WRESTLEFEST II
(The PPV opens to a black screen. Low, steady hum begins in the background, as the Wrestlefest II logo slowly fades into view.)

Voice/Over-1 Year in the making...

(Cuts to a clip of a crowd roaring loudly. The scene quickly jump cuts to a shot of the old AWA ring at Wrestlefest I, where Mike Nukem gets double teamed by the Terror Twins. It quickly jumps to Shane Solomon stomping a downed Bionic Boxer, and finally to a bloody Mercenary holding up the AWA World Heavyweight Title. The scene then cuts to black.)

V/O-The culmination of an entire roster's hard work...

(Cut to a shot of Weston Steel winning the Hell Bowl, then quickly to a shot of Lars Fredrickson capturing the TV Title in the Ten Foot Under match. Next, Frank Jackson can be heard screaming "Oh my god, Steel was just power bombed off of a 30 FOOT CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!" during the 3 tiered cage match. Cut to black again, and back to the hum.)

V/O-Titles have been lost, won, stolen, and renamed...

(Primetime's theme music begins to blare. Cut to a shot of Theoren Spencer renaming the Hardcore Title. Next, to a shot of President Gray pinning Jack Happy in a retirement match. Next to a shot of the Alliance standing in the center of an AWA ring, having a stairdown with The Connection. Finally, cut to a shot of Crimson Dream spearing Ray Owens, then cut to black and back to the droll hum.)

V/O-But finally, the biggest event in Professional Wrestling...

(Cut to a slow motion clip of a bandaged Mercenary, celebrating with the World Title. Quickly cut a shot of Excorcist coming to ringside with the World Title around his waist. Next, Weston Steel driving down the road in the "Ole 36er" with the World Title strapped to the hood. Then a shot of Crimson Dream scaling the turnbuckles, displaying the belt for the crowd. Then Killspree, holding the belt and standing next to President Gray. Next, Jack Happy, talking on the mic with the belt over is shoulder. Then Sabotage running to the ring, belt in hand. Next Theoren Spencer, holding the title above his head. Finally, Ray Owens clobbering Crimson Dream with the belt. The scene cuts to black again.)

IS HERE!
(The sound of the crowd roaring cuts in, and the shot fades to high above the Cow Palace. The shot then cuts to the announce table, where Herb Summer and Frank Jackson are decked out in fine tuxedos.)

FJ-Welcome, everyone, to the biggest event in professional wrestling! Here before the sold out crowd of 14,115 rabid AWA fans, we have the biggest event of all TIME! I'm Frank Jackson, with me is Herb Summer.

HS-It sure is great to be here, Frank. This time last year, I was questioning whether or not a PPV would be a good idea. Only one year later, and look at the success we're enjoying! It's going to be a huge night, Frank. Every title to be defended, and don't forget the main event!

FJ-That's right, Herb. Right now, however, I believe we're taking you to the parking lot.

(Shot cuts to the parking lot. There are several nice cars around, and a few beat up cars and trucks. Out of the darkness walks D-Nutts, bags in hand.)

Drake-I can't believe that rental car got a flat! At least we're close to the arena.

D-Struction-How can you tell?

Drake-Look around you. We're in "White Trash Parking Only."

D-oh yea. Speaking of White Trash, look at that heap.

(D-Struction points to a heavily battered truck, and the camera zooms in on the bumper sticker. "I still miss my Ex...but my aim's improving.")

Drake-What a piece of crap! (Kicks the bumper. It rattles badly.)

Voice from off camera-Ahem. Y'got a problem wit' mah truck, Bo-ahs?

(Both members of D-Nutts turn around slowly, revealing the voice to be Weston Steel's! On closer inspection, the truck is obviously The "Ole 36'er!")

D-nutts collectively-Oh shit....

Steel-calm down, fellas. I jus' came back for mah' case of Keystone. (The live crowd actually pops for him.) If you'll excuse me.

(Steel parts between both men and reaches into the back. He takes out a case of Keystonethen turns around.)

Steel-Almost forgot. Sure don't want to shake up the good stuff.

(sets the case on the ground, then quickly grabs both men and slams their heads onto the side of the truck! Steel then drops D-Struction with a stiff punch, and Keystone Kicks Hyde to the concrete!)

Steel-Next time, why doncha tell ME when ya don't like mah' truck.

(Scene cuts back to ringside.)

FJ-Wow. That REALLY looked like the Steel of old! Well folks, only the in the AWA will you see a PPV START with a match that is main event quality. Up next we've got three singles matches that will determine who the next AWA champion is! Let's take you to ringside.

Announcer-Ladies and gentlemen.. this next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Jimmy the Retard and El Hefe, he is a former United States Champion, a former Light Heavyweight Champion, a former Television Champion, and a former Tag Team champion. Weighing in at 229 1/2 pounds, here...is... Laaaaaaaaaars Freeeeeeeeeedrickson!

("Blood and Whiskey" by The dropkick Murphys is cued, and Lars is almost booed out of the building. He comes to ringside in his normal attire, followed by Jimmy, who is, oddly, still wearing the Pikachu costume. Behind Jimmy is El Hefe in a pink speedo. Hefe flexes on his way to ringside, as Lars rolls into the ring. Fredrickson then calls for a mic.)

Lars(standing tall in the middle of the ring): Tonight marks the one year anniversary of the AWA. A federation that went from the shadow of a once famous organization, and ultimately rose up from the decaying shambles of that company. That sudden rise to glory, and to being the top company in this sport of wrestling today is of course obviously do to one thing....me! (The die-hard AWA fans begin to loose it, booing madly) Thank you, thank you, your all too kind. It’s not hard for one to notice that I made this fed, and made EVERY real belt in this fed famous, that is of course, except one. However, after tonight, that will no longer be the case. (more heat comes from the jam packed arena)

In fact, since tonight is going to be such a special night for me, the AWA, and everyone of my adoring fans in the audience tonight...I think it deserves a bit of a trip down memory lane. Roll the reel!

(The big screen begins to play a shot of Lars nailing the “7 Years Down” on numerous females (mainly EE members), and a couple of male competitors.)

Lars: Here I am, working my way through the Featherweight Title Tournament, against some VERY worthy opponents.

(The screen then shows Lars standing victorious over AAA with the featherweight title in his hands)

Lars: Ahh, and here I am winning that tournament, where I obtained my first taste of gold, and became the first ever AWA World Featherweight Champion. A belt, that I remind you, I never unsuccessfully defended, but rather handed down to a less worthy competitor as I was obviously much to good for the likes of the featherweights in this fed.

(The camera then cuts to the ending of the infamous AWA signature boiler room brawl match where Black Dragon falls off the ladder knocking Blaze and C-Rock off the ladder next to it, and Lars continues to climb up the ladder, and snatches a hold of the Television Title)

Lars: Here I am beating four idiotic, and very unskilled, wrestlers in a grueling match in which I became the undisputed winner, and then most successful Television Champion the AWA has ever seen. Not to mention, I also upgraded the standards of talent who have held the TV Title.

(The screen then begins to show Lars (in his Larster days) nailing the devastated legdrop of doom on Weston Steele, and making the cover. It then cuts to a shot of the Larster now wearing an oWn shirt, with the US Belt raised high in one hand, and the TV Belt raised high in the other)

Lars: Ahhh...and here is what is one of my FAVORITE matches. This is the match that I pinned the “world famous” and “hall of famer” and “three time world champion” Weston Steele in just under three minutes! Not only did I show the world just how great I am, and that I am the new force and next generation of wrestling, but I also became the first ever AWA double champion!

(The screen then cuts to a shot of “Lower Eastside” Fredrickson, and The Larster holding the tag team titles high in the air, with a look of exhaustion on his face, and sweat pouring down his forehead)

Lars: Lastly, here I am after defeating arguably the best tag team the AWA has ever seen, to become the first ever single holder of the Tag Team Championship Belts. Now, after I win the World Heavyweight Title tonight to become the first ever AWA Triple Crown winner, I DEMAND that I be inducted into the AWA Hall of Fame. I look at the members of the Hall of Fame, and all I see is a bunch of washed up has-beens. I see people who have either been totally forgotten by the sport, or who are nothing more then a small percentage of what they once were. To me, the AWA Hall of Fame should be renamed the AWA Hall of Shame!

(MAJOR heat begins to start, and some spectators begin to throw cups and other garbage into the ring. Lars just ignores this as well.)

Lars: I’m a legend in this company, this sport, and this industry, and tonight I will finally get recognized for my accomplishments. Which brings me to my first opponent of the night. Mr. Dragon, it’s time that I beat your fair and square in the ring, to get one step closer to that goal. Oh, wait...are you even going to show up here tonight? I hear your neck is bothering you a bit (laughs a bit, and then waddles around the ring holding onto his neck in pain, mocking the once severely injured Dragon) Come on Dragon, I’m waiting. Let’s see who the REAL legend is between us, heck, maybe I’ll even finally finish off what Dream tried to do all those months back!

FJ-What did he mean by that? Oh well.

Announcer-and his opponent. He is a former United States champion, and a former Hardcore Champion... weighing in at 237 pounds.. Erik... Draaaaaaaaaagoooooooooon!!!!

("Money" by Pink Floyd is cued up, but Erik Dragon never shows. They restart his music, but he doesn't show. All of a sudden, Lars is in the ref's face, demanding him to start the count! The ref tries to argue, but Lars quickly spins the ref around and puts him in a chickenwing! The ref, in pain, is forced to count and quickly reaches 10!)

FJ-What!?!?

HS-What a sham!!!

A-Your winner via countout, and advancing to the Main Event.. Lars Fredrickson!!!

(The Arena is rocked with boos as Lars exits, smugly. Then, on the Ameritron, a scene in the back starts. It shows Vinnie and Oz standing over a shattered table. In the mess of the table is Erk Dragon!)

Vinnie-Ehhhhh! Da Boss said ta chokeslam yo t'ru da table, paizan!

(Lars and Hefe laugh maniacally as they head to the back.)

FJ-No!! Dragon was robbed!

HS-You know what? Dragon and Lars have NEVER truly wrestled. Someone has interfered in every match they've ever had. I have a feeling this isn't the last we see of this.

("New York, New York" is cued, and President Gray, followed by Dave Santini, Ray Owens, Vinnie, Oz, Chapman, and Louise head to the ring. They all roll in and do various poses, before Gray gets on the mic.)

Gray-By now, all you morons out there have surely heard of my indefinete suspension of the Sandmen of Carnage, or specifically Crimson Dream! (Huge heat) Since Crimson Dream has been suspended, it is Ray Owen's right to advance to the main event!

FJ-(Crowd gives HUGE heat)What!? This night has been a RIP!

Gray-HOWEVER, being the fighting contendor he's always been, Ray will make an OPEN CHALLENGE to anyone in the back who will except! heh, not bloody likely..

FJ-Wow, what an- Wait a minute.. I just learned that security has locked the doors to the lockerrooms! No wrestler in the lockerroom can get out to accept the challenge! I can't beleive it!

Gray-Heh, I guess there's no takers. Moving on, we-

(Suddenly, "Agnus Dai" by William Byrd is cued! Nothing happens at first, but Gray and Owens suddenly get a terrified look on their faces! Then, black smoke begins to fill the ring! The ring is quickly covered, but when the smoke clears, a man in a silver body suit is waiting in the ring! On the suit is a black dragon that curls around the chest and down the leg. The man has black face paint, with Japanese symbols over both eyes, and a crop of jet black hair. It is none other than-<)

FJ and HS-BLACK DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!

(The Family, totally stunned, is quickly under attack from the Japanese Dervish! Dragon spits a thick black mist into Gray's eyes, blinding him! He then drops Chapman with a superkick, and Owens with a chop! Vinnie, Oz and Santini all three run at him, but he ducks down and they tripple clothesline each other! All of the Family members then roll out of the ring, and the bell rings!)

HS-We've got an impromptu match here!

FJ-AND, the winner gets his shot at the World Title! Black Dragon's never even SEEN the World Title!

(Owens and Dragon circle, then quickly lock up. Owens puts Dragon into a headlock, then into an armbar, then back to another sideheadlock. Dragon shoves Owens towards the ropes. Owens back and attempts a cross body block, but Dragon ducks BACKWARDS and bridges, causing Owens to fly over him and hit hard on the canvas! Dragon the taunts the crowd and hits a standing moonsault on Owens! The crowd begins to roar as Dragon leaps to his feet and hits a standing senton, then finishes it off with another standing moonsault! He covers, but Chapman grabs Owens' foot and puts it on the ropes! Dragon is livid, but he continues his assualt. Dragon pulls Owens up by the hair and backs him against the ropes. Dragon then hits a wicked chop, and another! Dragon then connects with a martial arts kick that Owens stumbling to the center of the ring. Dragon then runs for the ropes and does a handspring, while upside down the back of his knees bounce off the ropes. The Dragon springs back into a huge flying reverse elbow! Owens is sprawled across the ring, and the fans are eating it up! Owens stumbles to his feet, but Black Dragon springs off the second turnbuckle, then up to the top rope, then takes a blind leap off the top and hits a HUGE Ranna off the top! Owens is shaking in pain, and Dragon bounces of the ropes, but Chapman was waiting for him with a wicked chairshot to the back! Dragon stumbles forward slowly, and Ray made it to his feet and quickly landed a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, turning it into a submission! Dragon won't tap, so Owens hammers him in the chest and lets him go. Owens then pulls up Dragon and hits a snap suplex, holds onto the move and rolls back to his feet, hits another snap suplex to work on the back again, ROLLS OVER TO HIS FEET AGAIN, and then drapes Dragon over the top rope with a front suplex, leaving him hanging. Owens immediatly starts to argue with the ref, and Vinnie, Oz, and Chapman pull Dragon down off the ropes! The trio stomps him mercilessly, then rolls him in. Owens quickly makes a pinfall, and gets 1,2, kickout! Owens next springboards off the second rope and connects with a legdrop, and gets another two count. Owens the scales the top rope, but Dragon dives and shakes the ropes, dropping him! Owens is quickly crotched, and Dragon goes to the top and hits the Dragons Drop Brainbuster off the top rope! At this time President Gray jumps onto the apron to argue with the ref. Dragon straightens Owens then goes to the ropes, where he taunts the crowd. Dragon springboards to the top rope, just as Chapman slides his steel chair into the ring! Owens grabs the chair and holds it over his head as Dragon flies off with a HUGE moonsault, and smashes down headfirst onto the chair! Dragon is out cold, and Ray uses the last of his strength to slide the chair out of the ring and cover. The ref sees it and makes a slow 1,2,3.)

A-Your winner, and advancing to the Main Event, "Hitman" Ray Owens!!

FJ-(SIghs)two matches, two shams. That was terrible. It's great to see the Dragon back. Next up, we apparently have some interview time for Southtown Kid scheduled.

("Southtown" by P.O.D. is cued and out runs and STK headbanging all the way to the ring. He gets inside the ring and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle to greet the crowds. He climbs back down and asks for a mic. )

S Kid: Well hello everybody here at the Cow Palace, and have I got a surprise for you.

(The crowd erupts in cheers as STK raises his hand to calm the masses. )

S Kid: As you may have noticed in the past few weeks, I have been making myself known to the members of the family. I know that one of them made that call to the IRS to put my friend Shadow in jail. I could have been any of them, and believe me they will pay for what they did. I would like to continue talking about this matter but I think it could be better discussed by someone else so with no further delay I ask him to show his self.

(The lights go out all around the arena and the silence hits the crowd with a deafening thud. )

HS: What the hell. What is the meaning of this? Having the lights out like this is dangerous.

FJ: This all seems familiar some how.

(Then suddenly bright white pyros fire off and when the lights come on Shadow is in the center of the ring. The crowd gives off a huge pop as Shadow stands motionless and expressionless in the center of the ring. Shadow’s face has changed now to the fact that he no longer has a mask on revealing a rough, unshaven face. Shadow walks over to STK and shakes his hand and grabs the mic. He then walks over to the ropes and looks over the crowd before lifting the mic to his mouth and speaking with a very dry voice. )

Shadow: Honey, I home.

(Again the crowd ignites with cheers and whistles as Shadow continues. )

Shadow: Well it is like the Kid has been saying, we know that it has to have been one of the family. So I say this to all of the members of the family in the back. If you have any guts among yourselves back there then come one out. I talking to who ever it was that put me in jail, get your *beep* out here now!!!

(Shadow throws down the mic as the crowds cheers yet once again. Then Hail to the Chief is cued and President Gray walks out onto the rampway with a mic in hand. Shadow and STK both look viciously towards him. )

Pres. Gray: Oh whine, whine, don’t you ever shut up!!!

(This infuriates the two men in the ring and they start to exit the ring towards Gray. Gray laughs and then holds up his hand towards Shadow. )

Pres. Gray: Watch it boy, after all I can have your ass in jail before you can count to three. That is of course assuming that you can.

(The crowd starts cheering out “A*shole” and Gray just smiles at them. )

Pres. Gray: Shadow, you are lucky that I didn’t just fire your ass for the lack of showing up. I guess I had to feel pity on you though. You see folks I can be a nice guy. Now as my sources tell me Shadow, you are in a bit of a, how should I put it, financial crisis, so biting the hand that feeds you wouldn’t be such a good idea now would it.

(Shadow tries to run towards the President but STK holds him back. )

Pres. Gray: But you should smile tonight Shadow, because I have a present for you. You see you and your ill-advised friend there have been a bother to the family for something that we just can’t take credit for. Of course we would like to be able to tell everyone we sent Shadow packing, but we can’t. You two should have been looking a little closer to home boys. Funny I should say boys though.

(The crowd starts to boo and throw bottles and various objects into the ring and officials quickly clean them out. Shadow and STK have calmed down a bit as they stare down the president. )

Pres. Gray: One problem though, we only have room for one tag team in this federation and I guess that means a retirement match between you two ...

The crowd is hushed as they await the name of the second team.

Pres. Gray: Before I say the name of the second tag team I want this match to be final so since we have that cage up there and those tables covered in C4, let us make this a Tag Team Death match!!! Between you guys and the very people who turned Shadow into the cops..... THE ALTAR BOYS!!!

(Shadow and STK turn around to go into the ring but are met by a flurry of punches and kicks from Albert an Johnny. Johnny whips Shadow into the steps as Shadow crumbles to the ground, Johnny runs to the fallen Shadow and starts stomping on him. The ref goes to him and breaks it up and the men get into the ring as the cage is lowered down around the ring. The ref then calls for the bell to start the match. )

FJ: Now finally we can get this shin-dig under way.

HS: It has been a while since we have seen Shadow and even longer since we saw the Altar Boys. Remember the last time we saw the Altar Boys was when Shadow and the Kid cost them their title shots against Vinnie and Oz. Now back to the ring.

(STK and Albert start the match in the middle of the ring stalking each other in the ring. They soon lock up and STK uses his size to gain the advantage over Albert and gets him into a headlock. Albert reverses it into a back to back suplex and both of the men fall hard to the mat. Albert is the first to get up and he goes over to STK and pulls him up by his hair and whips him into the ropes. STK comes off the ropes and ducks the clothes line but comes off the other side only to receive a knee lift to the gut from Albert. Albert then performs a face buster on STK and the Kid falls to the mat. )

FJ: Ooh I bet things don’t smell the same after that move.

(Albert goes for the quick pin fall and looks at the ref who is laughing at him on the outside of the cage. Albert is frustrated and he grabs STK’s leg and drags him over to Johnny who has been beating on Shadow for some time now. )

HS: I guess that someone should have told Albert that there are no rules in a deathmatch.

(Johnny signals for their finishing move and Albert climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Johnny. Shadow crawls back in the ring and jumps up onto the top rope and then springboards of the rope to deliver Albert a massive drop kick. Albert flies off of the turnbuckle into the cage wall. )

HS: Holy SH ... hey Frank did you see that? What agility shown here by Shadow!

FJ: Yes but Shadow took quite a fall as well seeing that he had nowhere to go but down after that move.

(Johnny powerbombs STK and then turns around to see his partner down. Johnny then runs over and starts stomping on Shadow. STK gets up slowly and walks up behind Johnny. STK appears to be sizing up Johnny for one of his vicious super kicks. The crowd starts cheering as Johnny turns around. SMACK!!! STK delivers a superkick right on target to Johnny’s jaw. Johnny falls limp to the mat. Shadow and STK then pick up Johnny and set him up on the ropes. They then run and spring off the other side of the ring and deliver a double drop kick to Johnny’s chest. Johnny flies over the ropes and against the cage. The cage wall swings lose and Johnny falls outside of the cage. )

HS: Wow this is intense. A double drop kick that put Johnny through the cage. Both of these teams are really putting it out there on the line. Neither team wants to be put out of the business.

FJ: But more important Herb, is the fact that someone will lose there job here tonight. I mean who the heck built this cage? They are definitely fired!!!

(Back at the ring Shadow and STK walk around the ring celebrating while Albert is finally up. He slides outside the ring to join his partner. They both climb to the top of the cage and start to taunt the two men inside. Shadow and STK roll out of the cage and walk around the cage setting up the tables that have the C4 charges on them. Shadow then starts to climb up the cage wall as STK goes to the opposite side and starts climbing. Both of the Altar Boys go over to the side that Shadow is climbing up and wait. Shadow is up to the edge as both Albert and Johnny start stomping his hands. Shadow loses his grip and falls quickly but is able to get hold of the wall just shy of hitting the table.)

FJ: Whoa that fall could have definately ended someone’s career.

(Albert and Johnny start celebrating as STK comes up behind them and gives them a double low blow. Albert falls on the top of the cage holding his family pride and Johnny stumbles around on the top of the cage until his foot falls through the cage roof. STK then goes over to the edge and helps Shadow to the top. STK and Shadow then start stomping on the fallen Albert as the cage starts to rise. Shadow goes to the edge and looks down as he sees none other than the hardcore champ Dave with the cage control in his hands. Dave has the belt over his shoulder and then he starts taunting Shadow with the belt. Dave then lets go of the control and gives Shadow the bird and walks back to the back.)

HS: This is crazy!!! That cage has got to be at least thirty or forty feet in the air now!

FJ: Now we really have a deathmatch on our hands.

(STK stops beating on Albert and goes over to Shadow to see what was going on. They both start yelling at Dave as Dave is leaving. Albert then gets back up still holding himself and helps his partner get unstuck. They then go to the opposite side of the cage and start to size up Shadow and STK. Then with out warning they start running towards Shadow and STK. STK and Shadow turn around just in time to see the Altar Boys coming and then they both duck and perform a high body press on the Altar Boys. Albert and Johnny both fall to the outside of the cage and on to the table setting off the charges. The arena shakes with the explosion and table splinters fly in every direction.)

HS: Oh my Gaw ... we need some medics in here now!!!

(As the smoke clears Albert and Johnny lie motionless amidst a tangled mess of wood, metal and blood. The ref walks over to the mess and immediately calls for the bell. The cage is then lowered and Shadow and STK walk back up the ramp way and then stop at the top. Shadow motions for another mic.)

Shadow: Not to take someone else’s phrase but OH HELL YEAH!!! That felt great!!! Dave I am back and like I said before, if I want that belt I will only have to take it. That is it so I will just put you on the shelf that reads unimportant and announce to all that Skid Row is back in town!!! We are coming for the Tag Team Belts and we wont stop until they are in our hands. So look out D-Nutts, because the Darkness and the Kid have your numbers boys.

(Shadow then throws down the mic and both him and the Southtown Kid leave. )

A-Your Winner via. double knock out Shadow and Southtown Kid!

FJ-Alright! It's time for the last of the World Title qualifying matches! Let's get to ringside.

A-Introducing first... he is a 2 time AWA United States Champion, and a 3 time AWA World Heavyweight Champion...weighing in at 287 pounds, he is "Southern Justice" Weston Steel!

(Surprisingly, his old music "Dukes of Hazzard" Theme is cued, and Steel comes to the ring with a case of Keystone and his Southern Justice poolstick! Due to his actions earlier, part of the crowd is actually cheering for the big Texan.)

HS-You know Frank, Steel is acting more and more like the Steel of old...

FJ-I agree, and I think the fans do as well.

A-and his opponent... he is a former AWA Hardcore Champion, and a former AWA World Heavyweight Champion... weighing in at 230 pounds, he is Mr. Jack Happy!

("Fat" by Weird Al is cued up, and big yellow smiley faces are reflected onto the Ameritron. Finally, a Wal-Mart fork lift is rolled out, with Happy riding it! CSM Bill drives as the crowd roars their approval of the Jolly Jack Jokester. Happy is lowered down to the ground, and he slides in the ring, only to be met with a vicious assault from Steel with the pool stick! The ref tries to break up the attack, but Steel shoves him away! Happy manages to get to his feet during the storm of pool stick shots, and Steel then drops the stick starts laying into Jack Happy with stiff lefts! Happy, not to be denied, begins returning the favor, and then takes advantage with a ClownKick, followed by a swinging neckbreaker! Both men, already battered, struggle to their feet immediatly, and have a staredown! The crowd is eating it up by now, and the brawl starts again! Steel's punches begin to take it's toll, and Steel finally throws Jack over the top rope. Steel quickly follows, and the two begin brawling in the aisle! The ref begins to count, but then quickly heads to the announce table!)

FJ-Ok...alright. Ladies and Gentlemen! The referee has just declared this match a no DQ, no countout match! There WILL be a real winner tonight!

(Meanwhile, Steel leads Happy near the stage, where a DJ booth is set up! Steel slams Happy's head against the stairs leading up to the booth, but Happy quickly rakes Steel's eyes and climbs up to the booth! Steel, of course, follows, and Happy breaks a record over his head! Steel still makes it to the top, where they begin brawling again! Steel again uses his size and strength advantage and backs a stunned Happy against the wall of the booth using stiff punches. Steel then slams Happy's head against a record player, and then hiptosses him off the booth, and down onto a big speaker! The speaker smashes, and sparks fly! Happy isn't moving, and climbs down to the floor and actually picks up Happy and carries him to the ring. Steel then rolls in Happy, and climbs to the top rope. Steel takes a flying leap off with an elbow drop, but Happy rolls out of the way! Both men are down, but they both slowly rise to their feet at the same time. Happy quickly runs at Steel with a back elbow and drops the big Texan again! Happy then covers, but only gets a two count. Happy then drops a knee on Steel's head, and Steel pops up in pain. Happy then pulls Weston up by his hair and attempts the Happy Daze, but Steel somehow reverses it into a front chancery! Then Steel attempts the SAMH DDT, but Happy lands on his feet and fires Steel into the ropes. Happy then locks on a sleeper hold, but Steel uses his power to lift Happy as if to back suplex him, then drop him into a sitout powerbomb! Steel makes a loose cover, but Happy kicks out at 2 1/2! The crowd is going wild, as Steel goes to the corner of the ring and retrieves Southern Justice! Happy stumbles to his feet, but Steel NAILS him with a big shot to the head, dropping Happy! Steel quickly covers, and gets a 1,2,kickout! Steel then nonchalontly goes to the corner and opens his case of Keystone. He pops a top and drains one in one gulp, as Happy is again fighting to get to his feet. Just as Happy gets up, Steel fires off a big KEYSTONE KICK, knocking Happy across the ring! Steel quickly hooks the leg and gets a 1,2,KICKOUT!!!)

FJ-Oh My God!!!!

HS-NOBODY has EVER kicked out of the Keystone Kick! I can't beleive it!

(Steel is furious, and he lines up for another kick. After several seconds Happy is up again, and Steel fires off the kick! This time, Happy ducks it and nails a stiff low blow on Steel! Steel is double over in pain, and Happy quickly hits the Happy Daze!!!! Steel lands on his back, and Happy lands next to him, without the energy to pin him. Finally, Happy drapes a shoulder over Steel, and gets a 1,2, KICKOUT!!! The crowd is chanting both "Wes-ton" and "Hap-py" at the same time?!?! Happy finally gets the energy to roll out of the ring, and set up a table between the guardrail and the apron. He rolls back in the ring, and quickly hits a pulling piledriver on Steel! Happy then rolls out of the ring again, and stands on the Wal-Mart load lifter! The entire crowd screams in unison as Jack Happy is raised 20 feet into the air, only to LEAP OFF!)

FJ and HS-BELLY BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Happy connects, and literally shakes the entire ring! His momentum bounces him off of Steel, and Steel lies motionless while Happy holds his ribs in obvious pain! Finally, Happy drapes an arm over Steel again, getting 1,2,Kickout!!!)

FJ-Steel kicked out of the Belly Bomb!!!!

(Happy pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, and then gives a few stomps to Steel. Happy then sets up Steel for another pulling piledriver, but Steel is able to backdrop him! Steel, obviously hurt, crawls to the corner, as Happy writhes in pain. Steel gets ahold of the mostly full case of Keystone, and as Happy stands and approaches him, leaps at Happy and blasts him with the case of beer! The case explodes, sending cans and beer flying! Happy, bounces off and catches himself on the ropes, leaning badly! Steel then grabs Southern Justice and creams Happy with it again! He then delivers three more stiff shots, and the third sends Happy down between the ropes and onto the apron. Happy fights to his feet, but Steel takes a wild swing and breaks Southern Justice over Happy's head! Almost in slow motion, Happy colapses back RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE HE SET UP EARLIER! The crowd is going wild, until all of a sudden D-Struction hits the ring with his tag belt in hand! Steel turns around, only to get clobbered by D-Struction with a belt shot! Hyde hits the ring next, and they connect with the D-Nutter!!! Steel is obviously injured, and isn't moving at all. The tag champs then roll out of the ring, as Happy pulls himself out of the table rubble. Happy sees Steel down, and climbs back to the apron. He then slingshots over the top rope and hits a springboard moonsault on Steel! Happy hooks the leg and gets a 1,2, KICKOUT!)

FJ-Where is the fight in this man coming from!?!

(Happy, physically exhausted, climbs to the top rope, and literally falls off, connecting with a diving headbutt! This time he drapes his arm across Steel's chest and get's the 1,2,3!!!)

A-Your winner, and advancing to the finals, Mr. Jack Happy!

FJ-What a great match, only to have Steel robbed! It still could have gone either way! The fans are obviously disapointed the match didn't turn out to it's fullest, but Happy WILL advance to the World Title match..

Low vs. Needle

"The Hearts Filthy Lesson" begins to play over the PA system. The fans begin booing right away. We can barely hear the sounds of the music pumping through the speakers throughout the arena. Low slowly makes his way out from behind the curtain, title over his shoulder, and Ramona by his side. Low is obviously happy about himself, ending another career this past Wednesday. Low has an utterly cocky look in his face as he struts down the rampway. The fans are still booing, beer cans are even being thrown at the Light Heavy Weight Champion as he makes his way to the ring. Low and Ramona get to the ring stairs. Low passes his title off to Ramona and she walks around to the other side of the ring by the announce table. Low awaits his opponent, still looking cocky, fans still booing. Ramona begins screaming at the fans in the front rows as they boo. One fan begins an argument with Ramona. Of course Ramona is always ready to get in someones face, and this time is no different. Suddenly, "I'm With Stupid" begins to play. Needle comes running out from behind the curtain. He stops on the stage and tries to get the fans to cheer for him. The crowd is split in three groups of chants now. We can barely make out what the fans are trying to accomplish, but there is a steady cheer for Needle, and a roaring chant of "Low sucks", the rest of the fans are undecided as they just sit in there seats. Needle begins to walk down the rampway to the ring. As Needle begins climbing the stairs. As Needle reaches the apron, Low comes running at him. Low dropkicks Needle as he's about to climb through the ropes. Needle falls to the concrete on the outside of the ring. The ref runs over and begins pushing Low back away from the ropes just as Low was about to try to climb out of the ring. Low and the ref begin arguing. Ramona comes running around the ring. She gets to Needle who is just making his way to his hands and knees. Ramona begins kicking Needle in his mid-section and Needle rolls over.

Ramona continues to kick him while the ref is arguing with Low. The ref turns to see Ramona kicking Needle and runs over to the ropes. The ref begins yelling at Ramona to stop kicking Needle, Ramona just looks at him like he's stupid. The ref climbs out of th ering and gets in Ramonas face. The ref and Ramona are now arguing and Low climbs out of the ring. Low is just about to pick Needle up when all of a sudden, Needle catches Low with a low blow. Low leans over grabbing his groin area and Needle takes advantage. Needle sends Low to the guard rail with an irish whip. Needle follows Low, but Low ducks and lifts Needle up and over the guard rail. Low then climbs to the top of the guard rail and balances himself on the top of the guard rail for a few seconds before coming off the guard rail with an elbow drop to the back of Needles head. Low picks Needle up and goes for a ddt, but Needle picks Low up and gets a spine buster in. Needle picks Low up and goes for a right hook. Low blocks and nails Needle with a right. Needle comes back with a right of his own. The ref turns and notices Low and Needle fighting through the crowd. The ref runs to where the action is. Ramona follows, trying to stop the ref by pulling on his shirt. The ref pays her no notice though as his job is apparent. The ref climbs over the guard rail and postitions himself between Low &Needle. The ref is trying to get the two men to get back to the ring. Low pushes the ref out of the way and nails Needle with another right. Low the turns and begins to walk away. The ref helps Needle up to his feet. Once to his feet, Needle pushes the ref aside. Low is climbing over the guard rail when Needle comes running at him. Needle knocks Low over the guard rail and Low falls to his side on the concrete. Needle hops over the guard rail and hits Low with a body splash. Both the ref and Ramona come running to the guard rail. As Needle gets to his feet, Ramona grabs him by his hair over the guard rail.

The ref grabs her by the arms, trying to get her to let go of Needles hair. Ramona lets go and begins arguing with the ref again. Ramona turns away from the ref and begins climbing over the gaurd rail, the ref grabs her shirt, trying to stop her. Ramona turns and pushes the ref back into the crowd. Needle as just picked Low up to his feet. Needle is about to hit Low with a ddt, but Low lifts Needle up over his shoulder and drops him backwards. Needle landed back first on the cold concrete. Low gets to his feet and picks Needle up to his feet. Low then rolls Needle into the ring under the bottom rope. Low climbs to the apron and Ramona has just climbed over the guard rail with the ref right behind her. Low climbs into the ring and begins taunting the fans. Needle gets to his feet behind Low, Ramona is trying to get Low's attention. By the time she gets his attention though, it is too late, Needle has just rolled Low up with a schoolboy. The ref begins to slide under the bottom rope. He makes a one count before Ramona pulls him back out by his foot. Low makes an easy kick out before there ever would have been a three count. The ref and Ramona begin arguing again. Low and Needle are on the inside, making their way to their feet, when suddenly Atlas hits the ring running with the TV Title belt! The crowd is shocked as he lays out Needle with the belt, then drapes the belt across his head and kneedrops it before escaping! Low then picks Needle up to his feet. Low places Needles head between his legs. Low flips Needle up and hits a massive power bomb. Needle hits the mat hard and begins grabbing the back of his head. Low quickly grabs Needle and slaps on the "Low Profile". The rest is academic, Low has Needle in the center of the ring, nowhere to go, it's just a matter of time now.

The ref looks in the ring and see's what is happening. The ref leaves Ramona on the outside of the ring and slides under the bottom rope. The ref is in Needlea face, just waiting for him to tap out. About twenty seconds after the move was aplied, Needle finally taps out. THe ref motions for the bell. THe bell is sounded and Low is announced the winner. Low lets go of the hold and climbs out of the ring. ramona grabs the belt and meets Low on the outside of the ring. The two make their way back up the rampway. The crowd is once again in a roaring boo at Low. Low is proud of himself as he makes his way back up the ramp, title over his shoulder, and Ramona by his side.

Winner: Low

("Mindfields" by Prodigy begins to play, and Atlas Johansson walks out to the stage, TV Title draped over his right shoulder. He looks very focused, but seems a little bit unsure about how to handle the heat he is receiving from the capacity crowd. Frank Jackson has left the Herb at the table and made his way to the stage, mic in hand. As Frank begins to speak, the fans quiet down.)

FJ - Atlas, you have come out here to make a statement, is that correct?

Atlas - Yeah, Frank. There has been some confusion lately about just who I am. Some people obviously think I have undergone some sort of transformation since joining the NHL. I would just like to say that nothing could be more wrong. You are all mistaken, I am still the same hard working guy that I always have been!

FJ - What? How would you then explain that brutal attack on young Needle, who really was just minding his own businness taking on Low!?

Atlas - (furious, actually moving a step closer to Frank) Are you trying to tell ME, the definition of PERFECTION, what is right and what is wrong!? You don't think I already know? What I did was simply standing up for my stablemate, a thing which any decent wrestler would have done!

FJ - Sheesh... You really HAVE changed...

(Just as Atlas looks as if he is about to jump Frank, Isabel comes out with a very upset look on her face.)

Isabel - Atlas! Magnus... What are you doing? You're making me scared...

(Atlas lowers his head, a softer look on his face now. Isabel approaches him with her arms spread for an embrace.)

Isabel - You don't want to be like this. You want to be the goodhearted man I know and love. Not a monster who beats people up without a reason.

(Isabel is not facing Atlas, so she can not see the sudden change that flashes across his face. She is completely taken by surprise as he turns the loving embrace into a huge belly to belly suplex, knocking her out cold on the stage floor. The crowd is SHOCKED, and Atlas gets the biggest heat of his career.)

FJ - What the.. Noo!!

Atlas - There is no Magnus! Stop holding me back with your lies, woman!! I am Atlas - the definition of perf-

(What makes him stop there is the stiff kick to the back he receives from Lance Mason, who has hit the stage running, obviously not going to stand by watching a defenseless woman being beat up. The two men brawl violently, trading punches until Atlas finds it best to escape. Lance chases after him to the back, much to the delight of the fans, but then returns, picks Isabel up and carries her to the back to the sound of "Sympathy for the Devil".)

Frank Jackson: Looks like we have the Hardcore title match coming up. I don' know how's going to win but I hope its not that insufferable Santini. He's only defended the thing twice since he won it over two months ago. My Grandma knows more about hardcore than him.

Herb Summers: Shut your trap Frank. Everyone knows that Santini is the greatest hardcore champion ever.

(Gamma Goblins pt.2 begins to play and CarnEvil makes his way to the ring. He is holding a garishly painted baseball bat, that is done up in powder blue with painted on red frills. His face is almost blank and devoid of emotion. He slides into the ring and turns immediately to watch the entrance way. As he waits "Sabotage" kicks on and Sabotage himself makes his way to the ring. The big man carries with him two trash cans each full of plunder. He sets the trash cans down close to the five trash cans the AWA has already graciously set up on the outside of the ring. He doesn't take any thing from the cans and slides into the ring with a smirk on his face. He watches CarnEvil almost indifferently and waits for the rest of his opponents.)

(As the two men wait "Break Stuff" starts rocking the stadium as Transfusion makes his way to the ring. He carries with him and kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire. He has a strange smile on his face, similar to the one he had just before his Death Match with the Reverend a few months back. The AWA King of the Death Match slides into the ring. He simply sits down in the close corner and waits. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" begins to blast and Dave "the Rave" Santini walks slowly to the ring. Strangely he is NOT accompanied by either Louise or any other member of the Family. He carries nothing in his hands, and he face is a mask of determination. Gone is all his smugness. All his arrogance. He hands the Hard Core title to the ring announcer and slides into the ring. The bell sounds and the three standing men rush each other. Sabotage and Santini lock up in the center of the ring while CarnEvil throws punches into the back of Santini's head. Sabotage over powers the now outnumbered Santini and whips him into the ropes. This causes Santini's foot to kick out and nail CarnEvil in the gut.

As CarnEvil is bent over Transfusion rushes him and bends him all the way over to the reverse side and nails a HUGE reverse DDT. He goes for the pin, but CarnEvil kicks out in only two. As CarnEvil is rolling to his feet he grabs his baseball bat. CarnEvil strikes Transfusion in the waist with his bat doubling him over. One more hit to the back and Transfusion goes down. CarnEvil drops the bat and goes for a pin but Transfusion is far from out and kicks him off in less than one.

In the corner Sabotage has Santini set up and is nailing him hard fists to the side of the head. Santini then kicks his foot up and nails Sabotage right in the twin testicular terrors. Sabotage falls to his knees, and Santini goes to the outside. Santini begins digging in the trash cans to find a weapon.

Transfusion, on the side has gained the advantage on CarnEvil. He sees Santini on the outside, and slides out himself, carrying his barb wire wrapped kendo stick. Santini is pulling a cookie sheet out of the can, when he looks up to see Transfusion hovering over him. Transfusion goes for a head shot but Santini throws his head back and the stick connects with his chest instead. Santini falls to his knees and gets whacked again, this time across the back.

Sabotage has finally gotten back to his feet; just in time to meet a flying clothes line from CarnEvil sending them both to the outside. Sabotage gets to his feet, with his back pressed up against the guard rail, and CarnEvil comes running in. He doesn't notice the chair Sabotage has grabbed from the crowd, and jumps head long into it. CarnEvil lies twitching on the ground with his makeup smeared and a trail of blood on his forehead.

The crowd erupts at the first sight of blood.

Transfusion drops his kendo stick and goes searching for more instruments of destruction in the trash cans. While is he is searching Santini is able to rush him from behind, and chop blocks Transfusion into the garbage cans. Transfusion rolls around in pain on top of the now crushed trash cans. Santini grabs Transfusion's hair and beings battering his skull into the twisted metal of the trash cans.

Sabotage makes his way over to where Santini is doing his work. Sabotage grabs Santini by HIS hair and pulls him to his feet. Sabotage whips Santini into the steel steps leading to the ring. Sabotage the pulls him to his feet and lifts Santini up with a gorilla press slam. Sabotage drops Santini face first on the steps cutting his cheek wide open. Blood begins pouring from his face and Santini lies motionless.

CarnEvil and Transfusion are now both on the inside trading punches. Sabotage leaves Santini on the outside and climbs into the ring himself. He falls on both Transfusion and CarnEvil with all his weight. The three men go down in a heap of arms and legs. Sabotage gets to his feet at the same time pulling Transfusion with him. He takes a hold of him like a sack of potatoes and in a massive display of power vaults him to the outside. Transfusion ends up landing face first on the guard rail busting him open.

CarnEvil has gotten to his feet and bulldogs Sabotage to the ground. He goes for a pin but Sabotage powers him off in two and a half.

While this is going on in the ring Lethal Louise has made her way to Santini on the outside. She hands him a black briefcase, gives him a quick peck on the non bloody cheek, and disappears through the crowd. Santini somehow makes his way to his feet and slides into the ring. Sabotage and CarnEvil are too occupied trading punches and kicks to notice Santini climbing into the ring. He carries in his hand the contents of his briefcase, the Equalizer night stick.

Santini drives the Equalizer into the back of CarnEvil's head, crumbling him. A sadistic smile crosses Santini's face, with the blood now covering his white teeth. He then smashes Sabotage in the gut with the Equalizer, doubling him over. Santini steps back a few feet and then rushes Sabotage and nails him in the teeth with Equalizer. Sabotage crashes to the mat, with is head lolling to the side. His mouth is gaping open and it is clear even through the blood that several of his teeth are broken. Santini goes for a pin but a recovered Transfusion pulls him off.

Transfusion spins Santini around and nails the End of Days on him. Transfusion goes for a pin but Santini is able to kick out in two and seven eighths. Transfusion slaps the mat in frustration, and goes to the outside. He pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. He goes back under the ring and pulls out a bundle of barb wire, which he throws into the ring.

Transfusion rolls into the himself. He looks around the ring at the carnage and slowly begins to set up the table. Santini has fallen out of the ring, and is now twitching on floor. CarnEvil has started to get to his feet but falls back again. Sabotage has gotten to his feet but is wobbly. Transfusion has just finished wrapping the barb wire around the table, when he notices Sabotage.

Transfusion dropkicks Sabotage into the corner. He sets him up on the top turnbuckle and quickly follows. He has Sabotage set up for a superplex; when Sabotage punches him in the chest doubling him over. Sabotage then sets him up for The Saboteur and goes flying off the ropes right through the table. Sabotage goes for the pin but CarnEvil is just now to his feet and breaks it up at two and eleven twelves.

CarnEvil and Sabotage begin brawling and spill to the outside. As they go Santini just makes it to his feet and slides into the ring. Transfusion is just getting to his feet a mass of blood and torn flesh, as Santini spines him around and nails the "Ravin' Driver" on the remnants of the table. He goes for the pin and gets the three count to retain his hardcore title.)

FJ-That was insane!

Herb Summers: See I told you so. Look at Santini he's really hard core.

Frank Jackson: I'll have to give you that Herb. Santini just gained some respect in my eyes tonight. He somehow pulled out a win.

FJ: And now onto our Ten Feet Under Match!!
HS: Finally...a match I'm actually looking forward to!

FJ: You and the rest of the world...lets take you now, to the boiler room, buried somewhere deep inside the AWA Arena...

[The camera quickly switches to another one, deep inside the boiler room. Atlas and Lance Mason are in one corner, and O'shea and Anton are in another. Atlas rushes at Mason with a clothesline, knocking him back into a pile of boxes. Atlas quickly looks around and finds a lead pipe on the ground. He picks it up and rushes at the pile of boxes, when suddenly Mason pops out with what appears to be a hammer and cracks Atlas in the rib cage. Atlas goes down to one knees and Mason lifts the hammer, slamming it on his back. Atlas sprawls out on the ground and Mason picks up a metal panel of some sorts. He walks to Atlas and readies to hit him, but out of nowhere Danny O'Shea rushes in with a large metal U-Boat and pushes it into Mason's ankles. Mason buckles over, onto the top of the U-Boat and Danny pushes it into the pile of boxes. Danny laughs but when he turns around, he is met with by Anton and a large metal chair. Anton cracks Danny over the head, and he staggers before Anton hits him again and this time Danny goes down on top of his stablemate Atlas. Anton turns and makes his way towards the door, puts his hand on the knob but before he can turn it Mason comes rushing out of nowhere with a large stop sign. He hits Anton in the back and he slams into the door, slowly sliding down it. As Anton lay on the ground, Mason stomps him a few times before wandering away to find another weapon. The moment he leaves Anton, Danny and Atlas rush at him with a double clothesline. Mason goes down hard and Atlas picks up the stop sign and begins to attack him with it. A groggy Anton slowly staggers to his feet only to be met by Danny...who has a door! Danny swings the door and one end cracks Anton in the head. Unfortunatly, at the same time, the other end hits Atlas in the chest, flinging him against a wall. Danny immidiatly drops the door and clamps his hands over his mouth in shock. He walks closer to Atlas, and we can hear him asking if Atlas is ok over the hum of the radiator. Suddenly, Mason rushes from the ground and spears Danny in the legs. The causes O'Shea to fly forward and his head lands on Atlas in the...groin area. Atlas rolls around on the floor in utter agony as Mason climbs on top of O'Shea and begins to punch him in the face, drawing blood. Mason continues for a few moments then looks up...only to be met by a trash can, courtisy of Anton. Mason falls back and hits his head hard before Anton throws the garbage can at him. Anton quickly looks around the room for a weapon before seeing a sledgehammer in a corner. He grins and rushes over to it. Picking it up, he notices Atlas struggling to his feet. Anton rasies the sledgehammer and is ready to bring it down on Atlas' head...but Atlas begins to punch Anton in the stomach, once, twice, thrice. Finally, after a forth punch (this one to the groin) Anton drops the sledgehammer. He staggers and this allows Atlas to make it to his feet. Atlas grabs Anton by the arm and gives him an irish whip into a wall. Anton hits and is rebounded forward, slamming his face on the concrete. Atlas shakes his head and walks over to Danny. He nudges him a few times with the toe of his boot, obviously trying to make him get up. Slowly but surely, Danny rises to his feet and the two begin to double team on Mason. After kicking the crap out of him for a few moments, Atlas points to the stop sign on the ground, then to the already bloody Anton. Danny grins and picks up the stop sign, and walks over to Anton. He goes to work, but after a few swings Anton somehow gets a punch to the midsection in. Anton slowly rises to his feet and the two continue to really hammer one another. Atlas looks at the two and then over to the apperantly unconcious Mason and shrugs. He turns towards the door and grabs the handle. Turning it, he pulls the door open and walks into the doorway. Suddenly, from nowhere, Atlas is hit with a baseball bat. He staggers backward and we can see a man come into view...he is rather large, dressed in all black, wearing a black ski mask. He cracks Atlas again with the bat, this time hard enough to split it in two! He man in black throws the splinters of the bat on the fallen Atlas and rushes out of the room.]

FJ: Oh my God! Who the hell was that?

HS: I don't know but he sure laid out our poor champ...this is a travisty!!

FJ: What a match so far!!

HS: Come on Atlas...you gotta pull through, buddy!

[Apparently Atlas doesn't hear Herb, because all he does is continue to lay on the ground, completely motionless with wooden spliners surrounding him. Meanwhile, Anton and Danny continue to hit eachother with lefts and rights. Neither man wants to go down, merely stagger occasionally. As they continue to go at it, Mason rushes from of screen with a fire extinguisher. Blood is pouring out of his forehead as he sprays both Anton and Danny with the extinguisher. A cloud of white smoke fills the boiler room, and through the fog we can see Mason throw the fire extinguisher and it hits Danny in the stomach, slamming him to the floor. Mason turns his attention to Anton, kicks him once in the stomach, and drops him with a DDT to the ground. Anton is laid out and Mason climbs to his feet. He picks Anton up and puts his hand behind 'The Man's' head, pulling him along. He slams Anton head first into the door, and as Anton rebounds, Mason hits him with a clothesline. Danny staggers to his feet, fire extinguisher in hand, and he rushes Mason. He knocks Mason with a swing from the left that launches Lance out of the door. He chucks the fire extinguisher out into the hall and picks up the fallen Anton. He throws him out the door too. Danny looks over his shoulder at Atlas, who still isn't moving. He debates for a moment wether to help, hit, or leave his NHL partner. After a few moments he makes the decision to head out the door after Anton and Mason. He slams the door behind him. The camera pans over to the fallen Atlas, who has now begun to twich, but neither open his eyes or make any voluntary movement.]

HS: Poor Atlas...poor, poor Atlas...

FJ: Goddammit screw Atlas, let's get a camera on the other guys!!

HS: Atlas...oh our champion has fallen and cannot get up!! What a sad, sad day in wrestling!!

FJ: Come on AWA camera team! Get on the ball, willya???

[After a few more seconds of seeing Atlas on the ground, still not moving, the camera switches to another. This one is right outside of the entrance ramp to the ring. We can hear the crowd as we see Anton, Danny, and Lance come around a corner. They are bundled in a ball of fists, feet, and blood. Mason grabs Danny by the head and slams him onto a coffee table that is set up. Danny goes through a pile of donuts as the table breaks. Anton takes this opportunity to pick up a large metal pot of coffee and slam it over Masons head. Mason goes down on top of O'Shea and Anton fumbles with the top of the metal contanier. He finally gets it off and pours seering hot coffee all over Danny and Mason. The intense heat from the liquid causes Mason to jump to his feet, arching his back in pain. Mason walks about ten steps before Anton hits him once more with the coffee container. This launches Mason farther forward, right towards the curtain that leads out to the ramp. Mason staggers to his feet and sees the two nearing the entrance ramp. He lifts one half of the broken table and rushes them. He grabs Anton's shoulder, spins him around, and cracks him over the head. Anton stumbles backward and Danny hits him again, this time across the chest, sending him through the curtain. Mason turns around and O'Shea stabs him in the stomach with the half of the table. This doubles him over and Danny draws his hands back and brings them forward, breaking the half of table into a million shards and sending Mason tumbling through the curtain. O'Shea looks around and sees a guy sitting in a chair. He punches him in the face and kicks him out of the chair. He folds it and heads out through the curtain.

The camera quickly changes to another, this one at ringside. We can see the three men fighting at the top of the entrance ramp. Danny has the chair and he hits Mason, who has stumbled to his feet, off the top of the entrance ramp! Mason falls about ten feet onto a bunch of lighting equipment, which sparks when he lands. He doesn't move. Danny turns towards Anton, who has gotten to his feet. He runs at O'Shea with a clothesline. This knocks Danny backwards and he tumbles down the ramp. Anton runs at him and does a baseball slide at the end of the ramp, knocking Danny into the ring apron. Danny arches forward and Anton gets to his feet. He takes O'Shea's head and slams it into the steps. Danny rebounds and Anton kicks him in the stomach. He delivers a double axe handle over his back and this makes O'Shea go down. Anton slides into the ring and sees the ladder, folded up, leaning in a corner. He shakes his head to get the blood out of his eyes and grabs it. He slowly but surely sets it up in the center of the ring, directly under the belt. He slowly begins to ascend, one rung at a time, and gets to the top. He reaches up, touches the belt, but suddenly Danny is in the ring and he throws his body into the ladder, and Anton goes flying. He lands, neck first on the top rope, and flies onto the mat. The two men lay motionless, and we hear the crowd cheer as we can see Mason slowly stumbling from the entrance ramp. He is completely bloody and bruised, as he slowly rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. He lifts the ladder and brings it down on Danny's back. With the ladder on the fallen Danny, Mason stumbles a few steps, then makes his way to the turnbuckle. He grins, blood pouring into his mouth, and climbs up. He faces the audience and hurls himself backwards in a moonsault, landing stomach first on the ladder! Danny convulses and Mason flies back, holding his stomach. The ring looks like a car wreck, all three men down, blood everywhere. No one moves for a few minutes, and Anton is the first to stir. Slowly, as he gets to his knees, Mason is stirring as well. Anton is to his feet first, and he sets the ladder up once again. As he is readies to climb it, Mason throws his body forward, hitting Anton with a sloppy clothesline. Anton goes down and Mason turns his attention to the ladder. He begins to ascend, very slowly. He makes it up two steps before Danny is to his feet. He rushes to the ladder and begins to ascend on the other side. The two look at eachother and a mad dash ensues for the top. They make both make it up at about the same time, and Mason reaches for the belt. Danny hits him with a chop across the chest, and Mason looks down. He hits Danny on the head with a punch and Danny returns it. They exchange blows for a moment, before Mason hits O'Shea hard. So hard, in fact, that Danny goes down off the top of the ladder onto the mat. He lands hard and convulses. Mason shakes his head and puts one knee on the very top step of the ladder. He puts a hand up and touches the belt. He dares to put the other up as well, to unlatch the strap. Unfortunatly however, Anton is to his feet, and he pushes the ladder over. Mason tumbles and holds on, as the ladder doesn't tip entirely. However Anton backs up to the ropes and bounces off and throws himself into it. This time the ladder tips and Mason goes down...over the top rope and onto the outside. He lands, sprawled out on his back. Danny staggers up and hits Anton with a chop. Anton staggers but grabs O'Shea's arm. He whips him against the rope and in one quick motion, he lifts the ladder and it hits Danny in the stomach. Danny staggers and backs up into the ropes. Anton gets a running start and hits O'Shea over the top rope onto the outside, right next to Mason. The two men lay motionless as Anton once again sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring under the belt. He slowly begins to ascend once more, and suddenly the crowd begins to boo. Anton stops mid ascent and looks around, baffled. Finally, he turns his head to the entrance ramp and his mouth drops open. The camera turns to the entrance ramp, and we can see Atlas, blood pouring all over the place, begin to march towards the ring with a pipe in his hand. As he gets in front of the ramp, Mason staggers to his feet. Atlas hits him with the pipe, sending him back down. Anton begins to climb again, still slowly, favoring his right leg. As Atlas goes to climb in the ring, however, Danny is to his feet and grabs Atlas on the shoulder. He whirls him around and the two men stand, frowning at one another. They stare for a moment before a bloodied Mason whirls O'Shea around and begins to go to work on him. Danny goes back down in a heap and Atlas slides into the ring under the bottom rope. By this point Anton has reached the top of the ladder. He puts his hand up, clasps it around the belt, as Atlas whips himself off the ropes. He hits the ladder with a dropkick but Anton has already grabbed ahold of the belt. Anton hangs, ten feet over the ring, grabbing for dear life. Atlas looks up in astonishment, as Anton unclasps the belt and fells back to the ring, belt in his arm. The crowd goes nuts the bell sounds as Anton lay motionless in the ring, holding the belt to his chest. Atlas looks down and begins to swear and hit him with the pipe. Danny slides into the ring, obviously having overpowered the almost dead Mason and helps Atlas kick the crap out of the fallen Anton. The two double team him for a few moments before the man with the black mask rushes from the back with another baseball bat. He takes a swing at O'Shea and hits him out over the top rope onto the floor. He swings at Atlas but this time Atlas is quick enough to slide under the ropes. 'Back in the USSR' by the beatles is played as Atlas backs up the ramp, pointing and swearing at the man in the black mask, who helps up Anton.]

Winner, and new AWA TV Champion: Anton 'The Man' Chenkov

FJ: And we have a new TV champ!!! Anton 'The Man' Chenkov!!!

HS: Oh man that was BS!!

FJ: How the hell do you figure??

HS: Not only was Atlas gone the whole match, but he practically let Anton win it!!

FJ: Yeah I'm sure he wanted Anton to win...

HS: Hey...you never know... Wait, we've been informed this isn't over yet!

(Scene cuts to Atlas walking to his dressing room, where he attacked by a battered Mason! Mason stomps away at Atlas, then yells "You don't attack a lady, jackass!")

FJ-Wow, that will get interesting.

(The shot cuts back to the ring, where Caezer Jackson/Tyron Watson are already waiting in the ring, as "FNS passed Tha Test" is cued! FNS steps out on to the stage, then motions for his partner to come out. After a brief pause, we see it's... The Ladies Man! TLM hits the ring running and begins brawling with Caezer, and TLM quickly slams him. Suddenly FNS re-enters the ring behind TLM and attacks him from behind!)

FJ-SEt up! It was a swerve!

(The three men triple team The Ladies' Man, and the ref calls for the bell. The trio then leaves the fan favorite lying, as the crowd boos. All three of them exit the ring and head to the back. They make it to the stage, when out from the back steps Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Doggy Dogg! The crowd begins to roar, and the 6 men all face off. The crowd quickly becomes livid when the all embrace! The Dre gets on the mic)

Dre-You boyz are some hardcore muthaF***az. I wan' you three to call yourselves NWA.

FJ-Whoa! The NWA lives again, in the ring!

Jackson-(Takes the mic) You damn right. Much respect, Dre.

(NWA then leaves, and the three rappers perform and improvised version of "The Next Episode" for the crowd's delight! They finally reatreat to the back as well)

FJ-and onto our next match, another title is up for grabs...actually two...both of the tag straps!!

HS: Thats correct...the D-Nutts hafta defend against High Velocity for the ten millionth time!

FJ: Let's take ya'll to ringside...

["The Way I Am" begins to play over the PA system as the D-Nutts come out onto the stage, titles over their shoulders, and Leean by their side. The three stand on the stage, welcoming all the boo's that come their way. Drake and D-Struction both raise their belts high over their heads. The boo's get even louder. Both men look at eachother and nod before they begin walking down the ramp. Leena follows between them as they walk down the rampway. They get to the ring and the D-Nutts pass their titles off to Leena who in turn takes them over to the announce table. The D-Nutts climb into the ring and begin taunting the fans. D-Struction begins yelling at one fan. Suddenly, "Broken Crutch" begins to play, and the crowd goes crazy. High Velocity come out onto the stage and the crowd get's even louder, which would normally be thought impossible, but not when High Velocity appears. High Velocity play to the crowd, and the crowd loves every minute of it. High Velocity begin making their way down the ramp. Giving fans high fives the entire way. High Velocity get to the ring and the D-Nutts come over to the ropes. The two teams exchange words until the ref comes over and begins shoving on the D-Nutts. Both members of High Velocity climb the stairs, one at a time, and climb into the ring. D-Struction pushes the ref aside and begins running towards High Velocity. D hits Huey with a running forearm. Jared quickly kicks D in the gut right after he hits Huey. The ref quickly runs over to the action and grabs D-Struction. Teh ref begins to try and get D-Struction back to his corner, High Velocity taunt him the entire time. Finally the ref get's D-Struction back to his corner, where Drake is waiting onteh otehr side of the ropes. Huey climbs out of the ring and it will be Jarred and D-Struction to start it off. Both men meet in the center of the ring, they go to lock up, but D hits Jarred with a knee to the gut. Jarred leans over and D-Struction quickly hits him with a ddt.

D-Struction gets back to his feet and kicks Jarred in the stomach. Jarred crunches, holding his mid-section. D-Struction then steps over Jarred and nails Huey with a hard right. Huey almost falls off the mat, but he manages to hang onto the ropes. D-Struction turns around just in time to meet the ref face to face. The ref and D-Struction begin to argue while Jarred makes his way to his feet. D-Struction notices Jarred behind the ref and pushes the ref out of the way. As soon as D pushes the ref away, Jarred nails him with a stiff right to the gut. D-Struction leans over and Jarred hits him with a chop to the throat. D-Struction grabs his throat and Jarred makes a tag to Huey. Huey climbs the top turnbuckle as Jarred grabs D-Struction in a head lock. Huey comes off the top turnbuckle with a double axe handle to the ribs of D-Struction. Jarred climbs out of the ring and Huey hits D-Struction with a dragon screw leg whip. Huey gets back to his feet and makes a tag to Jarred. Jarred delivers a knee drop to D-Structions leg while Jarred climbs back into the ring. Both Jarred and Huey pick D-Struction up and hit him with a double ddt. Huey then climbs back otu of the ring. Jarred picks D-Struction back up to his feet. D-Struction pushes Jarred into the corner and Huey nails him with a hard right. D-Struction begins to stagger backwards and Jarred come out of the corner with a falling clothesline. D-Struction falls to the mat and so does Jarred. Jarred gets back to his feet and makes another tag to Huey. Huey hops over the top rope. Both Jarred and Huey begin stomping away at D-Struction. Drake hops into the ring and runs towards the oposite corner where his tag partner is being double teamed. He is stopped by the ref though. The ref begins pushing on Drake to try and gethim to get back out of the ring. High Velocity takes advantage of the extended time it takes the ref to get Drake back to his corner. While the ref's back is turned, High Velocity pick D-Struction up to his feet.

They walk D-Struction to the center of the ring. Both members of High Velocity run in opposite directions and bounce off the ropes. On the way back, Jarred hits D-Struction with a dropkick to the chest, at the exact same time, Huey hits D-Struction with a dropkick to the back of the knees. D-Struction flips in mid-air before hitting the mat, stomach first. Jarred climbs back out of the ring and Huey climbs to the top turnbuckle. Huey flys off the top turnbuckle with a back flip splash. D-Struction rolls out of the way just in time though. Huey hits the mat hard with no one there. D-Struction continues to roll across the ring until he gets to his corner. D-Struction gets to his knees and makes the tag to Drake. Drake comes hopping over the top rope, pumped. Drake runs to the center of the ring where Huey is still grabbing his stomach. Drake jumps up and lands a double knee drop on Huey's mid-section. Drake then picks Huey up and turns him around. Once Drake get's huey turned around, he kicks Huey in the back of the knee. Huey falls to his knees. Drake steps on the back of Huey's leg and grabs Huey in a revers headlock. Drake leans back into the move, streching Huey like a rubberband. Jarred doesn't like what he's seeing and begins to climb into the ring. The ref runs over, preventing Jarred from getting into the ring. Drake releases the hold and drags Huey over to the corner where D-Struction is waiting. Drake snaps Huey into the corner and D-Struction begins choking him. Drake then runs over to the opposite corner and begins arguing with Jarred. Jarred continues to try and get in the ring, but the ref won't let him. Drake continues to taunt Jarred while over in the other corner, D-Struction continues to choke away at Huey. Leena comes over and hands D-Struction the ring bell hammer. D-Struction puts the hammers handle across Huey's throat and leans back, choking Huey with the foreign object. Drake finally stops taunting Jarred and begins running towards the corner where Huey is still being choked with a hammer.

Drake hits Huey with a flying body splash. Huey staggers a few feet from teh corner and falls to the mat. Drake tags D-Struction back in and they pick Huey up to his feet. D-Struction lifts Huey up by his throat and nails him with a chokeslam. As soon as Huey hits the mat, Drake nails Huey with an elbow drop. D-Struction picks Huey back up as Drake climbs out of the ring. D-Struction lifts Huey up over his head for a stalling brainbuster. D-Struction holds Huey up over his head for about five seconds before dropping him to the mat. D-Struction tags Drake again and Drake jumps up to the top turnbuckle. Drake comes off the top rope with a double knee drop to the chest of Huey. Huey does the fish thing and begins shaking while on the mat. Jarred can't bare to watch anymore and climbs into the ring. The ref runs over to stop him, but Jarred side steps him and gets over to the other corner. D-Struction turns around just in time to catch a clothesline from Jarred. Drake nails Jarred with a hard right. Jarred and Drake begin to brawl. The ref is trying to break it up. While Drake and Jarred continue to brawl, D-Struction makes his way to his feet. D-Struction picks Huey up to his feet and pushes him into the corner. D-Struction begins kicking Huey in the mid-section while Drake and Jarred continue to brawl.

The ref finally succeds in breaking Drake and Jarred up, and get them into there corners. Meanwhile, D-Struction and Huey continue to fight. Huey reverses D-Struction in the corner and kicks him twice in the midsection. He sets D-Struction up on the top rope and puts his head under his arm. He flings D-Struction off the top rope in a beautiful superplex. With D-Struction down in the center of the ring, Huey jumps to the turnbuckle once more. He ascends and hits a perfect drop zone and goes for the pin. As the ref rushes over to make the count, Drake runs into the ring. However he is met by Jarred who hits him with a clothesline. The ref continues to count...1...2...3.]

Winner and New AWA Tag Champs: High Velocity

(Post match, the NHL hits the ring and attacks High Velocity, until suddenly the Masked Man and Anton Chekov come running and chase them off! Anton then gets on the mic.)

Anton-for far too long, the NHAssholes have been running things. They're small time, however. Now it's time for real talent to shine it's time for the MAJOR PLAYERS!

FJ-A new stable is born! But who is the mystery wrestler?

(The man in the mask struts around the ring for a moment, before tearing off the mask and revealing himself as...The Ladies' Man! The four men celebrate in the ring, and TLM then gets on the mic.)

TLM-We started out as four guys who can't stand the NHL, but soon we're going to be the most powerful force in professional wrestling!

("Back in the U.S.S.R." is cued up again, and the four men head to the back!)

FJ-Wow Frank, this has easily been the biggest PPV of all time. We've had title changes, C4 explosives, a tag team retire, wrestlers screwed and a valet injured, and are we even to the main event yet?

FJ + HS-HELL NO!

HS-But the next match is the one I'm waiting for. My drinkin' buddies, the LSO take on C-Rock for the United States title!

FJ-That's right, and it's a gold rush match folks. That means that on the poles in each corner of the ring there is a wooden box. Inside 3 of the boxes are weapons chosen by the comptitors. In the fourth box, however, is the United States Title!

A-Introducing first...weighing in at 220 pounds.. he is a former 2 time AWA Tag Team Champion... Snakebite!

("Back in the Saddle Again" by Aerosmith is cued up, and Snakebite heads to ringside with a little heat and a small pop as well. He rolls in the ring, while "Back in the Saddle" continues to play.)

A-And his opponent... weighing in at 329 pounds.. he is a former 2 time AWA Tag Team Champion, and the current AWA United States Champion, Haaaaaaaaaangman!

(Hangman makes his way to the ring very slowly, carrying the belt by one hand. He tosses the belt to the ref and climbs up on the apron and into the ring. He then waits there, as the music fades out.)

A-And their opponent... lead to the ring by Mishell... weighing in at 265 pounds... He is a former United States Heavyweight Champion, and a former Television Champion.. C-Rock!!!

(Ja Rule's "How Many Wanna" is cued,but there are no words to it. Suddenly, Ja Rule himself steps out onto the stage and begins to perform the song in it's entirety! C-Rock and Mishell step out onto the stage next, and follow Ja Rule to the ring. He finishes the song and embraces both C-Rock and Mishell before heading to the back. C-Rock then rolls in the ring, and it quickly becomes 2 on 1 as the bell rings. They drive C-Rock down to his knees with punches, only for C-Rock to power up and clothesline them both to the ground! C-Rock quickly dropkicks Snakebite as he stands, and the smaller man rolls out of the ring. C-Rock is up to his feet again, but Hangman slips behind him and hits a devastating Full Nelson Slam! Hangman then elbow drops him, and taunts the crowd mercilessly! Meanwhile, Snakebite has scurried up the turnbuckle, and punches open the side of one box! He reaches in and pulls out.. a bottle of Jack Daniels!)

FJ-Geez! That weapon could have been Hangman's OR Snakebite's.

HS-Actually, I think it was mine. (Burp) I'm all out.

(Inside, the brothers open the bottle and begin passing it around! C-Rock begins to get up, and Hangman rears back to smash the bottle over his head, but Snakebite stops him! Snakebite then grabs the wooden box and shatters it over C-Rocks head! The brothers then finish the bottle, and carefully set it aside on the apron. The LSO then double Powerbomb C-Rock in the center of the ring, and Snakebite heads for another box. This time, before he can open it, Hangman pulls him down! The two look eye to eye, then nod, and then begin to trade blows! Hangman backs Snakebite against the ropes, then fires him to the other side. Snakebite ducks a clothesline and comes back with a Thesz press, only to be caught in mid air by Hangman and given a Spinebuster! Hangmen then drops a leg across Snakebite, but when he gets he gets pummeled by a running forearm from C-Rock! C-Rock quickly scales a turnbuckle at random, and breaks the box open! The crowd watches as C-Rock pulls out...Another bottle of JD!)

HS-That bottle HAS to be mine.

(C-Rock shakes his head, then leaps off the top rope and blasts Hangman with the full bottle! Hangman goes down in a heap, and C-Rock quickly picks up Hangman up and sets him up for the Regulator over the shattered glass! Snakebite is up again, however, and he connects with a double ax-handle on Snakebite, sending both men down in a heap. Snakebite then locks on the figure four leglock, and Hangman stumbles to his feet and drops a legdrop onto the already stretched C-Rock! Hangman then starts to go after another box, but Snakebite breaks the hold and pulls him back down! The two brothers begin to brawl again, and Snakebite takes the advantage this time. Snakebite hiptosses his brother, and then quickly bulldogs him to the ground again! Snakebite then pulls Hangman up and fires him into the ropes! Snakebite ducks to back body drop him, but Hangman kicks him in the head and hits the Southern Comfort Slam! Hangman leaves it locked on as Snakebite slowly passes out. Meanwhile, C-Rock painfully makes his way up a poll, then pulls the box down to the ground. He breaks it open, and is reaching in side, when Hangman notices him! Hangman makes a run at C-Rock, but C-Rock pulls his hand out of the box and nails him with a loaded fist! Hangman falls hard, and C-Rock holds up the foreign object, which turns out to be HANDCUFFS! C-Rock quickly handcuffs Hangman to the turnbuckle, leaving him powerless! C-Rock then moves to Snakebite, who is slowly recoving him. He drags him to center ring and delivers the Regulator on the broken glass! He then quickly scales the last turnbuckle and punches open the final box, pulling out the US Title!!!!)

A-Your winner, and NEW United States Champion, C-Rock!!!!!!!!!!

FJ-C-Rock has done it! He beat the impossibles odds and is again the United States champion!!!

(C-Rock celebrates emotionally in the ring, and Mishell climbs in the ring and embraces him. The celebration is cut short as Hangman is released and he gets in C-Rock's face. Then in a suprising show, Hangman extends his hand. The two men shake hands, and then Hangman and Snakebite leave C-Rock to celebrate. Ja Rule returns to the ring to celebrate with the couple, and they all leave together.)

FJ-What a moment for C-Rock, and what a showing by the man we thought had no heart, Hangman. Well folks, it's time for the big one, possibly the biggest match in wrestling history... 3 titans in this sport, and one of them will become the AWA World Heavyweight Champion. Let's take you to the ring.

A-Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWA World Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, weighing in at 229 and 1/2 pounds.... he is a former AWA Tag Team champion... a former AWA United States Heavyweight Champion, a former Light Heavyweight Champion, and a former Television Champion... lead to the ring by Jimmy the Chair Swingin' Retard and El Hefe, he is "The Man Who Just Might End Your Career" Lars Fredrickson!

("Blood And Whiskey" by the Dropkick Murphys is cued, and Lars Fredrickson heads to ringside with major heel heat! He walks slowly and calmly, even Hefe is obviously excited, and Jimmy is doing the Pee Pee dance again. Lars rolls into the ring and waits for his opponents for the evening.)

A-And his opponent... weighing in at 225 pounds... he is a former Light Heavyweight Champion, and a former World Heavyweight Champion... Representing The Family, he is Ray Owens!!!!!!!!!!!!

("So Damn Cool" by Ugly Kid Joe is cued, and Owens comes to the ring, limping a bit. He is obviously still a little worn from his battle with The Black Dragon, but he rolls in and embraces Lars Fredrickson. They both begin to talk strategy, as Owens' music cuts out.)

A-And their opponents... weighing in at 230 "Extremely Happy" pounds... he is a former AWA Hardcore champion, and a former World Heavyweight Champion... Representing Elimination Enterprises, he is Mr. Jaaaaaaaaack Happppppppppppy!!!

("Fat" by Wierd Al is cued, and Happy drags himself to ringside. He is obviously still hurt from his war with Weston Steel.)

HS-Even though Lars is the only guy who HASN'T held the World Title in this match, I'd say he has the advantage since he didn't wrestle earlier.

FJ-Very true. Happy has a fighting spirit, but his battle with Weston Steel was their most brutal ever.

(Happy reluctantly rolls into the ring, and immediatly gets stomped by both of his competitors. They pull him to his feet and hit a big double suplex on him! Owens then holds Happy's legs, and Lars moonsaults off the second rope onto Happy! Lars and Owens then begin to strut around the ring, The crowd boos them, but when then turn back to Happy he suprises them both with a double clothesline! Owens is the first one up, but Happy rakes his eyes and throws him over the top rope! Happy and Lars then lock up, and Happy puts Lars in a headlock. Lars whips Happy to the ropes but then grabs Happy's arm, yanking his arm hard! Lars then does an arm twist into an armbar, then another slow agonizing twist again! Happy has had enough, and he uses all of his weight to go the other weight and armdrag Lars to the ground! Lars is up quickly, only to get taken down by a Japanese armdrag! Lars makes it to his feet again, and gets clownkicked hard, doubling him over. Happy then bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker and get's a 1,2, El Hefe pulls Happy out of the ring by his foot! Happy immediatly starts laying into El Hefe, but Ray Owens attacks Happy from behind with an axehandle smash! Owens throws Happy back into the ring, and quickly slingshot legdrops him! Owens hooks his leg, but only gets a two. Lars is up by now, and He pulls up Happy by his hair and holds him as Owens scales the top turnbuckle. Happy can't get away and Owens connects with a big missile dropkick! Lars then pulls Happy up by the head and fires him into the ropes and backdrops him, and Owens powerbombs him! Owens and Lars celebrate again, then point and laugh as Happy struggles to his feet. He gets up, and both men start taking turns slugging the former champ. This drives Happy to his knees, until he suprises both men with a double wild swing! Happy then threw Lars out of the ring, and elbow drops him off the apron! Owens follows both men outside of the ring, and attacks Happy, but Happy rakes his eyes then slams his head against the announce table! Happy then pulls Owens ontop of the table as if to piledrive him through it, but Lars low blows him! Lars then pulls Owens down from the table and starts pounding on Happy, and then sets up for the Cradle Piledriver through the announce table! Fredrickson starts to lift, but Happy uses the last bit of his energy and back body drops him through the table! Both men go down, Lars harder than Happy. Happy pulls himself out of the wreckage, but Lars lays in the shattered wood. Owens quickly attacks Happy, and rolls him back in the ring! Owens drops a knee across Happy's head, and then attempted to lock on The Sweeper, but Happy gets to the ropes! Owens then drags him back out into the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle, where he hits a driving elbow! Owens covers, but only gets a 2. Happy gets to his hands and knees, only to get kicked in the ribs hard. Owens then puts Happy across the second rope on his chest and neck, then runs and bounces on him, choking him out! The ref gets him to break the count, and Owens pulls him back out into the center of the ring and climbs to the top rope! The crowd gets quiet as Owens leaps off with a moonsault, but Happy rolls out of the way! Happy then crawls to Owens and makes a cover, getting a 1,2, kickout! Happy then DDT's a stunned Owens, and gets another two count. Happy once again stands, and pulls up Owens with him. He then attempts a vertical suplex, but Owens blocks it. Owens attempts one, but Happy blocks it and then turns it into the setup for a Happy Daze! Owens keeps rolling with the momentum to get happy and a back armbar, and then he kicks Happy in the back of the knee to drop him, and locks on The Sweeper!!)

FJ-This is it! Owens is a submissions MASTER!

(The Sweeper is locked in for several seconds, and Happy continues to yell in pain and inch towards the ropes. To the delight of the crowd, Happy finally reaches out and GRABS THE ROPES! Owens is reluctant to break the hold, but finally does. Owens then blatantly chokes Happy, and the ref nearly DQ's him until Owens breaks it and goes to a far corner. The crowd begins to boo loudly as Owens grabs the JD bottle on the ring apron left over from the last match! Happy is helped up by the ref, only for Owens to cream him with the bottle! The ref is furious, and Happy is out cold! However the ref doesn't throw the match out! Instead of going for the cover, Owens begins to taunt the crowd in the corner of the ring as the ref checks on Happy. Suddenly, out of the crowd comes a figure in street clothes and a mask!)

FJ-It's...CRIMSON DREAM!

(Owens climbs to the top rope again, but CD jumps onto the ring apron and shoves him off onto the hard concrete floor! CD then follows himd own and begins to pummel him with punches!)

HS-Owens just got his desserts!

(Happy is still down, when out of the rubble of the announce table comes Lars Fredrickson! He climbs to the top rope and quickly hits the 7 Years Down on Jack Happy! Lars hooks the leg, and gets 1,2..)

FJ-New Champion!!

(KICKOUT!! Happy kicks out, but then doesn't move after that. Lars is still visibly wiped out from the backdrop through the table, but he gathers his thoughts and delivers the Cradle Piledriver on Jack Happy, and quickly covers for the 1,2...)

FJ-I'm not saying it this time.

(..3!!!! Lars Fredrickson rolls off and shoots his arms into the air, victorious!)

HS-Wow, 0 for 2 Frank.

FJ-Anyway! Lars did it! He's the first ever Triple Crown Winner in the American Wrestling Alliance! He's held the US Title.. He's held the Tag Titles, and now he's held the World Heavyweight Title!

(The referee hands Lars the belt, and Lars snatches it out of his hands and immediatly heads up to the stage. He is handed a mic on his way.)

Lars-(Panting)Right now! I said I'd do it and I did! (breathes heavily) Solomon, get your ass out here and induct me in the Hall of Fame!

("Hail to the Chief" is cued, and Solomon steps out onto the stage, smirking.)

Solomon-Like it or not, I have to admit it. You're our World Champion.. you're the first Triple Crown winner in AWA history, and you deserve it. Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Lars.

Lars-Damn right I deserve it! Took you long enough.

Solomon-This is such a momentus occaision, we've got someone special to crown you.

Lars-Who is it? Christina Aguilera? Britney Spears?

Solomon-Better than that.

(Suddenly Erik Dragon bursts from behind the curtain and gets a huge pop as he lays out Lars with a chair! The PPV then closes as Dragon stands over a fallen Lars and holds up the AWA World Heavyweight Title!)

(C)2000, Travis Gray.