx. They trade holds and maneuvers, before Cool finally gets the advantage. Not long after the match starts, two faceless wrestlers climb out of the stands, and make their way to Siren. They begin to talk, and the ref pays them no mind. Cool comes off the ropes, but one of the wrestlers trips him up! Rexx attempts to tag in Siren, but Siren refuses. Cool meanwhile tags in Mercenary, and he connects with a running elbow on Rexx. Mercenary then hits several slams and a piledriver, before dragging Rexx to the turnbuckle. Mercenary then climbs to the top rope, and makes an attempt at a diving headbutt! Rexx rolls out of the way, however, and both men lay hurt. Jansen finally makes it to his corner, but Siren then jumps off the apron! The ref yells at Siren, which gives one of the faceless wrestlers a chance to jerk Cool off the apron, and pound on him. Cool finally struggles back into the ring, only to get rolled up by Rexx. Cool kicks out, but barely. Finally, a brawl ensues, and all four men enter the ring. Suddenly, the lights go out. An eerie orange spotlight shines on the ramp, and A figure dressed completely in black LEVITATES to the ring! The man drops to his feet lightly, and everyone but Siren is stunned. FJ-Who the!? HS-I've seen him before! That's Rapture! Cool takes a wild swing at Rapture, who ducks it easily. Cool spins around with the miss, and walks right into a Reflex submission. Rexx was able to clothesline Merc over the top rope, as Siren kept the hold locked on. Cool finally tapped out, sending Siren/Rexx to the battle royal. Rexx then went to high five Siren, who coldcocked him instead. Rapture and Siren then beat Rexx badly, and left the ring. FJ-That was brutal! HS-Man, Rexx looks hurt. These guys really thinned the competition. FJ-Oh man, Herb, do you realize what's next? HS-(sarcastically)Golly gee opie, what? FJ-(Sighs)No respect. Anyway, it's the end of the CD/Happy fued. This has bee building since these men got here! HS-Happy can't be healthy though. He's gotten a BEATING today. (Looks at his watch)Uh, i'll be right back. Herb hurries to the back, and the screen cuts to a promo for next month's PPV, King of the Cage. The scene then fades back in to the announcer's booth. FJ: Okay ladies and gentlemen. We continue this great action with Mr. Jack Happy facing Crimson Dream in a Sweet Dreams Match and I’m....... (Suddenly, “Sharp Dressed Man” is cued up and out emerges Herb Summer. Holding onto his right arm is one of the Spanish Fly Honeys, Awesome Amy. Walking behind him are the two mysterious masked men who have been appearing in the backstage of the arena on the weekly cards. Both Herb, and the masked men, are dressed in designer suits and ties and Amy looks nothing short of spectacular in a body-hugging formal dress with a revealing slit running up her right leg and black gloves that run up to her elbow. Herb takes his seat to the right of the announcer’s table, as the masked men pull up a chair for Awesome Amy and then take their protective stand behind the two. Herb is all smiles...) FJ: “What the....?” HS: “Hey...it’s great to be here FJ. Ya know...Mr. Happy is quite a phenom wouldn’t you say?” FJ: “Umm...well...he’s something, don’t know if I’d call him a phenom.” HS: “I’m telling ya...he’s the man.” FJ: “Yeah..well, if I had a beautiful woman like that sitting beside me, I’d say the same thing about the man. Okay...we know she’s with Mr. Happy’s organization, but who are the two goons?” (The men raise up their arms as if to hit FJ. Herb stops them.) HS: “Look, I’d advise you not to refer to MY associates in that light again. Let’s just say that no one is gonna be picking on me for a while now. Where and how I found them is none of your concern. I pay them well, they watch out for me, end of discussion. Now, let’s call the match shall we? Oh...and fellas...could you see what’s taking so long with that party tray I ordered? Amy is hungry and I’m sure FJ would like to partake of some of the fine delicacies too.” (The men nod and walk to the back.) HS: “Man, it’s great being me. First I swind..errr...sweet talked this fine lady to accompany me to the show and my bodyguards are here and now it’s me and you FJ calling matches just like the good ol days and....” FJ: (Interrupting) “Umm...I’m getting word from in the back that there’s something going on. We have a camera crew there. Let’s cut to the back and see what’s going on.” (The camera cuts to the back where Mr. Happy and Coltrane Curt Dupree are in the back. Mr. Happy is looking a bit peeved.) JH: “Oh....Crimson Dudder wants to play jokes on the Feared Funnyman? Masquerading The Soviet Silencer, my wife’s best friend, as Luscious Lori? Well...let’s just say that him and his crony Nightmist can have a VERY long closed door session if you get my drift.” (Mr. Happy jams the door with a chair. Crimson and Nightmist can be heard from the other side as they know someone is on the other side. The knob turns, but nothing happens. Mr. Happy laughs as the men start yelling and banging on the door. Coltrane definately is not liking these tactics from Jack.” CCD: “Jack, c’mon guy. I put in a lot of time training you for this match. This isn’t right.” JH: “Hey, like what you and Nightmare are doing is right to me? You crossed a line you shouldn’t have okay? So all you have to do is just stand watch right here until they count that loser out. That’s all. You owe me guy. This is how you can make things right.” (Curt lowers his head cursing under his breath. Mr. Happy smiles and walks to the ring.) FJ: “Why that no good....” HS: “Hey, what a guy!!!! Now he can get in this stupid cage, wait a few moments, and walk right on out. No reason to waste any more time or energy on that punk. Hey...here’s our tray! Let’s eat!” FJ: “This just isn’t right. I don’t think I can stomach any of this...or you Herb.” HS: “That’s fine. More food for me...errr...and you Amy.” (Awesome Amy just rolls her eyes.) (“Partyman” by Prince kicks in over the PA system and out walks Mr. Happy to a chorus of boos. Mr. Happy just laughs and opens the cage. Upon entering inside he grabs a mic, taps it a few times, and speaks...) ("Partyman" by Prince kicks in over the PA system and out walks Mr. Happy to a chorus of boos. Mr. Happy just laughs and opens the cage. Upon entering inside he grabs a mic, taps it a few times, and speaks...)

JH: "Here I am Crimson. I TOLD you I'd face you in your own little Sweet Dreams Match. Sheesh, I even brought the strap and I'm all locked in on it and where are you? I mean, look at these people all pissed off because you're a no-show. Do I have to bring out the girls again? Herb's got one of them to help brighten up the announcer's table. Hey Herb....you enjoying Awesome Amy?"

(Herb smiles and nods)

"See, Crimson, this is what I'm talking about. All the time I'm doing my damndest to make people happy. Well...I guess I'll have to call out the girls again. Ref, start your count."

(Suddenly, Nightmare and The Soviet Silencer appear. Mr. Happy does not appear pleased and starts telling the ref to send them back to the back. Both the girls look extremely pissed.)

FJ: "Hmmm...I don't think these are the girls Happy had in mind. What do you think Herb?"

HS: "Huh? Oh...the girls. I...ummm....well...I....what were you saying Amy?"

FJ: "Control your hormones and call the damn match Herb!!!!"

HS: "Did you say something Frank? Oh..the match!"

FJ: "I think I need a drink."

"HS:That's my line!"

(The Soviet Silencer starts talking to the ref as Nightmare runs to the back. Mr. Happy starts talking to the ref too as the ref is caught in the middle of it all.)

FJ: "I'm recieving word that Nightmare has made it to the back. Let's cut to the back and see what's going down."

(The camera crew cuts to the back and reveals Nightmare speaking with Coltrane. At first the words are heated, but then there's a pause as the two of them.....kiss!!!! Just as they kiss the jumbotron flickers and shows this to the entire viewing audience. Mr. Happy stands stunned in the center of the ring. Nightmare whispers a few words into Coltrane's ear and the chair is removed as the crowd goes wild!!!!!!!!)

FJ: "Well, it looks like we're gonna have the match take place after all!!!!"

HS: "Umm...RUN MR. HAPPY! GET OUTTA DODGE!!!! LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!!!!!"

(The jumbotron shows the door fly open. Crimson Dream explodes out of the locker room making a beeline straight for the ring. Nightmist slowly emerges...casts Coltrane a go-to-hell look and then takes off behind Crimson. Coltrane and Nightmare walk off in the direction of the arena exit. Mr. Happy, in a daze, slowly backs into a side of the cage, snapping him out of his daze. He then realizes where he's at, and starts to climb.)

FJ: "Looks as if there's nowhere for the laughing man to run to now. Hope he's spent enough time climbing monkey bars to know how to navigate his way out of the cage."

HS: "The only monkey here is you Frank. Want a bananna?"

FJ: "Shut up Herb."

(Mr. Happy makes it about halfway up the cage when Crimson enters. The crowd erupts as he grabs the other end of the strap. Nightmist slams the door of the cage shut and locks it as he paces around the cage.)

FJ: "Slam!!! Mr. Happy lands hard to the mat. Crimson helps him back up. Mr. Happy with a right...a left....a right. Crimson returns the favor....these two are just exchanging explosive blows right in the middle of the ring!!!"

HS: "Come on Happy!!! Rope-A-Duck...err..Dope."

FJ: "Gee..and that's coming from the King Dope himself! Mr. Happy's feet are getting wobbly. Crimson winds up.....BOOOM!!!!!! Happy crumples into the turnbuckles. Listen to this crowd! Wait! What's Crimson doing? He's saying something to Happy. Don't know if it registered. Happy is still out of it in the turnbuckles. What is Crimson doing? Talking strategy with Nightmist DURING the fight?!?!?!"

(Nightmist nods and walks off to the back.)

FJ: "I don't know what that was about. Crimson stands up Happy, winds back and....what the hell?!?!?! He just barely touched him with a punch! What is going on? Happy is acting like he got hit with a concrete block!!!"

HS: "Man...I felt that blow all the way over here."

FJ: "C'mon Herb. Crimson just pulled his punch. That shot wouldn't drop a fly. Look. They're both laughing in the middle of the ring!!!! This was all a set-up! Crimson takes Mr. Happy to the post and....'slams' his head on the top turnbuckle. They walk to the second and do the same. Then the third. Then the fourth. Crimson takes off the strap and walks out of the cage The ref is calling for the bell. I don't under..."

HS: "It's called PLAN Frank. Think about it. Crimson just won a hard fought match against Mr. Happy. Gee...I guess he's gonna get that Hardcore Title shot with Theoren Spencer."

FJ: "I can't believe this! It's...it's..."

HS: "It's brilliant is what it is. And all this time I thought he was just a clown. Ummm...err...don't tell him I said that Amy."

(Nightmist emerges from the back with Luscious Lori as well as the Texas Belles from Hell and the Spanish Fly Honeys. Crimson Dream and Mr. Happy stare at each other in the center of the ring and broad smiles are seen on both of their faces. They shake hands as Nightmist and the girls all enter the ring. Even Awesome Amy has to part company with Herb as she enters as well. Mr. Happy taps the mic a few times again as he speaks...)

JH: "Man, Crimson. Now THAT was the most brutal match I've ever had in my life!!! You kicked my ass. I mean...first Nightmist destroys my ride, then you kick my ass. My marriage is crumbling. (Feigns crying) I just can't do this anymore...ohhh..booo hoo..hoo..boo..hoo...hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I TOLD you all that there was a plan! And the plan is that I know if there's any group of people who can change the face of this sport, who can redefine every singular aspect of what wrestling means then it would be Crimson Dream, Nightmist, myself and...naaahh...I'm not gonna let the cat out of the bag just yet. However, what I want you all to see is that we're the founding forefathers of a stable whose magnificence goes unparalleled today, tomorrow....three weeks from now....three years from now...hell...EVER!!! This is Elimination Enterprises. So whether it's Tiny Tim or Spencer...The Lucky Hire, know that we're serving you all walking papers!! Leave on your own four feet or leave on a stretcher...the choice is yours DOGS!!!"

CD: "There's more to come. Plenty more to come. Surprises and pain will continue to abound until WE decide when WE want it to cease. Indeed, WE are the future of the AWA. So, turn the page....close the book. For, there will be a new and improved epic tale to be learned by the masses and you all just witnessed the prologue to it right here tonight!!!"

JH-And the last suprise will be when I win the World Title tonight. Oh wait, that's no suprise! Let's roll.

Happy, CD, and the rest of the entourage leave, including AA

HS: "I uhh...I lost the girl. I...I..."

FJ: "You never had the girl Herb. But it's nice to see you back to your loser ways again. Hey...want a bananna?"

HS: "Shut up Frank."

FJ: "Shut up? Gee..that sounds familiar. Well, we've only got one more Hell Bowl match left, then the big one.

HS-That's right Frank. So far, We've got Lance Mason and "The Enforcer" Weston Steel. Then we throw Siren and an extremely beaten "Sexy" Rexx jansen in the mix. On top of that is Lars and Bruce Baines.

FJ-Both of those guys could win this one.

HS-Then there's Jack Happy, who is apparently not as hurt as we thought, and John Blaze.

FJ-And that brings us to the present, Where Ace Dynamite and Dark assassin will face "Hurricane" Jim Sinicki and Deranged John. (Headset goes off once again) Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that Assassin is to hurt to compete, and this next match will be two on one!

HS-Ace Dynamite CAN'T like to hear that...

("Anthem" by Blink 182 is cued, and Hurricane Jim Sinicki hits the ring, pumped up for action.)

FJ-This guy is ready for a fight, Herb. He's got experience, he's fresh, and he's got an advantage in the first round.

("Beg for Me" by Korn plays, and Deranged John heads to the ring. He rolls in and converses with Sinicki, who obviously have a plan.)

("Here I go Again" by Whitesnake blasts over the PA, and Ace Dynamite comes out to a moderate reaction. He slides in the ring, and immediatly goes to work on Deranged John.)

FJ-Dynamite has a plan too!

Dynamite lights up John with several hot punches, before sending him into the ropes. Dynamite jumps over John, but is nailed in mid-air by a springboard dropkick out of nowhere from Sinicki. John quickly rolls up Ace, and gets the win.

Winner via pinfall, Deranged John/Jim SInicki

FJ-That was, uh.. quick.

HS-....

FJ-.... Let's just get to the main event. Sinicki and John are already in the ring.

(Steel, Mason, Rexx, Blaze, Siren, Bruce Baines, Lars and Jack Happy hit the ring at a run, and the battle ensues. Steel and Jack Happy trade blows, and Deranged John and Blaze team up on Lars. Sexy Rexx goes at it with lars, and the rest all jumble together. The fighting is furious, and Lance Mason is the first to go. Mason went for a running clothesline attempt on Siren, who ducked the blow and pulled the rope down.

Lance Mason eliminated by Matt Siren in 0:02:11

Meanwhile, Steel turns his attention on Baines, and proceeds to pound the crap out of him. Jack happy goes on the attack, handling Blaze and Deranged John by himslef. Rexx and Sinicki work on forcing Lars over the top, who is fighting valiently. Siren begins putting the boots Baines while he was down as well. Finally Happy staggered both John Blaze and Deranged John, and eliminated them both with a double clothesline.

John Blaze and Deranged John eliminated by Happy in 0:07:11

After a devastating DDT on the US champ, Steel went back to work on Jack Happy, leaving Baines out on the floor. Sinicki and Rexx almost get Lars over the top rope, and Siren rests in the corner. Siren. Lars finally fights back and pounds Rexx and Sinicki, so that all three men are stunned against the ropes. Siren then made his move, running to knock all three men off. Sinicki saw him coming and ducked it, hip tossing Siren against lars and knocking them both out.

Lars Fredrickson and Matt Siren eliminated by Jim Sinicki in 0:08:53

FJ-This leaves us with just five men. Steel, Rexx, Sinicki, and Happy are all waiting in a corner, and Baines is still KO'd by the rope.

As if on cue, all four conscious members charge each other, and a brawl ensues. Happy goes up against Sinicki, and Steel takes on Rexx. Rexx takes an advantage with Steel, hitting several kicks and keeping him grounded. Happy begins working over Sinicki violently, using several takedowns before trying to force him over the top rope. Rexx finally makes his mistake when he goes for a springboard Asai moonsault. Steel catches him, however, and dumps him over the top rope. Happy forces Sinicki over at about the same time as well.

"Sexy" Rexx Jansen eliminated by Steel in 0:12:41

"Hurricane" Jim Sinicki eliminated by Mr. Jack Happy in 0:12:44

Steel and Happy immediatly begin trading blows, and edge closer to the ropes. They finally begin attempting to eliminate each other, when Bruce Baines springs to life

HS-He was playing possum!

Baines clotheslines both men over the top rope, and turns away to celebrate. However, both men hold on to the rope, and flip back into the ring simoultaniously! Baines sees them, and hits another running clothesline, sending all three men over the top rope, but again, all three hang on! Happy and Steel both kick at Baines, who tries desperately to hold on. Baines is finally loosed, and fall to the floor. On the fall, however, Baines grabbed Happy and jerked him down as well!

Winner in 14:59, Weston Steel!

FJ-Steel has done it! And look at Happy, he's furious!

The World Title belt is given to Steel, who celebrates on all four turnbuckles. Copyright 1999