Gang Rules!
(The show opens high above the sold out stadium, as large amounts of Pyro go off. The shot slowly pans by the stage, which is set up to look like a back alley with spray painted brick walls and trash cans. The AWA theme plays for a while, then finally dies down and the shot cuts to ringside. Herb Summer and Frank Jackson are waiting in the booth, both decked out in tuxes.)

FJ-Hello AWA fans, and welcome to the first ever Gang Rules PPV! We're just one month shy of the AWA's 1 year anniversary!

HS-Indeed we are, Franky. However we've got a lot of action tonight to concentrate on.

FJ-And if this night wasn't heated enough already, last Thursday sure did add to the flames! 3 title changes in one night!

HS-That's right Frank, Low is our new Light Heavyweight Champion, Hangman took home the United States title, and the big one, Ray Owens has finally done it, he captured the World Heavyweight Title.

FJ-Thanks to a lot of help from Vinnie and Oz, and President Gray. But that's enough chit chat, we're taking you to the ring now for our first matchup!

HS-This oughta be good Frank, this match is a 3 on 3 elimination match, and the winner gets a shot at the TV Title shot! Originally it was planned that they get the shot this coming Wargames, but the tournament had to be moved back. Now, the winner will get his title shot 1 week from this Wednesday at the next Wargames!

Announcer-Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a 6 man tag team elimination match. Once one team is completely eliminated however, the remaining contestants will battle until there is only one man left! The winner will recieve a TV Title shot in two weeks! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 790 pounds, Franc N. Style, Jake Fox, and "The Immortal" Lance Mason!

(The three men come out to "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi, and they get a decent amount of heat. FNS geting the most, Mason getting some, and Fox getting no reaction at all. They climb in the ring, ignoring each other.)

A-And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 754 pounds, Southtown Kid, Anton Chekov, and The Surgeon!

("Southtown" by P.O.D. is cued, and Southtown Kid comes out with Surgeon. However, Anton is nowhere to be seen. the two roll into the ring and immediatly get jumped 3 on 2. Surgeon and STK are getting whipped, but then the crowd goes nuts as Anton steps out onto the stage. However, he walks with his head down, and he is not even in wrestling gear. He is wearing dirty slacks, and untucked shirt and has a loose tie on. He obviously hasn't shaved in a few days. He walks slowly to the ring, but doesn't get in to help. He only stays on the outside of the ring. Finally the ref gets the match in order, and FNS starts out against The Surgeon. FNS has the advantage due to the earlier beating, and he quickly snap piledrives the Surgeon! FNS goes for an early cover, but only gets a 1 count. FNS quickly legdrops Surgeon, then locks on a STF! Surgeon doesn't tap, so FNS gets back up and bounces off the ropes. Surgeon slowly gets to his knees, only to get plastered by a seated dropkick to the face! Surgeon is down, and FNS quickly springboards and hits a moonsault! FNS covers, but STK hits the ring to break it up. The referee ushers him out, but while the ref;s back is turned, FNS holds his legs as Lance Mason comes off the top rope and legdrops Surgeon in the groin! The ref turns around and breaks it up, but the damage has been done. Surgeon stumbles to the center of the ring, bent over, and FNS springs off the ropes. Surgeon finally stands up, just in time to take The Final Verse! FNS quickly hooks the leg and Surgeon is out!)

A-The Surgeon has been eliminated by FNS via pinfall!

(STK wastes no time hitting the ring, he starts laying into FNS, and this draws Mason and Fox. It quickly becomes three on one, and they triple powerbomb STK. FNS then tags out to Jake Fox, who drapes a big legdrop across STK's head. STK rolls in pain, and Fox goes for a pin, getting a 1. They both get up, but Fox knees STK in the gut, then whips him into the ropes. STK bounces back, and gets nailed by the big boot! Fox then drops a knee on STK's head and makes another cover, getting a 2 count. Fox then pulls STK up by the hair, but STK low blows him, and uses the last of his energy to Gorilla Press Slam the huge Fox! The crowd explodes as STK falls down after the effort, and crawls to his corner. Fox does the same thing, and they reach there at the same time. Fox tags in to Mason, and STK reaches for a tag from Anton. Anton looks at him with sad, tired eyes, and then just drops off the apron. The crowd is in shock, as Anton simply skulks back to the back.)

A-Anton Chekov is eliminated by Count Out.

(Mason takes immediate advantage of STK on his back and locks on the boston crab! STK gets to the ropes, but Mason breaks the hold and begins to deliver stomps to his back. Even with the stomping, STK manages to fight to his feet. Mason backs STK up against the ropes and begins to deliver stiff chops, but STK shakes them off. Finally, Mason chops him hard, and STK rebounds with a haymaker that drops Mason completely! Mason quickly crawls to his corner and tags in Fox, but STK drops Fox with Missile Dropkick. STK begins battering the bigger an, but FNS hits the ring and attacks STK, followed by Mason. It becomes three on one again, and the trio finally gets the advantage back. Fox gets behind STK and delivers the Fox Bomb, and uses his massive strength to go straight into the Fox Plex! FNS then begins to dance, and Fox struts around, giving the Fox sign. Mason jumps up on the turnbuckle and begins flexing his muscles. The crowd begins to roar as STK, slowly but surely, gets to his feet again. STK wastes no time and delivers a football kick to Fox's groin! FNS turns around just in time to get a snap DDT. STK then stalks to the corner Mason is in, and hits the street cleaner off the top rope! He can't pin him however, because FNS jumps him again, but STK fights off FNS. Fox runs at him with a forearm, but STK whips FNS right at Fox, and Fox clotheslines him down! Fox looks down, suprised, and STK quickly school boys him and gets the three count!)

A-Jake Fox has been eliminated by STK via pinfall!

(FNS and Mason quickly jump on STK, and batter him again. They stomp him mercilesly, and Mason finally whips FNS right at STK, who then hits The Final Verse. Both Lance and FNS jump on STK, barely getting the three count.)

A-Southtown Kid is eliminated by FNS and Lance Mason via pinfall.

(Lance Mason, being on top of the stack quickly gets up, and FNS starsts to get up as well. Lance then jumps over FNS and uses a revised version of the Mahistrol cradle to get the three count!)

A-Your winner, recieving a TV Title shot in two weeks, "The Immortal" Lance Mason!

HS-What a one sided match. I can't believe Anton would do that...

HS: And for our next bout, we have a very special treat...

FJ: Yeah I guess you could say that

HS: Oh yes, it is!

(With that, 'Hail to the Cheif' blares over the sound system. From the back room steps Prez Grey, and he stops at the top of the entrance ramp. With a sinister smile, he raises his hands, one empty, and one carrying a large wooden baseball bat. However, he is met with a less than satisfactory response from his beloved audience. Undaunted, he continues his journey down towards ringside. Walking around the ring, he makes his way to the announce table. He pulls up a chair and puts on a headset.)

PG: Hello fellas. How are you doin tonite?

HS: Oh it is sir, it is.

FJ: Right...a real honor...

PG: That's enough out of you. I came here to announce, and dammit, announce I will!

(After a momentary pause, 'New York, New York' by Barry Manilo is cued, and Vinnie enters from backstage, followed closely by Oz. They stand at the entrance for a moment before slowly making there way to the ring.)

Announcer: Coming down the isle, weighing in at a combined weight of 585 lbs, Vinnie and Oz!

PG: Oh yes look at the physical specimen that Vinnie and Oz are! They are really a scary couple of guys.

FJ: Oh yes, I'm shaking in my boots...

PG: Hey, don't use that tone of voice around me. I pay your check, you know.

('Pour Some Sugar On Me' by Def Leppard is cued, and Dave Santini comes charging from the back. Without stopping, he dashes into the ring and greets Vinnie and Oz with various shows of endearment.)

Announcer: And their tag team partner, weighing in at 270 lbs, the AWA Hardcore Champion, Dave 'The Rave' Santini!

PG: Oh look at Dave Santini! Look at that man! And people wonder why he's the Hardcore Champion...just look at him! How can someone that powerful not have a belt? Simply amazing...

HS: He definitly has been a pretty damn good Hardcore champ.

PG: That's for damn sure!

(Suddenly, 'Back in the Saddle' by Aerosmith blasts over the loudspeakers as Hangman comes rushing from the back.)

Announcer: And their opponents, first...

(The announcer does not get to finish before Hangman makes it into the ring. He is about to slide under the ropes when, from nowhere, comes C-Rock.)

HS: Holy sh** what the hell--

(Before he can finish however, C-Rock lays Hangman out with a chair. Hangman bends over, obviously hurt. Then, C-Rock hits him with a jumping Regulator onto the fallen chair. The crowd goes nuts.)

PG: All part of the plan, fellas.

(As C-Rock kicks Hangman twice in the ribs, Chapman runs from the audience. He lifts Hangman by the hair, delivers a fierce blow to the face, then tosses him into the ring. Vinnie picks up the fallen Hangman while Oz delievers several crushing punches to his abdomen, and finishes with a kick to the groin. As Dave Santini rushes over to get his piece of the action, 'A Little Warm Death' by Cassandra Wilson pours out of the speakers, and CON alongside Nightmist dash to the ring. Nightmist lands A Little Warm Death on C-Rock while CON lands the Creature Feature on Chapman. They then dash into the ring and run after Vinnie and Oz as Santini ducks for cover. CON goes to kick Vinnie, who catches his foot. CON then lands a beautiful Ensiguri, knocking Vinnie onto the outside. Undaunted, he climbs to the top turn buckle and lands a perfect missle dropkick on the stumbling Vinnie. All the while, Nightmist dashes after Oz, and hits him with a standing side kick. This throws Oz outside the ring as well, and Nightmist uses the ropes to launch himself onto the fallen Family member.)

PG: Oh come on! What was that?

(As the ref jumps outside of the ring to take care of the four men beating the living hell out of eachother, the fallen Hangman is slowly getting to his feet. Dave Santini siezes this moment and hits him with a running forearm. This knocks Hangman to his knees, but with his last ounce of strength, Hangman throws a low blow to Santini's groin. Santini stumbles away, and Hangman makes it to his feet. He hits Santini with a devistating clothesline from hell, then lifts him back to his feet. Hangman throws Santini off the ropes and delievers Southern Comfort. He easily takes Santini down, and holds the claw, desperatly trying to get the submission. Unfortunatly, the ref is still distracted by the four men brawling on the outside. The referee finally calls for the bell.)

Announcer-Nightmist, Creature of the Night, Vinnie and Oz are eliminated by Count Out!

PG: Exscuse me guys, but I have a little buisness to take care of.

HS: What the hell is he doing with that?!?

(President Grey throws off his headset and picks up the bat he brought to ringside. Checking to make sure the ref still isn't looking, the Prez slides under the bottom rope and smashes the bat over the preoccupied Hangman's back. He smiles and raises his hands in victory. Santini makes it to his feet, a little shaken, but no less dangerous. The ref finally starts paying attention to the action going on inside the ring and goes in just in time to see Dave hit the Ravin' Driver on a limp Hangman. CON and Nightmist try and slide in to save there fallen comrade, but are pulled back outside by Vinnie and Oz. Santini covers the unconcious Hangman for an easy 1 2 3.)

Winners:Dave Santini

A-This match is scheduled for one fall, and is under DEATHMATCH rules! If Shadow can pin Chapman here tonight, he will be granted an AWA Hardcore titleshot.

(Security hurriedly moves a bed of thumbtacs and a piece of plate glass as well as some weapons into the ring. Chapman then enters first, with no music.)

A-And his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, Shadow!

(Shadow's music doesn't start however. President Gray stands up from the announce table and calls for a mic)

Gray-That reminds me, I have alittle announcement to make. Sorry folks, but Shadow is apparently in a little trouble with the IRS. He won't be competing tonight... or ever! hahaha! (looks down to the announcers) I think my work here is done.

(Gray heads to the back, as Chapman struts around the ring. Suddenly the lights go dark, and when they come back up Transfusion is in the ring! The crowd goes nuts for the King of the Deathmatch, as he turns Chapman around and delivers a wicked Inverted DVD onto the bed of Thumbtacs!!!! Transfusion calls for a mic)

T-There's only ONE GUY who's king of the deathmatch around here, and it sure as hell isn't this jerk.

(Transfusion rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, as the crowd roars!)

FJ-Wow, the return of Transfusion! What a huge night.

A-Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a six man elimination tag match. Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 723 pounds, Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane and Low!

"Diamond Dogs" is cued, and the former Stable members head to the ring with Ramona. They all enter the ring and wait for their opponents. Heavy Metal then comes out onto the stage.)

Billy Hay-Listen fellas, we decided we don't even need someone from the back to beat you assholes. We've brought a friend of ours, you can call him Big Bubba!

(A huge biker steps out onto the stage. He is easily 300 pounds.)

Low-That's great. Since you have such a height advantage, why don't we make this little match a hardcore match?

Billy-You're on!

(Heavy Metal and Bubbah hit the ring running, and it's a brawl! The match finally gets underway with Low against Billy Hay. Low gets the advantage early with a rake to the eyes, followed by a slam. Ramona then tosses Low a chair, but Hay gets up quickly and spinkicks the chair into Low's face! Low is already busted open, and he stumbles to his feet, only to get a drop toe hold face first onto the chair! Hay bounces off the rope and goes for a senton, but Low moves and Hay lands flat on his back, on the chair! Low quickly elbow drops him, then pulls the chair out from under him. Low sets up the chair, and then bulldogs Hay onto it! Hay rolls around holding his head, as Low struts. Low then grabs Hay's legs and sets up the Low Profile, but Hay is ready and he pulls Low towards him and small packages him! Hay only gets a two count, but Low is up faster than Hay. Hay springs to his feet, only to get a clothesline. Low then grabs Hay by the hair and yells to Ramona. the camera cuts to outside of the ring, where Ramona has taken an extra piece of gaurdrail and set it up between the ring and the gaurdrail like a table! To the crowd's horror, Low executes a running powerbomb and throws Hay OVER the top rope, and he crashes THROUGH the gaurdrail with a sickening thud! The ref is mortified, and stops the match. He rolls out of the ring to check on Hay, who is bleeding from the mouth. The ref waves to the back, as the other 5 men just wait in the ring.)

A-ladies and gentlemen, The referee has declared Billy Hay unfit to continue, and the match will go on.

(Low struts and laughs in the ring, until he turns around slowly and realizes the huge Heavy metal Machine is standing over him, brass knuckes on one hand. He quickly grabs Low and lifts him into the Winds of Steel, then tosses him and punches him stiffly with the brass knucks! this busts Low open even wider, and HMM easily hooks the leg for the 1,2,3!)

A-Low has been eliminated by Heavy Metal Machine, via pinfall!

(Both Diamond Dogs hit the ring next, but HMM simply destroys them. His anger over Hay turns him into a volatile weapon. Both Dogs keep getting, only to get dropped again by sidekicks, chokeslams, or clotheslines. Finally The Machine stops, simply towering in the ring over the two fallen Diamond Dogs. Machine tags out instead of pinning them, to let Bubba have some fun. Bubba enters with a trashcan and batters both members repeatedly! He waits for the Diamond Dogs to both get up, then Bubba bounces of the ropes and clotheslines them both down. They both get up and he runs to the ropes, but Low jumps up onto the apron with his Light Heavyweight Title an wallops Bubba in the back of the head with it! Bubba stumbles forward, and Aladdin Sane lifts him up, while Ziggy Stardust brings him down in a big Diamond Drop onto Bubba's trashcan! Aladdin covers and Ziggy blocks HMM for the 3 count!)

Bubba has been eliminated!

(HMM is back in the ring, and again he begins destroying the Diamond Dogs. He lays both men out with a Wind of Steel, and then climbs out of the ring. He pulls a table out from under the ring, and a "Table" chant starts. He pushes the table into the ring and climbs in, before setting up near the corner. HMM then pulls Aladdin Sane to the corner, and HMM sits up on the top rope. HMM then sets up Aladdin for a double handed chokeslam through the table, but Ramona climbs up on the ring and throws a fireball into HMM's face! Aladdin slips down to the first turnbuckle, and then lifts HMM way into the air. Ziggy jumps to meet them and crashes HMM down through the table in a HUGE Diamond Drop! Both men cover him 1,2,3!)

A-Your winners, The Diamond Dogs!

After a brief commercial break, you are treated to the sight of Joshua "Talos" Marr and Michael "I'm Smarter Than You, Stupid" Hughes, brought in on a special pay-per-appearance deal. Joshua smiles smugly and Hughes just frowns.

MH: Lay-dees and gen-tel-men, bo-ee do we ha-ve a spec-tac-u-lar mat-ch for you now. He squints, as if trying to read a cue card.

JM: You need either glasses or contacts, old man. Or an attitude adjustment; I'm a fun-loving, spunky, happy-go-lucky kinda guy, so I get no-o-o cue cards.

Michael shrugs disinterestedly.

MH: I'll just stare at the camera and you can take over the role of colour commentary.

JM: Sure. Lads and gents, we have High Velocity and The Ladies Man versus D-nutts and CarnEvil up next, right here, right now, at AWA Gang Rules 2000! This is to be an Elimination Style 6-man Tag Team Match! Let's get it on!

Michael looks at Talos with a content smirk.

MH: That was horrible.

Elimination Style 6-Man Tag Match
High Velocity & The Ladies' Man versus D-Nutts & CarnEvil

"Broken Clutch" by Sloth hits the loud sound system and the fans rise to their feet to cheer Jared Shepard and Huey McReedy to the ring. Both men rip it out from behind the curtain and make their way for the ring, Shepard watching both men's back. After they're in the ring there comes a brief pause, followed by the playing of "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. The Ladies' Man makes his way to the ring casually, trailed closely by half a dozen of his "clients," *wink wink*.

High Velocity and Ladies' Man are posing in the ring when "The Way I Am" by Eminem hits the sound system, and D-nutts and CarnEvil rush the ring. They slide into the ring and chaos insues. Drake Hyde takes a blow from Shepard, but he manages to shove the High Velocity member into a corner where he begins to wail on him with hard rights and lefts. D-struction totally dominates McReedy with his power advantage, and CarnEvil ducks a lariat from the Ladies' Man, turns and boots him in the midsection, and delivers a DDT!

JM: The fans are on their feet and boo'ing like mad, eh Mike?

MH: I think the shmucks watching from home can tell, Tal', shaddup. He sits back and tries to sleep.

In the ring, the referee has managed to regain some control, and the Ladies' Man and CarnEvil are left in the ring. Carn runs at LM and tries for a clothesline, but it's Ladies' Man's turn to duck, and he turns around and delivers a standing sidekick to the jaw of CarnEvil. CarnEvil lands in the corner of the ring, leaning against the second turnbuckle, but he manages to pull himself to a standing position. Ladies' Man runs towards him and tries for an elbow, but CarnEvil ducks out of the way and LM slams into the turnbuckle and staggers away backwards. Carnie catches Ladies' Man around the waist from behind, and performs a release German suplex which sends LM nearly across the ring. Ladies' Man reaches blindly up for a tag and gets one. Jared Shepard enters the ring to a roar of approval from the fans.

"Sureshot" rushes CarnEvil, ducks a big boot, then musters all the strength he can and delivers an atomic drop to Carnie, who stumbles forward, then falls to one knee. Jared runs at CarnEvil then jumps, twists around in mid-air, catches Carnie around the neck for a DDT, and plants him facefirst into the mat. Shepard rolls Carnie over quickly and goes for the pin, getting only a two-count. Shepard gets up and pulls CarnEvil with him, then whips his larger adversary into the ropes. He tries to leapfrog over Carnie on his first rebound, but Carnie catches him and delivers a huge powerbomb, causing a shout from the crowd, followed by a loud chorous of boo's. Carnie goes for the pin and gets a two-count before the Ladies' Man breaks the cover with a kick to the side of Evil's head. Drake Hyde is in the ring in a flash to take Ladies' Man out with a killer clothesline.

Hyde's sudden precense in the ring causes Huey McReedy to dive in, as well, and quickly knocks Drake from his feet with a giant dropkick. CarnEvil gets up and goes after McReedy, but he, too, gets dropkicked. Hyde is treated to a Tornado DDT when he stands again. The fans are cheering "The Fly" on as he cleans up, and pop even louder when he Side Russian Legsweeps CarnEvil. All his effort is for not, however, when D-struction climbs into the ring, charges, and destroys McReedy with a huge Chokeslam.

JM: Ooh, the pain! The humanity! Someone call the paramedics; that one hurt him!

MH: Eyes closed, Yeah, that one totally hurt that guy. Boo. Possibly yay.

D-struction lifts the still hurting Jared Shepard to his feet, then pulls him off his feet with the D-Lift! He chokes "Sureshot" for all he's worth, then hucks him nonchalantly into the nearest turnbuckle. He approaches leisurely, then heaves Shepard up to the top turnbuckle, then follows him up. He hooks his arm around Jared's head and looks ready to hit the D-Structor when the Ladies' Man leaps onto the apron and heaves a fist into D-struction's gut. With a loud grunt, D-struction falls off the turnbuckle, but lands on his feet in the ring. He cusses Ladies' Man out, then charges at him. LM, however, ducks and pulls the top rope down a bit with him, and D-struction falls out of the ring and onto the mats surrounding. The fans pop big. Ladies' Man shakes Jared a bit, then enters the ring and heaves a now stirring CarnEvil to his feet. He delivers a few stiff blows to Carnie's face, then sends him to the ropes, catches him on the rebound, and nails the For the Ladies Tornado DDT! Those fans still sitting jump to their feet and the house pops. He grins, then signals for Jarred to finish the match.

Drake Hyde revives in the corner, and clotheslines Ladies' Man from behind, then kicks him out of the ring. He then runs at Shepard, still on the top turnbuckle, but he gets missile dropkicked into oblivion! Jarred leaps to his feet, seriously pumped up on adrenaline, and turns right into an open hand. CarnEvil has his hand tightly gripped around Shepard's throat, and he heaves him up, then slams him down into the Hell's Circus chokeslam! "Sureshot" twitches on the mat, and Carnie grins maniacally down at him before pulling him to his feet and setting up for a Crucifix Powerbomb. The fans boo as D-struction climbs into the ring and begins stomping McReedy. CarnEvil lifts Jarred Shepard up, runs forward... and Shepard slips out the back! Carnie turns around, puzzled, and gets sidekicked in the chin! Jarred, new found energy driving him into a frenzy, darts towards D-struction and dropkicks him in the knee! Shepard turns again, his sights on Drake Hyde, and he runs at him, too!

JM: Holy jeez does this kid have a lot of spunk. Lookit him go, hehe.

MH: Whee.

Shepard leaps at Drake, but Hyde knocks him out of the air with a vicious spear! Drake lands on his knees and stares at the battered Jarred. He looks to D-struction, who is limping but alright. D-struction nods and walks over, drags Shepard a bit, and lifts his legs in wishbone position. Drake crawls to the top turnbuckle, a little wobbly, but manages to take off and land a perfect D-Nutter! The fans "ooh," but are then quickly back to boo'ing ravenously. Drake rolls an unconscious Jarred up for the pin. Gets a 1... Huey stirs... a 2... Ladies' Man is up and running to break the pin... 3. The bell sounds just as D-struction catches Ladies' Man with a chokeslam.

Eliminated: Jared Shepard

Drake hops off of Shepard and covers the just chokeslammed Ladies' Man. Another 1, 2, 3 count disqualifies member number two of 'Team Good Guy.'

Eliminated: The Ladies' Man

The LM is kicked out of the ring, where his 'clients' attend to him. D-Nutts turn their attention to Huey McReedy, who is half standing by now. They both grab an arm, throw him to the ropes, step aside as he passes, then turn to catch him on his rebound, only to be caught by a double DDT! All three men appear half out, but McReedy manages to spread his arms, getting one on each man's chest! The referee drops, counts 1, 2, 3, and thus disqualifies D-Nutts!

Eliminated: D-Struction

Eliminated: Drake Hyde

"The Fly" stands slowly and turns toward a turnbuckle, where CarnEvil is standing in wait. Carnie charges out and catches McReedy with a knee, sending the High Velocity member sprawling to the mat. Evil shouts at the crowd and waves an arm, then lifts McReedy without trouble. He sets him up for, runs, and hits the Hell's Carnival! The bans boo and throw things at the ring, but Carnie merely cackles and covers Huey. The referee drops again and counts 1, 2... 3. CarnEvil stands up slowly and takes a bow, further infuriating the crowd.

Eliminated: Huey McReedy

Winner(s), CarnEvil (and D-Nutts)

D-Nutts stand slowly and begin celebrating with CarnEvil in the ring. The fans continue to boo and jeer as a promo for Wrestlefest II begins.

(The promo ends and the scene cuts back to ringside.)

HS-It's been a great night, folks. the return of Transfusion, the great matches.. and the best is coming up....now!

FJ-it's not time for the main event, Herb.

HS-Nope, it's time for the evening gown match!!!

("Cult of Personality" is cued, and Luscious Lori steps out onto the stage in an evening gown that is skin tight, and light yellow. The crowd goes absolutely nuts for her, and she jogs to the ring and climbs in. "Pour Some Sugah On Me" is cued next, and Louise steps out onto the stage in a tight, see through evening gown match. She rolls into the ring and bell rings. The two start jawing at each other, and Louise pushes Lori down. The match starts and it actually goes pretty evenly in one-on-one fashion, However, Nightmare next comes to ringside doing commentary on the match . She takes several shots at Santini and calls Louise a whore, So Santini goes down there just to get in the mix and to try and shut her the hell up. At this juncture, Snakebite makes his return to AWA action. 'Limping' down to ringside on crutches, he flips Santini around and they exchange words. Santini pushes him over, laughing, and turn around to face Nightmare again. At this point, she slaps Santini with no effect. At this point, Snakebite has arose and with crutch in hand, waylays Santini from behind. The fight is on at this point with Snakebite having the upper hand simply because he got a good cheap shot in with the crutch.

Now, while all this is going on, the two of them are actually having one HELL of a one-on-one match. However, the ref's attention then gets turned to trying to get the outside chaos in order. So, the ref leaves the match to try and to make leave both you and Snakebite. With his attention on the guys, Nightmare makes her presence known in the ring. Both girls have just connected on a double clothesline and are both down. Nightmare revives Lori and Lori ascends to the top rope as Nightmare grabs Louise's ankles. She slingshoots Louise towards Lori who gives her a Texas Pinebox Special! The two girls then make short work of what remains of Louise's gown before Nightmare slides out just as the ref returns to the ring, having managed to get security to break the melee up between Santini and Snakebite. Seeing Louise out of her gown, he signals for the bell!)

A-Your winner, and QUEEN of the ring, Luscious Lori!!

(The crowd goes nuts as Lori and Nightmare celebrate, and Lori recieves a crown and roses.)

HS-Ok, we can go now Franky.

FJ-But the big main events up next!

HS-Yea, but I saw what I came to see. Louise in a thong...ahhhhhh.....

FJ-Right.....anyway, back to the ring for the main event.

A-introducing first.... weighing in at a combined weight of 732 pounds... Mr. Jack Happy, Erik Dragon, and Crimson Dream!

(The crowd goes NUTS as the three men enter together. Happy and Dragon high five fans on the way to the ring, but CD walks with a purpose.)

A-and their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 739 and 1/2 pounds, Lars Fredrickson, "Southern Justice" Weston Steel, and The AWA World Heavyweight Champion, "Hitman" Ray Owens!

(The six men enter the ring, and it quickly gets out of hand. CD goes straight for Owens, Steel goes after Happy, and Lars and dragon battle to the outside of the ring. Finally Steel and Happy end up the legal men, and they continue to brawl. Happy trades blows with Steel, and Steels' have more effect. Steel then whips Happy into the turnbuckle and follows in, but Happy moves. Steel bounces back, and Happy attempts the Happy Daze, however Steel reverses it and slips around behind happy before connecting with an inverted DDT. Steel drops a knee across Happy's forehead, then climbs to the second rope and jumps off with a driving elbow to the head. Steel tags in Owens, and Owens locks on a Camel Clutch. Happy reaches the ropes, but Owens continues to work on the back. He hangs Happy across the bottom rope, then stomps away at his back. The ref gets him to break it, but Owens attacks again. CD has seen enough, and hits the ring, spearing Owens from the side! Owens is helpless as Dream batters him, and Steel quickly hits the ring, followed by Lars. Another brawl insues, and the ref is barely able to clear the ring. Finally, Owens is able to tag out to Steel, and Happy tags in Dragon. Steel and The Butterfly circle, then Steel kicks him hard in the gut and bulldogs him! Steel is on fire, and he stomps Dragon until Dragon is forced to roll out of the ring. Dragon catches his breath and gets back in, only to get a spinebuster from Steel! Steel batters Dragon, then whips him into the ropes. Dragon jumps over Steel's backdrop attempt, only to catch a Keystone Kick on his return! Steel hooks the leg and Dragon is out!)

A-Erik Dragon has been eliminated by Weston Steel via pinfall!

(Jack Happy hits the ring next, and Steel tags in Larster. Lars and Happy lock up, but Happy turns it into an inverted atomic drop! happy follows up with a football kick to the groin, then a russian Leg sweep! Lars gets up slowly , only to get plastered by 3 clown kicks and a DDT! Happy then twists Lars arm into an armbar, but Lars reverses it into an Overdrive! Both men are winded, and they both get up at the same time. Happy takes a run at lars, but Lars ducks it and Happy actually slams into lars' corner! Steel plasters him with a big right, and Happy turns around only to walk right into a Cradle Piledriver! Lars covers and it's 3 on 1!)

Mr. Jack Happy eliminated by Lars Fredrickson, via pinfall!

(CD gets in the ring menacingly, and he simply points to Owens. Lars steps back a little, then quickly tags Owens on the shoulder. Owens, suprised, immediatly asks to be tagged back, but Lars won't do it. Owens gets in the ring carefully, but CD attacks him without warning! CD batters Owens with several power moves, until Steel and Lars hit the ring. CD double spears them both, then puts Owens in a gorilla press! Suddenly members of security hit the ring, followed by Chapman! CD tosses Owens at the front line of security guys, then clotheslines the rest down! Chapman climbs in the ring, only to get a powerbomb and Crimson Crush thanks to CD. Security begins to swarm CD, and the referee is forced to throw the match out! CD is completely covered by security, until he throws them all off! The crowd goes nuts as Owens slowly stumbles to his feet, only to take another spear and a crimson crush!!! Fade to Black. Copyright 2000)