The scene opens on the Palace at Auburn Hills in Auburn Hills, Michigan. We hear
the roar of the crowd as the camera catches the marquee advertising AWA
Springs and Breaks. We see the face of Hangman and C-Rock facing each other
looming larger than life. The scene changes to the inside of the arena. We see
the masses of cheering fans and the various sign. The camera lingers as it comes
across the same large masked man that we seen on the show. THE BLUE PRINT
RULES!! Time for some OUTLAW JUSTICE I WANT MICKEYS
DERBY THE ENFORCEMENT AGE!
FJ: We are live in the Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan! Tonight we have the
long awaited Pay Per View, Springs and Breaks! Tonight there will be action,
action, and more action as we have the big men rumbling and the smaller ones
in a high flyers match. We have a boiler room brawl and a derby match. What
more can you want?
HS: What more, indeed? Two new groups have emerge with the goal to drive the
Elimination Enterprises from the AWA. What will happen tonight on this show
is anyones guess!
Hail to the Chief plays and out struts President Gray flanked by
the Enforcers and Robert Gray II. The boos erupt from the fans upon site of
the five men. Referee Bob (Robert Gray II) tries to admonish the crowd for booing
his uncle, but it only serves to increase the volume of boos.
President Gray: I cant believe this! I bring you a great card and
you have the audacity to boo me to my face! I aught to turn the lights out and
send the wrestlers home for the night.
The fans boo again.
President Gray: Shut up and listen, you ignorant jackasses! What you
see on this stage before you is an assembling of some of the AWAs up and
coming talent! Men, who know that I am the one responsible for their livelihood
and put the food on their tables. In return, they provide protection for me.
Hangman, how hollow your words were earlier this week. You wanted to
threaten me and where did that get you! The Blue Print gave you the beating
of a lifetime. (He laughs) And then, the psycho takes one of the most talented
wrestlers in the AWA and leaps off of the lower roof of the stadium. Sending
them both through barbwire wrapped, flaming, and thumb tac littered tables.
(Glares angrily into the camera)
If C-Rock wasnt able to compete, I would have sued the horse right
out from under your cowboy ass!
(Starts rubbing his hands together and then pats Referee Bob on the back)
But tonight, you will no longer represent the AWA as World Champion.
Not to mention that this man, (he turns and pats the KO Kid on the back) the
KO Kid will strike another blow against the Elimination Enterprises as he becomes
the next AWA Hardcore Champion! Tonight will be a night that my authority will
be ENFORCED!!
(Hail to the Chief strikes up again as President Gray and crew
head to the back)
HS: What plans does this man have for the Elimination Enterprises?
FJ: Not only them, but Vacamas as he is in the boiler room brawl too.
Mike Arson vs- Kris Synz (Hardcore Match)
HS: Well folks, we are going to throw it backstage where Steve Harris is standing
by with C-Money and G-Sex 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted
**G-Sex and C-Money appear on screen and receive a moderate amount of heat,
G-Sex is wearing black Nike workout pants, his shirtless muscular frame glistening
under a mixture of water and pre match workout sweat, he also has on blue tinted
glasses, C-Money is dressed in a metallic silver Sean John tracksuit with the
jacket unzipped revealing a Springs and Breaks T-Shirt and the bling
around his neck**
(Interviewer): Thanks PBP, I am here with two men who will be making their
debut tonight, in a number one contenders match for the Tag Titles, C-Money,
G-Sex what are your thoughts leading into this, your first match here in AWA?
**G-Sex gently pushes the mic in his direction and begins to speak**
G-Sex: Two words you little BeHootch, Absolute confidence, you see
**G-Sex pauses and sniffs the air**
G-Sex: You smell that? Yo Money did you fart?
**C-Money sniffs the air and shakes his head, they both pause before nodding
their head and saying**
C-Money/G-Sex: Michigan!
G-Sex: yeah thats what that stank ass smell is
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The fans are so loud you can clearly hear it where the
interview is taking place)
G-Sex: True this is our first match in AWA, but this isnt our first match
in this industry, true we are new to AWA but we are not new to this business.
2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted have forged careers out of not giving
a damn, or respecting any one or anything but ourselves! We do not care if youre
a World Champ, we do not care if these idiots chant your names, we dont
care if youve been here one week, or one year, we WILL disrespect you
and if we so choose destroy you.
(Interviewer): Your first match will not be easy you are taking on Mutiny,
how will you approach this match?
G-Sex: Puh-lease! Who are we up against? A schizophrenic drug abuser, which
Im sure all these people can relate to.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
G-Sex: And an Alvin Einstein wanna be MoFo, hes a pussy, I grew
up in the PROJECTS, he grew up doing science PROJECTS! Up until last year I
though E=MC2 was an east coast rapper! But his high intelligence is gonna mean
two things in that ring tonight, Jack and Squat! You know what Im being
greedy, Money why dont you bust on these fools one time
**G-Sex pushes the microphone in C-Moneys direction and the crowd begins
to simmer**
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts?
C-Money: Well first let me just say how glad I am to be here in Minnesota!
Heat!!!
Interviewer: Ahh C-Money were in Michigan right now.
C-Money: Man I know this, dont you know anything! I say the wrong town
these idiots boo me, now usually I would say that was below me but after talking
to some of these idiots outside anything wittier then pull my finger
goes straight over there head.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Interviewer: Ok then, Ahh do you have any comments about your match tonight?
C-Money: You mean our match against two of the biggest head cases in the AWA!
Our match tonight, against two of the loosest cannons this company has! Our
match coming up next, im talking see you after the break dont change the
dial, next! Against who are to become two of the BIGGEST losers this company
has ever seen!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
C-Money: Yeah I have a comment, Dont under estimate what you dont
know. Tonight as you step in the ring with the Future Franchize
and the Made Man dont pass us off as two flashers in the AWA
pan, dont think that we are two jobbers here to give you ring practice,
think of us as your two worst enemies because when you are in that ring opposite
2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted thats what you will be to us, enemies.
Interviewer: Well those are
.
C-Money: Did I look like I had finished! Did I say you could speak! NO! now
give me that mic and get yo punk hill billy, momma cousin, daddy sister,
probably wanna live in Michigan cause they have nicer trailer parks, ASS out
of our shot!
**Interviewer hands C-Money mic and leaves the shot**
C-Money: G-Sex why dont you show this fool how to rap up a 2 Of
Amerikaz Most Wanted Interview. Lets kick this BeHootch off!
**G-Sex grabs the mic, lowers his shades and pauses before saying**
G-Sex: CAN I GET A WITNESS!
Kris Synz vs- Mike Arson
("Unspeakable" by Danzig hits the speakers as Kris Synz walks out
from behind the curtains, entering the ring. As he reaches the ring, he grabs
some trash cans, stop signs, bells, and fruits out from under the ring and throw
them in)
HS: Oh man! This is it, the hardcore match! And what is this? President Gray
has made this a hardcore street fight match!
FJ: And here is the man who will win the match! I'll put 50 bucks on him, right
here
("Oh my fucking god" by Strapping young lad hits the PA system as
Mike Arson walks out. He gets a pretty big pop because the fans hate Synz so
much and want to see him lose)
HS: Oh man, this will be one hell of a match! 2 men in the ring with no rules!
FJ: And one winner! I'll tell you something, Mike Arson is great... He is great
at sucking at wrestling! Just watch as Synz easily wins this one.
(The bell rings as the 2 men face off in the ring. They lock up, and Synz gives
Arson a headlock take down)
FJ: Not the type of move you expect to see in a hardcore match, but it is definatly
a good idea to wear your opponent down with.
(Synz grabs him and holds him up for a suplex, but Arson falls on his feet,
hitting him with a huge elbow to the face)
HS: What a reversal! Man this match already has me on the edge of my seat!
(The 2 men lock up. A quick kick to the midsection allows time for Chris Synz
to get a stop sign, and nail Arson in the face. Arson gets up, and ducks the
next shot, and then punches the sign right into Chris Synz's face!)
FJ: What a lucky move! That was crap, Herb, crab. He needs to cheat to get
any sort of advantage!
HS: It was Synz who initially brought the stop sign out and hit him with it!
FJ: Shut up, Herb.
(The 2 men slide out of the ring, and each grab a fruit. Synz grabs a cocoanut,
and Arson grabs 2 apples)
FJ: I always knew Arson was fruity!
(Arson throws the apples, and they just bounce off Synz. As Arson charges,
Synz turns around, clocking Arson in the head! He then picks up the cocoanut
remains and starts eating them! Taunting Arson and the crowd.)
HS: What a showboat!
FJ: That looked like legendary Jimmy Snucka getting hit on Pipers pit! What
a shot!
(Synz grabs Arson and the two fight down the aisle. Arson breaking free of
Synz grasp whips him into the guardrails. Synz hits hard. Arson unleashes a
series of European Uppercuts rocking Synz. Arson pulls Synz up for a reverse
full nelson suplex on the metal ramp! He climbs to his feet and drags Synz back
stage with him. Back stage in the hallway, the two men start exchanging blows
again. Synz slams Arson into one of the walls, before nailing him with a full
trashcan! Garbage flies everywhere! Arson avoids the clothesline and catches
Synz with a thrust kick that sends him crashing through the exit door and into
the parking garage. Arson approaches Synz and is caught by surprise as Synz
sends a forearm to the midsection. Arson doubles over allowing Kris Synz to
get to his feet. Arson is thrown onto a Limo, and Synz goes on top of him, punching
him. Both men on top of the limo, Synz picks him up, signaling for a suplex.
As soon as he goes to lift him up, Arson wraps his leg around Synz's, and picks
up Synz for a fisherman DDT! The ref counts... 1.....2.... Kick out!)
HS: What a move! Look at the dent in the hood of the limo!
FJ: It wasn't that good, he kicked out!
(After the kick out they both roll off of the car, laying on the ground. They
both get up, and start exchanging blows again. They punch and kick their way
back toward the entrance. Arson hurls Synz through the doors and he sprawls
onto the cold polished floor. A Boston Crab is applied by Arson and the observant
referee checks to see if there is a submission from Synz. Synz shakes his head
no and Arson gives a final tug before releasing the hold. He pulls a hurting
Synz up and whips him toward the locker room doors, but Synz reverses whipping
Arson through instead. Arson bursts through the door and a few wrestlers inside
scatter to allow the battle to continue.
HS: These men are really out to make a name for themselves tonight!
Synz slams Arson into a locker. Arson climbs to his feet under a barrage of
clubbing blows. Arson has grabbed someones belt and begins to lash Synz
with it. Synz protects his face from the stinging blows. Arson takes a couple
steps back. Arson comes running back attempting a clothesline, but Synz drop
toe holds him into a locker and then slams the door on his head!)
FJ: What a move! That's it!
1....2... Kick out
HS: Ha! Not that good of a move!
FJ: Shut up before i kick you!
(Arson is slow to get up and Synz wants to finish the match by executing a
Dead End on the concrete. He lifts Arson but he manages to slip out of his grip
and lay in some viscous forearm shots before a twisting powerslam on the hard
cement. Arson covers 1..2..kickout! Arson climbs to his feet taunting Synz and
stomps away at Synz. Synz can only roll over and crawl away from the attack.
He comes across a aerosol deodorant lying under a bench and palms it. Synz has
crawled his way out of the locker aisle and is now before the trainers office.
Arson pulls the battered Synz up and is sprayed in the eyes with deodorant.
Arson yelps as his eyes begin to burn. Synz is taunting him as he does get up.
Arson swings wildly blinded and in pain. Synz grabs his head and throws him
through the window into the trainers office. Inside there is a couch,
a TV, 3 glass tables, and a desk. Synz enters through the door, and sees Arsons
bloodied body on the floor)
HS: Oh my god, end the match! What a blood bath!
FJ: That's my man!
(As Synz laughs at Arsons body, the referee goes to check if he is OK)
HS: End the damn match! These guys are out of their minds!
(After about 2 minutes of taunting and an occasional kick to force Arson back
to the floor, Arson finally gets up, and blindly charges at Synz! Since he sees
him coming, he stops him with clothesline. He then pulls him up for a Tiger
suplex right through a glass table! It shatters everywhere, and Synz goes for
the pin. 1.....2.... kick out)
HS: Jesus look at that resilience! The man kicked out after being sent through
a glass table! Hes must have lost at least a pint of blood! End the damn
match!
FJ: Are you squeamish or are you just a big pussy? Shut your mouth, this is
a Hardcore match! Its gotta be rough or it doesnt live up to its
name!
(After the kick out, Synz looks amazed. He looks around, and finds a a jump
rope. He runs over and picks it up, but when he gets it he sees Arson
is already standing! So, Synz puts the rope down and runs at Arson, trying to
clothesline him, but Arson ducks, and Release thrust kicks Synz through a thin
wall)
HS: Jesus Christ! Look at all of this blood! End the match, hes out!
FJ: Folks I have never witnessed anything quite the caliber of this..... I
hope all of you in TV land can appreciate this, because it sure as hell is special
(Arson climbs through hole made by Synz entering the room. Arson sees another
desk, but decides that pinning Synz would be more logical. So he rolls him up.
1.....2...... kick out)
FJ: Look at that! He kicked out! He must have a broken damn neck and he kicked
out! What an athlete!
HS: For once, I agree with you
FJ: So youre finally tired of being wrong?
(Arson looks very frustrated, so he throws Synz onto the desk, and gets up
on it with him, signaling for the cradle pile driver!)
HS: This is it! Hes calling for Pyromania! Its over!
(Arson puts Synz under his legs, and lifts him up. As soon as Synz feet are
in the air, he flips down on his side, hooks Arsons arms around his own neck,
and hits crucifixion on the desk, with Synz landing on the ground!)
HS: Oh my god! Howd he do that??
FJ: Thats my man!
(Synz goes for the cover... 1....2....3... Thats it! The ref raises Chris
Synzs hand!)
FJ: Herb, what a match, and you owe me 50 bucks!
HS: I will deduct that from the money you owe from past bets.
FJ: YOU did say baits didnt you? Why? Because, we have the most unorthodox
wrestler in the AWA coming from 10, 000 leagues under the sea. The Fish!
HS: As he takes on a newcomer, the Bronx Basher!
Bronx Basher -vs- The Fish (High Flyers Match)
The Fish and The Bronx Basher are seen already in the ring with the subtle
strains of The Toadies 'i came from the sea' fade away. Fish pulls Basher into
a tight Half-Nelson and begins hammering on the locked up arm. Basher tries
to twist out of the lock but ends up dropping to a knee as Fish keeps up the
damage on his left arm! Fish, still with his hold locked in hauls Basher back
up and Whips him to the ropes. Fish hits the opposite ropes and ducks a Clothesline
from Bashers as the pass and both men hit the ropes again charging each other
collide in a double Clothesline that nearly decapitates them both.
FJ: Wow, what a collision! We almost had fish sticks! Ha! Ha!
HS: Are you going to keep this type of thing going all night?
Fish is quick to recover and roll Basher for the pin, but Basher powers out
hard and rolls clear to gain his feet. Fish rises more cautiously now as he
faces off against The Bronx Basher. Fish steps up lying in with a series of
Forearm Smashes. The fourth one is blocked and countered by a Knee To The Gut
by Basher followed by a body slam. Basher twists Fish and locks him into a Boston
Crab! Fish cries can be heard above the yells of the fans at ringside but he
shakes his head 'NO' when the ref checks him Basher pulls the Crab in tighter
on Fish and yells out "Ask him! Ask Him!" But there is no give in
fish.
HS: Fish is in there showing what kind of competitor he is!
FJ: Well, he has to be tough remember this man was hooked by the fisherman
and hauled into his boat only to escape back into the sea. A hook in the mouth
must hurt! (He starts laughing again)
Finally Basher relents and releases Fish only to pull him up and throws him
to the ropes. Catching him off the rebound, Basher hauls Fish up into a Swinging
Fisherman Suplex: 3 Handled Credenza!!! Fish hits the mat hard bouncing at least
twice. As the cameras close in the can see the stunned Fish gasping for air
as Basher rolls to his feet and lands a Falling Elbow on him!!
FJ: He looked like a fish out of water!
Fish reels from the impact and grabs the ropes. Even as he is being pulled
to his feet Fish does not release his hold as Basher locks in around his waist
in an attempt to pull off a Suplex manouvre. Frustrated by Fish's tenaciousness
and by the ref's intervention in ordering his hold broken because Fish was holding
the ropes he does not see the sudden charge by Fish leading into a Bulldog that
plants Basher firmly into the mat! Basher is up and furious at the sucker move
by Fish. Fish himself is all; smiles as he receives the charge by Basher and
sidesteps sending Basher through the ropes, his momentum carrying him right
into the security barrier.
HS: Whoa, we were told this was a high fliers match up and Basher was certainly
airborne!
Fish take the opportunity and climbs the turnbuckle urged on by the anticipation
of the fans. Basher is regaining his senses and is trying to focus as he crawls
from the base of the barrier although his paranoia shows in the jack-rabbit
stares he gives up trying to find The Fish; atop the turnbuckle The Fish launches
a Flipping Leg Drop on to the still prone Basher!!
HS: Ohh, what a dangerous move!
The referee begins the count as both men try to fight back to consciousness.
At seven The Fish pulls himself over the apron and into the ring breaking the
count before rolling back out. Pulling Basher up to his feet he fumbles his
dead weight into the ring and follows and tries for the pin. The Fish is denied
at two!
FJ: That was close, he almost put the Basher on ice.
Using the ropes The Fish Props The Bronx Basher up on his feet and launches
Basher into the opposite ropes waiting for his return The Fish dives in for
the Fish Facebuster; Basher instinctively rolls to the canvas and the Fish Hit
empty air and is carried by his own impetus into the turnbuckle and is caught
up in the ropes. Basher Staggers to his feet and sees The Fish caught in the
net-like tangle of the ring-ropes and moves in to set himself up as The Fish
wangles his way free and barely dodges a Super Kick from Basher. The Fish replies
with an attempt at a Reverse DDT as Baher hooks his leg around The Fish's leg
and hammers home one, then two more Elbows to The Fish's face and breaks the
hold before sending him across the ring into yet another turnbuckle; The Fish
slams home and drops to his kness from the impact as Basher moves to pull off
a Belly to Belly Suplex. With his prey now prone Basher climbs high intending
to land a frog Splash on The Fish
HS: This could be it!
FJ: Basher is about put this one in the bag. (Snickers)
Basher leaps off only to catch all mat as The Fish rolls at the last minute.
Fish gets to his feet and positions himself to execute the Fish Attack. He connects
with Basher and covers 1..2..3!! Fish pulls out the victory!!
FJ: Well, there is another story to be told about the one that got away.
The crowd cheers Fish as he slides out of the ring and celebrates with them
at ringside. But the celebration is short lived as the AWA tron comes to life
and we see the weather worn Fisherman.
Scene opens with the fisherman, in a bar, boasting his stories to a few young
drunk men)
Fisherman: Yar, well lads, it went like this. I had him pinned on the boat....
Then he got in my blind side.... And got away
(Fisherman points to his eye, and starts shaking his head)
Fisherman: Yarr.....Ever since i lost this eye thinks havent been the
same.... I'm even afraid of water now! But.... Now that I have found that damned
fish.... It's worth it.... It is called Kyarrrrrrrma, lads. I will hook him
good..... And when its done.... $200.00 price belongs to me!
Voice: Man, are you crazy? What the hell are you talking about? Why dont
you just sign a flipping contract you old sea bag! You smell like piss and tuna!
Ha ha ha ha
(Fisherman jumps up, and turns his head to the left)
Fisherman: Yar, that is not funny lad. I am the greatest fisherman ever....
I am not a wrestler, i'm a fisherman! Yar.... As for your joke... Well...
(Fisherman grabs the surprised man. He speed is deceptively quick as he snap
mares the man 3 times, then kicks the man in the ass out of the door)
Fisherman: Yar.... Thats one down. (Looks in the camera) Fish...... I'm gonna
catch you, gut you, eat you, stuff you, get my $200.00 price, and retire on
my boat..... But now.... I drink alone... At this Byarrr. (Scene fades with
fisherman taking a few more swigs of his beer as he pulls his fishing pool into
view. ***It is the large kind used to catch sea marlin.)
The Fish is stunned momentarily before shaking his head sadly and celebrating
his way to the back.
FJ: Ha! Ha! Old Fish Sticks is in trouble now! The Gortons Fisherman
is coming for him. Did you see his pole?
HS: (Just looks at Frank momentarily) That would be too easy. Up next we have
Quade De Sade! A man that has been acting very strange as of late, facing the
newcomer Surge.
Quade De Sade -vs- Surge
Breathe In, Breathe Out by Ali plays and Surge makes his entrance
on the ramp. The fans give a negative reaction booing him. He crotch chops at
the audience and walks angrily to the ring. He slides in and climbs to the top
turnbuckle yelling at a fan in the first row. The fans boo louder.
Sadness by Enigma (Industrial remix) plays and the fans have a
mixed reaction to Quade De Sades music. Surge already in ring is stalking
the ropes. But the music keeps playing and the dissatisfaction of the fans finds
a voice as a tide of hissing, boos, and jeers at an absent Quade deSade. The
noise level grows and grows. Finally the music is halted and the official enters
the ring about to make a announcement, when a voice resounds from the video
wall.
Quade: Happy Pay Per View Surge!! I hope you have the character to receive
my gift graciously Surge.
Surge gestures angrily toward the screen.
No!? Well Surge, dear Surge think for a moment; how many times have I
proclaimed 'how generous I am.' Or 'I am a man of my own destiny' and decried
the influence of 'The AWA Elite!'
Quad lets the 'pause for effect' loosen upon the unsuspecting mob. And surprisingly
a few grouping of fans among the catcallers begin to cheer in support of Quade's
statement. Surges face is a mask of rage and confusion. His thoughts are
obvious 'What the hell is deSade up to and why are people agreeing with him?'
Quade: Oh dear Surge. You look so lost. But that is to be expected from
a man who was about to loose everything. You are a man who could not survive
the ebbs and tides of his own fortunes. A man whose abilities could not stand
against the relentless onslaught brought on by his own failings. In a nutshell
Surge, you couldn't take it. However, in this moment, this eleventh hour I have
pulled you from the fire and handed you the one thing that I have so much of
in this world. What is my gift, Surge? Well, here, why don't we find out Surge.
Quade reaches into the now infamous filthy long coat to produce the brilliantly
colored box. Quade gently lays it on a table and the camera closes in on his
finger manipulating the tiny bowed ribbon. Finally, the paper is pulled aside
with what seems to be infinite care and the flaps of the diminutive box are
pulled aside. The frame closes in as the tiny object is pulled free, and held
between Quade's thumb and forefinger is a small hourglass. The sand within is
black and running.
Quade; Time Surge. There is enough time for one last effort on your part.
One last chance and Quade deSade gave it to you Surge. Remember that, and remember
all the rewards, all the success and all those moments to come for you. Surge,
all because of me and because I did not get in that ring with you, and did not
end what may yet be 'The brilliant career of Surge.' You owe me now Surge! Am
I not a generous man!?
Whatever Surge's thoughts or feelings are on Quade deSade's actions he does
not linger to voice them. Even as he storms up the ramp, Surge is pronounced
the winner by default and his music hails his triumph.
FJ: What is going on with this crazy man? De Sade has finally lost the last
bit of sense he had left in his feeble mind.
HS: He may be crazy, but is he crazy like a fox?
Both men fall silent and think about what DeSade is doing one more time.
FJ: Well, he wasted a good spot on the PPV card. Lets move to what promises
to be a great test for the newly arrived 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted.
HS: I cant wait to see these guys. There was a lot of hubbub about their
signing and coming to the AWA. Now lets see if it was worth it.
#1 Contender Tag Title Match Mutiny -vs- 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted
Jet Black New Year by Thursday plays and the crowd cheers mostly
as Alex Daze and Sentinel, collectively Mutiny, walk down to the ring. Alex
looks a little more spastic than usual, jerking his head this way and that.
Sentinel just shakes his head at his partner as they enter the ring.
FJ: What the hell is that guy doing in the AWA? He should be in an asylum or
something like that. Maybe in the dumpster with his parents.
HS: Youre a stain.
FJ: What this guy is completely wacko. He could snap at any moment. He might
do something stupid and hurt great talent like C-Money and G-Sex.
HS: Riiiight. Great talent. Sure. Just a bunch of street thugs thinking theyre
better than everyone.
FJ: Well, they are.
2 Pacs Ambitionz Az A Rydah hits the air and C-Money and
G-Sex strut out to the beat of the music. The crowd boos them heavily but neither
man seems to notice or care. As they enter the ring and set up for the match,
C-Money points at Alex Daze, who is crouched in the corner, awaiting the bell.
C says something to G, who laughs, looking at Alex. Sentinel tries to say something
to his partner, but Alex is already charging C & G. Alex headbutts C, who
falls off the aprons, bounces off the ropes and clotheslines G.
FJ: See! I told you hed snap! Security! Security! Get him out of there.
As Frank Johnson calls for security, the bell has rung and Alex Daze has mounted
G-Sex and is raining rights and lefts down on him. Alex puts a chokehold on
G. The ref counts to four and Alex breaks off. Alex picks G up and hits a belly
to belly suplex. Alex with a short arm clothesline, taking G down again. Alex
tags in Sentinel. Sentinel picks G up for a reverse sidewalk slam and Alex grabs
Gs head with for a DDT and they both slam G to the ground.
HS: Mutiny has certainly been taking control of this match.
FJ: Those morons.
As G is getting up, Sentinel takes him down with a running dropkick to the
face. Sentinel picks G up and plants him with a DDT. He keeps the headlock on
and picks G up, planting him with a brainbuster! G is flat on his back, out
cold. Sentinel ascends to the top rope and taps his elbow. Sentinel takes to
the air! G rolls out of the way, just in time as Sentinel lands elbow first
into the mat!
FJ: You see! Sentinel was stupid enough to take to the air.
HS: Great ring presence by G-Sex.
G keeps rolling and tags in C-Money. Sentinel gets up slowly and is met with
a spinning heel kick. Sentinel gets up and takes a swing at C. C ducks and locks
his arms around Sentinel. German suplex! A second German suplex from C-Money!
C picks Sentinel up again with the rear waistlock and switches to a side Russian
legsweep. C grabs Sentinels legs and slingshots him into the Americas
Most Wanted corner, Sentinels head bouncing off the turnbuckle. C tags
in G. G goes to work on Sentinels back. G turns him around and puts Sentinel
on the top rope. Superplex by G-Sex! G rolls quickly into the pin. Alex Daze
breaks up the count with a kick to Gs head. G shakes off the hit and picks
Sentinel. Sentinel reverses the Irish whip, but telegraphs the back body drop,
getting a swinging neckbreaker for his troubles. G goes for the pin, but only
gets a two. G with shots to Sentinels head. G whips Sentinel towards the
corner. Sentinel springboards off the second turnbuckle and hits G with a flying
clothesline! He lands on G, but instead of going for the pin, softens him up
with hard shots to the head. Diving reverse DDT to G-Sex! Sentinel to the top
rope. The diving headbutt connects! Sentinel crawls into the pin. C-Money breaks
up the count at two. Alex Daze explodes out of the corner, hitting a running
flying headbutt to C-Money, sending both men through the ropes to the outside.
Both men in the ring are back up and trading punches. Sentinel ducks a punch
and takes G-Sex down with a rolling wheel kick. G-Sex is back up, but being
backed into the corner with punches from Sentinel. G-Sex reverses the Irish
whip with all his strength. Sentinel clutches his back as he staggers forward,
G talking trash, ready for the G-Spot. But G doesnt see Alex Daze slide
into the ring behind him. Alex Daze is shaking uncontrollably.
FJ: Look out behi-!
HS: Schizophrenia! Alex Daze hit G-Sex with Schizophrenia as Sentinel came
in with a clothesline! G-Sex got turned inside out!
Sentinel works his way over to Alex and tags him in. Alex bulldogs G-Sex as
hes getting up. G-Sex reverses the Irish whip, but Alex comes back with
a dropkick to the knee followed by a dropkick to the face! Alex Daze picks G-Sex
up in a rear waistlock, but G, blocks the German suplex. Elbow to Dazes
midsection. G with an impromptu Samoan drop. G-Sex rolls over to his corner
and tags in C-Money.
C-Money on the top rope. Alex Daze gets to his feet only to get speared from
the top rope by C! C picks Alex up and hits a perfect fisherman suplex.
1
2. Alex gets a shoulder up. C-Money argues with the ref. Alex Daze
from behind with the roll up!
1
2- C gets the shoulder up. Alex
Daze gets up but goes back down as C-Money clotheslines him with a vengeance.
C talks trash down at Alex Daze and laughs at him. Alex Daze with a legsweep!
He locks in a half boston crab! A look of pain takes over Cs face. The
referee asks him is he quits but C shakes him off. He struggling his way to
his corner. Hes almost there. C-Money makes the tag to G-Sex! G-Sex with
a clothesline to the back of Alexs head. G-Sex tosses Alex into the ropes
and catches him with a powerslam on the way back. Alexs head meets mat
after an inverted DDT by G-Sex. G-Sex goes for the pin.
1
2 Sentinel
breaks up the pin. The referee tells Sentinel to get out of the ring.
HS: Whats C-Money doing with that chair?
FJ: Hes on the top rope!
HS: OH MY GOD!!!! High Roller onto Alex Daze with the STEEL CHAIR!!!!! Alex
Daze must be broken in half.
FJ: That move must have taken out half of Alex Dazes personalities!
C-Money rolls out of the ring, clutching his chest and the chair. Sentinel
is in a rage. He pushes the referee away and climbs the top rope. G-Sex gets
up, but Sentinel comes off the top rope with a Nightkick! G-Sex is out cold!
Sentinel gets into his corner and starts calling for Alex. C-Money is in his
corner, calling for the tag. Alex Daze suddenly sits up, but he looks like he
doesnt know where he is. He gets to his feet and runs to the corner. The
wrong corner. Sentinel calls for him again. Alex runs to the opposite corner.
Also the wrong one. Sentinel smites his forehead and calls out to him one more
time. G-Sex gets the tag to C-Money. Alex Daze starts to make it to the right
corner. C comes from behind and chop blocks Alex from behind.
HS: I cant believe the beating Alex is taking.
C-Money tries to whip Alex Daze off the ropes, but Alex reverses it and hits
C on the way back with a spinning, jumping calf kick! Alex chokes C for a moment
and then starts gnawing on Cs ear! C screams with pain as he hammers Alexs
head, trying to get him to releases his grip. Alex finally does, standing up,
looking a little dazed from the shots to the head. Alex falls, hitting C with
an impromptu headbutt to the groin. Cs in a world of pain! Sentinel is
on the top tope! He moonsaults off, hitting C with an elbow to the neck! The
Shapeshifter! C stops moving and is out! The ref tells Sentinel to get out of
the ring. G-Sex takes the opportunity to PLANT Alex with the Sex Drive behind
the refs back! G pulls C on top of Alex and clotheslines Sentinel to the
outside. The ref sees the pin and makes the count
1
2
3!
HS: 2 of Americas Most Wanted steal one from Mutiny!
FJ: Oh, thats cute, Herb. Real cute.
The scene opens up to show a masked wrestler walking the corridors of the venues
backstage area. He is in street clothes; jeans and sweatshirt, which is covered
by a tabbard style poncho. The poncho is pure white with a bold scarlet capital
'T' like some Knights of old. The mask is itself a styled like a knights helmet
and over his shoulder is slung a half full military surplus kit bag. Beside
him is a man in an expensive suit and a fifty-dollar haircut. He is talking
with the masked man as they walk.
Just as they turn a corner, Surge balls right through the pair shoving the
masked man and his companion into the walls. It is obvious that Surge is still
upset about what happened earlier in the show. By instinct, the man with the
red T on his shirt grabs hold of Surge's arm stopping him dead in his tracks.
The suited man speaks while brushing himself down. "I think my friend
here is trying to let you now that a simple 'excuse me' would have been enough.
But perhaps an apology would be better?'
Surge doesn't look like he is interested in apologizing and in an instant the
masked rams him into the wall. He presses him against the corridor wall hard
enough to press the point. The suit sighs, Surge pushes back and both men topple
over a table set up to hold drinks for those backstage. Rising to his feet,
Surge lays in an angry set of forearm smashes on the stranger. Then Surge finds
himself being lifted and carried backwards by a Spear. It drives him into a
set of stacked pallets. The impact knocks them over. Surge and the Masked Man
again find themselves sprawled over the backstage floor.
As Surge gains his footing, the masked man takes them away again with a Leg
Sweep. The stranger sees an opportunity add moves by quickly locking Surge into
a Scissor-Sleeper Hold. Surge rages against the hold but it only tires him out
as his assailant continuously tightens the hold until Surge is no longer moving.
The camera pulls back as the masked man gets up. Into the picture comes Whisper,
who looks on with a sense of being entertained. The masked man sees this and
steps into Whispers face.
"I know you....... Whisper? You think this was fun, eh?"
The mask leans down and pulls the unconscious Surge up by his hair before letting
it drop.
"It wasn't fun, it was necessary. Surge is a waste and so are you! I don't
like you. Whisper? It's a cowards name! He is a whispered word that is
like a skulking coward. A whisper is tool of lies, secrets and deceit; all of
these are you Whisper. You are a lie, a secret, and deceitful and I don't like
either. You think Surge was a spur of the moment thing?" The mask leans
further into Whispers face and the camera closes in.
"You are wrong Whisper. I knew you'd be here and Surge provided me with
an opportunity to introduce myself; Christopher Temple, and Whisper we will
meet again ..... coward."
Whisper uncorks a right hand on Christopher. Christopher takes the blow and
steps back smiling as he walks away to catch up with his friend. He leaves Whisper
to consider the encounter. And the camera focuses on the fallen Surge lying
amongst the debris. Whisper shakes off the encounter and continues his search
for DeSade.
FJ: Who is this Christopher? First we have some big guy out in the audience
and now this Christopher in back attacking AWA talent.
HS: That is exactly why I am here, Frank. I am the man in the know. You just
saw a man that was signed just yesterday to the AWA.
FJ: So, in one day, this guy has made two enemies?
HS: You got that right? Whisper is surely in the back trying to find DeSade,
since he couldnt find him the last show. I wouldnt want to be in
DeSades shoes when Whisper does find him.
FJ: Well, I dont care about DeSade. It is obvious he is a waste of time.
I want to see Whisper knock that Christopher down a peg or two. Who does this
guy think he is?
HS: Lets go to the ring as we have Adam Bawm, one third of the Enforcers,
participating in what boils down to a handicap match against Doc Ozz and Phoenix.
FJ: Adam Bawm is a breed above the rest and is a smart man. He has quickly
aligned himself with the President of the company.
HS: He is an overconfident Jackass! Just like the ..
FJ: Dont say it! You will be standing in line at the soup kitchen.
HS: Lets get to the match. Phoenix has been plagued by the dirty play
of others. He should be competing in the Hardcore Championship match tonight.
But Santini insured that it wouldnt happen.
(A replay of Santini spraying mace in the eyes of Phoenix)
HS: Pure cowardice from the Vacamas camp.
FJ: Whatever! Vacamas is in the match.
(Time Bomb by Godsmack hits the PA system as Adam Bawm walks down
to the ring. The fans boo, and he doesnt care, walking around the ring
not caring)
HS: Howdy, folks, this is our #1 contender match for the Television title!
(Long way down by The Goo Goo Dolls hits and the fans start cheering,
as they see phoenix run down to the ring. Phoenix just stares down Adam, then
Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne hits)
FJ: Here he comes!
(Doc Ozz runs down to the ring and him and Phoenix come together. Phoenix looks
at Adam Bawm and smiles, then looks at Doc Ozz. Doc Ozz smiles also, and Adam
prepares for a double team assault. Instead, Phoenix and Doc Ozz raise their
fists to each other and play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Doc throws Rock; Phoenix
throws Paper. Doc shakes his head and gestures for Phoenix to go ahead as he
exits the ring. The bell rings and the match starts. Phoenix starts quickly
with a series of right hands before catching a reeling Adam with a sidekick.)
FJ: I cant believe those two sad sacks! They had a handicap match and
let it go. I cant stand do gooders!
Phoenix with an Irish whip to the ropes, then phoenix catches him with a huge
clothesline. As soon as Adam gets up, Phoenix grabs him Irish whipping him into
the ropes and connects again with a huge clothesline)
FJ: Oh man, what a move! Get up Adam!
(Adam gets up, but Phoenix just keep on pounding on him. He pulls him up and
throws him into the corner of the ring. He steps back and starts running toward
him. Phoenix goes airborne with a corner splash, as the fans react with the
impact. The fans go nuts!)
HS: Oh man, this guys are making the fans go crazy! Phoenix is giving Bawm
what he deserves!
(Phoenix picks up Adam and tucks him under his legs, and delivers a piledriver.
Phoenix goes up to the top rope for a leg drop!)
HS: Oh man, what a beautiful piece ring work!
FJ: Shut up
(Bawm manages to roll out of the way and Phoenix lands hard on his bottom.)
FJ: Ha! So much for the ring work!
(Adam rolls out of the ring while Phoenix rubs his tailbone trying to recover.
The fans point up to the sky and are trying to tell Phoenix something. But when
Phoenix climbs to his feet to look, he gets nothing but a missile dropkick off
of the top rope!)
FJ: Missile dropkick! Nice move! Pin him!
(Adam rolls on top of Phoenix for the pin. 1....2... Phoenix kicks out!)
HS: Oh man, that was close!
(Phoenix climbs to his feet and is caught by a clothesline from hell. Adam
taunts the crowd)
HS: Oh man listen to those fans go nuts! They hate this guy!
(Bawm taunting the fans as Phoenix hops up, and superkicks the back of Bawms
head! Phoenix delivers the crushing blow, and goes for the pin. 1..2 kickout!)
FJ: What a shot!
(The 2 lock up and Adam gets phoenix in a wristlock, then takes his leg down,
holding him in a half Boston crab!)
FJ: Look at that hold! Will he tap? Oh man! Look at his face a mask of agonizing
pain!
(After Adam has the hold in for about 25 seconds, he looks to his left and
right to see if Ozz is anywhere. The cameras in back show Ozz being detained
by KO Kid and his small hand picked members of AWA Security. Failing to see
Ozz, Adam doubles the pressure. When the referee checks Phoenix, Adam grabs
the ropes to add leverage. The fans boo loudly and soon the referee catches
on to what is going on. He forces the break as Phoenix has suffered more damage
to his lower back since the botched leg drop. Adam goes for the cover.. 1.....2...
kick out!)
HS: Adam nearly had him after his use of the ropes!
Adam climbs to his feet and fusses with the referee about what he thought was
a slow count. Phoenix finds a burst of energy and springs to his feet. Adam
wheels a little late and is caught by a turnaround superkick. Adam crashes hard
to the mat near the ropes.
HS: Oh, is this Phoenix signaling for the Immolator? It is!
(Phoenix gets Adam up on his shoulders, but he is still weaken because of the
half boston crab, and he falls down under the pressure. Adam gets up and tries
to take advantage of the situation. He pulls Phoenix up and whips him to the
ropes. He connects with a running inverted atomic drop. Phoenix springs up falling
to the mat. Adam applies the half boston crab again.)
HS: Will he tap???
FJ: I hope so.
(Adam once again uses the ropes. Phoenix tries to get free from the hold. Adam
is releases the hold. Phoenix is pulled up and a meltdown by Adam! He drapes
his legs over the second rope to add weight. He holds his tights AND with both
of his feet on the second rope! 1.....2.....3!!)
FJ: We have ourselves a winner!
(Ozz is finally released from the rule of the KO Kid and his security team.
He storms to the ring checking on Phoenix as he clutches his back in the ring.
Ozz angrily points at Adam Bawm who has slid out of the ring and is back peddling
up the aisle taunting Phoenix.)
HS: What an ending! Phoenix is cheated out of another one!
FJ: I knew hed win.
HS: You and him are despicable!
Javex vs Mr. Dynasty vs Trent Oratoni
FJ: And now its time for the number one contenders match for the
Cruiserweight title.
HS: I cant wait for this one. We have three great competitors ready to
get in on for a shot at Mickey Showerys pride and joy.
FJ: His derby? I think Misery has first dibs on that.
HS: No, the Cruiserweight Title.
Stone of Sorrow by Nile plays as Trent Oratoni accompanied by his
manager and tag team partner Kohei Takaiwa. The crowd boos as the two make their
way to the ring.
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence hits the air and Mr. Dynasty Dave
Johns walks onto the entrance ramp to a loud round of boos.
HS: What a strange, strange man.
FJ: What do you mean? Hes a legend. Hes a dynasty. Hes-
HS: Stuck up and obnoxious.
FJ: No, hes just surrounded by rude and stupid people like you. He also
has the advantage of being the largest of the competitors in this match.
HS: I cant argue with that. But both Javex and Trent have more experience
in the ring.
B.O.B. by Outkast kicks up as the crowd erupts into a split of
cheers and boos.
FJ: Lets give it up for Javex Valerius, newest member of President Grays
Enforcers.
HS: I dont know why Javex would turn on the fans like that, but I have
to admit, hes be traveling a bumpy trail, with all his appearances. I
must admit, though, he looks a lot more focused than he has before.
FJ: Thats because hes not listening to these stupid fans anymore.
Johns, Javex, and Trent are all in the ring as the bell sounds. They look from
one to another, waiting for someone to make the first move. Trent and Johns
nod at each other and suddenly charge Javex. But Javex was ready for them, with
a double dropkick to both mens heads. Johns gets up and is met with a
running headscissors by Javex. Javex gives Trent one too. Flying reverse elbow
to Johns. Springboard clothesline to Trent.
HS: Javex is on fire!
FJ: Well, he is the Deity of the Dragons.
Javex goes for a running clothesline on Johns, but Johns sidesteps him and
locks in a sleeper. Trent gets up and rains blows onto Javexs midsection.
Trent steps back and drills forward for a yakuza kick on Javex. Javex breaks
the hold and ducks. Trents yakuza kick connects to Mr. Dynastys
jaw, sending Johns through the middle ropes. Javex runs in but Trent connects
with a kick to the gut and a beautiful Chimeraplex. As Javex is getting up,
Trent comes in with a beautiful shining wizard kick to the back of the head.
Trent hits a Russian legsweep on Javex and locks in an armbar. Javex grits his
teeth in pain. Mr. Dynasty is on the top rope! Frog Splash onto both men in
the ring! The ref makes a count as Johns in on both men.
1
2 Trent
and Javex simultaneously toss Dave Johns off them. The Dynasty gets back to
his feet and hits both men with a double clothesline. He picks Javex up by the
hair and tosses him out of the ring onto Kohei Takaiwa on the outside. Trent
hits a dropkick to the back of Johns head, sending him over the ropes
onto Javex and Kohei. Trent bounces off the opposite ropes and hits a suicide
plancha onto the pile of human wreckage. Trent reaches down and throws Johns
into the ring.
HS: This match is already taking its toll on the participants.
FJ: If only they didnt do such crazy stuff. Its their own fault.
HS: Its part of the tradition that these cruiserweights cling to. Its
the big moves that finish the matches with style.
FJ: Or turn them into a greasy stain on the mat.
HS: Youre so negative.
Trent and Johns trade punches in the ring. Johns kicks Trent in the gut and
delivers a beautiful DDT. Johns locks in a camel clutch, wrenching back on Trent.
The referee is asking if Trent taps. Trent screams but says no. Mr. Dynasty
pulls back even more, making Trent scream harder, but he refuses to give up.
Javex is back in the ring. He bounces off the ropes and hits Trent with a dropkick
straight to the face. He tries to run in on Mr. Dynasty, but Johns is ready
for him and hits a powerslam. He hooks the leg but only gets a two count. Johns
piledrives Javex and throws him out of the ring. He walks over to Trent, but
Trent catches him with a drop toe hold and latches on with a leg grapevine.
Johns is in a lot of pain. Mr. Dynasty is crawling for the ropes. Hes
almost there. Johns has the ropes. Trent breaks the hold and begins to stomp
at his injured right leg. Trent picks him up and delivers a knee breaker followed
by a dragon screw and rolls him into a half crab.
HS: Trent Oratoni is working over Dave Johns right leg.
FJ: I dont know how smart of a move that is.
HS: What do you mean?
FJ: Well, if he takes out his leg, how can he kill himself with another suicidal
move?
Johns cant seem to get past the pain in his leg to get to the ropes.
He looks like hes going to tap. Javex is suddenly on the top rope and
nearly decapitates Oratoni with a flying guillotine kick! Javex goes for the
pin on the still down Johns.
1
2
kick out by Johns! Trent
is back up, but Javex dropkicks him into the ropes and kips back up, nailing
Trent with a clothesline on his way back. Trent gets to one knee, but Javex
bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running neckbreaker, taking him
back down. Javex hits the recovering Dynasty with a snap suplex onto Trent and
gets to the top rope. Senton bomb onto both of his opponents! Javex covers Trent.
1
2
Kohei pulls Javex off of Trent! The referee sees Kohei
and tells him to leave ringside. Javex leapfrogs over the referee, bouncing
off the top rope, and obliterates Kohei with the Heart of the Dragon!
HS: Good lord! What a move Javex just pulled off on Kohei.
FJ: Yeah, nice going dummy. He hurt himself with that crazy stunt.
Mr. Dynasty and Trent both slowly get to their feet. Trent tries for a kick,
but Johns catches his leg and shakes his finger at him with a smile on his face.
Trent wipes that smile off his face with an enziguri. Trent locks in a reverse
dragon clutch, cutting off Johns oxygen. Trent forces him to the mat until
Johns looks to be out cold. The referee raises his arm once and it falls limply
to the mat. A second time with the same result. On the third time, Johns
arm shoots up. He begins to battle upward, using his size to his advantage.
Trent sees hes losing the battle and shifts his grip on Mr. Dynasty, driving
his head into the mat with a double arm DDT. Trent goes for the pin, but only
nets a two. Trent shakes his head and picks Johns up. Johns with a rake of the
eye and a neckbreaker. He raises his hands triumphantly only to receive a missle
dropkick from the recovered Javex.
HS: Javex is not giving up in this match, folks.
FJ: Herb, none of these men are giving up. With the prize in sight, theyre
going to sacrifice everything to get a shot at the belt. Morons.
Mr. Dynasty gets to his feet as Javex rains blows down on him. Javex hits an
overhead neckbreaker on Johns. He waits on the top rope for the Dynasty to get
back up and hits him with a tornado DDT. Trent is back up. He goes for a kick,
but Javex blocks it and throws him with a capture suplex. Javex covers Trent
but only gets a two count. Javex picks Trent up and goes to punch him, but Trent
ducks the punch and hits him with the Chaos Theory! Trent is slow to get to
the pin.
1
2
Johns breaks up the count with a double ax
handle.
FJ: Trent Oratoni almost had it!
Trent gets to his feet slowly, but is met with a running forearm. He gets back
up. A second forearm. Trent runs at Johns, but Mr. Dynasty dodges and hits a
reverse DDT. He goes for the pin.
1
2 Trent kicks out! Johns cant
believe it. He tosses Trent into the corner and sets him up for a superplex.
Both men are on the top rope. Trent fights back with several blows to the ribs.
He hooks Johns arms behind his back. Tiger Driver from the top rope! Trent
sinks to the ground. All three men are down. The referee starts to use the ten
count.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
Javex kippups! Trent is on his feet. The two trade punches. Javex starts to
get the better of Trent. He tries to whip him into the corner, but Trent reverses
the whip. Javex runs up the turnbuckle and hits a no look moonsault body block
onto Trent. Cover!
1
2 Trent just gets a shoulder up!
Javex goes to pick Trent up, but Trent counters with blows to the midsection.
Trent starts softening him up with a series of kicks. German suplex on Javex.
A second German! Trent shifts his grip and hits a dragon suplex, bridging it
for the pin.
1
2
Javex somehow gets a shoulder up! Trent
cant believe it. He mounts Javex and hammers him with blow after blow
to the skull. Suddenly, Javex spits poison mist into Trents eyes! Trent
backs up, his face green with the mist, and claws at his eyes. Dave Johns hits
the Dynasty on Trent! Javex is still on dream street. Mr. Dynasty climbs to
the top rope.
HS: Mr. Dynasty wants to end this one with the Reign of Destruction!
But in a flash, Javex is on his feet and connects with a Gloria Por Dolor on
Johns as hes flying through the air!
HS: What a move by Javex Valerius! He nearly took Dave Johns head off
with that move!
FJ: You see what I mean! Those stupid suicidal moves do you in everytime!
HS: Shut up. Javex has fallen into the cover. One
two
THREE!
Javex wins it! What a hard fought match on all three competitors part.
FJ: Javex certainly proved that he was the smartest out of the entire bunch.
Why else would President Gray have picked him to be his Enforcer?
HS: I dont agree with Javexs recent turn, but one thing is for
sure. He will get what he wants and thats a one on one match with the
Cruiserweight champion, Mickey Showery.
FJ: Its about time the Enforcers struck gold.
HS: They might strike it early as KO Kid fights The Real Thing
LJ Vacamas and the Hardcore champion Nightmist in a boiler room brawl later
on tonight. Thats sure to be a vicious match.
Dave 'The Rave' Santini and 'The Real Thing' LJ Vacamas are walking towards
the boiler room, the large form of Doc Ozz steps in front of them. He holds
up his hands in a placating manner.
"Hold on, guys. I'm here to congratulate the both of you and wish LJ luck
in his match for the Hardcore title."
Doc doffs his hat and grabs the glass that's balance up there and pulls a bottle
of sherry from his trenchcoat. He pours sherry into the glass and replaces the
bottle in his trenchcoat.
"A toast. To a cure for us Real Thing Wannabes and to the greatest Hardcore
champion there is out there."
Doc raises his glass in a toast and promptly tosses it in Santini's face, blinding
him for a moment. Vacamas goes to stop him when Phoenix comes from behind him
and cracks his ironwood cane over Vacamas's head. Doc administers beautiful
haymaker to Santini's jaw, knocking him to the ground, where Doc promptly begins
to put the boots to him. Phoenix smashes Vacamas's head into the wall and executes
the Immolator onto the ground. Then he picks him up again and hits a double-arm
sit-out piledriver. Doc crouches over the dazed Santini and smiles at him.
"Now say 'Ahhhhhh.'"
Doc Ozz In-Doc-Trinates Santini and lifts him up into the air, Heavily Medicating
him. Santini screams in pain as his jaw holds almost all his weight. Doc holds
him in the air for a moment before letting him fall to the floor in a heap.
Phoenix looks at Doc.
"Hey Doc. You feel like a Real Thing Wannabe now?"
"Nope. You?"
"Nope. Guess were cured."
"Told ya. I doubt we ever had it. Let's get going."
AWA security are charging down the hall toward the scene and Phoenix and Doc
Ozz run off.
Herb-Are you ready for this Frank?
Frank-Not really.
Herb-Oh shut up.
Frank-Fine. Up next NPD will square off against Notorious for the tag team
championship.
Herb-Now lets cut Frank off and get started.
We Ready By Archie plays and the NPD comes down the ramp. The fans
give them a huge booing reaction from there latest trash talking. NPD slide
into the ring and Tim stands in the middle of the ring as Rawstarr stays on
the outside.
Dro In Tha Wind By Trick Daddy plays over the P.A system and Notorious
both emerge out of the curtain. Both men are proudly showcasing there titles
around there waists. Poppa waits outside of the ring as F-bomb is talking to
Tiffany. F-bomb kisses her as she waits on the outside of the ring. Poppa and
F-bomb both slide in the ring, titles still on. F-bomb and Poppa both rush Tim
with haymakers that send him over the top rope. Rawstarr jumps in and catches
F-bomb with a spear and knocks him through the middle rope as the bell sounds.
Herb-Ahh the cheating fills the air.
Frank-Yeah did you fart?
Poppa ambushes Rawstarr from behind with forearms and kicks. Rawstarr is powered
down into the turnbuckle but Poppa continues the assault with hard stomps to
the back. Rawstarr is down on his knees and Poppa drops an elbow across the
back of his neck. Poppa picks up Rawstarr by the hair. Poppa jerks up and Rawstarr
screams in pain. Poppa takes Rawstarr by the hair and hurls him across the ring
and into the opposite turnbuckle. F-bomb is in that corner. Poppa stomps his
foot on the ground and then charges forward flying through the air with a huge
splash into Rawstarr. Rawstarr gets squished against the turnbuckle and he lifelessly
lies there. F-bomb kicks Rawstarr from behind in the knee. Rawstarr goes to
kneeling on one knee. F-bomb jumps down to the apron floor and he grabs Rawstarrs
ankle so he trips and falls to the mat. F-bomb grabs him by the foot and drives
his knee against the steel post! Rawstarr holds his knee as Poppa kicks him
in the back of the head. Poppa tags in F-bomb and exits the ring through the
middle rope. F-bomb picks up Rawstarr but is caught with an elbow to the ribs.
Rawstarr hits another one and F-bomb throws a wild clothesline. Rawstarr ducks
and hits a neckbreaker on him. F-bomb jumps up only to be caught by a dropkick
to the sternum that throws F-bomb to the ground. Rawstarr collapses on the ground
with a lifeless look in his eyes. Rawstarr crawls and manages to tag in Tim
The Giant.
FJ: Rawstarr just made it out of there in time!
Tim runs in and drags F-bomb to the feet by his ears! Tim disrespectable slaps
F-bomb in the face and then hits a suplex. F-bomb bounces on the mat and Tim
sits right up with a satisfied look in his eyes. F-bomb climbs to his feet and
attempts to hit Tim but misses by far. Tim hits a wild right hand to the face
that sends F-bomb recoiling back. F-bomb comes back to be caught by a huge overhead
belly to belly suplex that sends him flying into the ropes. F-bomb has his legs
caught between the middle and top rope. Tim hits F-bomb in the throat with several
stomps. Poppa jumps down from the apron and grabs a hold of F-bombs ankles
and saves him by pulling him out. Tim looks very angry as he kicks the mat in
frustration. Poppa slaps F-bombs hand and then slides in the ring. Poppa
stops in front of Tim and the two giants are chest to chest. Tim pushes Poppa
back but he returns it! Tim quickly knees Poppa in the gut and starts
to take control of the match. Poppa doubles over in pain and Tim has him by
the back of the head. Tim charges into the turnbuckle and beats Poppa head first
into it. Poppa lays over the top turnbuckle with his back facing Tim. Tim rakes
him down the back and Poppa drops to his knees still facing away from
Tim. Tim goes to pick him up but is hit with a low blow! Tims size hides
the cheating maneuver and Poppa gets to his feet. Poppa lifts Tims head
up and starts to deliver blow...after blow. Poppa lets go of Tims
head and picks him up by the arm. Tim comes up easily and Poppa switches him
into a full nelson lock.
Herb-Poppa is really wearing down Tim with these submissions.
Frank-Oh now, I can assure you that Notorious are keeping their bling-bling.
Herb- Please stop sounding like an ass! You are about as hip as Elevator Music!
Poppa goes to one knee and pushes down with all his might. Poppa goes back
to a standing position with Tim still in that same lock. Poppa capitalizes with
a full nelson slam! Poppa throws Tim against the ropes and Tim blind tags Rawstarr.
Poppa closelines Tim down to the mat and he grins. Rawstarr climbs to the top
rope and waits up there ready to strike. Poppa turns around and is hit in the
chest with a missile dropkick! Poppa lays flat on his back as Rawstarr climbs
to his feet. Rawstarr runs against the ropes and comes back with a senton splash!
Rawstarr drags Poppa towards the middle of the ring and lets him lie limply.
Rawstarr climbs up onto Poppa and stands on him like he is a surfboard! Rawstarr
jumps up and then comes down crushing the ribs of Poppa and knocking all the
wind out of him. Rawstarr jumps up again and again comes crashing down on his
feet. Rawstarr jumps on his chest once more and then gets off.
Frank-Illegal! He could have broken Poppas ribs!
Herb-So Notorious can cheat and NPD cant?
Frank-Right.
Rawstarr tauntingly gets ready to pin him but is cut short as Tiffany grabs
the ref and kicks him in the gut and brings him down with a sloppy DDT. Tiffany
sneaks to the outside of the ring and she grabs a chair. She gives the chair
to F-bomb as he gets in the ring. F-bomb clobbers Rawstarr over the head with
the chair and the runs to Tim taking him out with a wild chair shot. F-bomb
puts the chair on top of Rawstarrs chest and then raises his arms in the
air. F-bomb climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flies off with a soaring eagle!!!
F-bomb collapses on top of the chair as Tiffany grabs the chair throws it out
of the ring and puts Poppa on top of Rawstarr. The referee wakes up. 1...2...3!
Notorious retain the titles! Poppa and F-bomb grab thier titles as F-bomb kisses
Tiffany and they proceed up the ramp. Tiffany waves and tosses something toward
the ring.
Frank-Yes! Notorious retain the titles!
Herb- What did she just toss toward the ring?
The angry members of the NPD are inside the ring. Tim is helping Rawstarr to
his feet. They exit the ring and stop to pick up the item.
Herb- Its a purse?
Rawstarr rages and starts to run after Notorious but Tim restrains it.
Frank- Dont you see it, Herb. It must be Mrs. Rawness purse! Tiffany
was the one who laid her out on the last show!! (Laughs)
Herb- Notorious are just low.
Frank- No just damn good!
AWA Television Title Mickey Showery -vs- Misery (C) Derby v Title
Herb: "What a night it has been so far!"
Frank: "Yes, Herb, so far we've seen a title match and many, many more
matches."
Herb: "I especially enjoyed the Hardcore Title match."
Frank: "Well, to continue our night of titles, up next Misery puts his
AWA Television Title on the line against the capable star, Mickey Showery."
Herb: "Both competitors are very talented and make use of their skills."
Frank: "That Misery, I don't like him."
Herb: "Why not?"
Frank: "I don't like anyone who wears a mask. It reminds me of that movie,
Friday the 13th. Really freaks me out."
Herb: "You know, Misery claims he was born on a Friday the 13th. Perhaps
that explains his dark persona."
*"Tall Cans In The Air" by Transplants roars through The Palace and
out comes "Filthy" Mickey Showery, limping.*
Herb: "What is wrong with Showery?"
Frank: "I heard he hurt himself in his last match with Javex, but I thought
it was just a rumor."
Herb: "Well he did miss pre-match warmups."
*Showery, his nose slightly red, limps down the entrance ramp and climbs into
the ring. He motions for a microphone and, once receiving one, speaks to the
crowd in his strong Boston Irish accent.*
Showey: "Ladies and Gents. As most of you may know, "Filthy"
Mickey Show'ry 'as bin hurt 'eer on mah knee. Now, mah trainer tried ta convice
me ta forfeit th' match, but ya all kno' I'ma fighter! An' there's not a dahm
thing that's gonna stop me from gettan that belt!"
*Showery pauses as the crowd cheers and then goes over to a ring aide and asks
for something. The ring aide hands Mickey Showery a 32 ounce Budweiser. Showery
holds the beer up to the crowd as to say "Cheers" and chugs it down.*
Frank: "I guess Showery needs a little pain medicine!"
Herb: "I don't know if inebriating himself is going to help him focus
on Misery, but the crowd seems to think it will."
*Showery tosses the near empty can into the crowd, spraying the remaining beer
all over cheering fans. He stretches against the ropes and waits for his opponent.
Creed's, "What's This Life For?" booms over the loud speakers, but
Misery doesn't come down the ramp. The music starts again, but still no Misery.*
Herb: "What is going on here?"
Frank: "Misery must be scared! I wouldn't want to face a drunk Showery
either!"
*Suddenly, the lights go out to the shock of the fans.*
Herb: "What the Hell!?"
Frank: "Hold me Herb."
*After a few moments the lights come on.*
Frank: "It was a trap! Look!"
Herb: "That damn Misery!"
*What Herb and Frank are referring to is Showery in the ring screaming in pain
from the applied half crab and dragon sleeper combination from Misery.*
Herb: "That's the Pointless Struggle!"
Frank: "This is a low move, even for Misery."
Herb: "I don't know how much of that Showey can take, with his injury."
*The referee calls for the bell to open the match, but quickly calls for it
to close as Showery, in immense pain, taps out."
Frank: "Damn that Misery!"
Herb: "It was over as soon as it started. I'm not sure whether to call
Misery a coward or a genious."
Frank: "I think I know what Showery thinks of him. As well as these fans!"
*Misery releases the hold after a few more moans from Showery. The EMT's rush
to Showery's aide as Misery grips his title to his chest. He is handed the derby
and he places it on his head slightly cocked to the side. He jests at the crowd
and raises his title. However, as he climbs off the ropes and turns around,
he meets Adam Bawm. Adam knocks the derby off of his head, before dropping to
the mat and rolling out of the ring.
HS: Oh this one is going to happen soon! Bawm sending a message to Misery before
he could even leave the ring.!
FJ: I dont know who to root for when this one is booked.
AWA Hardcore Title KO Kid -vs- "The Real Thing" L. J. Vacamas -vs-
Nightmist (C)
Herb: "What an eventful night, folks. This is quickly becoming the greates
PPV the AWA has ever seen."
Frank: "Well, it's certainly the best I've commentated on. Finally we
can agree on something."
Herb: "I'm sure we can both agree that our next match is going to go down
in the AWA history books."
Frank: "Two times in one night, we're on record pace Herb."
*The camera pans back to the Boiler Room where a ref is waiting in the room.
Several members of K.O.S. and P.A.H. security are standing at the door. A ring
attendent pushes in a laundry cart filled with many weapons of destruction,
varying from cookie sheets to a barbed wire bat.
HS - Look at all the AWA Security Team, Frank...They're everywhere.
(Suddenly the AWA-tron flickers and we see a smartly-dressed AWA Commissioner,
Dave "The Rave" Santini walking down a corridor backstage with his
student, LJ Vacamas. Santini can be seen patting Vacamas on the back, before
walking off. However the camera follows him and Santini can be seen pulling
a cellphone from his suit jacket pocket)
SANTINI - Is it organized ? I WANT IT DONE NOW !! I WANT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER
OF AWA SECURITY IN MY OFFICE...RIGHT NOW !!
(There is a brief pause)
SANTINI - NO HE DOESN'T KNOW...I AM THE COMMISSIONER...SO GET IT DONE NOW.
THERE'S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY IF I FIND IT HASN'T BEEN DONE !!
(The AWA-tron flickers and the shot cuts back to the entrance to the Boiler
Room, as we see the members of the AWA Security Team look at each other with
a confused expression and after shrugging their shoulders, they begrudgingly
make their way backstage)
(The shot cuts to the rampway where we now see the Commissioner, Dave Santini
appear and following a sly grin at his actions, he glances towards the camera...)
SANTINI - KO Kid and Adam Bawm, you will soon discover who pulls the strings
in the AWA...AND YOU WILL ALSO LEARN WHAT IS MEANT BY RESPECT...IN FACT, SOONER
THAN YOU THINK !!
HS - Where's he going, Frank
FJ - I think he's making his way towards the Boiler Room, Herb. He's the Commissioner...He
can go where he damn well wants
HS - You heard what Gray said on X-Plosion. He's going to throw a fit
The crowd boos loudly as Santini disappears into the boiler room. "Who
We Be" by DMX rumbles through the arena. The lights suddenly go out and
after about five seconds flicker on, revealing that Nightmist is in the boiler
room. The fans scream loudly.*
Frank: "Listen to them Herb. They love this guy. They cheer someone as
sorry as Nightmist when they should be cheering someone like K.O. Kid."
Herb: "Did you ever read the part in our contract against observer biased?"
Frank: "We had contracts?"
Herb: Santini is in the boiler room with Nightmist!
*"Real Thing" hits the loud speakers and in walks the "Real
Thing" L.J. Vacamas to a substantial pop.
Herb: "I'm just getting this update folks. Apparently, President Gray
has ordered that anyone who interferes in this boiler room brawl will be immediately
fired!"
Frank: But Santini is already in the boiler room!
Frank: "I bet K.O. Kid had something to do with this. Great strategy by
the True Superstar and our wonderful President."
Herb: "Frank, you have something on your face."
Frank: "Huh? What is it?"
Herb: "Mr. Gray's ass."
Frank: "That's PRESIDENT Gray to you Bucko."
*After the security returns to the outside of the Boiler Room, Voodoo by Godsmack
booms through the Palace. The arena is showered with conflicting boos and cheers.*
Frank: "Aww, what are you people booing. K.O. Kid is one of the greatest
wrestlers to ever grace this company."
Herb: "I'll tell you why they're booing. Because K.O. Kid is a coward
and a traitor."
Frank: "How can you say that? He's an opportunist Herb."
*K.O. Kid enters the boiler room, followed by G-8 wearing a hooded cloak.*
Herb: "Is it just me or does G-8 look a bit taller?"
Frank: "It's just you."
Herb: "Something doesn't sit well Frank."
*Suddenly President Gray's image fills the screen to a booing crowd. Standing
next to Gray is Javex Valerius and... G-8?*
President Gray: "As President of this company, I hereby decree that the
writ of the boiler room ban has been officially lifted." *
*President Gray and the other two laugh maniacally as the scene cuts back over
to the boiler room. The phony G-8 lifts his hood revealing the Nuclear Nautilus,
Adam Bawm. A member of K.O.S. security decks the referee from behind and they
all rush out of the door, except for Adam Bawm.*
Herb: "I knew I smelled a rat! This was just one big set up!"
Frank: "Well, President Gray said he would take out EE one-by-one if he
had to. He's such a genius."
*Bawm and Vacamas stare each other down, toe to toe, but do not fight. K.O.
Kid and Nightmist have already begun trading punches, with the more experienced
Nightmist gaining the upper-hand.*
Frank: "I don't like this Nightmist. He can't make up his mind about anything.
Why, just last week he was an injured Bull Majors. Reminds me of my girlfriend."
Herb: "I seriously doubt you have a girlfriend Frank."
Frank: "Sure I do. Her name is... Rosy. Rosy Palms."
Herb: "Figures."
Frank: "Oh, look at Kid battle it out with Nightmist. Get him Kid. Get
him!"
*K.O. Kid and Nightmist continue to trade huge licks. Finally, Nightmist clotheslines
Kid to the ground and goes for the laundry cart. Bawm and Vacamas are still
sizing each other up, never trading more than a few blows. Nightmist grabs a
broom stick from the cart and nails a down Kid in the head. He goes for the
quick pin, but Bawm and Vacamas both notice and kick him in the head. Vacamas
kicks a down Nightmist with a few more boots as K.O. Kid gets up. Vacamas is
now standing in front of both Bawm and Kid.*
Frank: "Looks like trouble for Vacamas! Get him Kid!"
Herb: "Well, Vacamas isn't backing down one bit is he?"
*The three size each other up some more as Nightmist stumbles to his feet.
Suddenly, all three turn towards Nightmist and charge him. Nightmist manages
to knock Bawm to the ground with the broken broom handle, but the odds are against
him and Vacamas and K.O. Kid proceed to walk him dry.*
Herb: "Oh, no, not the Real Deal too! Gray's influential web has increased
too far!"
Frank: "I suggest you go along with the flow too, if you know what's good
for you of course."
*Bawm gets to his feet and pushes back K.O. Kid. He picks up the broomstick
and nails it fiercely over Nightmist's head, shattering it into pieces. K.O.
Kid then pulls off Bawm and directs Bawm and Vacamas to hold Nightmist. Each
one grabs one arm and K.O. Kid heads towards the cart. He pulls out a lead pipe
and smiles to himself. K.O. Kid pulls back the lead pipe, but merely kicks a
dazed Nightmist in the temple, sending him out like a light. Bawm and Vacamas
laugh in his face and K.O. Kid spits on Nightmist's chest.*
Herb: "That's just disgraceful. No one deserves this."
Frank: "Apparently the Enforcers think that Nightmist does. What a message
they are sending the EE tonight!"
Herb:: "This is just vile. It's a damn shame!"
Frank: "No it's not, Herb. It's just the game, and it looks like the Enforcers
are giving Elimination Enterprises a check mate."
*As if on cue, the Boiler Room door busts open and two security members rush
in with worried looks on their faces. They inform Bawm that President Gray needs
him urgently. Bawm immedietly let's go of Nightmist and hurries out of the door.*
Frank: "I wonder what is happening with President Gray? I hope he's O.K."
Herb: "He's probably getting exactly what he deserves."
Frank: "What's that supposed mean?"
Herb: "Just watch the screen Frank."
*The referee slowly gets up and looks around. He sees that the competitors
have begun and rushes to lock the Boiler Room door from the inside. Then calls
for the bell and the match has finally begun.*
Herb: "Put the children to bed, folks, it's bound to get nasty."
Frank: "Ha, look, Nightmist was busted open before the match even began!"
Herb: "I don't see how that is funny. Nightmist has been screwed royally."
*The match finally begins and K.O. Kid has Vacamas hold a bloody Nightmist.
K.O. Kid rears back to deck Nightmist, but hits Vacamas square on the jaw instead.*
Frank: "That was a closed fist! That's illegal!"
Herb: "It's a hard-core title match Frank, nothing is illegal."
Frank: "I knew that."
*K.O. and Vacamas begin to battle it out, trading punches equally. Vacamas
eventually gets the upper hand and Kid goes sprawling to the floor with another
clothesline.*
Herb: "I guess they've had enough working together."
Frank: "Dammit Kid, get up!"
*Vacamas pulls out the cookie sheet from the cart and charges for K.O. Kid.
Kid counters with a drop toe hold and Vacamas slams into the cookie sheet face
first.*
Frank: "I'm not sure which hurts worse right now, the cookie sheet or
the concrete."
Herb: "I think the cookie sheet may have broken his fall."
Frank: "That, or his nose."
*Kid pulls out a steel chair from the cart and nails Vacamas across the back.
He raises the chair high a second time, but it doesn't come foward.*
Herb: "It's Nightmist. He's still up!"
Frank: "How is this possible? No!"
*Nightmist rips the chair from the stunned K.O. Kid and nails Kid across the
forehead. Nightmist looks at the now deformed chair and decides that it is not
worthy anymore. He goes to the corner of the boiler room and picks out a sturdy
mop. Vacamas has already gotten up and is charging Nightmist from behind.*
Frank: "Get him Vacamas."
*Nightmist notices Vacamas and tosses water from the mop bucket into Vacamas'
eyes. As Vacamas instinctively clutches his eyes, Nightmist nails him across
the skull with the mop, snapping it in two.*
Herb: "Did you hear that crack?"
Frank: "Excuse me."
*K.O. Kid struggles to his feet as Nightmist kicks Vacamas in the head a few
times. The echo of the screaming fans rattles the entire boiler room. Nightmist
doesn't notice that Kid has picked up a kendo stick and gets ripped across the
back for it.*
Frank: "Ow, that's gotta smart."
Herb: "Poor awareness shown there by the Hardcore Champion."
*K.O. Kid takes this opportunity to catch his breath. He gets a few sucker
kicks in on both of the felled competitors.*
Herb: "So far this match hasn't been anything but a brutal slaughter."
Frank: "Isn't it great, Herb?"
*Kid allows both Nightmist and Vacamas to get to their feet before he picks
up his lead pipe. He realizes that the other two are on their feet and charges
Vacamas. Nightmist and Vacamas execute a double-team elbow and send K.O. Kid
to the ground. Vacamas and Nightmist begin to battle it out, trading punches.
Nightmist wisely kicks Vacamas in the gut, forcing the air out of Vacamas. He
then slams Vacamas's skull into the concrete floor with a DDT.*
Herb: "O my God! Did you see that?"
Frank: "I think everyone saw that but Vacamas. All he can see is stars.
I wonder where is Santini in all of this?"
Herb: Wherever he is at, Santini is one of the dirtiest and smartest
players in the game. He is a definite threat inside that room!
*A small pool of blood covers the floor around Vacamas' head. Nightmist goes
for the cover. ONE!...TWO!...THRE... K.O. Kid breaks up the pin just in time
with a kick to Nightmist's head. K.O. picks up Nightmist by his legs and slams
him down with a spinebuster. Nightmist tumbles to the concrete and Kid is on
top of him, punching him in the face.*
Frank: "Ha, ha! Kid's opening a can on Nightmist. Hell yeah!"
Herb: "I'm going to check the plagiarism guide on that remark."
*K.O. Kid's eyes glaze over and he grabs Nightmist by the ankle. Kid applies
the ankle lock to a screaming Nightmist.*
Herb: "What is Kid doing? There is no tapping out in a hardcore match!"
Frank: "Well, look, Nightmist sure is doing it!"
*Nightmist slams his hands on the concrete begging the ref to break the hold.
The ref shakes his head and Kid continues to apply pressure. Nightmist is close
to passing out as Vacamas climbs to his feet, blood dripping all over his face.
Vacamas limps up behind K.O. Kid to the cheers of the Real Thing Wannabes. Kid,
in his rage, doesn't notice Vacamas.*
Frank: "Look out, Kid! Look out!"
Herb: "He can't hear you, Herb."
Frank: "Oh, no! That's just horrible, Herb! Plain wrong."
Herb: "Well, it looks like Vacamas had enough left. Kid just went for
the most painful ride of his life."
*As Herb and Frank say this, Vacamas has taken Kid by his waist from behind
and slammed him backward into the unforgiving concrete. A loud thud his heard
as K.O. Kid's head and back slam down from the German Suplex.*
Herb: "He's going for another one, Frank!"
Frank: "No, no, no! Vacamas, you'll end his career!"
*Vacamas tries to lift Kid up for a second German, but doesn't have enough
strength to lift him and both men come crashing down onto the floor. All three
men are down, moaning in bloody pain.*
Herb: "This is undoubtably the most gruesome, bloody match the AWA has
ever seen."
Frank: "This match-up truly is Hardcore in every sense of the word. Whoever
wins tonight, let it be known that all three competitors put every ounce of
energy, every ounce of blood on the line for that title."
Herb: "All three men most certainly deserve elation tonight."
*As Herb is saying this, Nightmist has slowly gotten to his feet. He walks
over and looks down at the felled competitors with an evil grin. He then does
an eenie, meenie, miny, moe to himself and points out Vacamas.*
Frank: "What is Nightmist going to do here?"
Herb: "More importantly, how is he even standing?"
*Nightmist picks up Vacamas by his arm, and, after a brief pose for his fans,
rips Vacamas by his arm towards his flying clothesline. The impact flips Vacamas
in the air and he lands hard on his face.*
Herb: "Clothesline from Hell! Clothesline from Hell!"
*Nightmist then picks up Vacamas and calls for the MAJOR LET DOWN. He picks
up Vacamas in a suplex, but when he has him in the air, is met with a Super-Kick
to his chin by K.O. Kid. Nightmist falls down, Vacamas landing on top of him.*
Frank: "Good night, Nightmist!"
Herb: "K.O. Kid has just killed two birds with one stone."
*Since Vacamas landed on Nightmist, the referee started a quick count, but
Kid pulled Vacamas off at one and a half. K.O. Kid then picks up an exhausted
Vacamas and holds his fist into the air.*
Frank: "He's calling for the Iron Fist, ladies and gentlemen!"
Herb: "You may want to avert your eyes, folks, this is going to get ugly."
*K.O. Kid picks up Vacamas and is about to plant him with a tombstone piledriver.
K.O. Kid is standing near the boiler and the Equalizer comes out of the shadows.
It slams down across the back of K.O.s head and he crumples to the ground
on top of Vacamas. The referee begins the count as KO is out cold. Vacamas shoves
K.O. off of him and makes the cover himself. Vacamas goes for the pin and the
crowd counts along with the ref. ONE!...TWO!...THREE!"
Frank: "It's over! Vacamas has won!"
Herb: "No, the ref is saying two! A resilient Nightmist broke up the count!
Holy Rusted Metal!"
*Nightmist stands over and exhausted and frustrated Vacamas and groggy K.O.
Kid. Nightmist nails Vacamas across the head with a chunk of cinder block! Vacamas
drops like a bag of potatoes. This time Nightmist gets that look in his eyes.
He grabs Kid by the ankle, but Kid smartly rolls forward, out of the lock. Kid
struggles to his feet, trying to gain his second wind. Santini emerges from
the shadows again this time striking down Nightmist from behind with the Equilizer.
And then he charges forward swinging for KO Kids head again. KO Kid manages
to duck under and he quickly reaches into his trunks.*
Herb: "What is Kid doing? It's a trap!"
Frank: "He's got those brass knucks that President Gray gave him!"
*He connects with Santinis jaw dropping him like a bad habit. Nightmist,
obviously unaware of Kid's trickery, has climbed to his feet and charges after
Kid. Kid turns around to deck Nightmist with the knucks, but misses a dodging
Nightmist. Nightmist takes advantage of the off balance K.O. Kid and slams a
big boot into his face.*
Herb: "Great counter by Nightmist. It might be over folks."
Frank: "It can't be over yet, Herb."
*Nightmist gains his third wind and picks Kid up quickly. Kid powers out and
grabs Nightmist by the throat. Nightmist squirms out and quickly rolls around
behind K.O. Kid. He then slams his fist between K.O. Kid's testicles and rolls
him up, making sure to slam him hard into the concrete.*
Frank: "That's low! That's wrong!"
Herb: "It was definitely low. This gives a whole new meaning to the term
'small package'."
*The referee makes a rather quick count, ONE!..TWO!..THREE! and the match is
over. Nightmist rolls off of Kid, gasping for breath. All three men lay motionless
on the ground and the ref unlocks the door. As soon as the door opens, the Emergency
Medical Technicians rush in to aid the wrestlers. The referee lays the Hardcore
belt over Nightmist as he lays on a portable gurney. He clutches the belt against
his chest and raises it up high to the cheers of the AWA fans.*
The camera cuts to the back where we see Adam Bawm being destroyed by Doc Ozz
and Phoenix. The two men are pounding a bleeding Bawm with lefts and rights.
Phoenix instructs Doc Ozz to pull Adam up and he executes an IMMOLATOR!! Doc
Ozz and Phoenix smile with satisfaction as they have just given one member of
the Enforcers a taste of their own medicine. Doc Ozz produces his every present
bottle of Cherie and two glasses. Doc hands the two glasses to Phoenix with
flare and fills the glasses. The two men toast and both take a sip out of their
glasses. Then they both pour the remainder of the contents on Adam Bawm. The
camera fades as the two men flee as K.O.S. security come rushing toward the
scene.
HS: The President Gray emergency call was just a rouse by the good Doctor and
Phoenix!
FJ: You better believe there will be hell to pay!
Herb-I can't wait for this next match Frank!
Frank-Don't pee your pants. Indeed it will be quite a brawl to remember.
Herb-The Lone Star Outlaw Snakebite will be defending his United States title
against...
Frank(interrupting)- The Dark One Dark Warrior. Herb, you have just got to
belive that Dark Warrior will pull away with a win tonight.
Herb-Well let's not forget the N'sanity member Rival. He has never competed
with this type of competition before. Let's see how he handles the competition.
"Only God Can Judge Me" By Tupac blares over the PA system as Dark
Warrior parts the curtain and makes his way to the ring. Dark Warrior glares
around at thousands of fans around him standing on there feet and booing as
loud as they can. Dark Warrior shrugs them off and slides in under the bottom
rope staring intently at the titantron.
"Back In The Saddle" By Aerosmith plays and we see Snakebite ride
to the ramp on horseback. Snakebite has the title strapped around his waist.
The horse comes to a stop and Snakebite jumps off revealing a bottle of Jack
Daniels. Snakebite puts the bottle down in the turnbuckle and he strokes his
title taunting Dark Warrior. Dark Warrior leans over the top rope hurling words
at Snakebite.
"Elite" By Deaftones plays and out comes Rival. Dark Warrior doesn't
even notice as he is still distracted with Snakebite. Rival taunts the crowd
and they respond with boo's. Rival slides in the ring and he waits right behind
Dark Warrior. Dark Warrior finally turns around and as he does he is caught
in the jaw with a snap jab from Rival.
Herb-Looks like your boy's a little blind eh Frank?
Frank-Believe what you want Herb.
Dark Warrior recoils against the ropes and as he comes back Rival hits a swift
kick to the back of the knee tripping Dark Warrior. Rival smiles at his work
and quickly rains down on him with a stomp to the back of the head. Snakebite
finally slides in the ring and he takes his time setting the belt over the top
rope. As Rival lifts his foot to bring down another stomp Snakebite short-arm
closelines him in the back of the neck. Rival doubles over in pain and Snakebite
clubs him in the spine with his closed fist. Snakebite holds him by the head
as he brings down another to the spine. Snakebite then quickly spirals him downward
with a spinning neckbreaker to the mat. Rival hits the side of his head on the
mat and Snakebite is quick to realize that Dark Warrior is behind him. Dark
Warrior hits a right hand to the forehead and Snakebite returns a left. They
continue to duke it out laying right hands on each other when Dark Warrior slaps
him across the chest with a knife edge chop. Snakebite steps back and Dark Warrior
lays in another one, this time harder. Dark Warrior clutches him by the arm
and tries to whip him into the ropes but Snakebite gets the upper-hand and comes
flying directly into Dark Warrior with a knee to the sternum.
Herb-Both these men have been US champ and they definitely want to claim that
again with the effort of this fighting.
Frank-This is an easy match to decide isn't it?
Herb-Oh shut up will you?
Snakebite knee's Dark Warrior in the sternum again the then sends him headfirst
to the mat with a DDT. Snakebite hooks the leg 1...2...kick out! Dark Warrior
gets his shoulder off the mat before three and Snakebite rises to his feet.
Rival is up and he runs against the ropes coming. Rival hooks Snakebite with
a running bulldog off the ropes and then proceeds to Dark Warrior. Dark Warrior
ducks the closeline thrown at him and pummels Rival to the mat with a reverse
german suplex. Rival hits his head in a sharp position and Dark Warrior keeps
the waist lock on still lifting him back up to his feet. Dark Warrior releases
him with a final suplex, planting Rival on his neck. Dark Warrior takes a few
deep breaths and then jumps to his feet going after Snakebite. Dark Warrior
hits him with a swift kick to the kidney and Snakebite goes to one knee. Dark
Warrior climbs behind him and wraps him in an octopus stretch! Dark Warrior
pulls back on the arm and carefully watches the ref. As the ref goes down to
check if Snakebite gives up Dark Warrior grabs the top ropes and pulls back
for leverage. The ref sees the ropes shaking and he warns Dark Warrior. Dark
Warrior acts like he slapped the ropes as he keeps the hold on. The ref goes
back to check on Snakebite who is screaming in pain. Dark Warrior again grabs
the ropes and pulls back. The ref sees him this time and orders him to let go.
Dark Warrior frustrated let's go of him and then elbows him in the side of the
head. The crowd adrupts into boo's as we see The Blueprint member "The
Real Thing" L.J. Vacamas run down the ramp. The ref turns around to yell
at Vacamas and as he does Rival hits Dark Warrior with a low blow!
Herb-What a bunch of cheaters!
Rival follows it up with a roll-up but the ref isn't there to count it. Rival
taps the mat three times as he counts his own pin. Rival looks very angry and
he slides under the bottom rope to the outside. Rival runs up the ramp towards
Vacamas and tackles him off his feet with a chokehold. Rival has Vacamas around
the neck and then releases the hold. He doesn't relent on the attack as Rival
grabs Vacamas by the back of the head slamming his face into the steel ramp.
Rival still frustrated punches Vacamas in the gut and then stands up. Snakebite
comes charging up the ramp and he forearms Rival in the back of the head. Rival
doubles over in pain as the ref is yelling for them to get back. Snakebite clutches
Rival by the hair and then starts to sprint towards the huge titantron structure.
Snakebite rams his head into the steel structure and Rival collapses to his
back. Rival starts to bleed from a wound right at his hair and it leaks onto
the ramp. Dark Warrior stumbles up the ramp and watches as Snakebite kicks Rival
in the rib cage. Dark Warrior goes to a run and pancakes Snakebite against the
titantron with a closeline. Dark Warrior keeps Snakebite against the metal structure
with a chokehold. Vacamas gets to his feet and him and Dark Warrior beat Snakebite
to the ground with punches and kicks to various body parts. Vacamas goes after
Rival but is hit with a low blow. Vacamas sinks to his knee's and right away
Rival unleashes on him a strong round of right hands. Rival drags Vacamas down
to the middle of the rampway and whips him off the side into a steel barricade!!!
Herb-Vacamas' back just slammed against that steel from that 5 foot drop!
Frank-Snakebite is being taken to school right now.
Dark Warrior is in the ring and he indeed is beating the hell out of Snakebite.
Dark Warrior whips Snakebite into the ropes and as he comes back Dark Warrior
flips him through the air with a belly to belly suplex! Rival slides into the
ring and he leaps with a dropkick to the back of the head which sends Dark Warrior
to the mat. Rival rips Dark Warrior to his feet by the hair and places him on
the top turnbuckle. Rival lifts his arm and signals for his Upon-A Rival! Rival
plummets to the ground and nails Dark Warrior with the ddt! All three men lay
knocked out. Rival finally moves and lays an arm across Dark Warriors chest
1...2...3!!! Rival gets the first fall!!!
Herb-Rival has the first fall now he just needs one more.
Frank-Don't forget about our other competitors!
Snakebite has made his way to his feet and spends some time recovering. Rival
climbs to his feet and is sent flying over the top rope with a cross body block.
Both men fly over the top and hit the mat hard. Vacamas walks to the ring and
climbs onto the mat. The ref goes to push Vacamas away but instead is sacked
with a right hand to the mouth. The Ref falls like a ton of bricks as Vacamas
makes his way to the announcer table. He folds up a blue steel chair and slides
it in the ring to Dark Warrior. Dark Warrior groggily grabs the chair and slides
under the rope to the outside. Dark Warrior is ready to strike as Snakebite
gets to his feet. Dark Warrior jabs Snakebite in the gut and he doubles over
in pain. Dark Warrior nails him in the head with a HUGE chair shot and Snakebite
collapses on the ground. Dark Warrior slides the chair in the ring and brings
Snakebite in the ring also. Snakebite can't even stand up as he lays on the
mat. Dark Warrior takes the chair and lays it across the chest of Snakebite
and then jumps to the turnbuckle and leaps off with a 450 splash! Dark Warrior
slams on the twisted metal as Vacamas throws the chair out of the ring and wakes
up the ref. The ref starts to count 1…2…3!
Dark Warrior gets his first fall! Rival slides in the ring and jumps on Dark
Warrior with an elbow drop. Suddenly out of the crowd jumps Nightmist! Nightmist
has a chair and he swings it knocking Vacamas to the ground! Nightmist continues
the beat-down by kicking and punching at Vacamas! Inside the ring Rival has
Snakebite in a sleeper hold. Rival chokes back and Snakebite coughs up some
blood from the chair shot earlier. Rival viciously punches Snakebite in the
back of the head as the ref tries to get Nightmist restrained. Dark Warrior
meanwhile grabs the chair and blasts Rival in the face!!! Dark Warrior picks
him up and delivers a piledriver on the chair. Dark Warrior kicks the chair
out of the ring as Rival's face is now soaked in blood. The ref slides in the
ring as Dark Warrior hooks the leg of Rival. Rival struggles under but Dark
Warrior gets his feet on the ropes! 1¦2¦3!!! Dark Warrior is the
New US champion!!!
Herb-No!!! NO!!! This can't happen!
Frank-Yes!!! Yes!! It did!!
Dark Warrior grabs the US title as he starts to crawl up the ramp. Vacamas
follows him up as both of them start to celebrate.
AWA World Championship Match: C-Rock vs- Hangman © with Referee
Robert Gray II
HS: Now as if this show hasnt already been one hell of a show, we have
the AWA World Title Match!
FJ: This match promises to be the World Champions biggest test to date! A referee,
that is a blood relative of President Gray, is officiating the match. The challenger
just announced the formation of a new force in the AWA composed mostly of current
and former champions, the Blue Print. And who knows what tricks, President Gray
has in store for him.
HS: I cant believe these men are able to compete tonight!
(The screen fills with the falling forms of C-Rock and Hangman. They crash
violently through the barbwire wrapped and flaming tables. A clip from C-Rocks
promo as the Doctor tells him that he will not clear him to wrestle. It fades
and we see Hangman laying in the hospital bed. He suddenly rips the IV out of
his arm and climbs out of the bed.)
FJ: These two men will not stop until one of them are dead! Tonight, we will
see the end of the Texas Outlaw, as The Blue Print Drives a final nail into
the coffin of the Elimination Enterprises by taking the title away from the
Champ.
Street Fighting Man by Rage Against the Machine plays. The following
words are heard in the song :
Do you think the time is right for a palace revolution
Where I live the game to play is compromise solution
Well then what can a poor boy
'Cept for sing for a rock 'n' roll band
'Cause in this sleepy L.A. town
There's just no place for a street fighting man
A street fighting man
A street fighting man
A street fighting man
Out walks Referee Robert Gray II. A big smile on his face as the striped shirt
is on him. The boos are loud as he tries to stop them by gesturing for them
to be quiet. He gives up and jogs to the ring.
HS: Hangman beware, it is a Gray in dressed up as a referee!
"Made You Look" by Nas plays as C-Rock emerges on the entrance ramp.
His fists are wrapped in white tape. There is a mixed reaction from the fans.
C-Rock stands with his hair cut in a long blonde shag that masks his forehead.
He has one black elbow-pad on his right arm and wears a pair of short black
tights, black kneepads, and black boots. A C-ROCK chant is heard as he starts
slowly toward the ring. He climbs into the ring waiting for the World Champion
to come to the ring.
FJ: Look at him! He shouldnt even be in there tonight!
Back in the Saddle by Aerosmith plays as the fans wait for Hangman
to enter. A Horse Drawn Wagon rumbles fast and loud into the arena from the
side of the arena. Hangman is seen holding the reigns with on a black cowboy
hat, Jesse James Gang style coat, and a rope with a hangman's noose in it instead
of the chains. He raises a bottle of Jack Daniels to his lips as the wagon pulls
to a halt. The fans cheer loudly as the witness the arrival of the Outlaw Express.
FJ: Love him or hate him, the man demands your attention. But do you think
this is a way for him to get to the ring? Could he have done it under his own
power?
HS: And I know just how much you hate him. You are wishing is in such a state.
FJ: Yes, I hate the one-eyed bastard. He wants to be an outlaw, let him be
treated like a no good scum-sucking criminal.
HS: Tell us how you really feel, Frank.
Hangman climbs slowly down from the wagon after tossing the bottle to the floor.
He approaches the ring and C-Rock launches himself over the top rope. A cross
body block takes Hangman down to the cement. C-Rock climbs to his feet and executes
a leg drop on Hangman. Hangman attempts to get to his feet and C-Rock clips
the leg out from under him. Hangman falls hard clutching at his knee. C-Rock
begins to stomp away at the leg. Inside the ring, Referee Bob looks on waiting
for them to enter the ring to start the match. C-Rock leaves Hangman and retrieves
a chair. Hangman wisely gets to his feet and crawls in under the bottom rope.
C-Rock drops the chair at ringside and rolls into the ring. Referee Bob starts
the match. Hangman and C-Rock are up. Hangman limping badly comes forward to
meet C-Rock.
FJ: C-Rock is crippling Hangman! Yeah! Hobble the Hell Bringer!
Hangman swings at the more mobile C-Rock who evades the blow. C-Rock taunts
the champion by mocking his limp.
HS: Ohhh, big mistake!
Hangman explodes forward with a big right hand followed by a number of rights
and lefts. C-Rock falls back against the ropes dazed under the barrage. But
soon Referee Bob intervenes and admonishing the champion allowing C-Rock to
recover. C-Rock takes the opportunity to clip the leg knee of Hangman again
sending him to the mat. Referee Bob walks away from the action. C-Rock stomps
away at the knee again before pulling Hangman to his feet. C-Rock delivers a
kick below the belt. Referee Bob pretends to have something in his eye and goes
get assistance from a ring attendant. C-Rock executes a picture perfect suplex.
Both men crash to the mat. C-Rock grimaces as his body is jolted by the impact.
He slowly climbs back to his feet. Hangman is trying to get to his too. C-Rock
delivers a right hand to the big man who is on one knee. Hangman takes the blow
and delivers a clothesline from hell! C-Rock and Hangman both fall to the mat.
Hangman enraged latches on to C-Rocks neck with a two handed choke. The
object in Referee Bobs eye suddenly disappears as he charges over to Hangman
threatening disqualify him and strip the title from him. Hangman releases his
grasp and slowly gets to his feet. C-Rock climbing to his feet is grabbed by
Hangman and delivers a hanging suplex.
FJ: No! No! He cant be getting his second wind.
Hangman limps over and catches C-Rock with a kick to the midsection before
delivering a devastating falling powerbomb.
HS: It looks like Hangmans leg just gave out on him with that move.
Hangman grimaces and crawls over to the ropes to pull himself up. C-Rock rolls
back and forth on the mat in pain. Hangman hobbles over to C-Rock only to whip
him to the ropes. C-Rock goes into the ropes and Hangman clotheslines him over
the top rope. C-Rock topples to the outside and Hangman stays on his feet by
holding onto the ropes. C-Rock uses the ring apron to climb to his feet. He
grabs Hangmans ankles and takes his feet out from under him. Hangman crashes
to the mat and C-Rock drags him so his leg is hanging over the edge of the apron.
C-Rock raises the leg and slams the side of the knee down hard. Hangman grimacing
tries to crawl back into the ring, but C-Rock grabs the leg and slams it down
again.
FJ: Get him! Rip his leg right out of the socket!
HS: What is with you tonight!
(Frank just waves Herb off dismissively.)
C-Rock drags Hangman out of the ring and kicks the leg repeatedly. He goes
to whip Hangman into the metal stairs but he holds his ground not budging. C-Rock
kicks the leg and tries it again. This time Hangman reverses it and whips him
into the metal ring post. Referee Bob immediately starts the count seeing the
reversal of fortune. C-Rock is laying on the ground after bouncing off the metal.
Hangman hobbles back into the ring as Referee Bob yells at him to get in.
FJ: This aught to be good!
C-Rock starts goes and picks up another metal chair before sliding back into
the ring. Hangman has his back to him and C-Rock stands in front of Hangman
getting into his face. C-Rock limping himself slinks up and Referee Bob jumps
out of the way in time for C-Rock to drive the chair into Hangmans already
injured knee. Hangman lets out a groan of pain. Referee Bob once again pretends
to have something in his eyes.
HS: This is ridiculous! Is he going to referee or act? Look at him letting
C-Rock get away with murder.
C-Rock batters the leg with three chair shots as Hangman lies on the mat. C-Rock
drops the chair and drags Hangman toward the corner. He slides out of the ring
pulling Hangman toward the corner. He splits Hangman with the ring post and
Hangman can only go slack in the pain. C-Rock takes advantage of the opportunity
by sliding back into the ring. He pulls Hangman around and applies the figure
four-leg lock. Hangman is in extreme pain as he struggles to the ropes. Referee
Bob still is complaining about his eyes until Hangman uses the ropes to help
reverse the hold. C-Rock feels the pain and yells for the referee to break the
hold, which he obliges. Hangman rolls out of the ring to try to recover. C-Rock
lays on the inside but soon decides to go after Hangman. He steps to the apron
and Hangman grabs his legs. He pulls him off causing C-Rocks face to slam
down on the apron. C-Rock reflexively grabs his face. Hangman drives him into
the ring post head-first. Hangman pulls C-Rock up and delivers a
tombstone piledriver on the cement. Both men fall to the ground and Referee
Bob is on the inside counting both men out. Hangman pulls C-Rock up into a Gorilla
Press and drops him down onto the metal guardrail. C-Rock falls to the mat racked
by the pain coursing through his already injured neck and ribs. The strength
drained from his body.
FJ: These two are taking each other apart!
Hangman climbs back to his feet and crawls into the ring. Referee Bob stops
counting out C-Rock as he is lying on the cement. Hangman climbs to his feet
and spits in Referee Bobs face. Referee Bob turns red with rage and he cant
contain himself. He stands in Hangmans face cursing him and punches him
in the jaw. Hangman absorbs the blow and begins to stalk forward. Referee Bob
begins to back peddle and attempt to beg him off.
HS: Referee Bob is in trouble now!
Goo Goo Dolls Long Way Down is heard and Phoenix charges
down the ramp. He runs around the ring to where Referee Bob is back peddling.
Referee Bob slips to the apron as Phoenix has scaled the turnbuckles and executes
a Down in Flames on him. At the top of the ramp, Doc Ozz is dragging a referee
by the collar toward the ring. Phoenix rolls a groggy C-Rock into the ring.
Hangman hobbles over to him and pulls him up. He whips him into the rope and
catches him coming off in a big bear hug! Doc Ozz forces the new referee into
the ring. Dark Warriors music is heard and we see him charging toward the ring
with Notorius right behind him. Doc Ozz and Phoenix meet the three men and a
brawl ensues! C-Rock refuses to say the words and soon passes out in the grip
of the Hangman. The referee calls for the bell. Hangman drops C-Rock to the
mat and sinks to the mat himself. He pronounces Hangman the winner. Soon AWA
Security swarms the scene and removes Phoenix and Doc Ozz beating them all the
way up the ramp.
(Hangman rises from the mat, bloodied and battered. His breathing is deep and
full of malicious intent. Looking out to the crowd, he casts a rather malevolent
gaze. As he slowly starts to turn around, the crowd lets out some noise as the
masked man has slide inside the ring to come face to face with the HellBringer.)
(HS)"Finally!!!!"
(FJ)"Who is this man? Where does he get off getting into an AWA ring?
He doesn't even have a ticket does he? What a damn freeloader!"
(The two men begin to stare at each other as Hangman's neck lolls to one side.
As if to snap him out of it, the masked man lashes out and connects with a vicious
right. That's all it took. Hangman begins to strike back and the two begin to
battle it out as the crowd erupts from the confrontation.)
(HS)"Bloodied and battered, it makes no difference to The Hangman. You
piss him off, he's coming after ya."
(FJ)"Where the hell is security? This man in the black mask is really...well...he's
beating up Hangman. Nevermind. He can stay."
(It looks as if there will be no winner from this slugfest. Suddenly, Hangman
lashes out as if to Southern Comfort Slam the masked perpetrator. However, the
masked man somehow has this move scouted out and bats Hangman's arm to one side.
Whipping him into the ropes, he goes for a clothesline that Hangman ducks under
as he tries once again to latch on the Southern Comfort Slam. This time, he
has the face, but immediately he is met with a boot to the gut for his trouble.
And then...out of nowhere...we make the discovery of whom this masked man is.
With lightning fast precision, The Hangman gets nailed with....THE HYDE LIFE!)
(HS and FJ)"HOLY SHIT!"
(The masked man does a nip-up and when he does, he flips off the mask to indeed
reveal himself to be none other than Drake Hyde. The crowd lets out a cheer
as the legendary superstar has returned to the hallowed ground known as the
AWA. Looking back down at Hangman, his attention now refocuses. Getting down
on the ground next to The HellBringer, he begins to verbally bash the lifeless
form. Sliding out of the ring, he pulls up the tarp and pulls out a ladder and....a
bloody trash can lid? He then pulls out a dented trash can?)
(HS)"Oh my god! The trashcan was from Overpower! Who can forget that match?"
(FJ)"Huh? Oh yeah...right...the umm...the...yeah. What you said."
(Sliding in the objects one at a time, he then takes the lid and bashes repeatedly
with it. Laying the trashcan down on the ground, he "helps" Hangman
up several rungs of the ladder. Motioning to the crowd, he then leaps off the
ladder taking Hangman with him, and hitting 'In Memory of D' ON THE DENTED TRASH
CAN! As Hangman lands awkwardly on the can, we hear a sickening snap followed
by the canvas shaking as EMT's quickly rush out to the scene.)
(HS)"This...this doesn't look good at all!"
(FJ)"Yeah it does. Stuff is all over the place, people are running this
way and that....all we need are some chicks!"
(Drake, still feeling the impact of the move, slides out of the ring. Finding
Hangman's bottle of JD, he begins to walk up the ramp as the crowd continues
to pop for him. Toasting the fans, he then takes a swig of JD and gives Hangman
the finger as he parts the curtains.)
AWA April 2003