Hardcore Chanukah
(The PPV opens in the office of Travis Gray, President of the AWA. He is sifting
through some papers, when the door busts open. Commishioner Solomon moves into
the room as quickly as his injured body can move. He has a manila folder in his
hands, and his face is troubled.)
Gray-What the-
Solomon-We got problems, Travis. I don't know if you're going to like this...
TG-(Takes the Manila folder, and opens it. Inside are several blown up pictures
of the crowd entering tonights event. A man is circled is red, but the picture
is too far away from the camera to see who it is.) No...
Solomon-It's a positive ID, Travis.
TG-I thought he was never coming back! This is going to cause big problems...
Solomon-I'll send some men-
TG-no, he bought a ticket, we can't kick him out unless he causes problems.
Just tighten security, ESPECIALLY around the World Title Match. I'm putting
you in charge of this, if you let what I think he's going to do happen...
SS-I'll bring in the rest of the security right now...
(Solomon leaves, and Gray puts his head in his hands.)
TG-Great timing, pal...(Fade out)
(The scene fades in back in the dressing room of Mr. Bob. He has a huge dreidel
in his arms, and he is rocking back and forth singing his dreidel song. Finally
he notices what time it is, and jumps up.)
Mr. Bob-I have to give all my special friends their Chanukah presents!
Mr. Bob then runs out of the room, giant dreidel in hand. He comes up to the
dressing room door of Johnny Cool, and opens the top off of the dreidel. He
fishes around inside, and pulls out a small plastic bag with chocolate coins
in it. He hangs the coins on the door knob, and also puts a little sign that
reads "Happy Chanakuh from your special friend, Mr. Bob." Mr. Bob
then giggles and knocks on the door, the runs off down the hall. The door opens
momentarily, and Johnny Cool steps out. He has a confused look on his face,
but he notices the card and the chocolates, and takes them back into his room.
The camera then pans down the hall, where all the dressing rooms have been decorated
with chocolate and signs in the same fashion.
(we then cut to a scene that opens high above the ring in the sold out Orlando
Arena, in Orlando, Florida. The scene then cuts to the announcer's table, where
Frank Jackson and Herb Summer in a neck brace are seated, both in tuxedos.)
Frank Jackson-Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to Hardcore Chanakuh! We've got
one HELL of a card for you tonight, folks.
Herb Summer-That's right, kids. We've got a 2 on 1 flaming craziness in a cage
match, a-
FJ-Hold on, it's called "Flaming Craziness in a Cage" match?
HS-(Flips through some papers) That's what is says right here, Frankie.. Anyway,
we've got that big 13 man battle royal, with the winner getting a World Title
shot this Wednesday, and we've got a three way, NO DQ match for the US Title.
In that match, there MUST be a winner, end of story. But before all of that,
we have a TV title defense, and-
(Suddenly "Mother" by Danzig is cued, and "The Enforcer"
Weston Steel comes out from under the Ameritron. He slaps some hands and signs
an autograph, before sliding into the ring. He is then tossed a mic.)
Steel-Cut the music! Y'know, I'm not scheduled to be out here for another hour
or so, but I thought y'all might appreciate a lil' bit of good ole' boy right
now. (Huge crowd pop.) Now, I'm sick and tired of these Marilyn Manson lookin',
makeup wearin' Hell's Children. I was thinkin' in the back what I'd say when
I got out here, but I realized that there ain't nuthin louder than action. So
why don't ya'll boys(pronounced Bo-ahs) come out here, and we'll start this
thing right now.
FJ-Steel just called out Hell's Children! Unbelievable!
HS-What a dummy, 4 on 1? good call...
FJ-Looks more like two on one, Herb. Only Eyeless and Destroyer are coming
out.
Eyeless and Destroyer hit the ring at a run, and suprisingly, Steel jumps out
the other side. He crawls under the ring, and Destroyer goes in after him. Eyeless
stays ringside, looking for him to come out. Unfortunately for him, Steel slipped
out from under the ring behind Eyeless, with a fresh case of beer in hand. Steel
then spins Eyeless around, and catches him a good one with the beer. Eyeless
hits the ground, out cold, cans go flying, and beer sprays everywhere. Destroyer
climbs out from under the ring, and Steel escapes through the crowd.
FJ-He's not your average redneck!
HS-uhh, he runs around with cases of beer and gets in fights...
FJ-Ok, so he is.. but damn he's fun to watch.
HS-Amen.
FJ-(Listening to his headset) I've just been informed we're taking you live
to the back, where Freddy "The Butcher" Landstrom has just arrived.
(A limo pulls up, and out of it climbs all 3 members of Genocide, with their
huge bodyguard, conveniently called "The Bodyguard." The three wrestlers
step out, with Hayes and Landstrom joking with each other, and Black Widdow
meditating quietly. They head to their lockerroom, and The Bodyguard follows.
Then, something catches the attention of the bodyguard from a side door, and
he goes to investigate. A whispered "Hey, over here" Is heard, and
The Bodyguard leans up against the door to hear who or what is on the other
side. right then, Leon Cho comes from another door across the hall and wallops
the huge man with a chair. The big man grunts, and grabs the chair from him,
holding it near his chest. Cho then nails a patented pump kick on the chair
against The Bodygaurd's chest, knocking him through the door and out cold. Cho
then handcuffs The Bodygaurd to a pipe, and runs off.
FJ-Wow, Cho just leveled the playing field!
HS-Maybe he's NOT as dumb as he looks...
FJ-Well, let's get to the ring. I think they're about ready to start this off.
Announcer-This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWA TV Title.
Introducing first, weighing in at 200 and 1/2 pounds, the challenger, "Hurricane"
Leon Cho!
(A techno drumbeat with loud wind noises in the background is piped through
the speakers, and Leon Cho comes out to a moderate crowd pop. He has a very
concentrated look in his eye, and once again his father/manager is not with
him.)
A-And introducing second, weighing in at 252 pounds, he is the AWA TV Champ,
Freddy "The Butcher" Landstrom!
("Wavemaker" by Aqualight is cued, and The Butcher comes out to an
Arena full of boos. He seems a little confused, and keeps looking behind him,
apparently for his bodygaurd.)
FJ-Heh, Butcher looks a little concerned...
HS-That's because he knows Cho is crazy, and he doesn't have any back up.
Landstrom turns to the crowd once he nears the steps, and spits at them. He
points to his TV Belt, and curses the crowd. Then, Cho runs from the other end
of the ring, and nails a suicide dive over the top rope, sending The Butcher
to the floor. The Butcher tries to get up, but Cho gets up first and nails him
with a series of kicks to the side. Cho then superkicks Landstrom, who flies
over the guard rail and into the crowd. As the Butcher tries feebly to climb
back out of the crowd, Cho mounts the turnbuckle. As Butcher is trying to climb
over the gaurd rail, Cho hits a front flip guillotine leg drop on the back of
Butcher, with his chest and neck laying across the railing.
HS-Damn... just, damn....
FJ-Cho has REALLY come to play tonight!
Cho rolls The Butcher back in, and fights like a man possessed. He hits several
spin kicks, and then gets a near fall with a springboard Asai moonsault. He
takes The Butcher down again with a flying head scissors take down, and then
hits a slingshot bulldog when the Butcher got up. Cho went for a La Magistral,
but only got a 2 count out of it. Cho then pounded Butcher with several more
open hand punches and kicks, before sending him to the mat with an X-factor.
Cho was destracted as Steven hayes came to the ring, and that gave Butcher an
oppurtunity for a low blow. Butcher's advantage didn't last long, as Landstrom
attempted to lift Cho from a side suplex position to set him up backwards on
the turnbuckle. Cho flipped over The Butcher's shoulders and landed behind him,
catching him with a massive pump kick as Landstrom turned around. The Butcher
then slammed back against the turn buckle, and then stumbled out a few steps
and fell flat on his face. Cho signaled for the Tropical Storm, but right before
he locked it on, Hayes distracted the referee. Black Widdow then ran in from
the back with a metal bat, and slammed it into Cho's exposed Ribs. Butcher stumbles
to his feet, and hits a Chopping Block on Cho, locking it in tight. WIddow rolled
out of the ring, and the ref turned around, just in time to drop Cho's arm three
time and give the match to The Butcher.
Winner via submission with the Chopping Block, and still TV Champ, Freddy "The
Butcher" Landstrom
FJ-You hate to see that, Herb... the kid tried so hard, only to get screwed
once again.
HS-ahh, he's used to it, the sissy. Next match!
Eyeless/Poltergiest vs. Spectyr (Flaming craziness in a cage match)
( Spit It Out by Slipknot plays, and Eyeless walks out, followed by Poltergeist
as the cage is being lowered. When the cage is all the way down, they step through
it and into the ring. The crowd screams and rants names, some of them good,
some of them too inapropriate to write down. )
FJ: That was a good rant, now, the one, th....
( Black by Sarah Maclachlan plays, and Spewctyr seems that he is not going
to come out, all of a sudden, the lights flash and green smoke fills the ring,
and while the Table Of Valhala is rising from the middle of the ring, there
is still no sign of Spectyr. When the lights come back on, they start to lock
the cage, and right as the fire is ignited, a giant flame shoots up from the
table, and Spectyr jumps out and lands on top of Poltergeist.)
As Spectyr jumps out and hits Poltergeist, Eyeless runs and smashes Spectyr
over the head with some Brass Knuckles he had on his hand, and hits him with
a DDT. Eyeless then tries to climb the ropes, but an eruption of flame comes
up and nearly burns his head off. Poltergeist is getting up, but Spectyr runs
off the ropes, flinging The Blind One off, and runs and drop kicks Poltergeist
in the head. Poltergeist goes down, but Eyeless is up, and spears Spectyr near
the edge of the ropes, and trys to push Specyr's head into the raging fire,
but he can,t do it, and Spectyr kicks him off of him, and into the table, making
him hit his back. Eyeless is down. Spectyr seems to have an idea, he gets up,
walks over to Poltergeist, and kicks him in the ribs. He then picks him up,
and Gorilla Press Slams him over the fire. Poltergeist hits his head on the
steel steps, and is out. Spectyr then turns around, and is met with a boot to
the stomach by Eyeless. Eyeless then plants him with a Rock Dropper, followed
by an elbow drop. He then goes for a pin, 1...2...kick out. Eyeless seems to
be fighting for his life now, going back from the ropes and either leg dropping
or clotheslining Spectyr. At one point, he tries an Anarchy, but he fails it
after Spectyr falls backwards and reverse DDT's Eyeless. Eyeless is up quickly,
and tries to hit Spectyr down, but to no avail. SPectyr picks up Eyeless, and
DVD's him onto the table of Valhala. He then picks him up off of it, and punches
him in the chest hard untill he hits the turnbuckle. He then climbs up on the
table, says some old time tounge, Norse we think, then jumps off of the table
and meets Eyeless with a big spinning heel kick. He then sets him up, climbs
the ropes, and right as the flames rise up high, jumps and hits a Senton Bomb.
He then throws him over and makes him flip over the table, hitting his head.
Poltergeist has regained his conciousnous, and is trying to get back in the
ring, but everytime he tries, the flames shoot up, not letting him enter. Spectyr
has Eyeless where he wants him, and he raises his hand, and puts them down as
a fash of lightning cuts a squars into the top of the cage. Spectyr then picks
Eyeless up on his shoulders, climbs the rope, and with a massive strength, pushes
Eyeless onto the top of the cage. He then climbs up himself, leaving Poltergeist
in the ring. Spectytr, after a few DDT's and a Side Russian Legsweep, puts Eyeless
in the middle of the roof, right over Valhala's Table, pcks him up over his
shoulder, and hits Valhala's Touch. He thewn picks him up again, and holy hell,
he does another Valhala's Touch, but this time he drops through the cage, and
after a 15 foot drop, finally hits the move on top of Valhalas Table. Eyeless
is set perfectly on the table now, and Spectyr is trying to get up. He then
climbe the cage again, and after some thought, does a frontflip through the
hole over Eyeless, and hits Valhala's Blade through the hole, 15 feet down,
and goes for a pin. 1...2...3!! He wins, Spectyr then gets the ref, and throws
him through the flames. The ref is on fire! Spectyr then starts to raise his
hands, and talk in a Norse tounge. The lights start strobing dark green and
grey. Then, as the EMT's unlock the cage, and Poltergeist starts to climb the
cage, a green smoke fills the cage. As Poltergeist reaches the top, Spectyr
screams " Valhala, take him now!! And as the strobes get fast, Poltergeist
jumps through at Spectyr, and knocks him away, he then gets up and pushes Eyeless
off the table. He then kicks Spectyr int he stomach, and goes for a Polterbomb
through the table, but right when he has him raised ready to go down, a giant
burst of green smoke fills the ring, and a ccrash is heard. When the lights
come back on, Valhala's table is broken and on fire, and Spectyr is gone, leaving
Poltergeist in the ring with a look of confusion.
Winner by pinfall via Valhala's Blade, Spectyr!!
"The Enforcer" Weston Steel vs. The Pulverizer vs. The Destroyer
Three way dance for the US Title
( Dead Bodies Everywhere by Korn plays, and Destroyer walks out from the back,
to a pop that he has never had, the crowd cheers and jeers, and screams his
name. He jumps in the ring, and raises hand, causing a louder pop. )
( Mother by Danzig plays, and Weston Steel walks out to the ring, with A huge
pop. Most of the the fans love him, but someone has a sign reading "The
Inbreder" Weston Steel, which he quickly rips up. He comes to the ring,
and looks eye to eye at the Destroyer. )
( Evil One by Stitch plays, and Pulverizer walks out to boos from everyone.
A guy throws a beer at him, which he drinks thankfully, and jumps into the ring.
)
The match starts off when Pulverizer and Destroyer go over to Steel and kick
him in the stomach, and then double powerbomb him. This match then continuews
with Destroyer gets on the top rope, and Pulverizer throws him ontop of Steel,
making him land like a Senton Bomb, then does a leg drop himself. Destroyer
then picks Steel up, and throws him into the ropes, Pulverizer then hits a back
body drop into him, and before Steel Hits the ground, Destroyer runs off the
ropes, grabs his neck, and hits a giant flying Neckbreaker. Destroyer then goes
for a pin 1.. kick out. Steel holds in there by puunching Pulverizer in the
stomcah, but is met by a Clotheslinf From Hell by Destroyer when he turns around.
Pulverizer then throws him into the ropes, and hits a Hurincannranna. He then
picks him up, and headbutts him into the corner. Destroyer gets up, and Pulverizer
whips him into Steel, Destroyer then falls to all fours, and Pulverizer runs
over his back, and dropkicks him in the jaw. Steel thin gets flung up onto the
ropes, just lying on the ropes and the turnbuckle. Destroyer then picks up Pulverizer,
and throws him into Steel, putting him down. Then, Pulverizer gets onto the
top ropes, and Destroyer then grabs his hands, throws him over, and Pulverizer
hits a Frog-Splash. He goes for a pin, 1...2... kick out. Pulverizer then puts
Steel upside down, and hits a spike corkscrew piledriver onto him. He then goes
outside of the ropes, jumps on the top rope, and hits a Shooting Star Press
off the ropes. Destroyer then picks up Steel, and hits a hammer to the back,
and follows up with a swinging neck breaker off the ropes. Pulverizer then climbs
the top ropes, and gets ready, as Destroyer picks up Steel in a Tombstone position,
then flings him up so he is horizontal, and Pulvrizer jumps off the top ropes,
and hits a Rock Dropper as Destroyer slams him onto the ground. Destroyer then
goes for a Powerbomb onto Steel, and Pulverizer helps out with a reverse DDT
and Powerbomb combo. Pulverizer then goes for another Powerbom, and Destroyer
hits a Blockbuster off the top ropes as well. Destroyer then goes for, and hits
a Destroyer DDT, followed by a pin. 1...2...Pulverizer broke the pin. Now Pulverizer
is kicking Destroyer ass. He hits a Double Arm DDT, followed bye an Elbow Drop,
followed by a Low Blow. He then slaps an Elevated Crab onto him, and holds it
for about a minute, he then hits a fallaway Powerbomb, and a Crucifix Bomb onto
him, following up with a Sledgehammer, then the ultimate move, the Pulverization.
But instead of going for the pin, he gets up to celebrate, and Steel, who had
been playing possum, rolls him up, 1...2...3!!
Winner via Pin with a Roll up, and New AWA US Champion, Weston Steel!!
Afterward, Pulverizer grabs the belt, helps Steel to his feet, gives the belt
to him, and raises his hand in victory. After a few, Pulverizer takes off his
Hells Children shirt, spits on it, and puts it on top of Destroyer, who then
gets another Pulverization from Pulverizer, and a SAMH by Steel. Then the lights
go off, pyros go off from the ringposts. When the lights come back on, Dark
Assassin is kneeling in the ring in a praying position. Pulverizer comes at
him, and Dark Assassin takes him down with a Snapmare. Steel isn't as quick
to follow him in, but Assassin hits a Kick of Death, then a Final Shot in quick
succession. Steel is out, and before Pulverizer can get up, Assassin grabs the
belt, and helps the obviously injured Destroyer out of the ring.
FJ-That was Dark Assassin! He must have gone HC!
HS-He stole the belt! Unbelievable! Steel is gonna be PISSED...
Battle Royal
FJ-Remember folks, the winner of this gets a WORLD Title shot wednesday!
(The first 11 competitors are introduced, and make their way to the ring. Then
Mr. Bob's music is cued, and he heads to the ring, dreidel in hand. He tosses
chocolate coins into the air and the crowd, with an amused smile on his face.
Finally he climbs into the ring, dreidel in hand. A referee steps in and demands
it, but Mr. Bob refuses. Mr. Bob looked as if he would hand over the dreidel,
but when Black Widdow began edging behind he, he spun and smashed the huge toy
over Widdow's head. Then all the competitors had been announced, all save one.
Tempest was announced last, but he never made it to the ring. The referee was
just about to call for the bell, when suddenly the Ameritron lit up, and Tempest
stepped into view.)
Tempest-The bomb....has.....DROPPED!
(On the word "DROPPED" the Ameritron goes off, and the lights go
out for about 5 seconds. Suddenly, a spotlight hits the center of the ring,
and and in it is Tempest, standing calmly. He quickly removes his sunglasses
and duster, and as the house lights come on, runs at the ropes. He heads directly
towards a stunned Kable, and clotheslines him over the ropes before he can react.
That sends the rest of the men into a flurry, and the bell sounds.)
Kable Eliminated in 0:00:03 by Tempest
HS-That was quick..
FJ-What an entrance!
This sends the remaining 12 men into a fury, and people go flying all over
the ring. Johnny Cool begins pounding "Dirty" Dan in the corner, and
John Blaze gets teamed on by Bionic Boxer and The Ringmaster. "Sexy"
Rexx and Mr. Bob tie up, with Rexx using a headlock takedown to drop the big
man. Mr. Bob gets up and runs at him again, and Rexx drops him with a dropkick.
Meanwhile, Dark Assassin and Black Widdow begin double teaming Lars Fredrickson,
who is almost over the ropes. They finally get him over, but he hangs on and
is able to slide back in. Tempest and George Prince start exchanging blows,
Dark Assassin charges them both, knocking Tempest to the ground, and Prince
over the ropes with a shoulderblock.
George Prince Eliminated in 0:01:11 by Dark Assassin
Mr. Bob finally gets an upper hand on Rexx with a poke to the eye, and he tackles
him to the ground, biting his forehead. Lars makes it back in the ring and nails
Black Widdow with a running bulldog, then he mounts him and begins punching
away. Bionic Boxer and Ringmaster finally get John Blaze out on the ring apron,
but when they both run at him to double clothesline him, John ducks and pulls
the ropes down, eliminating them both.
The Ringmaster and Bionic Boxer eliminated in 0:03:01 by John Blaze
Johnny Cool Quickly Gorilla presses "Dirty" Dan over the ropes, leaving
only 8 men left.
"Dirty" Dan Kowalski eliminated in 0:03:20 by Johnny Cool
Tempest finally drags Mr. Bob off of Sexy Rexx, who has opened up a gash in
Rexx's forhead with his teeth. Tempest begins rocking Mr. Bob with righs, but
it hardly phases the madman. Bob takes a few more shots, then kicks Tempest
in the junk, and hits three shortarm clotheslines in a row. Meanwhile, Lars,
Dark Assassin, Black Widdow and John Blaze are all exchanging blows. Rexx is
catching his breath, as is Johnny Cool, and Mr. Bob is laying into Tempest.
Black Widdow is nearly forced over the ropes, when Johnny Cool runs from the
other side of the ring, clotheslining him over the rope. At the same time, Mr.
Bob hits Tempest with a huge open handed slap, sending him over the ropes as
well.
Black Widdow Eliminated in 0:07:45 by Johnny Cool
Tempest eliminated in 0:07:46 by Mr. Bob
Lars and Dark Assassin continue to beat on each other as John Blaze moves to
the downed Rexx, Dragging him up by the hair. They begin to exchange chops,
and Mr. Bob and Johnny Cool catch their breaths in opposite corners. "Sexy"
Rexx nails a kick to the gut, and drops Blaze with a swinging bulldog. He tries
to force Blaze over the top, but is unsuccsessful. Meanwhile, Lars and Dark
Assassin continue fighting, and end up eliminating each other. Once they hit
the ground, the continue brawling.
Lars Fredrickson and Dark Assassin eliminated in 0:10:01 by Dark Assassin and
Lars Fredrickson
The NCAA has their Final Four, and so do we. All four men retreat to a corner,
to size up their opponents. Mr. Bob is staring down "Sexy" Rexx, who
has blood running down his face from the bite attack earlier. Johnny Cool is
watching Mr. Bob as well, and John Blaze concentrated on Johnny Cool. All four
men charge at once, and begin trading punches. Johnny Cool attacks Mr. Bob,
and they begin trading slaps. "Sexy" Rexx starts rocking Blaze with
stiff right hands, before hitting a head scissors take down. Rexx keeps the
rookie grounded, hitting leg drops and headlocks. Meanwhile, Johnny Cool goes
for a discus punch, but Mr. Bob ducks it and suprisingly lifts Cool into a fireman's
carry, then samoan dropping him over the ropes.
Johnny Cool eliminated in 0:12:14 by Mr. Bob
Only a few seconds after that, Blaze stumbled to his feet, only to be knocked
over the ropes by a massive super kick for Rexx.
John Blaze eliminated in 0:12:50 by "Sexy" Rexx Jansen
Rexx and Mr. Bob go at it again, fighting all over the ring. They exchange
blows, and Rexx makes several unsuccsessful attempts at getting Bob over the
ropes. Finally, Rexx attempted an Asai moonsault, but Bob caught him in mid
air and dropped him into an inverted atomic drop. Bob then nailed the short-arm
clothesline, and set up for his finisher. Instead of catapulting Rexx into the
turnbuckle, however, Bob turned him to face the ropes, and Bob then slingshot
him Rexx over the top rope, winning the battle royal.
"Sexy" Rexx Jansen eliminated in 0:14:50 by Mr. Bob
Winner of the battle royal via Slingshot, Mr. Bob
FJ-Wow, what an event!
HS-Mr. Bob is something else, i'll give you that.
FJ-I'll tell you who really impressed me tonight, though, Herb. Johnny Cool
is looking sharper than he ever has before.
HS-Yea, he's pretty lame, but he looked good tonight. Let's just get to what
everyone is waiting for, shall we?
Main Event
Mercenary vs. Excorcist (World Title Match)
FJ-Here we go Herb, this is the big one.
HS-That's right, Frank. We've got Mercenary, the World Champ. He's undefeated
in singles competition. He has to face the monster, Excorcist. Excorcist is
a ring veteran, and former TV Champ. This is gonna be crazy, and don't think
we won't see the rest of Hell's Children out tonight.
FJ-After the night they've had, I'm sure they'll be looking for gold.
HS-Yea, or Blood.
A-Introducing first, weighing in at 350 pounds, The Excorcist!
("Sugar" by System of a Down is cued, and Excorcist hits the ring,
Poltergiest at his side.)
HS-After the disension in the ranks of Hell's Children tonight, you KNOW Excorcist
is gonna have someone at ringside.
A-And introducing second, the CHAMPION(Crowd pop.), Mercenary!
("Mercenary" by Pantera is cued, and Mercenary hits the ring at a
run.)
Mercenary and Excorcist begin trading blows, before Merc sends Excorcist into
the ropes. Excorcist ducks under Merc when he jumps, but Merc catches him in
a spinebuster on his way back. Excorcist rolls out of the ring, and stalls for
time. He reaches a count of 8, and finally rolls back into the ring. Mercenary
immedietly picks him up by his hair, and spins him around, hitting a release
German Suplex. Excorcist is slow to get up, and Mercenary sends him to the ground
with a spinning heel kick again. Mercenary with a series of punches, and then
with a big samoan drop. Excorcist gets up very slowly, and Mercenary immediatly
locks on a a side headlock. Excorcist shoves Merc into the ropes, and Poltergiest
nails him with an elbow while Excorcist distracts the ref. Excorcist takes control
from there, hitting several big punches, then dropping Merc with a Crusifix
powerbomb. Excorcist goes for the pin, but only gets a 2 count. Excorcist then
throws Merc around the ring, throwing him against turnbuckles, and choking him
on the ropes. Excorcist then lands a Chokeslam, and goes for another cover.
He only gets a one count, due to a lazy cover.
FJ-You'd think he would be more serious about this match, Herb.
HS-Oh, I think Excorcist isn't showing us his full arsenal.
Mercenary continues to recieve a pounding, with Excorcist laying on two powerbombs
in a row. Excorcist goes for a tight pin, but Merc got a foot on the rope after
two. Excorcist lifts Mercenary into a vertical suplex, holding him for several
seconds, before nailing the Demon Catcher! Excorcist went for the cover, but
Pulverizer hit the ring at a run, and distracted the ref. Excorcist got up to
check on the count, and Mercenary struggled to his feet. Poltergiest and Pulverizer
begin brawling on the floor, and Merc turned Excorcist around and hit in time
to hit a Hired Gun, but hitting the ref with his legs in the proccess. Merc
went for the pin, but again there was no ref. Poltergiest was able to take care
of Pulverizer on the outside, and then rolled in to the ring. Poltergiest then
jerked Merc off of Excorcist, hit a Polterbomb on him, and then pulled Excorcist
on top of him. The ref woke up, made the count, and Excorcist became the new
AWA World Champion. Post match, Eyeless and Dark Assassin limped to the ring
to celebrate. (Lots of boos, but a big pop too.) Apparently, Destroyer was too
hurt to make it to the ring.
FJ-This suddenly became a HC night!
The four remaining members climbed the turnbuckles, arms raised, with Excorcist
holding the belt over his head. Suddenly the lights go out(Yes, again). The
lights come back on, and in the middle of the ring, tire iron in hand, is Mike
Nukem!
FJ and HS-IT'S NUKEM!
Nukem attacks Poltergiest first, knocking him out of the ring from the top
of the turnbuckle. Excorcist jumps down from the top and turns around, just
in time to catch a shot from the tire iron. Dark Assassin and Eyeless jump down,
but are chased off by the tire iron. That leaves only Nukem, the downed Excorcist,
and the beaten Mercenary in the ring. Nukem hits a Meltdown on Excorcist, and
then gets a Mic.
Nukem-I TOLD you I'd be back!
Mercenary limps over to Nukem to embrace him, but Nukem catches Merc with a
kick in the gut, and hits a Meltdown on him, too!
HS-The bodies keep piling up!
Nukem-(Nukem gets a mic)I don't need you either, buster. Don't think I ran
out here to save your scrawny ass. If you had won tonight I would have just
had to beat you for MY title anyway! (Huge crowd pop.)
(The PPV Closes as Nukem goes to all four corners of the ring, and whips the
crowd into a frenzy. Copyright 1999.)