AWA Classic

AWA Classic Live August 25, 2002

*The camera fades in with a shot of the Toyko skyline, in the early morning. In a time collapsed shot we see the fiery orb of the sun rising over the city, as the sound of drums and oriental pipe music plays.

VOICE OVER: Japan, land of the rising sun, the jewel of the East. Tonight, the AWA invades Japan, and the world may never be the same again.

*The sun in the background starts burning brighter and brighter, until it finally explodes, and we’re treated to a shot of Hangman and Dark Warrior brawling in their amazing street fight, then a quick cut to Ian Hensley telling Dark Warrior the US belt belongs to him. The screen then goes somewhat watery, and we see a still of Hangman, and Ian Hensley with Dark Warrior between them wearing the US title. The words US title are written in flowing script above them.

VOICE OVER: The Hangman, Ian Hensley, and Dark Warrior, three men with one goal one purpose, the US title….

*The Japanese music suddenly comes to a screeching halt, and Half Cocked’s I Lied kicks in as we see shots of Twisted Kindred brawling with the Highlighters, The Hostile Alliance’s destruction of Drake Hyde, and their beatdown on Youth and Wisdom the next week. Then shots of the Blonde Bombshells, fighting off Dirty South, and finally the team of Juan Paulo Gilliermo brawling with the Highlighters and Youth and Wisdom. The screen completely explodes, and the brawl is replaced with still shots of the six teams in the Colorado Stampede Match, Twizted Kindred, Youth And Wisdom, Ray Owens and Dave Santini, The Highlighters, Dirty South, the Blonde Bombshells, and Gilleriermo/Derrick Owens. With Colorado Stampede written above them in what appears to be horse fencing used to spell out the letters.

VOICE OVER: Colorado Stampede. For only the second time in history, all the AWA’s greatest tag teams do battle in the most grueling tag match known to man. All have shed blood, sweat, and tears, all for revenge, and all for the gold. Tonight six teams battle for the richest prize in their division, the AWA Tag Titles….

*I lied dies away as the face of Mortis Valley fills the screen, smiling his evil smile. He speaks the words “I AM YOUR FRIEND” as the opening chords to “Unforgiven II” by Metallica begin softly in the background. As the song finally kicks into full gear, we see a shot of the compete and total annihilation of Low at the hands of the Hostile Alliance, then a quick cut to Low’s return as he comes down to the ring to save Youth And Wisdom from the same fate, and his subsequent brawl with Mortis Valley. As the two men brawl we hear Low’s voice “…this isn’t wrestling but a battle of life, and death.” The screen then is torn in the center, and replaced by a still shot of Mortis Valley and Low standing opposite each other. Written in barb wire lettering above them are the words “Death Match”, and the letters drip with blood.

VOICE OVER: Mortis Valley, Low, two legends in the prime of their lives. This isn’t a wrestling match, this isn’t for a title, this is a dangerous game, and war. In the most vile match in wrestling, these two men will put everything on the line, for pride, for glory. Only one thing is certain, neither man will come out unscathed.

*As the music ends the face of Black Dragon fills the screen. The camera focuses in closely on his pain filled and darkly haunted eyes. His voice fills the speakers. “Be of good cheer for I have overcome the world. John 16:33. The time has come, the final battle of revelation is at hand, Drake Hyde, will fall before me, I shall reveal him to you all as Lucifer, for he is the price of Darkness, and the father of lies. Two months ago, I over came the world, now I over come Satan himself, rejoice my children, for tonight the world ends…..” With those final haunting words, “Black Dragon” by Rhapsody blasts, and we see clips of Black Dragon winning the King of the Kage tournament, then shots of him brawling with Hangman and winning the title.

Then the music comes to a screeching halt, as we now see Drake Hyde’s face. Drake looks sad, and his own pain filled eyes. His voice soon fills the speakers. “Sano, my friend, this isn’t about the title, this isn’t about this business, this isn’t about me. I’m trying to help you Sano, please believe me, I just want to help.” As his words fade away “Until I Collapse” by Eminem cues up, and we see Black Dragon and Drake standing across from each other in the center of the ring. Drake shakes his head no at the Dragon, before Dragon demolishes him with several moves, leaving Drake lying in the center of the ring. As the music fades away we hear Drake’s voice once again. “Please Sano, I just want to help you….” The scene then blows apart and we now see Black Dragon and Drake Hyde still shots, in the background is a boiler room, with a ladder superimposed between them. Written over the two men in rusty looking steel letters are the words “AWA WORLD TITLE, TEN FEET UNDER!”

VOICE OVER: Ten Feet Under, the AWA’s signature Boiler Room Brawl. Two men will battle for everything in this business, the richest prize ever in the game, the AWA World Heavyweight Title. But tonight is about more than the title, tonight in Ten Feet Under, Drake Hyde battles for the soul of his friend. Black Dragon has sworn that tonight is the night that the world ends, and he may be right. The only question that remains is after this, will anyone be left standing?

*Again our screen explodes as we are now looking at a live shot from within the Tokyo Dome where the fans are going absolutely crazy.

Sadness by Enigma (Industrial remix) blares over the PA to a large amount of heat. De'Sade walks out and starts slowly walking towards the ring. De'Sade ring attire consists of a tabard like garment bearing deSade logo: his name in a burning cruciform. He wears dark purple pants with writing flames running up the leg and ring boots. He is in the middle of the aisle, and from behind him, Jason Kryptical attacks him with a clothesline to the back of the head, and Kryptical falls down.

HERB: Kryptical has just attacked De'Sade from behind and-

FRANK: He fell down! I can't believe he attacked De'Sade and he fell down! I've never saw such a rookie mistake. You wouldn't see any Hostile Alliance member falling down after a clothesline from the back.

HERB: Then, again, you wouldn't see any Dream Team member fall down from such a weak clothesline.

*Kryptical is up by now, and he grabs De'Sade by his head. He throws him the rest of the way down the ramp, into the ring apron. Kryptical charges down afterwards, and De'Sade sidesteps Kryptical and Kryptical hits the ring apron. Kryptical turns around into a power-slam.

FRANK: Another rookie mistake by Kryptical. I just wish this match would end, so we can get to some real action.

HERB: The match hasn't begun yet, so just wait until it starts before you want it to end.

FRANK: I would, but this is the most boring match in American Wrestling Alliance history.

*De'Sade picks Kryptical up and rolls him into the ring, for the official match beginning. Kryptical gets up slowly, still stunned from the power-slam. De'Sade drops down behind him, as Kryptical finally gets to his feet. Kryptical turns around to see no-one behind him. De'Sade then Low Blow's Kryptical, who drops back down to his knees as De'Sade stands up. De'Sade then hits a DDT on Kryptical. De'Sade stands up and awaits Kryptical to get up.

FRANK: What the hell is he doing? He's just letting Kryptical get his breath. This match could go on forever. I'm definitely not gonna live through this night, if we don't get some real action in the ring.

HERB: We have to let the fans get their drinks and popcorn. You want to be fully prepared for when the real stars get into the ring.

*The crowd has starts a boring chant. Kryptical gets to his feet, but this time doesn't turn around. He backs up and hits De'Sade with an elbow. He turns around and hits a clothesline. Kryptical, this time, stays up, and then he drops an elbow right over De'Sade's heart. Kryptical goes for the cover. One. Two. Thre, and a kick-out. Kryptical stands up frustrated at the referee's count. He backs the referee into a corner as De'Sade stands up. As Kryptical turns around, De'Sade puts his right hand around his neck. De'Sade takes two steps back. De'Sade places his left hand on Kryptical's back and hits a choke slam. De'Sade picks up back up, only to get a left hook in his face. De'Sade quickly falls down.

HERB: Did he just fall after that? Frank, maybe you're right, this match needs to end soon.

FRANK: Just like I said, I want some real action. I refuse to acknowledge that there is a match going on.

*The crowd continues the boring chant. Kryptical picks De'Sade up and hits a power-slam on De'Sade. Kryptical quickly goes for a cover. One. Two. Thre, and a kick-out. Kryptical again attempts to corner the referee, but turns around to right into a spear from De'Sade. De'Sade quickly picks him up and attempts a Tombstone Piledriver, but Kryptical turns it. De'Sade turns it, and finally drops down. Kryptical's head bounces off the mat. De'Sade goes for the pin. One. Two. Three!

FRANK: Finally the match is over! Kryptical looks dead!

HERB: This is the worst match in American Wrestling Alliance history. I think Disco Duck would have beaten these two with ease.

FRANK: You might be right, but I hope we'll never know.

HERB: Up next is the Women’s title match, as NHL member Leena Hyde referees a match between two Hostile Alliance members, one NHL member and one supposedly neutral woman.

*“I Lied” begins to play and out comes Leena Hyde, wearing a referee-like top, to the huge cheers of the crowd. “Crawling” plays and out comes Merchadize to a good face reaction.

HERB: Obviously the fans immediately connected with her. I mean, understandable, because she beat up Louise.

FRANK: Shut up!

*“That Don’t Impress Me Much” begins to play and Lethal Louise comes out from the back, to a huge chorus of boos. She enters the ring and immediately tries going after Merchadize, but Leena keeps her from doing so. “I Am With Name” starts to play and Ramona A. Stone comes out to a huge ovation. She enters the ring and hugs Leena. “Hate Everything” begins to play as Morticia and her AWA Women’s title belt come down the ramp to huge heel heat. As she enters the ring, the bell rings and we’re underway.

HERB: Ugh, what is this smell? Did you open your pants?

FRANK: That’s Morticia!

HERB: HAHA! Now you admitted it yourself!

FRANK: Umm… ahhhhh…

HERB: Yeah, yeah, yeah! HAHA!

*Louise immediately jumps Merchadize and the two start rolling around the mat, exchanging nasty fists to their faces. Meanwhile, Ramona has jumped Morticia and is rubbing her face over the mat. Leena just stands by and watches the action. Louise is running at Merchadize, but she counters with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Ramona is simply choking Morticia with her bare hands.

FRANK: Ramona with a blatant choke right in front of the referee, and Leena isn’t doing a thing about it!

HERB: It’s just a choke, Frank. And the hold too!

FRANK: What is this? Are you funny today or what?

*Merchadize has applied a Boston Crab on Louise and Leena is checking on her. Ramona uses the moment to apply what she calls Facial Surgery: simply clawing and tearing at Morticia’s face. Louise refuses to give up yet, and she is able to power her way out of the Boston Crab. Merchadize is about to pick her up, but she hits a low blow, then follows up with a nasty slap right to Merchadize’s face. A kick to her stomach and she already hits her finisher, the Pedigree! Leena counts, but Ramona breaks up the pin attempt, causing Louise to fall out of the ring from the impact. Merchadize follows her and smashes her head onto the announce table, as they start a brawl on the outside of the ring.

HERB: Now the two are fighting right in front of us, and they indeed don’t seem to care for the title too much.

*Back in the ring, Ramona was going for an elbow smash off the top rope, but Morticia moved out of the way. Morticia starts kicking Ramona, especially her ribs, before going on to kicking her face. She did as Ramona did to her before and rubs her face onto the rough ring mat. On the outside, neither one of the women has gotten a real upper hand, although Louise has managed to choke Merchadize with a camera cable for quite a while now. Morticia has applied a Camel Clutch on Ramona inside the ring, but after a short struggle, Ramona is able to reach the ropes. Leena counts and tells Morticia to release the hold, but she won’t. After counting again, Leena grabs Morticia’s hair and forces her to release the hold.

FRANK: Yeah, now she pays attention to the rules, huh?

HERB: Leena and Morticia are having words! Ouch!

*Merchadize spears Louise and the two end up on the announce table. In the process, Louise accidentally hit Herb with her knee and he is now holding his face, while Frank can’t stop laughing. In the ring, Morticia continues to have the upper hand, applying a Crossface. Still, Ramona doesn’t give up. Morticia grows frustrated with her inability to put Ramona away and releases the hold. Meanwhile, Merchadize and Louise have started brawling into the crowd, and it’s rather hard to even see them. In the ring again, Morticia has picked Ramona up and goes for her finisher.

FRANK: Morticia has hooked Ramona’s head and goes for the Dark Heart. And she hits it!

*Indeed Morticia has managed to hit her finisher, the Dark Heart, on Ramona. She covers… 1…………2…………???

FRANK: What’s that?

HERB: She had her shoulder up!

FRANK: There was no shoulder up, Leena refused to count the three!

*Just before she hit the mat for the third time, Leena stopped counting! Morticia looks at her and has an angry look on her face! She gets back up on her feet and points at Leena. The crowd cheers. Morticia threatens Leena, but Leena motions her to come after her. But just as Morticia is about to jump Leena, Ramona comes from behind, turns Morticia around and hits the Stone Cutter! Cover and Leena counts 1…………2…………3! NEW CHAMPION!

FRANK: What a travesty! What cheaters!

HERB: Ramona wins it! Ramona becomes the second AWA Women’s Champion, and now we can finally look forward to Women’s title matches!

“I Am With Name” begins to play as Leena throws Morticia out of the ring. Louise and Merchadize can still be seen brawling in the crowd. Leena leaves the ring and gets the Women’s title belt, then re-enters it and presents Ramona with it. The two original NHL women hug and leave the ring together, side by side.

HERB: What a great match, but we've got a long night ahead of us with a long list of matches ahead of us. So, let's give Leena a chance to rest before her next match and get to the next match at AWA Classic...

FRANK: Yeah, this next match is going to be a Hardcore Match-up that will up against all others as the best in AWA History

HERB: You're not wrong there, Frank. There is a bit of history between these two from when they were in the IWF together...

FRANK: Aren't you forgetting someone else ?

HERB: ...What ? Alluring Amanda ?

FRANK: No, not Amanda, I was referring to the other competitor ...Roberto "Non Compos" Mentis

HERB: Whatever Frank. We both know that this match is a Grudge Match between Snakebite and The Reverand. They have a very big score to settle with

FRANK: ...and they'll both dismiss the Italian at there peril. Mentis is one of the AWA's biggest stars for the future...

...AND INTRODUCING FIRST...FROM BARI, ITALY...WEIGHING IN AT 240LBS...STANDING 6FT 3 TALL...HE IS...ROBERTO"NON COMPOS" MENTISSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!

*Suddenly "Skin Me" strikes up over the PA and the figure of Roberto"Non Compos" Mentis appears on the rampway, he slowly approaches the ring to a mixture of boos and cheers from the Japanase crowd and also wolf-whistles from the females, he jumps into the ring in between the middle and bottom rope...

...AND INTRODUCING OUR NEXT CONTENDER...AND IN HIST FIRST MATCH BACK IN THE AWA...WEIGHING IN AT 243 LBS AND STANDING 5FT 11 TALL...ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HIS MANAGER "ALLURING" AMANDA...HE IS...THE REVERAND !!

*"Unfinished Sympathy" by Massive Attack blares throughout the Area. The deathly figure of The Reverand stands by the rampway, dressed in his usual ripped and torn Priest's vestment. He slowly starts to make his way towards the ring as Mentis awaits him. The Reverand shadowed behind by the figure of "Alluring" Amanda. As The Reverand slowly makes his way to the ring, his music is interrupted by the entrance of the AWA Hardcore Champion.

...AND INTRODUCING OUR NEXT COMPETITOR...HE IS THE REIGNING AWA HARDCORE CHAMPION...WEIGHING IN AT 225 LBS AND STANDING 5FT 9...SNAKEBITEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

*Before "Back In The Saddle" starts up, Snakebite comes running down the ramp weilding a steel chair. As "Alluring" Amanda shrieks and jump out the way, The Reverand turns round as Snakebite catches him full in the face with a steel chair shot. Reverand gets knocked backwards by the chair shot but stays standing, Snakebite continues to hit his foe from the old IWF days with chair shot after chair shot, each hit knocking him back a step or two. Amanda gets to her feet and tries to get inbetween the raged Hardcore Champion, but just gets thrown to one side as Snakebite continues to wield the now bent steel chair. As he continues brutalising Reverand, Mentis comes running down to meet them with a steel chair of his own that he has grabbed from outside the ring. The referee looks on helplessly as Mentis cracks Snakebite across the back of his head. Snakebite pauses in his attack on Reverand and slowly turns round as Mentis cracks him again. Mentis winds back to go for another shot, but as he does Snakebite lifts up his right foot and kicks the chair right back into Mentis's face. Mentis hits the floor clutching his face as Snakebite helps him to his feet and Irish Whips him into the nearby guardrail, Mentis folds over the guardrail in obvious agony and falls onto his back on the other side.

FRANK: Snakebite is showing his intention out here tonight...

HERB: Of course he is...He is the AWA Hardcore Champion and he's not gonna let some rookie spoil his "revenge party" for The Reverand...

*As Snakebite turns around to face The Reverand once more, Reverand has pulled himself to his feet by grabbing onto the other guard rail, as Snakebite takes a step forward, Reverand lunges forward and grabs Snakebite around the throat with an outstreched right hand, but just as he is about to plant him with what looks to be a Chokeslam, Snakebite lifts his right foot and catches him where no man likes to be caught. Reverand doubles over and Snakebite picks the steel chair up and cracks it over his back. Reverand slumps to the floor once more as Snakebite disgards the now destroyed steel chair and starts to drag The Reverand towards the ring, ignoring the screams and protests of "Alluring" Amanda, once at the ring, Snakebite throws Reverand in under the bottom rope and lifts up and tries to find something of use from underneath the ring. We see Fire Extinguishers, a STOP sign, a couple of wooden 2x4's, a wooden cane and a couple of Trash Cans come flying out from under the ring. Snakebite lifts his head to check that The Reverand is still laid out in the ring, before going back under and producing a steel ladder, as he is jump about to pull out the table that was under the ring as well, we see Mentis appear behind him and pick up one of the 2x4's, he raises it about his head and brings it down upon the back of the Hardcore Champion with great force. Snakebite crumples on impact as Mentis brings the 2x4 back down on the champion's back another three times, satisfied that he is now temporarily immobilised, Mentis picks the steel ladders up and attempts to climp into the ring with them, however unnoticed by Mentis, Reverand is back on his feet and as Mentis gets to his feet with the ladders in his hand, he is met with a fierce kicks that knocks the ladders back into Mentis' face, forcing him to drop the ladders, as Mentis rebounds against the rope, Reverand sets him up for a Vertical Suplex onto the ladders, Mentis holds his back in pain as Reverand pulls him to his feet and delivers a powerbomb back onto the steel steps once more. The lifeless form of Mentis lies draped over the ladders as Reverade turns him back onto his back and attemps a pinfall...The ref hits the mat...1...2...Mentis kicks out at two-and-a-half...

FRANK: Mentis kicked out of a Powerbomb onto those steel steps

HERB: Not many people would have, Frank...but this match is still alive

*The Reverand pulls Mentis to his feet once more and send him into the ropes again, but this time he is met with a Clothesline From Hell, but with Reverand's Elbow. Mentis hits the mat once more with impact.

FRANK: Wow...The Reverand is really putting this kid through his paces

*Just as The Reverand is about to pick Mentis up once more, he hears a cheer from the crowd, he slowly turns around to notice that Snakebite is climbing into the ring with the 2x4 that Mentis assaulted him with in his hand. As Snakebite runs at Reverand, he ducks...Snakebite rebounds off the rope on the other side and comes at Reverand once more, The Reverand ducks again, this time sending Snakebite over the top rope and back to the outside. Reverand slides under the top rope and grabs the other 2x4 as Snakebite gets to his feet. Reverand gets a shot in with his 2x4, only for Snakebite to respond with a shot of his own 2x4. Reverand comes back with another shot, then Snakebite, then Reverand...The two AWA Superstars go back and forth with about 8 or 9 shots with their respective 2x4's, suddenly Reverand hits two more consecutive 2x4 shots and Snakebite crumples to the floor, both men bleeding severely. The Reverand turns the AWA Hardcore Champion over and tries to lock on the Ankle Lock...

FRANK: This could be over right here, folks

HERB: Yeah, Snakebite could tap any minute...We could have a new AWA Hardcore Champion

*The referee asks Snakebite if he's had enough, but he shakes his head "no" adamantly. Just at that moment, we see Mentis climb onto the top rope inside the ring brandishing the ladders in his hands. He springs off the top rope catching The Reverand straight in the top of his head as he comes down with the ladders, The Reverand is busted open further as Snakebite clutches at his ankle as the momentum of Mentis' attack caused him further injury. Mentis gets to his feet and shouts at The Reverand to do the same, as he does...Mentis comes charging at him with a spear...

FRANK: Incitatus...Incitatus !!

HERB: You what ?

FRANK: SPEAR !!

HERB: Well, why didn't you say that ?

*Mentis catches Reverand with a full-bloodies spear, as Reverand lies KO-ed on the outside of the ring surrounded by all the Hardcore weapons that Snakebite has strewn about. Mentis then applies his Half Boston Crab finisher on the downed Reverand.

FRANK: He calls this his "Raptus Regaliter" !!

HERB: Why don't you start talking english, Frank ? It's a Half Boston Crab !!

FRANK: It doesn't matter what you call it...It might very shortly win Roberto Mentis the Hardcore Title...

*Just as it looks as though The Reverand is about to tap out, Snakebite somehow manages to summon a last ounce of strength and pulls himself to his feet, he limps a few steps and manages to grab a Trash Can and bounce it off the back of Mentis' head, Mentis releases the hold and clutches his head in pain, he charges towards Snakebite, but somehow Snakebite manages to level him with a Savat Kick to his head with his good foot. Mentis crashes to the floor on impact and is shortly followed by Snakebite as the extra pressure he put on his already injured ankle was too much. All three competitors lie motionless on the floor for a few moments. Snakebite is the first to rise to his feet and upon seeing Mentis stirring he throws him into the ring and Irish Whips him into the nearest turnbuckle. Mentis slumps into the corner and Snakebite follows him in and sets him up on the Top Rope...

FRANK: We all know what comes next...

HERB: We certainly do, Frank...Roberto is about to be "VENOM STRIKE"

*Without hesitation Snakebite sets Mentis up on the top rope, but with his front facing the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckle on the outside and delivers a Dragon Suplex(AKA Venom Strike) onto the outside of the ring, Mentis crashes down hard onto the ladder that is still on the outside and lies lifeless, Snakebite clutches at his back as the impact of the move took it's toll on him as well, after a few moments, Snakebite drapes an arm over the unconcious form of Roberto Mentis...

FRANK: This match is over...There is no way Mentis is going to get up from that !!

*The ref hits the mat and starts the count...1...2...

HERB: This one is over !!!

FRANK: WAIT... REVERAND !!!

*Just as the Referee was about to drop his hand for the Three Count, The Reverand levels Snakebite with the RingBell right on the back of his head. Snakebite's head starts bleeding profusely as both Snakebite and Mentis lie motionless. He picks Snakebite up and applies "The Altar", but as Snakebite is just about to fade he notices Mentis stirring, he drops the lifeless form of Snakebite as Mentis gets to his feet, he hits him with a kick to the stomach and as Mentis is doubled over, picks him up with his head facing downwards. The Reverand turns around and in one swift move drops Mentis onto his head on top of the steel ladder with a Tombstone Piledriver. He quickly covers Mentis as the referee starts the count.

FRANK: - There is no getting up from that

*The referee starts the count...1...2...

HERB: Frank, Mentis might never get up from that

*3 !!!

The Reverand gets helped to his feet by "Alluring" Amanda and grabs the AWA Hardcore Title Belt of the Ref as "Unfinished Melody" by Massive Attack strikes up once more. He stops for a brief moment to look at the destruction before him and the lifeless bodies of Snakebite and Roberto Mentis...before disappearing into the back...

...AND WINNER OF THE MATCH...AND NEEEEEWWWWWWWWW AWA HARDCORE CHAMPION !!! ...THE REVERRRRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD !!!

HERB: Oh man, I can't believe this. Snakebite lost the Hardcore Championship, and he wasn't even pinned.

FRANK: Hey, he didn't have to be pinned.

*We fade to a shot of King Chozen promoting some AWA memorabilia for AWA Classic. We come back to Frank and Herb at the announce table.

HERB: And next up folks, the first ever Last Clown Laughing match.

FRANK: Does anyone even know how in the hell this match is supposed to happen.

HERB: Well Frank, since you don't seem to know anything, I will tell you and the rest of the world how it is exactly that this match works. The match starts off with Jack Happy, and CarnEvil. As well as two Clown-jacks.

FRANK: Clown-jacks?

HERB: They're like Lumberjacks, but dressed as clowns.

FRANK: They have to dress as clowns?

HERB: They have no choice. But as I was saying, we will start with Happy and CarnEvil, as well as TWO Clown-jacks. Every thirty seconds, a two new Clown-jacks are selected and sent out to the ring.

FRANK: Who is selecting Clown-jacks?

HERB: President Gray, and President Hyde.

FRANK: I knew that snake Hyde would find a way to get out of dressing up as a clown.

HERB: What ever Frank. Let's get down to the match.

*With Jack Happy and CarnEvil already in the ring. We see two men coming out dressed as clowns. One is very short, and one is wearing a pirate hat on top of his clown wig. As they reach the ring, we can see that it is NONE OTHER THAN Curiously Bruce, the gay midget, and Crappy Jack the wrestling pirate.

FRANK: Oh my god, it's Curiously Bruce and Crappy Jack!!!

*The ref motions for the bell and this match is under way. CarnEvil starts things off with a standing side kick. Happy is taken back a few steps, and CanrEvil comes in for a clothesline from hell. But no, Happy is able to side step the clothesline. CarnEvil falls to the his knees after trying for the move. CarnEvil is rising to his feet, and Jack Happy takes advantage of this current state and nails CarnEvil with an even flow ddt. CarnEvil goes down. Jack Happy gets back up to his feet very quickly. he runs to the corner and climbs up to the top rope.

HERB: What's Jack thinking, CarnEvil isn't tired enough to be trying these moves yet.

*Jack Happy leaves the top rope and goes for a belly flop onto CarnEvil. CarnEvil gets the boot up thought and catches Happy as he is coming in. Happy hits the boot and stands straight up as he hits the boot and then falls back flat on his back. CarnEvil gets up to one knee, and Happy is still down holding his chin. CarnEvil then gets up to both feet and stands over Jack Happy. Jack Happy looks up at CarnEvil and out of no where, Happy does a break dance move by spinning himself around and taking CarnEvil's legs out from under him. CarnEvil goes down, but Jack is still spinning. Up to one knee comes Jack as he is looking at his hand, shaking his head, screaming out "BY THE POWER OF BURRITO!!!!!" Jack turns, but he is then taken back down by a rising clothesline from CarnEvil. CarnEvil wastes no time this time in picking Jack Happy up to his feet. CarnEvil sends Happy into the ropes with an irish whip. Carnevil then runs into the other ropes. Both men are now coming at each other full steam ahead. A clothesline from each, and both go down. Suddenly, two more Clown-jacks begin to make their way out from the back.

HERB: Oh my god, It's Super Balls and Robert Venom!!!!

*Already, Super Balls and Robert Venom are fighting with each other. But to no surprise, Super Balls starts things off with smacking Robert Venom with a bitch slap. Crappy Jack and Curiously Bruce come running back up the ramp. In no time flat, Robert Venom is getting beat down by Super Balls, Curiously Bruce, and Crappy Jack. Back in the ring, both CarnEvil and Jack Happy are now getting to their feet. CarnEvil grabs Happy by the throat, but no wait, Happy thrusts his hips and belly bumps CarnEvil to get him off of him. CarnEvil takes a step back. Happy then lays into CarnEvil with a knife edge chop. CarnEvil takes another step back, and Jack Happy with another knife edge chop. Jack Happy then sends CarnEvil across the ring with an irish whip. Jack bounces off the other ropes and comes at CarnEvil. they meet in the center of the ring, and it's Happy using his overly well developed belly for a body splash avalanche. CarnEvil is sent staggering backwards. Happy follows after him and another irish whip sends CarnEvil into the corner. Happy follows him in with another avalanche. Happy bounces out of the corner, and CarnEvil comes staggering out. Happy sets up behind CarnEvil, and grabs him around the head for a running bulldog, but as Jack Happy is running, CarnEvil pushes him off and Happy keeps running across the ring until he runs into the corner. Happy hits the corner and comes staggering out backwards. CarnEvil grabs him, and CarnEvil lifts Happy up and over for a german suplex. Happy and CarnEvil both come crashing down to the ring.

Outside the ring, back up on the rampway. Curiously Bruce looks like a little dog humping the leg of Robert Venom. Super Balls is choking Venom with his cape. Crappy Jack just keeps saying "Argh, Argh, Argh Matey." But what's this, two more Clown-jacks are coming out from behind the curtain. A chair comes crashing down on the head of Crappy Jack. Crappy Jack falls to the ramp, and out comes Jimmy the chair swinging retard. And he is accompanied by King Chozen. King Chozen walks out, and just as Jimmy the chair swinging retard cracks Super Balls in the head with the chair, King Chozen pushes Jimmy over. Robert Venom gets up and begins thanking King Chozen, but King Chozen slaps him back down like a little girl and keeps walking down to the ring.

Back inside the ring. Happy now has CarnEvil in a bear hug. CarnEvil is fighting against it. CarnEvil raises his arms up into the air, and then brings his elbow down into the shoulder of Happy. Happy doesn't let up though. CarnEvil then wraps his arms around Happy's head and begins to squeeze as hard as he can. Both men squeeze at the other. CarnEvil is getting weak, but now so is Happy. Both men let go at the same time and take a step back away from each other. Both are a little wobbly, but Happy lunges forward and takes CarnEvil down with a clothesline from hell. Happy then gets back up and jumps straight up and comes crashing back down on CarnEvil with a belly flop. Happy stays on him for the cover, the ref hits the mat and begins to count. 1... 2.... NO!!! CarnEvil kicks out. Jack Happy slowly gets back up to his feet. Jack Happy pulls CarnEvil up to his feet and all of a sudden, the lights go out.

HERB: What the hell is going on!!!

*The lights are out for a few seconds. When the lights come back on, CarnEvil is laid out in the ring. We see The Reverend leaving through the crowd. Hardcore Championship belt in hand. Jack Happy looks around and pulls CarnEvil up to his feet. Jack turns CarnEvil around, and grabs him for a reverse neck breaker. Jack Happy then sends his leg flying back into the groin of CarnEvil and then drops him down to complete the Happy Daze. Happy then covers. The ref hits the mat and begins to count. 1... 2.... 3....

HERB: HAPPY WINS!!!!!!!!! Happy is the last clown laughing!!

FRANK: Man, Robert Venom is still getting treated like a little bitch up there on the ramp.

HERB: What the hell was The Reverend doing out here?

FRANK: Hey, don't forget, CarnEvil and The Reverend have a bit of history with each other. I guess that was The Reverend's way of saying hi.

HERB: What ever Frank. We've got another match to get to. It's almost time... The greatest Tag match of the year is only moments away.

FRANK: And here we go folks, the Colorado Stampede match is about to happen. That means that we are about to see the tag titles come to the Hostile Alliance where they rightfully belong.

HERB: What ever Frank, this is going to be a great match. But you better believe that the belts are not going to the Hostile Alliance. We'll start out with two teams folks, and every two minutes, a new team will come in until all teams have been brought into the match. Now folks, don't forget, this match is decided by pins, submissions, and count outs. With Count out's being a way for the titles to change hands in this match, the time of count outs will be twenty seconds instead of the usual ten seconds.

FRANK: And it looks like the drawing has already given us our first two teams.

*"Ride Of Your Life" begins to play out as Derrick Owens and Juan Paulo Guillerimo comes out to the ring. The fans of Tokyo aren't that familiar with the team, and because of that, they don't give them much of a reaction. Derrick and Juan make it to the ring and climb in, and as soon as they do, all the fans in the Tokyo Dome are to their feet when the sounds of "I Liked" hits the speakers. Leena and Melina come out onto the ramp and dance a little while their song plays out before they start charging down to the ring. Leena and Melina slide into the ring and right away Derrick comes at them. With a big boot, Leena goes down. But Derrick is soon taken down as well with a spinning heel kick thanks to Melina. Juan comes charging at Melina, but she quickly ducks and lifts him up and over the top rope with a back body drop. Juan goes crashing to the ground below while Leena is making it back to her feet. Derrick is getting back to his feet as well, but Leena is already to hers, and Melina is up as well. They wait for Derrick to stand, and when he does, he is facing away from the girls of Twiztid Kindred. A double dropkick and Derrick Owens is sent over the top rope to join his partner on the outside of the ring. Juan is up to his feet now and slides into the ring. As he is sliding into the ring, Melina takes off running across the ring and is now running back towards Juan. Juan gets to his feet, and Melina nails him with a running dropkick to the stomach of Juan. Juan is doubled over, and Melina is on the mat after the dropkick. Leena now takes off running across the ring to the side of Juan. She bounces off the ropes and comes back to land a FameAsser on Juan. Juan goes down hard. As soon as he does, Melina jumps over his body, still being on the ground herself and grabs Juan by the ankle and locks in a vicious ankle lock. Leena runs over to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Juan begins screaming out in pain as Melina applies the pressure to the ankle. Derrick is now back up and sliding back into the ring. A boot to the back of Melina and Melina is forced to let go of the ankle lock. But Leena is up on the top rope still, and Derrick isn't paying attention as he goes to work on Melina. He picks Meline up and nails her with a hard right to the chin. Melina staggers back, and Derrick grabs her by the throat. But at that very same moment, Leena leaves the top rope to land the Sweet Dreams on Juan who has rolled over onto his back, but is still on the mat after the FameAsser, dropkick to the gut, and the ankle lock. Leena lands hard, bounces off of Juan, but crawls right back onto him to make the cover. Derrick sees this and lets go of Melina so that he can try to break the count. But as soon as he lets go of Melina, she comes back to nail him with a soccer kick low blow that buckles Derrick at the knees. The ref hits the mat and begins to count. 1.... 2.... 3.....

Eliminated: Derrick Owens & Juan Paulo Guilerimo

HERB: YEAH!!!!!!! Twiztid Kindred has already eliminated one team. Just five more teams to go now.

FRANK: Shut up Herb. They aren't going to make it to the end of this match. Do you realize how impossible that is, they were the first team in the ring, and they've got a long way to go.

HERB: Yeah, but they can do it.

*Leena climbs up to her feet as the fans are cheering very loudly. She stands by her sister as they raise each others hands to the crowd to get a larger pop. Then they stand in the center of the ring and wait for the clock to bring them the next team. The clock has counted down to twenty seconds now, so there is twenty seconds before the next team comes out. Leena and Melina wait for the team. 20..19... 18... 17.... 16.... 15... 14... 13.... 12.... 11.... 10.... 9.... 8..... 7... 6.... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

"Renegade" begins to play as both members of The Highlighters come running to the ring as fast as they can. The fans begin to boo loudly as Renegade and Caleb slide into the ring. But the boos soon turn to cheers as both Leena and Melina begin nailing them both with slaps to the face. Renegade answers back with a hard right to the face of Leena, but Caleb isn't given a chance to answer back. As soon as Melina slaps him, she follows it right up with a series of kicks to the legs and then the ribs, and caps it all off with a open palm blow to the center of the chest. Caleb buckles his chest as he falls into the ropes. Renegade is still nailing Leena in the face with right hands. Melina turns to see this and comes in to save her sister. With a great showing of her martial arts background Melina delivers a snap kick to the back of Renegade's knee. Renegade's right leg buckles, but Melina isn't done yet. Another kick to the back of his knee, followed by downward punch to the kidney, and then Melina grabs Renegade's right arm, lifts it up and drives an elbow from under his arm up into his face. Renegade is rocked, but he doesn't go down. Caleb is back into things now as well. Melina is taken down from behind as Caleb nails her with a spinning heel kick to the back of her head. But Leena answers back to this with a high flying drop kick to Caleb and now Renegade is the only one standing. Leena is getting back to her feet though, and Renegade is still a little shaken from the attack by Melina. Leena jumps from her knees up to Renegade and grabs him around the head to go for a jumping spinning ddt, but as she spins around, Renegade manages to push her off of him and into the corner. Leena lands into the corner hard, from her own momentum and Renegade's help. Renegade shakes it off really quick and then charges in to nail Leena with a clothesline. Renegade nails the move, and then steps out of the corner to let Leena stagger out of the corner, and then he leans over to the side and picks her up over his shoulders. With Leena over his shoulders in a rack position, Renegade walks back to the corner and steps up to the second turnbuckle to raise himself up into the air as he falls back to drop Leena with a samoan back drop. Leena hits the mat hard, and Renegade goes for the cover right away. The ref hits the mat. 1... 2... NO!!! Leena kicks out, and as soon as she does, Melina comes running over with a baseball slide drop kick to the face of Renegade. Caleb is up to his feet now and is walking over to the action. The clock has now counted down to only forty seconds left. Caleb picks Leena up and then sends her back to the mat with a ddt. Melina is now pulling Renegade back up to his feet, but then leaves him there so that she can take Caleb down with a yakuza kick to the back. Renegade then comes in and spins Melina around. Renegade kicks Melina in the gut and then picks her up for a power bomb, but when he goes to bring her down, she pulls off a reversal and sends Renegade over her with a hurricannrana. Leena and Caleb both are now getting back to their feet. The clock is down to three seconds left. Leena delivers a stiff right to Caleb. "My Lifestyle" Begins to play and out comes the team of Dirty South. Both Bubba and Jackson hit the ring running and slide in under the bottom rope.

HERB: Uh oh.... There are now three teams in the ring. Things could get a bit more confusing from here out.

FRANK: Ya don't say Herb. Who ever would have though that three teams in the ring at once would be a little more hectic than two. Somebody get Herb a brownie for his wonderful observation.

HERB: Shut the hell up Frank.

*Caleb has just nailed Leena with a knee to the gut. Renegade is getting back up to his feet, and Melina is already up to hers. Dirty South insert themselves from here. With both Bubba and Jackson take Caleb down with a double clothesline before he can do anything else to Leena. Melina is stomping away at Renegade as he brings himself to his knees. Melina goes for another kick, this one to the chest, but Renegade grabs her leg and then pushes her back. Melina falls to the mat but roles backwards to bring herself back up to her feet, but once to her feet, she is met with a lunging clothesline from Renegae. Bubba and Jackson pull Caleb up to his feet and then nail a HUGE double head butt. Caleb falls backwards into a seated position. Renegade is pulling Melina up now, but as he gets her to her knees, Leena runs right past him, and jumps up, bracing her feet on the second rope and bouncing back off, thus driving an elbow into the face of Renegade. Renegade is taken off his feet and Melina stands up to hers. Melina grabs Renegade's legs in a wish bone and then nails a double leg drop to the groin. Bubba and Jackson have again picked Caleb up to his feet. Bubba brook takes a few steps away. Jackson grabs Caleb and sends him at Bubba with an irish whip. Bubba takes off running at Caleb just as soon as Jackson sends him off. Bubba goes for a spear, but Caleb jumps up and over Bubba, and Bubba ends up hitting Jackson with the spear. Both Jackson and Bubba go down. Bubba gets back up to his feet though, and looks down at his partner, not believing that he just hit his own partner with a spear. But Bubba isn't given much time to think about it, because Caleb come in, spins Bubbba around and then hits a super kick to the chin of Bubba. Melina has just pulled Renegade up to a seated position and then locked in the goku-raku stretch. Renegade is trying to hold on. Caleb covers Bubba after hitting the super kick. The ref hits the mat, 1... 2... No Caleb gets up. While covering Bubba, Caleb looked back to see his partner in trouble. Caleb climbs up off of Bubba and runs at Melina. Caleb hits Melina with a stomp to the shoulder that makes her break the hold. Leena catches Caleb though just as soon as he nails to stomp. Leena grabs Caleb from behind and nails a cobra clutch suplex. Caleb comes crashing down to the mat. Both Jackson and Bubba are now back up to their feet. Melina has just pulled Renegade up to his feet. Bubba and Jackson take off running. They go for another double clothesline, but this time on Renegade. Renegade catches sight of them though as he looks over his shoulder and does a duck and role move just in time. Bubba and Jackson end up nailing Melina with the double clothesline. She is knocked back into the ropes and over the top from the impact. Leena is up to her feet and pulls Caleb up with her. Renegade charges in and nails both Bubba and Jackson with a clothesline that sends them both over the top rope. Leena nails Caleb with a kick to the gut and then grabs him by the head. She is about to go for the x-factor, but as she jumps up, Renegade grabs her from behind in mid air and pulls her back and over for a german suplex. In doing this, Caleb is left on his feet, but still a little dazed. On the outside, Melina is up to her feet. She slides back into the ring right away as the ref is administering the count. Dirty South get to their feet as well and slide back into the ring as well. But once inside the ring, Melina is attacking them. She nails Bubba with a high spinning heel kick that sends him back over the top rope. Jackson looks at her as if to say "What the hell are you doing" but his look doesn't last long as Melina then nails him with a standing side kick that sends him back into the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and walks right into a fist to the gut followed by a rising upper cut that takes him off of his feet. The clock is now down to 3 and still counting. Soon the sounds of "Obsession" begins to play as the Blonde Bombshells come running down to the ring.

HERB: Four teams now, four teams.

FRANK: If you want to call the Blonde bombshells a team.

*Lori and Laura slide into the ring. Renegade and Caleb have Leena up to her feet. Renegade grabs her and sends her crashing back down into the mat with a chokeslam. Lori and Laura charge in and take Caleb off of his feet with a double face buster. Bubba Brook has just slid back into the ring. Renegade covers Leena, but before the ref can even make it to the mat, Melina breaks it up with a snap kick to the back of his head. Bubba pulls his partner up to his feet and they then charge in and take Melina down with double dropkick. Melina goes down, and now Renegade is getting back up to his feet. The Blonde Bombshells pull Caleb up to his feet and then Lori nails him with a double underhook ddt. Laura then goes and grabs Bubba and nails him with an implant ddt. Renegade picks Leena up again and nails her with a powerbomb. Melina is getting back up to her feet. Renegade doesn't let go after planting Leena though, he instead holds on and pulls her up for another. But as Renegade gets Leena back up again, Melina nails him with a low blow and after that, she pushes him back by pushing Leena. They land, and Leena is sitting on his chest. The ref hits the mat and begins to count. 1... 2.... No, Renegade kicks out at two. Lori has Caleb locked into a texas cloverleaf. Caleb is pulling himself inch by inch closer to the ropes. Laura gets back to her feet only to be met with a double arm choke throw by Jackson. Bubba slowly gets back to his feet. Leena is still on top of Renegade, and is now nailing him with a series of rights. Leena then gets up off of Renegade, with the help of Melina, Renegade is pulled up to his feet by Twiztid Kindred. Melina takes off running in one direction, and Leena in the other. They both bounce off the ropes and come back at Renegade. Leena from behind, and Melina from the front. Renegade is hit with a double team move that makes the fans of Japan gasp. Leena nails Renegade in the back of the knee with a running drop kick at the ext same time as Melina nails him with a running drop kick to his stomach. Renegade is taken off his feet and snaps down to the mat. Caleb has reached the ropes and the ref makes Lori break the hold. Bubba and Jackson are stomping away at Laura. But as soon as Lori breaks the hold, she comes to Laura's aid and nails Jackson with super kick to the back of the head. Jackson is sent stumbling forward and through the ropes. Jackson once again falls to the floor outside the ring. Bubba responds though as soon as he sees his partner leave the ring. He turns, swinging his arm as he does and nails Lori with a big right hand. Lori is taken off her feet with the big right hand. But Laura gets to her knees and delivers a low blow from behind to Bubba. Bubba bends at the stomach and grabs his crotch. Bubba slowly turns, and Laura is still on her knees. As he turns, Laura reaches up and grabs Bubba around the neck and then jumps up from her knees into the mid air to come crashing back down to her knees to nail Bubba with a HUGE jaw breaker. Bubba is sent falling backwards. Lori rolls him up into a schoolboy. The ref hits the mat and begins to count. 1... 2.... NO!!! Bubba kicks out at the last second. Caleb has just taken Melina down with a hurricanranna from the top rope after being released from the texas cloverleaf. Leena was going to work on Renegade with a series of stomps when this happened, but she has now stopped. Caleb gets to his feet and turns. Once he does so, Leena nails him with a kick to the gut and follows up with the x-factor that she went for before. But this time, Renegade is still down and cant stop it, so Leena nails the move full on. Caleb is driven down hard, and actually bounces up after the move and lands on his back. Renegade is slowly getting to his feet now, as well as Melina. Jackson is now back in the ring and grabs Laura from behind in a sleeper. But Lori is soon up to her feet after Bubba kicked out. She turns to see Jackson holding Laura in the sleeper hold. She walks over and Jackson lets go of Laura to ready himself for Lori. Lori goes for a superkick, but Jackson ducks it and then nails Lori with a clothesline. Lori goes down and now Bubba is getting back to his feet. Laura is still catching her breath after being in the sleeper. Bubba takes off running at Laura, and she sees him coming. Just as he reaches her, she lunges at him. Both go for a clothesline, and both land it on the other. They both go down to the mat. Jackson is picking Lori back up to her feet. She nails him with a low blow as she rises from her knees. Renegade and Melina are now battling back and forth. Renegade nails Melina with a hard right, and she answers back with a open palm blow to the center of the chest. The clock is now at three again. As Renegade is rocked back from the open palm strike, Leena spins him around and nails a twist of fate. Renegade goes down hard.

FRANK: Here comes another team.

HERB: Yeah, and it's either going to be Youth & Wisdom, or Dave and Ray.

FRANK: You know if its Dave and Ray, Twiztid Kindred is out of this match.

HERB: What makes you say that?

FRANK: Come on, there is no way those girls can overcome both The Highlighters AND the team of Dave and Ray "The Hitman" Owens.

HERB: What ever Frank.

*"Hey Man, Nice Shot" begins to play as Dave Santini and Ray Owens come charging down to the ring. Currently, Leena is covering Renegade after hitting the twist of fate. The ref has just dropped down to the ring and began to count. 1... 2... NO!!! Dave and Ray both break up the count just as the ref was about to count to three. Melina comes in to attack them, but Ray catches her on the way in with a knife edge chop. He follows up with another, and another, and another. Dave is picking Leena up to her feet and Caleb is now back up to his feet. Dave tells Caleb to climb up to the top rope and he does, a little slowly, but he makes it up. Dave then grabs Leena around the throat and lifts her up into the air for a chokeslam. But as Dave brings her down, Caleb leaves the top rope, grabbing Leena by the head, driving her down even harder than she would have hit from the chokeslam.

HERB: Ouch, what the hell was that.

FRANK: Greatness herb, greatness.

HERB: Oh man, that could be it for her.

*Dave covers Leena right away. The ref hits the mat and begins to count. 1... 2... 2 1/2.... 2 3/4.... NO!!!!!!!!!!! Leena kicks out.

FRANK: How in the hell did she kick out of a move like that?!?!?!?!

HERB: Greatness Frank, greatness.

FRANK: Screw you, there is no way she should have been able to kick out of that.

*Dave can't believe it either, as well as Caleb, Renegade who is now back to his feet, Ray, and every single fan in the Tokyo Dome. But she did, and she is still in this match. Ray goes back to work on Melina, lifting her up and bringing her back down with a shoulder breaker. Melina is now down, and Ray is standing over her. He picks her up to her feet and then turns her around. he locks his arms around her waist and sends her flying backwards with a release german suplex. This sends Melina crashing into both Lori and Jackson as Lori was about to nail Jackson with a double under hook. They all go down in a heap of bodies. Ray walks over and pulls Jackson up from the pile of bodies. Ray lifts Jackson up and nails him with a power bomb, but he doesn't let go, he picks Jackson up again and nails him with another power bomb. Then he grabs Jackson by the legs and locks on the sharp shooter. The ref slides across the ring so that he is in position to see if Jackson taps or not. Bubba is to his feet, and is coming in to save his partner. But Bubba is brought down from behind as Renegade nails him with a gore from behind. Jackson tries to hang on as long as he can, but eventually, he is left with no choice but to tap out.

Eliminated: Dirty South

*Ray lets go of Jackson and pushes him out of the ring. Renegade pulls Bubba up to his feet and sends him out of the ring via over the top rope. Dave and Caleb are still double teaming Leena. Ray picks Melina up again and begins laying into her with another series of knife edge chops. Caleb and Dave now have Leena in the corner, with them each holding onto a rope they stomp away at her. Leena tries to stay up, but with each kick, she sinks down a little further into the corner until she is sitting on the mat in the corner. Caleb then takes off running across the ring and bounces off the ropes. He comes back and leaves his feet to deliver a knee to the face of Leena. Dave then pulls Leena back up to her feet and stands her in the corner. He takes off running across the ring and then come running back. Dave jumps through the air to come crashing down on Leena in the corner. As he steps out of the corner, Leena falls forward. Ray then calls out to Dave as he is still laying into Melina with knife edge chops in the corner. Dave comes running in and again comes crashing down, this time on Melina in the corner. Just as Leena did, Melina falls forward as Dave steps out of the corner. Lori and Laura are up to their feet now. Ray catches Laura while she is running at him and lifts her up for a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Lori then nails Dave with a clothesline from hell. Dave goes down hard as Lori puts everything she has left into that clothesline. After the huge tilt-a-whirl back breaker, Ray turns Laura over. Obviously, her back is already sore, and Ray knows it. Ray locks on the Sweeper, and Laura is screaming out. Ray pulls back even harder on her head, putting even more strain on her back. Lori is about to kick Ray in the back, but she is taken off of her feet with another gore. Lori hits the mat hard. Dave gets back up to his feet, and sees Ray has Laura locked into the Sweeper. Dave walks over and helps apply more pressure to her back. While Ray is pulling back on her head, Dave steps on her back and puts ALL of his weight into it. Renegade picks Lori up and nails her with a cradle pile driver. Laura is still trying to hang on, trying to not give in to the pain. But this soon becomes even more difficult. Caleb leaves Leena lying on the mat and walks over. he reaches down and helps Ray pull back on her head. With Ray pulling from behind, Caleb bends down and wraps his hands under her chin and then lifts up with all his strength, all the while, Dave is still driving all his weight into Laura's back with his foot. It soon becomes too much for Laura, as it would for any one, man or woman. Laura shows a lot of guts holding on as long as she has, but she can't hold on any longer. Laura taps out to the three man Sweeper.

Eliminated: The Blonde Bombshells

*Melina and Leena both are now up to their feet. Renegade is in the process of throwing Lori out of the ring when Melina nails him from behind with a standing side kick. Renegade goes over the top rope. Melina turns around only to be caught by a kick from Dave. Dave then sends her across the ring with an irish whip. When she comes back at him, he leans over to grab her for a back body drop, but Melina nails Dave with a running chin breaker with her knee. But just as she does that, Ray nails her with a running clothesline. Leena then comes in and takes Ray down with a jumping spinning ddt. Ray goes down hard. Renegade has just made it back into the ring and Caleb is rolling Laura out of the ring. Renegade is up to his feet, and so is Caleb. Leena stands to her feet only to be taken down from behind by both Renegade and Caleb. They grab her from behind, each locking their arms around her waist and lift her up and over for a double back body drop. Melina and Dave are now getting up to their feet. Melina nails Dave with a right, Dave answers back with a right of his own, another right from Melina, Dave goes for another, but Melina blocks it. She steps in to try for a open palm blow to the chest, but Dave steps to the side and grabs Melina around the waist to take her down with a belly to belly suplex. Ray is now back up to his feet as well. Ray locks Melina into a mexican surfboard hold. Meanwhile, Renegade has Leena locked in a crippler crossface. Dave is on one knee, yelling at Melina, the whole time, Ray is pulling back on her arms while driving his knee into her back. The pain is seen in Melina's face, just as it is seen in Leena's face on the other side of the ring. The fans begin to chant "TWIZTID, TWIZTID, TWIZTID, TWIZTID!!!!" Caleb begins yelling at the fans, telling them to shut up. When Dave is done yelling at Melina, he too begins yelling at the fans to shut up. The clock now reads that there are twenty seconds left.

HERB: COME ON LEENA, MELINA!!!!!!!! Just hold on for twenty more seconds, just twenty more seconds and Youth & Wisdom will be out here to help you.

FRANK: Twenty seconds, are you crazy? There is no way anyone can hold on for twenty seconds in those submissions.

HERB: They can, just you watch and see, I know they can do it. They can win this whole thing, all they have to do is hang on for twenty more seconds.

*Melina looks up at the clock and can see how long she has to hold on for, but Leena can't see the clock from her position. Melina and Leena both are screaming out in pain. Renegade pulls back on Leena's face with all his strength, just as Ray is pulling back on Melina's arms with all this strength while driving his knee into her back. The fans are still chanting, now up on their feet stomping. It sounds like a herb of a million cattle are running through your front room as every single fan in the Tokyo Dome is up stomping their feet, all the while chanting "TWIZTID, TWIZTID, TWIZTID, TWIZTID!!!!!!" The clock has now run down to nine seconds.

HERB: COME ON GIRLS!!!!!!! HANG IN THERE!!!!!!!!!

FRANK: GIVE IT UP GIRLS!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!

*8... 7... 6.... 5.... Both Melina and Leena are still screaming out in pain. 4... 3... 2... 1... "Maybe I'll Catch Fire" begins to play and youth & Wisdom come running down to the ring as fast as they can. Caleb and Dave run over to the ropes near the entrance ramp. Buck reaches the ring and slides right in not caring that both Dave and Caleb are there. Not to anyone's surprise, Dave and Caleb begin stomping away at Buck before he can ever even make it to his knees. Jeff makes it to the ring, but doesn't climb in. Jeff climbs up to the apron and then runs and jumps up to the top turnbuckle in the corner. Jeff leaves the top rope, soaring across the ring, almost across the whole ring to nail Ray Owens with a missile drop kick. Ray goes down, and Melina is finally set free from the hold. Jeff jumps up to his feet and then helps Melina up to hers as well. Then he takes off running at Dave and Caleb. Jeff jumps high into the air and comes down on both Dave and Caleb with a sideways body splash. Both Dave and Caleb are shoved forward and through the ropes on impact. Jeff pulls Buck up to his feet now. Melina runs over and nails Renegade in the back with a stiff kick. But he doesn't let go of Leena, but Leena is still hanging on. Melina gives him another kick to the back, but still Renegade doesn't let go. Melina jumps over him and Leena both and then nails Renegad with a big kick right to the face. This is enough to make Renegade break the hold. Leena is finally freed from the crossface. Melina grabs Renegade and pulls him up to his fight. With a good series of karate kicks and punches, Melina backs Renegade into the corner. She then moves into a series of nothing but kicks. Renegade cant get away from Melina's well educated feet. Leena is still on the mat though. Jeff and Buck catch Ray while he is getting back up to his feet with a double body tackle take down. They get back to their feet in a hurry though. Dave and Caleb are now both climbing back into the ring. Jeff and Buck take off running at them as they climb through the ropes. Jeff nails Caleb with a knee to the mid section. He follows that up with an irish whip across the ring. Buck nails Dave with a chop block to Dave's left leg. Dave goes down. As Caleb comes back, Jeff sends him up and over with a deep arm drag take down. Leena is slowly getting back up to her feet now. Melina has taken a break from kicking Renegade now. She is now holding on to the top rope as she chokes Renegade with her foot. Leena is now to her feet, but now so is Ray. Leena is still shaken up a bit. Ray looks around the ring and goes after Leena. From behind, Ray grabs Leena and sends her to the mat with a chicken wing suplex. Leena comes crashing down hard. Melina looks and sees what has just happened, and then stops choking Renegade with her foot. As Ray is getting back to his feet, Melina nails him with a kick to the back. She then grabs him and locks on a dragon sleeper. But then she falls back and locks her legs around Ray's waist with a grapevine. Melina is now pulling back on Ray's neck as hard as she can. Renegade is still catching his breath in the corner. Buck leaves Dave down on the mat and takes off running at the still dazed Renegade. Buck nails Renegade with a running clothesline. Buck then lifts Renegade up to the top rope. buck climbs up to the second rope, puts his arm over and behind Renegade's head and then steps up to the top rope. Buck then lifts Renegade up and brings him down with a big Superplex off the top rope. Renegade comes crashing down right next to Melina and Ray. Melina breaks the hold. Leena is up to her feet, but Dave is standing right behind her. Leena is still wobbly on her feet, and Dave takes advantage and locks his arms around her waist. Dave pulls Leena up into the Rave Squeeze. Leena begins screaming in pain as Dave pulls his arms tight as he can. Melina is now up to her feet and coming at Dave and Leena. Dave sees her and throws Leena up and over for a release german suplex. Leena hits the mat and just about folds in half on impact. Melina is still stalking towards Dave as he is getting up to his feet, but Melina is stopped short as Ray Owens grabs her by her leg. Melina tries to pry Ray off of her leg, but he quickly stands, while still holding on to her leg and sends Melina crashing down with a dragon screw leg whip. Jeff has just left the top rope with a high flying rolling hangover. But he lands, and Caleb has moved at the last second. No one is home for Jeff as he hits the mat hard. Caleb quickly grabs Jeff by the legs and locks on the sharp shooter. Caleb is leaning back into the hold and Jeff is screaming out. Jeff is reaching for the ropes, but they're just out of his reach. Jeff struggles, but pulls himself a bit closer. Jeff is just about to reach the rope, but NO!!! Ray stomps him in the back of the head and Caleb pulls him out into the center of the ring. Caleb goes back to leaning back into the hold. But Buck is up to his feet. Buck comes charging in and nails Caleb with a stiff right hand. Caleb releases the hold and falls to the side. Ray nails Buck with a hard knife edge chop. The fans ooooh, and aaaaah at the sound of the knife edge chop that echoed throughout the Tokyo Dome. Buck brings his hands up to his chest. Ray comes in and goes for another, but Buck blocks it. Ray tries again, and again Buck blocks it. Buck then responds with a right hand punch. Ray comes back with a knife edge chop, Buck answers back with another right hand. Ray nails another knife edge chop, Buck goes for another right, but Ray blocks it, Ray goes for another knife edge chop, but no, Buck blocks it. Buck comes back with a left punch and connects, and another, and another, Buck winds up with the right and nails Ray HARD with a HUGE right hand. Ray goes down. But Dave is up to his feet and takes Buck down with a spear. Everyone is now down on the mat. Caleb is starting to get back to his feet. Leena is showing signs of life, but not getting up. Jeff is slowly starting to bring himself up to his feet right behind Caleb.

Renegade is still down in the middle of the ring after the big superplex from the top rope. Ray is getting back up, as well as Melina. Dave is the first one up. Next is Jeff and Caleb. Caleb and Jeff are a little shaken as they walk backwards into each other. Both quickly turn around and Caleb is the first to try for a right, but Jeff blocks it, Caleb tries again, but Jeff is able to block it again. Jeff brings a knee up into Caleb's mid section. Dave sees what is going on and comes in. An elbow smash to the back of Jeff's head. Jeff is rocked. Caleb is back up to his feet and now Dave and Caleb are both taking turns nails Jeff with right hands as they back him up into the ropes. Dave and Caleb get Jeff backed into the ropes, but suddenly, ALL OF THEM go flying over the top rope as Melina comes charging in with a sideways body splash. Melina too goes over. Dave and Jeff are the first to their feet on the outside. Dave nails Jeff with a right, Jeff answers back with a right of his own, Dave comes back with another, and yet another, and another. Dave winds up, pulls back far as far can be and LETS IT ALL FLY!!!!!! Dave nails Jeff and Jeff flies off his feet. But wait, Melina is up. Before Dave can react, Melina grabs Dave by the head and plants with a huge kiss. Dave pushes Melina away, but it's too late, as he is pushing her away, Melina nails Dave with a HARD karate chop to the throat. Dave staggers back, holding his throat and falls to his knees. Caleb gets to his feet and slides into the ring right away. The clock above the ramp is counting down for the time the people have been out of the ring. It is now down to fifteen. Mleina helps Jeff back up to his feet and makes sure he is OK. In the ring, buck and Ray are again brawling back and forth. Dave is now reaching under the ring and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. Dave rises to his feet and take Melina and Jeff both back with a double clothesline onto the them both. They are pushed back into the guard rail, and right away, Dave grabs their hands and handcuffs them together through the guard rail.

HERB: NO!!!!!!!!!

FRANK: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

*As Buck and Ray are brawling back and forth, they are getting closer and closer to the still lying down Renegade. Renegade reaches up and grabs the tights of Ray Owens and rolls him up into a school boy. Buck is just about to break it up as the ref hits the mat, but he is brought down from behind as Caleb nails him with a superkick. The ref is still counting. 1.... Caleb keeps moving, and is now helping Renegade hold Ray Owens down for the pin. 2.... Ray is still trying to kick out. 3.... He can't do it. The clock is now at fifteen seconds. Ray and Dave have now been eliminated.

Eliminated: Dave Santini & Ray Owens

FRANK: NO!!!!! They were robbed!!!

HERB: Twiztid Kindred and Youth & Wisdom only have ten seconds left if they want to win this match.

*Buck is back up, Caleb is standing back to his feet and turns around only to get caught with an implant ddt. Leena jumps to her feet and then to the top turnbuckle. Renegade is getting up to his feet. But Buck is already up. The fans are to their feet cheering as Buck takes Renegade right back down with a falling clothesline. Leena leaves the top rope with the Sweet Dreams. Leena lands the move and the fans cheer even louder. Leena covers. The ref hits the mat. 1... 2... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3......

HERB: Oh my god!!! What just happened?!?!

FRANK: Both Twiztid Kindred and Youth & Wisdom were eliminated RIGHT before the count of three. YES!!!!!!!!!!

HERB: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRANK: The Highlighters did it!!!!!!!!! They are the new TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!

HERB: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could this happen?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

*Leena looks up at the clock and realizes what just happened. Melina and Jeff are still on the outside of the ring handcuffed to each other and the guard rail. They can't stand what has just happened and both fall to the floor. Buck gets up to his feet and looks up at the clock as well. He begins to shake his head as he walks over to Leena and checks to see if she is OK. Leena still can't believe it, but she gets to her feet. Leena walks over and climbs out of the ring as Buck leaves the ring and checks on Melina and Jeff.

FRANK: What is Leena doing?

*She walks over to the time keepers table and grabs both of the Tag Team Championship belts. She then walks back towards the ring.

FRANK: STOP HER!!!!! She's trying to steal the tag team titles.

HERB: No she isn't Frank, shut the hell up.

*Leena climbs in to the ring and walks over to Renegade who is now back up to his feet, but isn't sure what is going on. The last thing he saw was Leena pinning Caleb and the ref counting three. What happens shocks everyone in the Tokyo Dome. Leena actually hands the Tag Team Championship belt that was hers over to Renegade. Renegade still isn't sure what is going on, but Leena then drops the other Tag Team Championship belt onto Caleb's chest, as he is still down on the mat. Leena then climbs out of the ring to help Buck check on Melina and Jeff as a squad of refs has now come out with a pair of bolt cutters and cut the handcuffs. In the ring, the ref raises Renegade's hand in victory and he brings the Tag Team Championship belt to his chest with his other hand. The fans are cheering, but we can't tell who for, but some would say that they are cheering for Twiztid Kindred even though they lost. Others might think that the fans are cheering the Highlighters for winning, but no one can really be for sure.

HERB: I can't believe it, Leena just pretty much congratulated The Highlighters on their win. There's nothing you can say Frank, Leena just showed the world how big of a person she really is.

FRANK: Yeah, I guess she didn't HAVE to hand them the belts.

HERB: A GREAT match we just had, even if Twiztid Kindred didn't win, this IS Classic, where the biggest and brightest bring themselves to a new level that the world has yet to see! And it looks like we will continue that with our next match!

FRANK: Yep, Dark Warrior beats the collective asses of Hangman AND Ian Henesly to win the United States title!

KING: A bit over predictive, aren’t we Frank?

FRANK: Nope! I mean, it IS Dark Warrior! How could he lose?!

HERB: How? Like he did when he FIRST lost the belt. Remember that?

FRANK: Errr, um, no. It escapes my memory, but I THINK it might have been Hangman won the belt due to forfeit.

HERB: FORFEIT?!?!

FRANK: Yeah, how else could he have won it?

HERB: By beating him.

KING: By making him submit

HERB: By knocking him out.

FRANK: Shut up! Blah, and speaking of submitting, getting pinned, and getting knocked out, here comes Ian, whohehehe, the first I bet that Dark Warrior will pin, submit, or knock out, if not all of the above!

ANNOUNCER: The following match is a two fall match for the United States Championship! The way to win, is for one man, to pin, make submit or knock out BOTH of his opponents! Only then will that person be the winner, and AWA United States CHAMPION!

*‘Fight Music’ which has already been playing for about half a minute or so, continues to, as Ian Henesly steps out to a mixed reaction. More cheers however for the young up and comer, due to his recent actions and efforts against Black Dragon. He walks to the ring, looking quite determined as the announcer introduces him.

ANNOUNCER: The first challenger, from one of the cities with some of wrestling greatest legacies, Charlotte, North Carolina, he stands 6’5 and weighs in at 245 pounds, IAN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENESLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!

*Ian gets an even bigger pop, with some more boos as well, but mostly cheers as he has now made his way to the ring. He leans against the turnbuckle now, awaiting his opponents and his chance as his music fades out, along with many of the cheers and boos, and in it’s place, along with a HEAVY amount of boos, I’m Going Out plays, as Dark Warrior steps out to the entranceway, a Hostile Alliance T-shirt on as he walks down to the ring while being announced:

ANNOUNCER: Next, from one of the toughest cities in the world, Detroit Michigan. This man has been a former Hardcore Champion. A former TV champion. And a two time former United States Champion! He is part of the Hostile Alliance and challenging for the United States title, Dark WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

*Dark Warrior gets an insane amount of heat as his introduction is finished. He then slides in the ring, immediately jaw jacking with Ian Henesly, showing no restraint whatsoever as the fans continue to boo him. Soon though, his music fades out, and all those jeers turn to red hot cheers as ‘Back in the Saddle’ plays out, with Hangman coming out in the Outlaw Express Wagon! The fans pop madly for the former world and now current United States Champion as the horse walks down to the ring, then stops, as Hangman gets out, and walks to the ring, the announcer speaking all the while, barely able to get a single word out though with all the cheers being heard:

ANNOUNCER: And finally, he is a former Television Champion. Former FIVE TIME tag team champion, a former United States champion and yes ladies and gentlemen, a former AWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, standing at 6’9, and weighing in at 325 pounds, the current and defending United States Champion, HANGMAN!!!

*Hangman gets in the ring, as he throws out his hat, throws down his coat, drops the belt, then runs, nailing BOTH Ian and Dark Warrior with a double clothesline from hell, as both men flip over, starting the match! Both men get up, as Hangman then goes for another double clothesline, but this time, Dark Warrior ducks, having Ian be the only one who takes the blow, with Dark Warrior quickly grabbing Hangman’s head, then nailing him hard with a stiff diving reverse DDT! He covers, 1.………………2..no, Hangman kicks out with force, as Dark Warrior immediately stands up, runs to the ropes, and as Hangman is getting to his feet, nails him with a flying forearm, knocking the big man down! Dark Warrior then stands again, only to suddenly get grabbed on his hair from behind and thrown almost on his face by a rough, one handed running bulldog by Ian! Ian then runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hit’s a leg drop, covering Dark Warrior quickly for only a one count! Dark Warrior gets up, with Ian waiting, then goes for a spinning savate kick, which Warrior counters by grabbing Ian’s foot as it is coming towards him, then swings around hard for a dragon screw leg whip! But he doesn’t stop, as he holds onto Ian, who gets up, still on one foot, and does it again, before he then begins to step around for a figure four!

But as he does so, suddenly Hangman grabs him for the claw, as if ready for a Southern Comfort, with Warrior quickly countering by digging his fingers into Hangman’s one good eye, breaking the hold and as Hangman holds his face, grabs him by his neck, puts his arm around him and tries to go for a snap suplex! But Hangman holds on! Warrior tries again, but Hangman STILL holds on! Warrior tries yet a third time, but Hangman counters yet again and then picks Dark Warrior up high for, ready for a hanging vertical suplex! But before he can, Dark Warrior is able to slip out to behind, and as going down, grabs Hangman’s head so that he has Hangman almost for a reverse DDT, before picking Hangman up, then bringing him down HARD for a reverse brain buster!

Dark Warrior then immediately goes over to the ropes, quickly climbing up, looking as if for the High Death, before suddenly, you see him loose his balance, the rope shaking as you see Ian Henesly being the shaker! Ian then goes to climb up after Dark Warrior, and looks for a suplex, but Warrior low blows Ian the second he is level with him, then knees Ian hard in the ribs, picks him up, and jumps off hitting a diving top rope power bomb! He covers, 1.……………………..2.……..no, Ian kicks out! Warrior quickly stands again, then suddenly darts in another direction, knocking down Hangman who he saw in the corner of his eye getting up, down with a clothesline! He then pulls Hangman up, but Hangman stuns him with a vicious uppercut as you see his fist meet Warrior’s jaw to a sickening sound! He then begins to lay out several punches harder and harder to Warrior, as Dark Warrior walks back to the ropes with each punch, then as he is leaned up against the ropes, Hangman throws him towards the other side, then runs himself for a running boot to the face, only for Dark Warrior to duck! Hangman turns around only to counter another flying forearm, via a knee to the ribs of Dark Warrior, then picks up the stunned Dark Warrior, turns him upside down, runs and jumps up before having Dark Warrior crash HARD on the top of his head for a running, jumping tombstone pile driver! Dark Warrior’s body falls almost limp down, as Hangman then gets up, jumps and hit’s a leg drop to the head of Warrior! He then jumps up again, and hit’s a SECOND leg drop to Warrior! He then stands up a third time, runs to the ropes, jumps and hit’s a running leg drop to Warrior, this time hooking the leg for the cover, 1.……………………………............2.………………………no, Ian breaks it up!

Ian begins to punch Hangman in the face as well as elbow him in the back of the head fiercely with Hangman taking the blows as he is getting up, then immediately grabs Ian by the throat, holding him up high the air, before turning him around and throwing him HARD into the turnbuckle! Hangman then drives a knee into the ribs of Ian, then another, and a third, a fourth, an then a fifth, not letting up a second, with Ian almost laying back in the turnbuckle, the ropes holding him up as Hangman shows no mercy by unleashing a barrage of punches, each one making a sick sound of flesh against flesh as you see Ian’s head bob all around, with Hangman enjoying every second of it before he then puts his foot on Ian’s throat, choking him out to a cheering crowd, with the ref counting to four before he breaks it! Ian then slumps down in the corner, as Hangman turns around, right into a low blow by Dark Warrior!

Dark Warrior is still getting up, as he did what he did for defense purpose, then, as he is getting up, grabs Hangman by the head, and drills him hard with a dangerous DDT! He then stands up, with Hangman doing the same, and throws Hangman towards the ropes, but Hangman holds on, then throws Warrior to the ropes, only for Warrior to suddenly, jump in mid air, and as he does so, grab Hangman’s foot which was for an attempt boot to the face, and swing around for a mid-air dragon screw leg whip! He holds on though, pulling Hangman up, and does a SECOND one just as he did to Ian earlier! Yet he STILL holds on, as he does a THIRD one, this time then swinging around for the Darkness figure four leg lock! He clamps the hold down hard as Hangman is in the middle of the ring!

HERB: C’mon Hangman!

FRANK: BREAK HIS LEG! YES, THAT’S IT, BREAK IT!

KING: A bit, vicious tonight, aren’t we Frank?

FRANK: No, I am just cheering my favorite. Heck, EVERYONE’S favorite in the match.

HERB: Riiiiiight! Hangman though is starting to get closer and closer to the ropes. He is just a few inches away now and listen to this crowd cheer him on!

*The crowd does cheer Hangman on, who, after several seconds later moving inch by inch FINALLY grabs the ropes as the ref calls for the break. He gets up to four in which Dark Warrior breaks the hold, only to pull Hangman back! He then instead locks on a sharp shooter in the middle of the ring as the fans chorus in boos! The ref gets in position to check if Hangman wants to give it up, with Dark Warrior pulling back harder and harder, almost wrenching back each and every second! Hangman tries to fight it, but looks to be fading out, with Dark Warrior only pulling back more and more, when suddenly Dark Warrior gets knocked down by a clothesline from Ian Henesly! Ian, seeing the opportunity, then runs and hit’s a running wheel kick, knocking Warrior down. He then quickly climbs the ropes as if for a missile drop kick! But Dark Warrior, the wily veteran that he is, sees this, and immediately grabs the ropes, just as Ian did to him earlier, having Ian fall HARD, then does a flip onto the mat, as he lies on his stomach! Dark Warrior, then seeing his own opportunity, quickly runs to the ropes, climbs up, position himself to another chorus of boos from the fans before he jumps off, jumping as high as he can before nailing Ian on the back and on the back of his head with the High Death!!! Dark Warrior rolls him over and covers, with Hangman still hurt from before to stop him, 1.……………………………...2.……………………………3! Dark Warrior is one half there!

FRANK: Yes!

HERB: No!

KING: One fall down! But now Dark Warrior has the hard task of getting the other one from the champ!

FRANK: What do you mean hard? Hangman was fading away just less than two or so minutes ago. Not even that! You think he can’t beat him now?!

*Frank’s question is about to be answered as Dark Warrior walks over to Hangman, grabs his one foot, taunting him and slapping him in the face before he turns around as if for another darkness figure four, when suddenly, of all things you see Hangman grab him and roll him up for a small package! 1.…………………………….2.…………………NO! Dark Warrior broke out of it at the last second! Warrior then stands up, pulling Hangman up, annoyed now, when Hangman suddenly low blows him, as both men then fall!

HERB: Yes!

FRANK: No!

KING: And as I said he has the hard task of beating the champ, Hangman.

HERB: And he almost failed in it, at least half way in his own when Hangman almost beat him, with all things, a small package!

FRANK: But he didn’t Herb, he DIDN’T. That’s the thing, he DIDN’T beat him, because he didn’t have near the scientific ability as Dark Warrior had. I mean, for one, he just didn’t have enough leg strength to hold onto Dark Warrior. For two, he…

HERB: Enough!

KING: Both men are getting up now, as is Ian, now!

*That is true, as all three men are SLOWLY getting to their feet, looking not too good. Dark Warrior and Ian look at one another, nodding at each other, as each man then leaps, nailing Hangman with a double clothesline, knocking him down! Then both men begin to put the boots to Hangman, to increasingly more and more heat, with Dark Warrior hitting an elbow drop while Ian hit’s a leg drop. Hangman though, tries to get up again, with Dark Warrior quickly pulling him up, then kneeing him in the ribs before he suddenly brings him down for the crippled with Ian quickly grabbing Hangman’s foot! Hangman yells a LOUD battle cry as both men lock on their holds, with Hangman, having almost no place to go!

FRANK: Yes, SUBMIT HANGMAN!

HERB: Hangman is in a lot of trouble! Warrior wisely has let Ian take his had ankle, while he keeps him down with the crippled! And Ian unwisely has agree because if Hangman taps or faints, the match will be all over possibly with him not getting a single fall!

KING: The question here is, if Hangman submits or gets knocked out, who gets the win?

FRANK: I can tell you who WON’T get the win, and therefore will be the BIG loser of the match!

HERB: You?

FRANK: Shut up Herb!

Herb: Shut up, Frank!

KING: Man, shut up the both of you and watch the match! Hangman seems to have at least one lucky prayer as when he fell, he had his knee up, allowing the pressure to be reduced. It looks like he is able to use that to maybe break the hold somehow…although I don’t know how!

*Chozen is correct as you see Hangman slowly rising with Warrior still having his move on, but with not as much force and with Ian having his hold on as well, but Hangman, still rising despite all of it. Suddenly though, with one big jolt, Hangman shoves his foot forward, breaking the ankle lock, and then rolling around, rolling Warrior with him right on his back with Hangman on top, 1.……………………………............2.………………………..no, Dark Warrior kicks out! Hangman falls to the side as Dark Warrior looks angry now that he almost got beaten, then pulls Hangman up to his feet, slowly, then yells at Ian to nail him. Ian does as told, and turns to the ropes, then jumps back, for a running fist to face, but Hangman breaks free and moves out of the way, having it be Dark Warrior who gets nailed! Dark Warrior is temporality stunned, allowing Hangman, in which as Ian turns around, allowing Hangman to suddenly grab BOTH men by the throat, pick them up with amazing strength, then brings both of them down, albeit prematurely due to his bad leg almost collapsing, as Warrior’s head bounces a bit off the mat, but not enough to knock him out, allowing him to roll himself out of the ring. Ian, however, is still held on, as Hangman continue to hold on, slamming his head to the mat repeatedly, harder and harder before you suddenly see the ref yelling, ringing the bell, as it is announced Hangman has just gotten one fall of his own by submission!

FRANK: NO!!!

HERB: Wow! A submission of all things! And you gotta give it to Hangman, he was able to counter that into a double Southern Comfort!

FRANK: And you have to give it to Dark Warrior who was smart enough to roll out of the ring, so he didn’t get pinned or submit either, right…RIGHT?!

KING: I have to agree with him there Herb.

HERB: Yeah, I guess…but now that makes it one to one, with Ian having none!

*Hangman is now standing up holding Ian up high in the air. Ian, however, suddenly kicks Hangman low, with whatever strength he has left, then drops to the mat, as Hangman falls to his knees, both men gasping heavily. Ian and Hangman get up, Ian a bit unsteady, his head obviously still in pain, with Hangman making it worse with a fist to the face, knocking him back. And then another one. And then a third one, as he the leans Ian against the ropes and throws him other side, but Ian reverses that, only for Hangman to reverse that, then goes for the boot to the face once again, only for Ian to duck under it, run to the other ropes, and run towards Hangman at lightning speed for his spear! But just at the last second, you suddenly see Hangman duck down, in which, Ian then blasts the ref who was right behind him HARD with the blind sight! Ian gets up, looking somewhat shocked and annoyed, yelling at the ref to get up, before turning around slowly, right into a standing face-claw from Hangman, who this time, picks him up, then, throws him up high , up and then OVER the top rope to the concrete floor with a Southern Comfort! Hangman immediately falls to one knee in pain, but gets up again, yelling at Ian for what he has done!

FRANK: Damnit!

HERB: Man, a VICIOUS Southern Comfort by Hangman. Safe to say, Ian won’t be doing much else tonight!

KING: The same may be said for the ref. He is out himself, by a supped up blind sight by Ian. He really decked him with that!

FRANK: Speaking of decked..whoohoo, look at Dark Warrior!

HERB: Damn it, he just ran in, with the United States title and rammed it from behind right into the leg of Hangman!

*Hangman does get nailed HARD having him crumble immediately to the mat to a LOT of boos, in which you see Dark Warrior then nail Hangman right in the forehead with the belt, knocking him possibly out! Warrior then throws the belt out of the ring, climbs up the turnbuckle, to insanely HUGE heat, before he jumps off, hitting the High Death on Hangman! He doesn’t stop though, and stands up again, as he climbs up the ropes, then jumps to hit ANOTHER High Death! He then covers!

FRANK: He hit it! He hit it!

HERB: But there is no ref!

FRANK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 1.…..2.…..3.….4.….5.….6.….7.…8.…9.…10! He has had Hangman down for a damn ten count, and the ref STILL isn’t up!

KING: Tough break for Dark Warrior!

FRANK: Tough break? Talk about UNFAIR BREAK! He has just beating Hangman, maybe TEN TIMES OVER in this match, and he’s not getting a single victory!

*Dark Warrior seems annoyed now as he slaps his own version of a three count before he stands up. He then yells at the ref to get up, seeing that the ref is still pretty much out of it, before he slides out of the ring! He then sees the time keeper, drinking something, in which he rips right out of his hands, then as the time keepr gets up, shoves him down before he slides in the ring with what is a bottle of water! He then walks over to the ref, pouring the water on top of his head, waking him up before he throws the bottle to the outside! He then yells at him to count, in what has to be at LEAST a minute and a half now, as he then covers, Hangman, as the ref counts, 1.……………………………...................................2.……………………………..........
..........................3-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hangman kicked out at the VERY LAST SECOND!

FRANK:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO! He had Hangman beat!

HERB: Maybe, but he doesn’t now!

KING: That might change soon, as Dark Warrior is already climbing the ropes again for another High Death Perhaps!

FRANK: And there he goes wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-NO! Hangman moved!

HERB: That he did and Dark Warrior crashed on the mat hard!

*Both men lie there for a good twenty seconds as the ref himself tries to get up. Slowly though, they get to their feet, with Dark Warrior nailing Hangman with a punch, knocking him down. Hangman gets up agan, with Dark Warrior nailing another punch to knock him down. Hangman though, not giving up, gets up again, in which Dark Warrior runs towards the ropes, then runs toward Hangman, only for Hangman to shockingly counter with a boot to the face, knocking Warrior off, his face, what you can see, grimacing in pain just from the weight he has to put on his bad foot, as he leans over a bit in pain, then stands straight up as Dark Warrior turns around right into the face claw, as Hangman picks him up, then his leg collapses again, with him hitting somewhat of a version of the Southern Comfort before he then covers, 1.……………………………......................2.……………………………........no, DARK WARRIOR KICKS OUT!

FRANK: YES! DARK WARRIOR IS THE GREATEST!

HERB: I can’t believe it! Dark Warrior has kicked out of the Southern Comfort!

KING: Maybe. Just as bad of a break Dark Warrior had earlier, Hangman may have had as well, as his leg gave out before he could totally complete the move.

FRANK: What are you talking about? That’s because Dark Warrior intelligently broke Hangman’s leg down!

HERB: By cheating by blasting him with a belt!

FRANK: …

HERB: …

KING: Um, yeah, speaking of two, I am looking at Ian who is pretty much out now. He is moving around now, but barely as he flew to the concrete at least a good ten feet or so, head first. As for in the ring, Dark Warrior is slowly getting up.

*Dark Warrior does get up, with Hangman beating him down with overhead punches, then throws Dark Warrior to the ropes. Dark Warrior hits HARD, but as Hangman runs to nail a clothesline, you see Dark Warrior jump up, having Hangman run into BOTH feet knocking him down! Dark Warrior then quickly pulls himself up again for the High Death! He looks to prepare himself to jump off, but as he does so, you see Hangman, suddenly leap up, grabbing the ropes. Dark Warrior though, is able to catch himself from falling the hard way, a clever move on his part, but this leaves him wide open as after he does that, you see Hangman then stand up, throwing one of his fists to Warrior’s face for the claw, then with all his strength left, pulls him off, taking steps back, before falling, having Warrior crash on the back of his head for a super Southern Comfort! He then puts an arm on Dark Warrior, 1.……………………………...................2.…………………………….........................3! Hangman retains the United States title!

FRANK:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO! DARK WARRIOR WAS ROBBED!

HERB: Will you stop saying that?! Hangman won legit!

FRANK: Dark Warrior had him beat, he has him pinned…

KING: Yes he did, but Hangman is the one who had him pinned when it counted!

*The camera fades in on the Tokyo Dome from the outside. Going further inside, we see a trio of men seated down by ringside. To our right, wearing a 'Royal PAIN' T-Shirt is none other than King Chozen! To our left, wearing a 'Wanna See My Italian Sausage?' T-Shirt is Roberto 'Non Compos' Mentis! In the middle, sitting in a wheel chair and in a full body cast save for the head now, is a still very injured Suavio Mega. Speaking through his hands-free microphone headset, Suavio starts things off...

SUAVIO: Greetings ladies and gentlemen to the first ever Miss AWA beauty contest. Now, for those who are unaware of how this competition is judged on why don't we let King Chozen explain the ground rules?

CHOZEN: There are three areas of competition for these lovely...' ladies.' Of course everyone eagerly anticipates the swimsuit part of competition. However, there is also the talent part of the show as well as the interview part where we ask the participants one thought provoking question.

ROBERTO: Ey..and I know what it is too! If they could spend a night in my boudoir, what all would they do? Now everyone knows they would kiss me and run their hands all over me, but there are so many possibilities after that, ey!

SUAVIO: That's not the question Roberto.

ROBERTO: You're telling me!

CHOZEN: No you Robert Venom mark! The question is: 'If you could change or affect one thing in this world to make it a better place, what would it be?

ROBERTO: Everyone knows the answer to that question! It is to sleep with me!

SUAVIO: Well, we're just gonna have to see what the ladies come up with...and, as long as it's NOT you, I'm sure that it will make for an interesting segment. In any event, let's begin with the show shall we!

ROBERTO: Bring out the girls in their butt floss!

CHOZEN: They're called thongs you Italian Idiot.

SUAVIO: You're a Taal mark and you're calling HIM an idiot? Owwwww...can't move.

*"Girls Girls Girls!" by Motely Crue blares over the PA as The Blonde Bombshells begin to come out at the same time.

CHOZEN: Ummm...not that I mind in the least, but they can't both come out at the same time. The rules dictate that only one of them can come out and...oh no!!!!

*Suddenly, Lustful Laura stumbles forward, smacking her forehead right into the back of Luscious Lori's head. Lori seems to have taken the worst of it as she isn't moving. Laura starts writhing around on the floor as people help Lori to the back and call on others to help with Laura. However, Laura waves them off and makes it to her knees. Wearing a tiger striped top and thong, the catcalls begin to echo throughout the dome. Smiling seductively she goes with the moment and begins to do 'The Crawl' right towards the judges! She looks at each one when she makes it to the edge of the ramp before ending her gaze on Chozen and flipping her hair to one side. Slowly standing up again, she begins to walk off before blowing him a kiss.

SUAVIO: Wow, what a recovery by Lustful Laura. She really made the most of the moment, wouldn't you say Chozen?

CHOZEN: ......

ROBERTO: Ey! If she goes back to my dressing room THEN she'll make the most of the moment.

SUAVIO: We'll be checking in with some of the medical specialists in the back to get an update on Lori's condition very soon. However, the show must go on so let's shall we?

*"Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones cues up next as out come the girls of the NHL. Leena is wearing a hunter green two piece that shows off her voluptuous body as well as goes nicely with her flowing red hair. Melina walks alongside of her in a light blue two piece ensemble that dips waaaay down low in the front. The stage narrows near where the judges are and the girls tightrope down to where they are as Suavio's eyes light up at their nimble dexterity. King Chozen is trying to remind them of the rules until Roberto stomps on his foot to shut him up. The judges take their time in eyeing over the tantalizing tandem as they begin to write things down in their notepads, save for Suavio who has a lucky fan from the audience take dictation for him. As the girls turn to leave, the trio begin to compare notes. However, they don't have long between vixens as "Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails plays next. Parting the curtains we see Paige emerge in a light purple two piece. Roberto's mouth drops as Chozen begins to wave his arms up and down in the 'We're Not Worthy' gesture. Suavio rolls as far foward as he can in his wheelchair.

CHOZEN: She's...she's the new....yeaaaahhhh.

ROBERTO: Ey! New girl for Roberto to seduce. She likes me no? Look at the way she smiles at me.

SUAVIO: No way! She wants MY weiner. Even if it is under a body cast.

*She makes it to the front of the ramp where she turns sharply and wiggles her hips. She does a quick look over her shoulder and winks at Roberto before strutting back up the ramp. All the judges quickly jot down some more notes. "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals cues up as Lethal Louise emerges out in a mechanics outfit. The judges seem a bit perplexed until she zips down the coveralls and walks out wearing a metallic silver two piece bikini. Still holding the wrench prop, she struts towards the judges. Looking at all three men, she licks her lips when she sees Suavio.

SUAVIO: Ohhhh yeah. Licking Louise wants some Extreme Suavination.

*Then she fires the wrench right at Suavio, hitting him in the head before casting a very mischeivious smile and strutting off stage.

CHOZEN: Well that WENCH had a WRENCH and it wasn't GOOD for the International Man of Pleasure. However, she scores mondo props for...ummm...using her PROP!

*Next we hear "Let's Get Dirty" by Redbone and Method Man as the sight we next see will forevermore be nightmarishly engrained into our mental psyche. There, on the stage, is Cindy DUCKford...wearing a 1930's style 'Ladies Swimsuit' made out of pink feathers! Just when it doesn't look as if it can get any worse, we see her/it do 'The Dirty Bird!' All is bad enough, but it only gets EVEN MORE WORSE, as the old timey swimsuit splits right up the seam, revealing a two piece bikini made of the same material! Cindy DUCKford, quickly grabs her/it's chest before her chest falls out onto the floor. Quacking violently, 'she' runs off amidst a chorus of laughter.

CHOZEN: I don't know about you two red-blooded men, but I'm STUCK ON THE DUCK!!!!"

SUAVIO: More like you want to FU...."

*Suavio isn't able to finish that thought though. If the thought of a duck doing the dirty bird was horrendous, the next sounds we hear segue into a sight that is even worse. We then hear a song that we should NEVER hear as "I've Got Big Balls" begins to play. From the top of the dome we see a large pair of...well...I'm not gonna go there. Sandwhiched in between the two ummm...spherical objects, is none other than Super Balls! When the 'two bouncies' hit the floor, he shucks off his cape and reveals his white sports bra and Scooby Doo boxers. The crowd is booing, but Super Balls takes it in stride as he sticks out his chest...not like it helps matters. He's smiling earnestly and loving every minute of the jaded spotlight on him. Finally security has to escort him off the stage as he looks forlorn like a lost, little, puppy dog.

CHOZEN: What the hell were you doing inviting him to the contest Suavio?

SUAVIO: Hey...I...he...I didn't know he'd...but he....saved my life.

ROBERTO: Looks like you need to end your life ey? Roberto know a good gun shop in Italy. Make it nice and quick for you.

SUAVIO: We've just recieved word from the back that the injury that Lori....

*Interrupting the 'head' of the AWA, "Takin' Care of Business" begins to play as Lori steps out in a black miniskirt and button up blouse. She's got a chair in one hand and an attache case in the other. She quickly discards the case as she sits the chair down right at the edge of the ramp. Walking away from the chair and back towards the curtains, she begins grabbing her blouse. Turning back sharply, the judges watch on with cheesy delight as she snaps off the top, revealing a gold bikini bra! Sauntering back towards the lucky Three Stooges, she deftly reaches down to her left hip and undoes the black skirt to reveal a matching THONG! She sits down on the chair, scissoring one leg over the other as she winks at Suavio. With the foot of the leg that is scissored atop the other one, she uses it to lift up the men's faces that are drifting down to her chesticular 'assets.' As the song concludes, she walks back towards the curtains, waving to the fans and dragging the chair.

SUAVIO: The...the ummm injury...it...oh hell, nevermind the injury!

CHOZEN: Huh? What's an injury?

ROBERTO: Mamma Mia!

*After a few moments of AWA Merchadise spots, we cut back to the Miss AWA Contest. The judges are exchaning notes and nodding like they know what they're talking about. However, upon further inspection, we see that they've done some drawings and are discussing various 'points of interest' on the drawings. Quickly composing themselves, Suavio speaks...

SUAVIO: Okay ladies and gentlemen. The judges have reviewed their findings from the swimsuit competition and it's obvious that we need more!

CHOZEN: So what we're about to do is go to the AWATron and watch footage made by the contestants. on Sanyo Handheld Videorecorders.

ROBERTO: Ey! Each contestant was given one several hours before the start of the show. Now why they didn't just take it to my room and cut their footage with me is beyond me. However, I'm sure before the night is done they'll be back with Roberto making a documentary every time they feel lonely and need to feel special again.

SUAVIO: Get over it. It's my time and my weiner that takes center stage in their life. Still, let's not digress shall we? Let's see what they've come up with for the talent portion of our contest!

*Melina is seen first. She's dressed in a martial arts outfit. Bowing respectfully to start, she goes through a series of events. From breaking wooden boards, to going through a series of Tae Kwan Do kicks to hand to hand combat, her pace is frantic and her energy abundant. After 20 minutes she concludes with another bow.

Leena is next. Smiling, she reaches down out of camera view and pulls up an electric guitar! She plays a medley of tunes from Eddie Van Halen's solo "Eruption" to a segment off of the movie "CrossRoads" to some Stevie Ray Vaughn. In ZZ Top style fashion, she spins the guitar around 360 degrees before bowing politely.

Paige is then shown. Showing her journalistic side we watch a very polished and edited version of a Dark Warrior documentary. She includes various fan responses from people in Japan and highlights his Double Elimination Match. In the background she even has "I'm Going Out" by Mobb Deep mixed in.

When the next person is shown, we see Lethal Louise standing there, doing nothing but standing there. She refuses to do anything as a talent except be beautiful.

Laura is seen next. She's got three bags of merchandise that she explains she purchased in downtown Tokyo. No small feat when you realize that she drove down there and came back in twenty minutes. Still, she really is wanting to win this and demonstrates her skill as she chews gum, pats her head, and even rubs her stomach all at the same time. Wow....totally awesome.

Going to the next contestant, we find Luscious Lori as she has developed a scale model of a proposed building complex soon to be built in Tokyo. However, she's also done logistical analysis and has accounted for adequate parking, lighting, and revenue generation. Just as she is about to conclude, we see Cindy DUCKford come up from behind her. THWACK! Cindy NAILS Lori upside the head with a baseball. As the camera turns its attention towards the duck, we see it dressed in a baseball outfit and a pitcher's glove. Cindy demonstrates, impressive when you think about it, the various grips on a baseball. Suddenly, a web lowers on the duck and SuperBalls stands tall over the fallen, feathered one. Snapping his Scooby Doo Boxers, he then flings his sports bra at Cindy DUCKford inciting a series of quack cursewords. SuperBalls then does a series of muscle poses.

CHOZEN: What the hell was that?

SUAVIO: I...I really don't know and that scares me.

ROBERTO: That's no way to treat Cindy DUCKford. She deserves better. Maybe Roberto go find her and give her some personal attention later.

CHOZEN: Well..we're gonna have to consult the Miss AWA Contest rulebook and see what the ruling on all of that is."

*We then cut to the back, we see Jack trying to console Lori. Lori is picking garbage out of her hair as her black miniskirt is covered in all kinds of goo and other...'stuff.'

JACK: Hey, hon...it's okay. Don't raise such a stink over this.

*Lori Cuts him a glance.

JACK: Ya know...you'll always be my beauty queen even if you're feeling in the dumps.

LORI: I'm going to take a long, hot bath.

JACK: Really? Make it a long one.

LORI: What's that supposed to mean?

JACK: I want to join you in the tub after the show.

LORI: (Smiles) Oh...okay. (Goes to hug Jack)

JACK: (Pulls back) Umm..that's okay hon. Save it for the tub.

*Camera cuts back to the stage were we see King Chozen standing on the stage holding a mic in his hand.

CHOZEN: And now folks, the moment we've all been hoping would never come. No longer do we get to see the women of the AWA dressing there best to impress, but now we have to listen to them speak as they give their answers to the question that no contest could live without. Up first we have Laura.

*Laura comes out from the back and takes her place standing next to King Chozen.

CHOZEN: Ok Laura, If there was only one thing you could do to make the world a better place, what would it be?

*Lustful Laura smiles and then replies...

LAURA: Like that is sooooo easy! I'd make it a law for fashion stores to have more sales! I mean, think about it. More people go buying when there are sales. Stores need custom...custome...people for them to stay open right? RIGHT?!?! For sure! So it would like be soooo totally cool if every fashion store had to have a sale every day. Everyone would be like happy and then they could save up their money and get some peroxy...peroxy...PEROX-TIDE! And they could be blonde like me. Well, not like really like me because I'm natural and they wouldn't be. But they could at least PRETEND and that's better than nothing, like totally!

*Lustful Laura giggles and holds her head up high feeling as if she's given an unbeatable answer. Chozen TRIES to smile as he nods to Laura that the question is over. Laura just keeps smiling though. A few minutes pass until finally Chozen tells Laura that she can go to the back. Laura leaves to the back and out next comes Paige. She takes her place standing next to King Chozen.

CHOZEN: Ok, now Paige, if there was only one thing you could do to make the world a better place, what would it be?

PAIGE: Paige: If I could change or affect one thing in this world to make it a better place, I would be President. If the world had me as president, I'm sure that would be better than have some guy president, which always leads us to wars. We need a much more peaceful environment to live in. That's the one thing that would make this world a better place.

*Chozen then nods his head to signal to Paige that she can go to the back. Out next Leena comes walking rather fast. She quickly takes her place standing next to King Chosen as he asks her.

CHOZEN: OK Leena, if there was only one thing you could do to make the world a better place, what would it be?

LEENA: WELL, unlike some others around here. I wouldn't want to just make myself President. I would much rather make someone who could ACTUALLY handle the job and get things done. And I mean, who better than Drake HYDE!!!!!!! I mean, tell me that wouldn't be great. You think there would be any problems in this world if my husband were president. If there was ever a problem that needed to be settled, Drake would tell who ever it was to meet him in the wrestling ring, and there it is, problem solved. Besides, who cares more about the world than my husband?

*Again, Chozen nods his head to signal that the question is over. Leena smiles at the crowd and then walks back off the stage. Melina is next to come out. She takes her place next to King Chozen as he once again asks the question.

CHOZEN: OK Melina, if there was only one thing you could do to make the world a better place, what would it be?

MELINA: First off, there wouldn't be anything wrong with the world if everyone would just go get laid. Do you think anyone would be thinking about war if they were getting laid?

CHOZEN: So what is your answer exactly?

MELINA: Duh... Have sex.

*Melina smiles as she turns around and walks off the stage before Chozen can even nod that she is done. The fans are to their feet cheering as they truly do like Melina's answer. Louise is the next to come out. She takes her place next to Chozen as he asks her.

CHOZEN: OK Louise, if there was one thing that you could do to make the world a better place, what would it be?

LOUISE: A better place ? What else could I possibly want ? What else could the AWA need ? Other than myself being crowned Miss AWA and looking around, there's not much chance of anyone else winning that. I mean just look at the competition...I am the most desirable lady in the AWA...I AM THE PRINCESS !! It's just a shame that everyone else in life can't have everything they want, like I can...It's just a shame that everyone out here tonight, Isn't as blessed as I am !!

*Louise quickly walks off, leaving Chozen alone on the stage. The sounds of something crashing can be heard as all of a sudden, out comes Cindy Duckford. Cindy Duckford takes her place next to Chozen. Chozen shakes his head before asking.

CHOZEN: OK, um... If there was only one thing you could do to make the world a better place, what would it be?

CINDY DUCKFORD: Quack....

CHOZEN: .......

CINDY DUCKFORD: QUACK!!!!!! Quack, Quack, Quack..... QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!!!!

*Suddenly, you hear more commotion from the back. Suddenly, out comes Super Balls, still in his Scooby Doo Boxers, cape, and white sports bra. Cindy Duckford begins chasing after Super Balls as he runs down off of the stage. Super Balls charges towards Suavio and Roberto.

SUAVIO: What is he doing?!

ROBERTO: Ey, somebody get him!!!!

*Super Balls runs past Suavio and Roberto, Cindy Duckford still chasing behind him, he grabs the Miss AWA crown and keeps on running. Suddenly, we see all of the women running out from the back giving chase to Super Balls. They are all in hot pursuit now as King Chozen is now left completely alone on the stage.

CHOZEN: Well folks, it looks like the Miss AWA contest is far from over. At least now that our crown has been stolen by a frikkin man. I guess it will come down to who ever catches Super Balls first to take the crown away from him.

*We then go back to the announce table were we see Frank Jackson and Herb Summers watching over what has just happened.

HERB: Anyway, up next is the first half of our double main event, it’s the Death Match between “The Rage” Mortis Valley and The Legendary Low!

FRANK: And a Death Match it may very well be. This won’t be a Death Match like the ones we see here in Japan in certain promotions. This isn’t about light bulbs or thumbtacks or explosions, this is about two men battling it out for pride, for friendship, for respect, for greatness until one man can’t continue anymore.

HERB: There are no rules in this match. Only way to win is by pinfall or submission. The AWA has bought a lot of pay-per-view time to guarantee the viewers two highly competitive and, most importantly, decisive main events.

FRANK: This is their first official match since Low beat Mortis on February 18th, leading to a title shot, and victory over Steven Caldera that same night, but as well know, both were part of hellacious beatings the past few weeks.

HERB: One final note: both men have agreed to keep not only their respective managers, Ramona and Morticia, backstage, but both men have vowed there will be no interference from the NHL or The Hostile Alliance.

*“The Unforgiven II” by Metallica starts to play as the crowd erupts in one of the loudest choruses of boos in AWA history. Mortis comes out and slowly walks down the ramp as 60.000 fans boo him. He has to duck a few flying cups of beer and other garbage on his way to the ring.

FRANK: See how they love him? They offer him drinks and food and everything! These Japanese people know how to treat a foreign guest!

HERB: I’m not quite sure that’s the reason, Frank.

*Mortis enters the ring and hands his black trench coat to one of the ring attendants. He leans into one of the corners opposing the aisle and focuses on the ramp, not caring for the huge crowd at all. “The Hearts Filthy Lesson” by David Bowie begins to play and the crowd explodes! Low walks out and looks into the crowd, acknowledging their cheers. He wears a black t-shirt, which has “NHL owns Tokyo Dome” written in orange letters on it, in English and in Japanese. Like Mortis, he’s wearing black jeans and boots instead of his usual ring gear. His hair is completely dyed black.

HERB: Wow, with the long black hair and the black shirt and jeans, Low almost looks like Mortis!

*Mortis is still standing in the corner, not changing his _expression one bit during Low’s entrance. Suddenly, though, Mortis walks into the middle of the ring, as Low starts running down the ramp, removing the t-shirt and throwing it into the crowd while running! He slides into the ring and immediately spears Mortis to the ground. He mounts Mortis and starts unloading with a series of right fists to Mortis’ face.

FRANK: The bell rings and we’re underway! And Low has secured himself the advantage immediately.

*Low picks Mortis up and immediately puts him down again with an Implant DDT. Low grabs into his pocket and pulls out a knife. He walks over to one corner and removes EVERY pad, exposing the bare steel buckles. He then walks over to Mortis, who is sitting in the opposite corner, catching his breath. Low points and yells at him and comes nearer all the time. Suddenly, he jumps at Mortis with the knife, but Mortis was quick enough to roll out of the ring.

FRANK: LOW IS CRAZY! HE’S TRYING TO KILL MORTIS!

HERB: Frank, it’s a DEATH MATCH! Besides, Mortis prides himself on being willing to die in the ring, so why not being stabbed by Low?

*Low follows Mortis out of the ring, but Mortis rolls back in quickly. Low follows him, but is met by a series of kicks to the back of the head. Mortis pulls Low into the corner and lands a series of thunderous chops on Low’s chest. He goes for an Irish whip, but Low reverses and Mortis is sent crashing into the three exposed turnbuckles! He immediately falls to the ground, but Low immediately picks him up again and puts him into the corner. He then grabs Mortis by the waist and rams him into the exposed steel, again and again, until Mortis drops down again. Low then grabs Mortis’ head and rams the back of the head into the second turnbuckle, again and again and again, as the crowd counts along. Low stops at 10.

FRANK: Low is a lunatic in there! Somebody stop this!

HERB: Both men wanted this match, Frank, and if you’re too weak to watch, then do me the favor and leave me alone!

FRANK: Look, Mortis is getting up from the mat… and the back of his head is bleeding! Look at the pool of blood in the corner, Herb!

*Blood is pouring down the back of Mortis’ head. Low picks him up, though, and delivers a belly-to-back suplex, with Mortis crashing into the turnbuckle again! Low then pulls him into the middle of the ring and whips him into the exposed corner. Mortis screams in pain as his entire back hits the steel, but Low immediately repeats the maneuver. Mortis walks out of the corner, and Low does the Irish whip into the exposed corner for a third time. Low then turns Mortis around and forces him down on his knees. Mortis is now facing the second exposed turnbuckle. Low puts Mortis’ face onto the steel and then steps onto Mortis head, pressing his face into the steel!

FRANK: Look at that camera perspective!

HERB: Low is standing with all his 255 pounds on Mortis head and presses his face into the steel turnbuckle! And Mortis’ skin is tearing under the pressure, we can literally see it tearing apart!

*Low steps off of Mortis and indeed, his cheek is bloody from being ripped apart by the steel. Low picks Mortis up and hits a piledriver. He goes for the first cover of the match, but then quickly decides he hasn’t had enough by far yet. He picks Mortis up, whips him into the ropes, and hits a bionic elbow right onto Mortis’ nose. Mortis is down, but Low immediately whips him into the ropes again. Mortis bounces off the ropes, but ducks Low’s clothesline attempt. He grabs Low and throws him over the top rope, but Low somehow gets between the ropes and as he is thrown over the rope, he straddles himself headfirst between the top and middle ropes!

HERB: Low’s head is caught between the ropes! He tries to free himself, and the referee comes over to help him!

FRANK: But Mortis pushes the referee away! And now he unloads with a series of right fists to Low’s head!

*After a series of wild punches to Low’s head, Mortis leaves the ring. He looks under the ring and throws a chair and a Russian chain into the ring! He slides back in and picks the chair up. He walks over to Low, but the referee is stepping between them. Mortis doesn’t care, though, and nails the ref with the chair! The Japanese fans boo in unison, and the boos only get louder as Mortis hits a sickening chair shot to Low’s head!

FRANK: Payback is a bitch, as a huge bloody wound has opened on Low’s forehead!

HERB: And Mortis goes for another one!

*Mortis hits with the chair for a second time. Blood is running down Low’s face and even his chest. Mortis shows no mercy, though, as he hits with the chair for a third time… a fourth time… a fifth time… taking his time in between shots and taking a bath in the fans’ boos. He prepares for a seventh chair shot, but this time the referee is able to grab the chair and throw it out of the ring. Mortis responds with a huge clothesline on the ref.

HERB: What is Mortis doing this for? The referee is only doing his job, and his only job is to see who wins this and to make sure nobody gets seriously hurt!

FRANK: I thought it was a Death Match, Herb?

HERB: Shut up, Frank!

*Mortis picks the Russian chain up and wraps it around his own neck. He walks over to the seemingly unconscious Low and lifts him up a bit. After trying for a moment, Mortis unties Low’s head, but instead of getting him back into the ring, he wraps the Russian chain around Low’s neck! He begins to pull back, and Low is solely hanging on the chain, not being able to reach the ground for some leverage. Mortis is pulling back more and more, and Low starts to turn blue!

HERB: Somebody step in there, he’s killing Low!

FRANK: You said it yourself, Herb, this is a DEATH MATCH, and one of them may very well die here tonight!

*Low’s motions are starting to get weaker, but suddenly the referee is back up and pulls Mortis’ hair! For a while, he’s only helping Mortis by adding some leverage, but Mortis finally has to release the chain and Low falls off the apron and onto the mat surrounding the ring. Mortis is upset. He jaws a bit with the referee, as Low very slowly makes his way back, using the ring for help. Low pulls himself up, then leans on the mat, foolishly turning his back towards Mortis, who takes a swing with the chain and simply swings it over the top rope, hitting Low right in the face with a lot of elevation! Low immediately falls to the ground and begins turning around, screaming in pain. The blood pouring from Low’s face is immediately becoming a full stream of blood, and we see ringside fans turning away in disgust and horror at the sheer mass of blood.

HERB: Low is laying in a pool of his own blood, and while many use this in an exaggerated way, Low really IS in a literal pool of his very own blood!

*Mortis leaves the ring and pulls Low back up. We see a huge open wound splitting Low’s right eyebrow in two and actually see quite some blood flowing out of it. Mortis grabs Low and takes him around the ring. Mortis then slams Low to the ground and follows this by pushing the upper part of the steel steps away. He adjusts the bottom part of the steps, pulls Low up and hits a vicious piledriver onto the steel steps!

HERB: What a sickening thud Low’s head made when he hit the steel!

FRANK: It wasn’t even that bad, as all the blood made it sound more like splashing! Look at how much blood there is on the steps, both from Low’s face and Mortis’ head!

*Mortis picks Low up and takes him over to the steel ramp. He hooks Low’s head and hits a DDT onto the steel ramp. Low slides down a little and a trail of blood is left on the silver steel ramp. Mortis picks Low up, lifts him up on his shoulder, and simply drops backwards, flattening Low with a flapjack like maneuver on the steel ramp.

FRANK: it looks like Low is totally out of it.

HERB: And the amount of blood, especially from Low’s cut eyebrow, is absolutely sickening.

FRANK: Look, Mortis is now absolutely humiliating Low! He grabbed him by his feet and drags him up the ramp, face first, drawing a long trail of blood!

*Mortis turns Low on his back and proceeds to humiliate him further by applying the Low Profile! Low is screaming in pain, but Mortis pulls back.

FRANK: Low is being destroyed by his very own finisher!

HERB: But Low is powering himself up! And now Mortis is losing his balance and falls forward!

*Mortis and Low are both on the ground. Mortis, of course, gets up before Low does, but Low hits a low blow on Mortis, doubling him over! He grabs and twists Mortis’ arm, gets him to the ground and applies the Extreme Machine Crippler Crossface! Now Mortis is the screaming in pain, as blood is running down his face as well.

HERB: Now Low is playing the same game, using Mortis’ finisher against himself!

*Low pulls back and there seems to be no way out for Mortis. But with some extra effort, he manages to get one of his legs up, then the second, and as was the case with the Low Profile, Low loses his balance and has to release the hold. Both men are on the ground now, but Low manages to get up first. Mortis runs at Low, but Low ducks and hits a nasty German suplex on the steel ramp! Mortis’ bloody back of the head crashes onto the steel. Low looks at him, but suddenly he sees something else next to the ramp and climbs down. As the camera follows him, we see Low has picked up an empty glass beer bottle. He climbs back up the ramp, and as Mortis slowly makes his way up again, Low smashes the bottle into a million pieces, right across Mortis’ head1

FRANK: Oh my god! What a perverse, sick individual!

HERB: And the blood is running freely down Mortis face. This is so disgusting! And look at Low’s upper body, he has lots of little bleeding wounds from the glass as well.

*Low kneels down next to Mortis and proceeds to rub his face all over the broken glass! Low picks Mortis up again and puts him onto his shoulder. He slowly walks down the ramp, as he is rather weak himself. As they are at the end of the ramp, Low collapses and the two men fall to the ground.

HERB: Both men are exhausted, and after the amount of blood they lost, it’s no wonder at all.

*Low and Mortis both get up very slowly, and Mortis is the first one to roll back into the ring. Low isn’t far behind though. Both men back up, but Mortis gets the upper hand with a swinging neckbreaker. He is now leaning against the ropes, as Low is again very slow in getting up. As Low turns around though, Mortis kicks him into the stomach and hits a LOW STUNNER! The fans almost boo Mortis out of the building, as he slowly crawls over to Low and hooks his leg while covering him. The referee drops to his knees……………1…………………2………………….3!NO!KICKOUT!

HERB: This came out of nowhere!

FRANK: Mortis almost beat Low with his own finisher, just as he did back in January!

*Mortis back up and he immediately pulls Low up as well. He is going for the MVD but Low manages to lift him up and slam him to the mat, ending on top of him in a pinning position! 1………………2………………KICKOUT BY MORTIS! Both men back up and Mortis swings a wild fist at Low, but Low blocks it and hits a stiff chop! Blocked punch… chop… blocked punch… chop! Mortis bounces off the ropes and runs at Low, but Low ducks his clothesline attempt. Mortis rebounds off the other side and Low hits a beautiful spinebuster. He immediately goes for the Low Profile, but Mortis grabs him and rolls him up! 1……………2……………kickout! Low gets up first and hits a legdrop on Mortis. He pulls Mortis up and whips him into the ropes. Low tries a clothesline of his own, but Mortis grabs his arm and goes for a backslide. They struggle for an advantage and Low seems to get it, but Mortis gets up and rolls over Low, back to back. As he gets up on his feet before Low, Low kicks him low, hooks his arms and hits the MVD! Cover… 1………………2………………VERY close kickout by Mortis!

FRANK: I have to give it to both men, they’re absolutely amazing! After the duration of this match, after the objects they tortured each other with, after the blood they lost, after hitting each other’s finishers on each other, they still find the strength to go!

*Low leans on the ropes, as Mortis gets up very slowly. Mortis turns around, only to get hit by a superkick. Low then climbs to the top rope and hits a beautiful elbow smash. Exhausted, he just stays on the ground next to Mortis. After about a minute, though, Low is the first man up again, although Mortis follows immediately. Again, Mortis turns around and is hit by a Low Stunner! Mortis goes down like he was shot, but Low doesn’t cover him! Instead, he nails the referee with a clothesline!

FRANK: What was that for?

HERB: I don’t know!

*Low now applies the Low Profile, as the fans almost tear the roof off the Tokyo Dome. Low keeps an eye on Mortis while applying the hold. Low pulls back a little more and Mortis starts tapping! Mortis taps!

FRANK: No, no, no! Mortis never taps!

HERB: He taps now, but Low is shaking his head! I think that’s why he knocked the referee down, because he doesn’t want to finish it yet! He wants revenge!

*Low pulls back even more as Mortis stops tapping. He seemingly has passed out. The referee is slowly getting back to his feet. Low releases the Low Profile and leaves the ring. He looks underneath the ring and pulls out another chair… and a sledgehammer… and three rolls of barbed wire! He throws it all in the ring, then slides back himself. Low picks up the sledgehammer and simply drops it onto Mortis’ stomach! Mortis begins coughing, and it appears as if he is coughing blood! Low doesn’t care, though, and drops the sledgehammer again, this time on Mortis’ back! Then he simply drops it to the mat. Low then takes the barbed wire and pulls Mortis up. He leans him against the ropes and starts wrapping the barbed wire around his arms and the ropes, tying him to the ropes!

FRANK: What sick plan does Low have now?

HERB: This is all part of the Low Experience, Frank!

*Low takes the chair and starts ramming it into Mortis’ ribs, then his legs. Finally, he takes a big swing and hits Mortis right across the head! Mortis slumps to the ground, at least as far as the barbed wire allows him to, as it cuts deep into his arms. Low, though, shows no mercy, and nails with the chair again! A third time! A fourth time! And then a fifth time! Suddenly, two referees run out from the back with tin snips! Low holds on, as the referees start cutting the barbed wire, freeing Mortis from the ropes. But as he slumps down, parts of the wire are stuck in his arms. The two referees talk to the assigned referee and they agree to stay at ringside. Meanwhile, Low picks Mortis up and takes the second role of barbed wire. Leaning him against the ropes again, Low, bare hands and all, rips the t-shirt off of Mortis and then starts wrapping his entire upper body in barbed wire!

FRANK: The guy is so sick!

HERB: Almost 2 years of constant verbal attacks and false claims, after The Hostile Alliance, under Mortis’ direction, attacked Low and sent him to the hospital, after attacking all the women of the NHL on several occasions, after ganging up on CarnEvil, after sending Drake Hyde to the hospital, Low finally gets his chance for revenge! And he isn’t any sicker than Mortis himself!

*Low grabs a chair and send the barbed wire wearing to the mat with another shot to the head. Low leaves the ring and grabs under it again, this time to get out the black and silver NHL hockey stick! He gets back into the ring and waits for Mortis to kneel before him. He lifts the hockey stick over his head, but before he can hit Mortis with it, Mortis grabs the sledgehammer and delivers a nasty low blow with it! Both men fall to the ground, as the crowd looks on in exhausted astonishment! Mortis slowly gets up, but he doesn’t concern himself with the barbed wire surrounding his body. Instead, he takes the third roll of barbed wire and starts wrapping it around Low’s upper body! He does as Low did before him and send him back down with a chair shot!

HERB: Mortis is trying to get even after the hellacious beating he just received. And now he is even going to the top rope himself!

FRANK: Both men are wrapped in barbed wire, and one can only imagine what Mortis has on his mind right now!

*Barely able to stand, Mortis climbs to the top rope, not leaving the ring through the ropes, as the barbed wire wouldn’t allow him too. We see the barbed wire cutting into both men’s upper bodies. Mortis very slowly reaches the top rope, struggles a bit to get his balance, but then finally stands up straight. He looks into the crowd, who greets him with incredibly loud boos. Mortis looks up into the sky, before jumping off the ropes and going for a superfly splash!

FRANK: Superfly by “The Rage”!

HERB: BUT LOW MOVES!

*Indeed Low is able to get up and out of the way, as Mortis comes crashing down on the mat, driving the barbs even further into his own body! Merely out of instinct, though, Mortis is slowly getting up, but as he turns around, Low is waiting for him, using the hockey stick to support him standing, yet using his last ounce of strength to kick Mortis and then hit the Low Stunner!

HERB: Low Stunner again!

FRANK: Look at this! I think we have a problem here!

*After the impact of the Stunner, neither man moves. The fans look on in horror as they see a mess of blood and flesh and barbed wire in the middle of the ring. The referee walks over and checks on them. He tries pulling Mortis off of Low, but he isn’t able to. He calls the other two referees into the ring and they all try separating low and Mortis, but it doesn’t work!

FRANK: Low and Mortis are entangled in barbed wire, and the referees can’t do anything about it!

HERB: Besides, neither man is moving! What is this?

*Suddenly, we hear the bell ring! The referee has stopped this match and the announcer declares it is a no-decision due to the inability of either man to continue! The assigned ref motions to the back and a number of EMTs come down to the ring, bringing two stretchers with them. The other two refs are busy cutting the barbed wire and freeing both Low and Mortis. After a while, both are freed of enough barbed wire to be put on separate stretchers. But as both men realize what is about to happen, they slowly roll off of their respective stretchers, and even if it’s with the help of the referees and EMTs, they both walk up the ramp on their own before they go backstage.

HERB: My god, I can't believe either one of them can walk after what they've been through.

FRANK: I can't believe it either. What is driving these two men, and what else could possibly happen tonight?

HERB: What else could happen?!?!? This is it Frank, the big one. For the first time ever its Black Dragon and Drake Hyde, one on one for the AWA Heavyweight title. Frank this is going to be huge.

FRANK: You know for once I agree Herb, this is going to be huge, especially since Dragon’s finally started to show some sack and gave Drake exactly what he deserved a couple weeks ago. Since then Drake’s just finally gotten out of the hospital a couple days ago.

HERB: There’s a lot at stake here Frank, but most of all it all boils down to one thing, the richest prize in the business, the AWA world title. You know last year at Classic Low won his first world title, and two years ago at Classic Jack Happy won HIS first world title. So as you can see Classic has historically been a show where new guys get to step up and take the ball, I’m really looking forward to seeing Drake do that tonight.

FRANK: Are you kidding me Herb? Never going to happen, Dragon is going to destroy him, completely. Don’t forget Dragon was one of the first four to ever compete in a Ten Feet Under Match, and out of all the wrestlers to EVER compete in one, Dragon is the only guy still around. This match is brutal, and vile, I love it, and better than that its Dragon’s specialty, Drake doesn’t, haha get this Drake doesn’t have a prayer!

HERB: Oh shut up Frank, wait a minute wait a minute I’m getting word now we’re about to go to the boiler room!

*Scene fades off of Frank and Herb, down to the deep dark of the Boiler room of the Toykodome. Drake Hyde, who still looks much the worse for wear after his recent stint in the hospital is standing in roughly the center of the room, warily looking from side to side in hopes of seeing Dragon before Dragon sees him. Without warning, Dragon drops from the ceiling, hitting Drake with a Hurricaneranna onto the cold concrete floor and we’re underway! Dragon immediately continues on the attack by mounting Drake, and furiously pounding away at his face with closed right hands. Dragon pulls Drake up, and lays into Drake with a chop, Drake tries to answer back with a kick, but Dragon grabs the leg and sends Drake crashing into a near by wall with a dragon screw leg whip. Drake hits the wall and then crumbles to the floor below. Dragon gets to his feet and runs at Drake, just it looks as though Dragon is about to jump on Drake, he jumps up and slams his feet against the wall to lift himself a little higher into the air before coming down on Drake with stomp to the lower back of Drake. Dragon pulls Drake up to his feet, and attempts to whip Hyde into a furnace but some how Drake reverses and sends Dragon in shoulder first to the unforgiving metal. Dragon clutches his shoulder in pain, as Drake goes on the offensive. Drake rushes in and lands a hard elbow into the back of Dragon's shoulder. Drake then grabs Dragon's arm and holds it out as he begins sending kicks high up under Dragon's arm and shoulder into his armpit. Dragon's shoulder is feeling the effects of this attack. Now it's Drake with an arm twist into a hammerlock into a hammerlock bodyslam onto the floor, further damaging Dragon’s arm.

HERB: Well this started out like a brawl, like we expected, but now Drake is pulling out some amazing chain wrestling to destroy Dragon’s arm. This is some great strategy by Drake.

FRANK: And why is that Herb?

HERB: If Dragon can’t use his arm in neutralizes, a good deal of his offense, no punches, no chops, and maybe even no Dragon Sleeper or Dragon Plunge.

FRANK: Yeah but Dragon is a marital artist if his feet work…..

*Drake pulls Dragon up to his knees, and then, holding him by his hair, and his arm, Drake drives a hard stiff knee into Dragon's shoulder. But Drake isn't done, keeping the knee there, Drake pulls up on Dragon's arm, putting even more tension on it. But with Dragon's free arm, he grabs Drake by his leg that is on the floor and somehow manages to pull it out from Drake while at the same time standing up so that Drake is braced high up on Dragon's shoulder, still holding onto Dragon. Dragon fights through the pain though and runs forward, driving Drake into the furnace, but by doing this, Dragon also drives Drake's knee even further into his shoulder. Drake hits the furnace, taking the blunt of the blow in the small of his back. Both men then fall to the floor, Drake grabbing at his back, and Dragon grabbing at his arm and shoulder. Both men struggle to get to their feet, but they do, and Dragon is the first to take to the offensive. With a kick to the gut of Drake, Dragon sends him stagering backwards holding at his gut. Dragon then runs at Drake again, but runs behind Drake, pushes himself off the furnace behind Drake with a foot, and comes spinning backwards with a well placed martial arts kick to the small of Drake's back. Drake arches his back and scream as he drops to his knees. A flurry of kicks are sent to the small of Drake's back, and his ribs. Drake falls to the floor as Dragon now stands over him. Dragon pulls Drake up to his feet, Dragon places Drake's head between his legs and locks his arms under and around Drake's waist. Dragon then lifts Drake up for a bowerbomb, but the strain on his right shoulder and arm is too much and he can't hold Drake with the power that he would like to. Drake takes quick advantage and lifts himself up, slipping out of the grip of Dragon's right arm and then grabs Dragon around the head as he comes down for a high falling ddt onto the cold hard concrete floor of the boiler room. Drake pulls Dragon up by the hair and props him up against the furnace, he goes for a chop, but Dragon stops him short with a quick kick into the ribs, and reversing the situation with Drake against the furnace and Dragon laying in chops, albeit from his weaker left arm. Finally Dragon sets up for a big right chop, but Drake moves and Dragon chops the furnace with a HUGE clang! The Dragon God screams in pain and goes to his knees clutching his further injured arm. Drake takes quick advantage, and nails a series of quick lefts into Dragon’s temple, and is about to go for a big right, when he looks into Dragon’s eyes. It seems like for a minute Drake can’t decide what to do, and instead of hitting Dragon he simply pushes him aside, and goes for the door.

FRANK: What a coward, he’s headed for the door…..

HERB: That’s the point Frank to get outta the boiler room, down to the ring and up the ladder to you World title, literally from the bowels of hell, to the clouds of heaven to get the world title, its that rich a prize to these two men.

FRANK: Yank yank, besides Drake is an idiot if he really wanted to get outta the room, he woulda gone in for the kill on Dragon, instead of just pushing him away.

HERB: Drake’s not like that though, unlike your pet Hostile Alliance boys, Drake doesn’t like hurting other people, especially not his friends. He was doing the right thing, although even I’ll admit it might have been a mistake…..

*It appears to have been a mistake indeed, as just as Drake is getting to the door, a broom handle slams into the small of his back, driving the challenger to his knees. Dragon is still obviously hurting in his right arm, but he can weld his new toy broom with deadly accuracy, as he slams vicious shots into Drake’s back, ribs and stomach with only his left arm to control it. Drake is laid out on the ground, but instead of Dragon going for the door he decides to inflict more punishment by laying in a series of boots before scavenging around the boiler room until he his eyes light up, when he sees a length of chain. He grabs the chain and takes it over to Drake where he wraps it around the man’s throat and begins choking him while leaning back into a sort of camel clutch, but pulling on the chain instead of Drake's chin, and without Drake's arms set up over Dragon's knees! Drake fights it, grabbing at the chain, trying to pull it away from his throat, but his leverage is lost to the position. Drake begins to fade out. But a sign of life comes when Drake starts to fight it again. Reaching over his shoulders, Drake is trying to reach Dragon's hands, but the chain is too long, and Drake is far away from ever reaching Dragon's hands and Dragon pulls back even harder leaning back as far as he can. When Drake appears to have almost passed out Dragon takes the chain off his throat and wraps it around his left hand. He then grabs Drake by the hair, to lift his head up, and begins driving chain augmented punches into Drake’s forehead busting him wide open, and knocking Drake silly. Dragon lets go of Drake, and Drake falls the rest of the way back to the floor. But Dragon isn't done yet. Dragon unwraps the chain from his hand and then wraps it around his left elbow. With the chain wrapped around Dragon's left elbow, Dragon takes a side step and falls, landing his left elbow and chain onto Drake's temple. Dragon stands up and does it again, and again, and again. Drake is left lying in a gathering puddle of his own blood.

HERB: MY GOD! Stop IT! You’re going to kill him, he’s a human being and Dragon is going to kill him with those punches, those elbow drops AND that chain, this just isn’t right!

FRANK: It’s right to me Herb, this is wonderful! Dragon is finally giving Drake everything he deserves in a match. That’ll teach the punk to book himself into a world title match.

HERB: Are you kidding me? Dragon asked for this match, and Drake should have gotten his title shot LONG before now, he’s earned his stripes, he’s paid his dues.

*Dragon finally stops punishing Drake, and leaves him a bloody broken mess on the floor. Dragon rises up and stands over the fallen Hyde, and begins yelling about how the proud have fallen. He then slowly turns and calmly walks towards the boiler room door. He opens it and takes one step outside, when a bloody hand reaches out and grabs his ankle, pulling him back into the boiler room. Drake is lying face down in a pool of his own blood but has somehow managed to work up the strength to grab Dragon’s LEG! This seems to infuriate the Dragon, as he turns in and lays in a wicked kick into Drake’s temple with enough force to roll him over onto his back. Dragon again stands over the bloody wreck that was once Drake Hyde, and slowly begins to wrap the chain around his stronger, but still hurting right hand.

HERB: No don’t do it, Drake is showing more heart here than any man should, he’s refusing to give up, and Dragon’s going to destroy him with that chain, goddamn it this isn’t right, Drake is a human being, is the title really worth a man’s life?

FRANK: You bet it is Herb, and I love it!

*Dragon has finished wrapping up his hand in the chain, and lays in a couple kicks to Drake’s ribs for extra fun. He then smiles cruelly, before jumping up into the air and coming down with the fist right onto Drake’s skull! But wait, no Drake moved, and Dragon crushed his own hand between his own weight and chain on concrete not to mention all the weight that just got thrown onto his already hurting shoulder. Dragon screams again in pain, and is now on his knees clutching his mangled hand, as the chain slips off and falls to the floor. Drake slowly gets to his feet, and grabs Dragon again by the hair, he lays in some quick punches, before winding up for the big right, but again he seems to hesitate, and again he’s about to release Dragon, when Dragon’s hand flies up towards Drake’s crotch trying to catch him in the family jewels! Drake is quick enough to close his legs and catch Dragon's right arm at the knees. Drake looks at Dragon and decides that this man he is facing is not his one time friend, and Drake can't afford to play the nice guy role anymore. Drake twists his legs hard, tweaking Dragon's arm AND shoulder. With Dragon's arm being bent hard at the elbow in the WRONG direction, Drake lays into Dragon with a HUGE right, before grabbing another handful of hair, Drake let's go of Dragon's arm with his legs and begins repeatedly bashing Dragon’s head in with his knee! After about ten stiff knees to Dragon’s unprotected skull, Drake lets Dragon slump to the floor, and steps over his wrecked body, towards the exit to the Boiler Room, and Drake is OUT!

HERB: AMAZING! After all that punishment Drake is the first one out of the boiler room!

FRANK: What a coward and a dirty rat! First he beats up his so called “friend” and then he runs out of the room like a scared little bitch! This is really a new low for Hyde, I’m telling you what! I think he really is the devil.

HERB: Oh please Frank, shut your hole.

*Outside the boiler room, Drake leans against the wall to catch his breath, but doesn’t get much chance as Dragon crawls out of the boiler room on his hand and knees with his right arm clutched against his body like a dog with a wounded leg. Drake slowly pushes himself off the wall, and is only sturdily up to his feet, when Dragon reaches him. Dragon reaches up to grab onto Drake’s silver studded belt to help pull himself up. As soon as he is to his feet, he NAILS Drake with a vicious chop across the chest with his unhurt left arm. The force of the blow sends Drake stumbling back into the wall, but Drake quickly comes back with a chop of his own that sends Dragon into the opposite wall. The two then meet again on somewhat more sturdy legs, and begin trading chops in quick succession. Both men’s chest’s are turning bright red, and in Drake’ case almost completely obscuring the tattoos on his chest. Finally Drake manages to get the advantage with two unanswered chops, before giving Dragon a boot to the midsection, that doubles him over. Drake then wraps his arms around Dragon’s waist and lifts the Dragon God onto his should, before taking a couple quick running steps, and planting Dragon’s already badly hurt left shoulder onto his knee with a running shoulder breaker! Dragon is HURT!

FRANK: What a miserable asshole! Drake is going right for what he knows is hurt on Dragon. He could end the man’s career with moves like that.

HERB: I doubt Drake wants to end the man’s career, but he’s not thinking right now, he just wants that title, its consuming him, making him go that extra mile. The Gold can drive a man insane Frank, and I think that’s what’s happening to Drake here, he’s forgotten all about trying to save Dragon from himself, and is really focusing on trying to win this match.

FRANK: Yeah but you don’t have to win at the expense of the man’s career, and that’s what Drake’s doing!

HERB: I didn’t hear you complaining when Dragon was trying to kill Drake with that chain now did I? You just don’t like Drake, so shut the hell up.

*After dropping Dragon, Drake has to lean against the wall again to catch his breath. Just as he’s beginning to stagger towards the ring his feet are taken out from under him, as Dragon amazingly uses his one good arm to push himself up into a leg sweep. Dragon continues his own momentum by sitting up quickly and driving his heel down into Drake’s sternum with a viciously sitting ax kick. The blow causes the air to rush out of Drake’s lungs and causes him to sit up himself clutching his chest, but with a final burst of strength Dragon is able to roll back over onto his stomach, while sending a kick straight into Drake’s teeth!

HERB: What the HELL?!?! Somehow Dragon was able to pull off three incredible moves in the course of roughly five seconds, I’ve never seen ANYTHING like that.

FRANK: Neither have I! No wonder this guy thinks he’s god, he IS!

*Dragon lays on his stomach breathing heavily and clutching at his injured arm, while Drake is on his back, sucking wind trying desperately to catch his breath after that brutal blow to his lungs and face, and all of this not ten feet from the exit to the boiler room.

HERB: Both of these men are broken, and totally exhausted, and they haven’t even made it to the ring yet, this is by far one of the most brutal exchanges I have ever seen, and now they’re getting up, my god they’re both getting up, Drake Hyde and Black Dragon are NOT HUMAN!

*Dragon and Drake are both slowly climbing to their feet, each one a wreck of a human being, finally when both are to their feet, they turn towards each other. Immediately they both go on the attack, amazingly choosing to break the same move out of their respective arsenals, as they each hit a super kick on one another! Both men land the move, and both men fall back into opposite walls in the hallway, hitting the walls hard. After hitting the wall, both men again have the same thought as they come off the wall, both Drake Hyde and Black Dragon jump at each other, each trying to nail the other with a hard right hand, and each nailing the other with a hard right hand in mid air. Both men spin off to the side of each other after hitting each other, and fall to the floor in the middle of the hallway. Drake lands on his back, and begins grabbing at his back while Dragon is holding his right hand close to his chest. Both men desperately try and claw their way up to their feet, and Drake is the first man up, although he’s in obvious pain. Drake’s hands dart out faster than lightening to grab Dragon’s already injured right arm and Drake uses the arm to whip Dragon into several folding chairs that are leaning up against the wall. The chairs fly in several different directions, as Dragon writhes in pain on the cold concrete floor. Drake then grabs one of the scattered chairs, and raises it above his head, setting up for a big shot with it. Dragon is up to his knees now, he looks up at Drake, and SMASH! The chair bends over the Dragon God’s skull, and Dragon is busted wide open!

HERB: Oh my GOD! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Dragon busted out, this is really a first folks, I’ve NEVER seen Dragon bleed!

FRANK: What a sick animal Drake is, he’s beaten his so called best friend to a bloody pulp, is this the guy you want your kids watching? I don’t think so!

HERB: He’s only doing what he has to do for the title Frank, and that’s a fact. Maybe this is the best thing though, if Dragon’s bleeding maybe Drake can use that to convince him he’s NOT a god.

*Dragon seems stunned but is quickly back up to his knees, as Drake stands over him chair poised again. But Drake apparently thinks better of hitting him again, and tosses the chair aside. And Dragon just kneels, he doesn’t move yet stares up into Drake’s face, as the blood runs down into his eyes, both men’s faces are almost totally covered by the crimson mask. After a quick second Drake starts shaking his head, and saying, “it’s blood Sano, you’re blood, you’re just a man.” But Dragon just stares at Drake blankly through his mask of gore. Finally Drake shakes his head in frustration, and leaves Dragon kneeling there. It only takes a second through for Dragon to snap out of his haze, and he is LIVID! He runs at Drake from behind shrieking in Japanese, and hits Drake in the small of the back with his left shoulder, Drake is in great pain as he goes down to his knees again. Dragon grabs Drake by the hair and pulls him up, before viciously driving his own skull into Drake’s with a head butt, again, and again, and again! Both the men’s blood splatters off their split craniums, onto the walls. Dragon finally releases Drake’s hair, but Drake doesn’t fall, he’s wobbly but he somehow manages to stay on his feet, Dragon then starts viciously kicking him in the ribs, one, two, three, four, the kicks come from the right and the left so quickly its almost impossible to count, until Drake finally goes down to his knees, and Dragon finishes the combination with a VILE side kick right into Drake’s teeth! But Dragon isn’t finished with Drake yet, and he pulls the beaten man up to his feet again with his own bloody head of hair. Dragon leans Drake against the wall and starts laying into him with stiff chops to the chest. After every three left chops, Dragon goes for a bigger, right, causing himself pain, but every right chop seems to gain force with each attempt. Finally Dragon lets go of Drake, and allows him to slump to the floor, and Dragon begins stalking away from Drake shaking his right arm in pain all the while.

FRANK: Haha! Dragon has come, back, and he found a way to work the kinks out of his arm, BEAT DRAKE TO A PULP WITH CHOPS! HAHA!

*It doesn’t take long though for Drake to get back to his feet, and give chase. He hits Dragon with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends both men tumbling to the ground, where they being to punch, and claw at each other. Their flailing arms and legs causes the two men to roll along the ground, and right out through the entryway to the arena floor! Dragon finally gets the better of the exchange and throws Drake off, before nipping up to his feet, he then pulls Drake up by the hair, and whips him into the security barrier. Drake hits with the small of his back and is apparently in a great deal of pain, Dragon then comes running towards him, going for a body splash but Drake ducks just in time, sending Dragon up and over the barrier with a back body drop! Dragon flies into several fans and ringside, and begins using them to claw his way up to his feet, just as he finally gets up, Drake hopes up onto the barrier and jumps off with his own cross body, but Dragon sees him in time and jumps up himself to hit a defensive drop kick right into Drake’s ribs. Drake rolls on the ground in agony as Dragon slowly gets back up to his own feet, before pulling Drake up by his bloody mess of hair. Just as Drake is pulled up to his knees, he somehow finds the strength to pop up to his feet, and completely surprise Dragon with an over head release belly to belly Suplex! However, he immediately grabs his ribs in pain from executing the difficult move. Drake doesn’t waste any time worrying about his ribs though, as he immediately grabs Dragon’s own bloody hair, to pull him up to his feet. Drake goes quickly to the attack driving punches into the big split in Dragon’s skin, bringing a fresh gush of new blood from the wound.

FRANK: Drake is just like an ANIMAL! It’s disgusting!

HERB: For Christ sakes Frank get over it, he’s just giving everything he has to win the world title, that’s what this business is all about.

*Drake lets go of Dragon’s hair, but continues to lay in the punches, as Dragon starts to come back with some lefts of his own. The two men continue to brawl through the fans and towards the ring, with Drake keeping the clear advantage as Dragon keeps backing up further and further. After a minute they hit the stairs and Dragon nails a stiff knee into Drake’s ribs doubling the man over. But instead of continuing to work over Drake, Dragon begins pushing his way through the fans towards the security barrier, and out to the ring. Drake again doesn’t waste any time following, and catches Dragon by the hair pulling him back few steps. Drake then spins the Dragon around, and starts firing at him with quick rights to the temple, Dragon is REELING! After close to twenty blows, Dragon stops him short with a quick Asiatic thrust to Drake’s throat, that leaves Drake gasping for air. Dragon again begins to push his way towards the ring, as Drake goes down to one knee desperately trying to collect himself.

HERB: Dragon is just running away, he wants no part of Hyde right here. I think he’s found out his “devil” is a lot more than he’s bargained for.

FRANK: Ah he’s just being smart is all, he wants to win the match so he’s going to the ring, and besides if you were having to fight that animal Hyde, you wouldn’t want to be around him much either.

*Drake finally gets his breath back, and goes back to chasing down Dragon. Just as Dragon reaches the barrier, he looks back to see Drake hot on his tail, he then jumps up onto the barrier and comes flying back off with a moonsault! Drake, Dragon and the entire front row go down! Dragon crawls out of the carnage, and reaches the guard rail, using it to pull himself up to his feet, he then turns just in time to see Drake charging, and the two men are send over the barrier with the force of Drake’s vicious clothesline. Drake is now clutching his ribs on the ground and Dragon moans in pain as he landed on his already severely injured right shoulder.

HERB: This is chaos, sheer chaos. These men are killing each other, and all for the title.

FRANK: Yeah, its great isn’t it?

*Both men slowly get back up to their feet, with Drake leaning against the barrier and Dragon leaning against the ring apron, as both men try to catch their breath. Dragon looks over his shoulder, to see where the ladder is already set up in the center of the ring, and suspended above that, the glorious AWA World title. Dragon then cuts his eyes over towards Drake, and rolls into the ring, as quickly as possible. Dragon then sprints towards the ladder and begins climbing it quickly, but Drake is right behind him, and grabs Dragon’s leg before he can even get up to the second rung of the ladder. Dragon tries desperately to shake him off, but can’t quite seem to do it, and finally Drake is about to pull him off, and Dragon drops down to his feet on the mat. The two men lock eyes, and stare at each other’s blood soaked faces, Dragon’s lip curls in disdain, as he rushes at Drake. Just a second before the two men meet, Dragon drops to his knees and goes for a leg sweep, but Drake is ready for it, and leaps up just in time, when he hits the mat Drake goes for a kick at Dragon’s ribs, but Dragon catches his leg and spins Drake around and hits a quick release Dragon Suplex that sends Drake into the ladder ribs first! The ladder tips over as Drake cries out in pain, but Dragon doesn’t let up at all, and begins laying in boots to Drake’s ribs while trying to position the ladder so it lays flat on the ground. Finally he gets the ladder in place, before kicking Drake viciously in the temple, knocking him out long enough to be able to sandwich Drake’s ribs and lower back between the two sides of the ladder. Once Drake is pinned up, Dragon stands up to his full height, and whips his bloody hair back away from his face. He raises both arms in a “Christ-like” pose, before quickly turning his back on the ladder, and hitting a standing moonsault, onto the ladder causing it to crush Drake, amazingly Dragon somehow pops up to hit a rolling senton, and then again to hit another standing moonsault! Drake has almost been cut in HALF! Dragon’s own moves took a lot out of him as well, as he lies on the mat clasping his own ribs and back. After a moment Dragon is able to use the ropes to help himself to his feet, before he pulls Drake out from between the ladder, and dumps him on the mat. Dragon begins setting up the ladder, as Drake lies twitching on the mat. When Dragon gets the ladder set up he takes a minute to lean against it to gain some of his wind back, but that proves costly, as Drake miraculously is able to pop up to his feet, and grab Dragon by his hair, he then slams Dragon’s face into the ladder, causing it to tip over again, this time hitting the ropes, and staying their, Dragon is almost out on his feet, so Drake springs off the far ropes, runs past Dragon, and leaps over of the top rope, grabbing the ladder on the way down, his weight causes the ladder to fly up, nailing Dragon in the face with enough force to take him off his feet and almost a foot into the air before he crashes and burns on the mat in a broken heap. Drake is on the outside on one knee clutching at his ribs, and they’re obviously still giving him a lot of pain. Drake then pulls himself back into the ring, but doesn’t go for the ladder which is now lying no the ring, near the broken body of Dragon, instead Drake goes immediately to Dragon, and pulls him up by the hair, and whips him using Dragon’s injured arm into the corner. Drake follows him in quickly with a bodysplash that hurts his own ribs, but sandwiches Dragon’s right shoulder between his own body and the turnbuckle. Dragon goes down to one knee clutching at his shoulder, while Drake is down on his own knees holding his ribs and trying desperately to get his wind back.

HERB: My God! Drake just refuses to let his injured ribs get in the way of his winning. He just hurt himself to do more damage to Dragon, he’s not human!

FRANK: Of course he’s not human, he’s nothing but a sick twisted animal.

*Drake then gets back up to both feet, and pulls Dragon up by the hair. Drake nails a couple quick punches in before choke lifting Dragon up to sit on the top turnbuckle. Drake follows him up, and nails a few more punches, before he pulls Dragon up to his feet with a front head lock, and now both men are standing on the top rope! Drake tries to lift him, but his ribs seem to hurt him to much, he tries again, same result. Now Dragon seems to have realized his position, and begins fighting like a wild animal sending lefts into Drake’s ribs, but he can’t escape! Finally Drake is able to overcome the pain, and lift Dragon up, before falling back to nail IN MEMORY OF D RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER! Dragon twitches a couple times after hitting the mat, but then stops moving, as Drake rolls off holding his ribs that are now in tremendous pain!

FRANK: That’s just sick, sick and vile and wrong. I can’t believe you’d condone actions like that Herb, Drake may have just killed the Black Dragon.

HERB: I’m in complete and total awe, I am speechless, that was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen.

*Drake, slowly gets up to his feet, still heavily favoring his ribs, and grabs the ladder off the mat. He pulls it up, and begins setting it up. Finally, after making sure it’s stable after all the punishment, IT’S taken, Drake begins his slow climb up, as Dragon begins to stir, and he looks towards the ladder where Drake has nearly reached the top. In complete desperation, Dragon pops up to his knees and from that position throws himself into the ladder tipping it over, and sending Drake over the top rope and to the outside, where he lands on his on ribs, with a sickening crack. Drake slumps off and falls down to the floor, as Dragon rolls over onto his back, still out of it, from the top rope brainbuster. Drake is completely unmoving on the outside, and the fans begin a slow and steady chant “DRAKE, DRAKE, DRAKE, DRAKE” and the incredible Mr. Hyde begins to stir, he is amazingly able to pull himself up to his feet, before almost crumpling again to the ground, but he somehow manages to keep his feet. On the inside Dragon has just made it to his feet as well, and he looks out in horror to see Drake, standing, albeit somewhat wobbly. Drake then climbs up to the apron, and begins yelling at Dragon from the outside, Dragon snarls something at him, and takes off running towards the ropes, but that’s what Drake was wanting, he grabs Dragon’s injured right arm, and jumps off the apron, using the rope to wrench Dragon’s shoulder again! Drake then grabs Dragon by the ankles tripping him, and pulls him to the outside. Drake immediately begins hammering on Dragon’s skull with a flurry of punches, before finishing it off with a HUGE right hand! Dragon slumps to the floor, and Drake turns around to soak up the cheers for him, but he doesn’t waste much time as he slides, back into the ring, going for the ladder. Dragon is quickly up to his feet as well though, and he slides in after Drake. Drake turns to see Dragon advancing towards him, Drake however continues to try and set up the ladder, before quickly spinning around and kicking Dragon in the gut doubling him over. Drake then locks in a front headlock, and again attempts to lift Dragon, but his ribs just aren’t willing to cooperate, and Drake just can’t get him up. He finally has to release the headlock as Dragon continually pounds on his ribs, once Dragon is free, he immediately sprays his black mist into Drake’s face and hits the DRAGON PLUNGE! However the force of Drake’s chin digging into Dragon’s shoulder appears to have done more damage to Dragon than to Drake. Dragon is rolling on the mat in pain, and Drake is clawing at his eyes to clear them. Drake’s face is a sickening mass of blood and foul blackness. Both men find someway to get up to their feet, although Drake is still somewhat blinded from the Black Mist. Dragon rushes at Drake, but Drake sidesteps, and hits Dragon with a single arm DDT, and then rolls over into a reverse Fujiwara Armbar! Dragon lies on the mat screaming in pain as Dragon cranks back on hold, nearly separating the Dragon God’s shoulder. After nearly five minutes in the hold, Dragon seems to go completely limp, he’s
passed out from the pain. Drake wrenches the arm a couple more times to make
sure Dragon isn’t faking it before releasing the hold and looking down at
his friend. He shakes his head sadly before going for the ladder, and
setting it up quickly, but Dragon was playing possum and he pops up to his
feet! Drake sees this and begins climbing faster but Dragon sprints to the
ladder, and starts to climb it backwards. He grabs onto Drake’s legs
and pulls him off for a HUGE Powerbomb, but not before Drake is able to
grab onto the belt, becoming the NEW AWA WORLD CHAMP!

HERB: YES! Drake has done it, he’s achieved his dreams, he’s FINALLY
won the AWA WORLD TITLE!

FRANK: NO! This truly is a dark day for wrestling, I can’t believe
this! I think I’m going to be sick!

HERB: Drake Hyde is the new AWA World Heavyweight Champion!
*"Till I Collapse" begins to play as Black Dragon slowly makes his way
up the ramp The fans' reaction is deafening. Drake only gets up very
slowly and it seems like he hasn't realized his win yet. But as soon as he
realizes he holds the belt in his hands, he realizes he is the new AWA World
Champion. Drake hugs the belt and looks up in the sky tears running down his
face, almost washing away the blood, but not quite getting the job done, as
suddenly Leena enters the ring and hugs him.
FRANK: Damn, I could puke at this sight!
HERB: She is his wife and has every right to celebrate with him!
*As fireworks start exploding, the rest of the NHL makes its way down
the aisle, as Ramona and CarnEvil support the beaten Low, while Melina,
along with Youth & Wisdom follow them closely. They all enter the ring, as
Leena has helped Drake back up on his feet.
FRANK: Look at this group of cripples!
HERB: Shut up and let this moment speak for itself.
*Drake and Low glare at each other, then they walk towards each other
and hug to possibly the loudest reaction in AWA history! The entire NHL, as
well as Buck and Jeff now shake hands with Drake and hug him, before finally
lifting him on there shoulders. As Drake Hyde holds his AWA World title
belt high into the air, the transmission of AWA Classic ends.
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